The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

[Ken]

Hungry? Here ya' go, 2dumb. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hungry? Here ya' go, 2dumb. :innocent:

You idiot....I'm not maroon, I'm a white boy.:innocent:


BTW, this is the micky d's sign that I saw.

[Ken]

Yeah....and you can even cook scrambled eggs, in it! :innocent: LOL


Don't you get tired shaking the microwave?:innocent:

2dumb doesn't shake the microwave when he makes his BBQ in it. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

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Look who's reading a thread called "Pounding Meat." This may get interesting. :innocent:

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Look who's reading a thread called "Pounding Meat." This may get interesting. :innocent:

A thread started byyyyyy.......

[Ken]

A thread started byyyyyy.......

YOUR IDOL??? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Ted,

you may not believe this, but just yesterday I was thinking about asking if anyone here saved jars and bottles like I do. Glass mayo jars, glass soda and wine bottles, glass jelly jars, metal coffee cans, and those neat plastic tubes that Snausages Snawsomes (the dogs love 'em, but only get one every couple of weeks - like any other junk food) come in. I've saved tons of them.

My beer can collection doesn't count, 'cause I'll never use them. :)

I mostly use the coffee cans and the Snawsomes tubes, but I'm certain that I'll have a use for the rest of 'em someday. :innocent:

Another thing I save is small boxes and large (1/6th. or 1/8th size) paper bags. I've stopped saving the plastic ones 'cause I have thousands of 'em. I just recycle them now.

Why do I think this has something to do with Kens hero, and role model???:innocent:

[Ken]

Man, look how fat that thing is!!! When we fry that sucker, we'll be able to make a ton of gravy!!!:drool:

We're gonna need a second batch of bisquits!

I'll make the gravy for ya', 2dumb. :innocent:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q9Zs8qyVyZE/SaWzKK5GOyI/AAAAAAAAAJo/PwNOSCrsZzE/s400/diarrhea.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

:sneaky2:

Don't worry, your secret is safe with me!

*Snicker, Snicker* Ken quickie! LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

Crash, don't bother moving this posté. Just DELETE it, okay? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

My review of Matches

1. Me and Superman. (Before he died.)

2. Kens face and the south end of a north bound bulldog.

3. Kens breath and a buffalo fart.

4. Kens head and a Tea-pitcher in he!!.

:innocent::innocent::innocent:

[Ken]

1. Me and Superman. (Before he died.)

2. Kens face and the south end of a north bound bulldog.

3. Kens breath and a buffalo fart.

4. Kens head and a Tea-pitcher in he!!.

:innocent::innocent::innocent:

1. Me and Superman. (Before he died.)

Now that Superman's dead, it's 2dumb and Pee-wee Herman.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:KCsUEdnQ1nEymM:http://charlesshyblosky.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/pee_wee_herman-2.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://charlesshyblosky.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/pee_wee_herman-2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://charlesshyblosky.wordpress.com/2008/07/&usg=__Duei-5dOwYwcLOfadUW2bEu2bsE=&h=387&w=261&sz=12&hl=en&start=2&itbs=1&tbnid=KCsUEdnQ1nEymM:&tbnh=123&tbnw=83&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpeewee%2Bherman%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den)

2. Kens face and the south end of a north bound bulldog.

So that's why you're always trying to sniff around me, huh?

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:2JpMv_0e_QiVMM:http://www.swankpets.com/images/dog%2520sniffing%2520butt.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.swankpets.com/images/dog%2520sniffing%2520butt.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.swankpets.com/blog/%3Fp%3D73&usg=__Mrpysi-KKdMj5iJgWqHNYcGM0Og=&h=304&w=450&sz=162&hl=en&start=3&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=2JpMv_0e_QiVMM:&tbnh=86&tbnw=127&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsniff%2Bbutt%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26um% 3D1)


3. Kens breath and a buffalo fart.

Here's 2dumb enjoying his favorite drink.

http://www.capesnbabes.com/comics/2009-01-14-buffalo_fart.gif

4. Kens head and a Tea-pitcher in he!!.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:7_xTr6V8hGucRM:http://thestuff.route420.us/files/2009/11/masala.grill.tea.house.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://thestuff.route420.us/files/2009/11/masala.grill.tea.house.jpg&imgrefurl=http://thestuff.route420.us/2009/11/27/restaurant-review-masala-grill-tea-house/&usg=__rEl7l4kvVA4Q71-F0x27Im5EKrY=&h=345&w=604&sz=25&hl=en&start=44&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=7_xTr6V8hGucRM:&tbnh=77&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddevil%2Btea%2Bpitcher%26gbv%3D2%26nds p%3D18%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26start%3D36%26um%3D1)

[Ken]

Amazing, ain't it?

2dumb's avatar is a guy named "Ken!" :innocent:

[Ken]

I just read a blog that said adding an oxygen absorber to white sugar will make it hard.

http://safelygatheredin.blogspot.com/2008/12/how-to-can-your-own-food-in-10-cans.html

Betcha' that 2dumb runs out and buys up all the oxygen absorbers he can find once he reads Rick's post. Just sayin'. :innocent:

[Ken]

2D????:innocent:

Okay, make it 2 BANNINGS! :innocent:

[oly]

betcha' That 2dumb Runs Out And Buys Up All The Oxygen Absorbers He Can Find Once He Reads Rick's Post. Just Sayin'. :innocent:

Omg Lol...

[2dumb2kwit]

Originally Posted by Rick
I just read a blog that said adding an oxygen absorber to white sugar will make it hard.

http://safelygatheredin.blogspot.com...n-10-cans.html


Betcha' that 2dumb runs out and buys up all the oxygen absorbers he can find once he reads Rick's post. Just sayin'. :innocent:

It makes me very nervous, when men refer to my private parts as "White Sugar".:blushing:

[Ken]

http://safelygatheredin.blogspot.com...n-10-cans.html



It makes me very nervous, when men refer to my private parts as "White Sugar".:blushing:

Touché! That was a GREAT comeback, 2dumb! :clap: Confused, but still great. :sneaky2:

At least you acknowledge what it is you're trying to get ........... you know.

[2dumb2kwit]

Ken....Rick said that I can use this on you, anytime it's needed.:innocent:

(Fancy pants, yuppie, yankee, *$%#@^....):sneaky2:

[Ken]

Nice find, Crash! There's a lot of potential hiding in that driftwood.


I’ll turn this into a walking stick. From this side it kind of reminds me of a horse’s head.

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii67/crashdive123/Knife%20Making/Wood009.jpg

.... turn it over and it reminds me of a bird. Maybe an Egret or Pelican.

Turn it lengthwise 180" and it should remind you of 2dumb. :innocent:

[Ken]

Thornby's wood stabilizer is the bomb! It'll make them hard as a rock!

2dumb uses the stuff instead of Rogaine. Just sayin'. :innocent:

[Ken]

Gee, Crash, SLOW DOWN A BIT, will ya'? :innocent:

You're moving my posts before I can even go back and read 'em. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Crash, get on the ball, will ya'? There's posts here that need movin'. :innocent:

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showpost.php?p=193085&postcount=1016

[Ken]

"It's so easy a caveman can do it!"

Ah, yes, but the better question is, "Can 2dumb do it?" :innocent:

[Ken]

Crash, get on the ball, will ya'? There's posts here that need movin'. :innocent:

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showpost.php?p=193085&postcount=1016

Crash, that's just plain cruel. :blink:

[crashdive123]

http://www.smileyshut.com/smileys/new/emot89.gif

[2dumb2kwit]

After yesterday, I thought it was going to be about knickers.


You can have mine.


Knickers??? Ewwwww!:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

What I'm thinking of posting would get me banned. :innocent:


Post it, Post it!!!:innocent:

[Ken]

There are some folks you simply can't be nice to. When the world is wrong and you're right you need to slow down and take another look at the argument.

I'm gonna' forward that to 2dumb! :)

[2dumb2kwit]

I'm gonna' forward that to 2dumb! :)

You'll have to "forward" it....'cuz I'm always ahead of you!:innocent: LOL

[Ken]

http://www.directsnapfootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/aj-26.jpg

[Ken]

Sarge, Could you define "Numpty" for this newby?

Pictures speak 1,000 words. :innocent:

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/image.php?u=3276&dateline=1251850495 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/member.php?u=3276)


It's a term our UK friend brought us. Stands for idiot.

See? Crash's post is what we call "confirmation."


*I had to post this before 2dumb got here. Preemptive strike..*

[2dumb2kwit]

Ever hear of the word "overdose?" :sneaky2:

DON'T DO IT!!! I've heard that it can cause dingleberryitus!:innocent:

[Ken]

Oh crap....it turns out I'm still a newby!:blushing:

Look at it this way, 2dumb: Every time you log on, you've only got 7 more days to go! :)

[Ken]

Wait a minute here, Crash! :sneaky2:

That last post fit in quite well exactly where I posted it. :sneaky2:

You can't be movin ALL OF THEM ya' know. :innocent: Is there a "Complaint Box" somewhere around here? How about an Appeals Process?

[crashdive123]

Wait a minute here, Crash! :sneaky2:

That last post fit in quite well exactly where I posted it. :sneaky2:

You can't be movin ALL OF THEM ya' know. :innocent: Is there a "Complaint Box" somewhere around here? How about an Appeals Process?

Yes there is a complaint box. Let me find it. Hmmmm - where is it? Here? There? Oh! here it is! I keep it right next to this.

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii67/crashdive123/Forum%20Fun/bannnn10.gif

[Ken]

Yes there is a complaint box. Let me find it. Hmmmm - where is it? Here? There? Oh! here it is! I keep it right next to this.

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii67/crashdive123/Forum%20Fun/bannnn10.gif


You have a PINK Ban Button? *snicker* Is there something we should know?

[crashdive123]

It was inspired by CS.

[Ken]

So what color is Rick's Ban Button? Lavender? :lol:

How about Sarge's? Chartruse? :tt2:

[crashdive123]

So what color is Rick's Ban Button? Lavender? :lol:

How about Sarge's? Chartruse? :tt2:

I'm not sure. Maybe they could show you.:innocent:

[Ken]

Hmmmm....skunk undies....

Probably the only thing you wear, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

You %^$&# yankee......where the heck have you been?

I've been solving riddles in one thread and defending the world from liberal global warming nuts in another, all by myself!:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

08:36 PM Ken+ Searching Forums

What the heck are you "searching" for?
To hear you tell it, you know every friggin' thing, that there is to know.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

I see you, 2dumb. :innocent:

http://www.lakeshoredreams.com/images/content/Lone_Voice_Resize.jpg

[Ken]

What the heck are you "searching" for?
To hear you tell it, you know every friggin' thing, that there is to know.:sneaky2:

One thing I DON'T know is why you haven't been BANNED yet. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

I see you, 2dumb. :innocent:

http://www.lakeshoredreams.com/images/content/Lone_Voice_Resize.jpg

Yeah... I'm the red guy standing in the middle of a bunch of white guys, and I have my hand up when all the other people have their hands down....I would hope to he!! you do see me, you friggin' moron!:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Yeah... I'm the red guy standing in the middle of a bunch of white guys, and I have my hand up when all the other people have their hands down....I would hope to he!! you do see me, you friggin' moron!:sneaky2:

Wrong, 2dumb. See the guy standing one row in front and just to the left of the red guy? Looks like he has a bit of turd stuck under his shoe.

When I spotted the turd, I knew it was you. The turd, not the guy, 2dumb.

http://swling.metakm.com/journey/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/dsc00298.JPG

[2dumb2kwit]

Now, see....when we got to the part about a turd being stuck, I figured we were talking about you! LOL:smash:

[2dumb2kwit]

Ut ohhhhhh....somebody's in trouble!!! LOL:innocent:


08:54 PM Rick Admin Control Panel Login

[Ken]

Ut ohhhhhh....somebody's in trouble!!! LOL:innocent:

Rick musta' gotten my check. I think he's banning you now, 2dumb. :)

[2dumb2kwit]

Rick musta' gotten my check. I think he's banning you now, 2dumb. :)

I'm not scared!
We know that you've been out of work, and I'll bet Rick is smart enough to wait for the check to clear.:innocent:

[Ken]

Maybe BENESSE will head down to N.C. and put you out of your misery. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Maybe BENESSE will head down to N.C. and put you out of your misery. :innocent:

Pffft! B loves me. We'd have a few drinks and laugh about you!:innocent:

[BENESSE]

Maybe we can all play Russian roulette.
I feel lucky tonight.

[2dumb2kwit]

Maybe we can all play Russian roulette.
I feel lucky tonight.

I saw in another thread, that Ken is feeling lucky.....I think I'll just let you two play.:innocent:

[BENESSE]

I saw in another thread, that Ken is feeling lucky.....I think I'll just let you two play.:innocent:

Not so fast!
I need you for target practice.

[Ken]

Not so fast!
I need you for target practice.

YES! :clap:

[2dumb2kwit]

Not so fast!
I need you for target practice.

No, no, no......I'm a big guy.
What you need for practice, is a small guy.:innocent:

[BENESSE]

No, no, no......I'm a big guy.
What you need for practice, is a small guy.:innocent:

Don't worry about it.
I can make it interesting.:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Don't worry about it.
I can make it interesting.:sneaky2:

If you want to shoot at something small, on me, you'll have to shoot my ego.:innocent: LOL

[BENESSE]

If you want to shoot at something small, on me, you'll have to shoot my ego.:innocent: LOL

I think I'll aim just little more south. If you don't mind of course.:winkiss:
Wouldn't want to hurt your ego now, you might need it for later.

[Ken]

I think I'll aim just little more south.

That's confidence! Aiming for something THAT small. :innocent:

Take the shot, BENESSE! I know you can do it!

[2dumb2kwit]

I think I'll aim just little more south. If you don't mind of course.:winkiss:
Wouldn't want to hurt your ego now, you might need it for later.

B.....I gotta ask.....Wouldn't it be more satisfying for you, to shoot a lawyer?:innocent:

[Ken]

B.....I gotta ask.....Wouldn't it be more satisfying for you, to shoot a lawyer?:innocent:

http://rlv.zcache.com/the_only_words_i_hear_coming_out_of_your_mouth_tsh irt-p235679941654111647qjha_400.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

That's confidence! Aiming for something THAT small. :innocent:

Take the shot, BENESSE! I know you can do it!

She said that she wasn't going to shoot at my ego.:innocent: LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

http://rlv.zcache.com/the_only_words_i_hear_coming_out_of_your_mouth_tsh irt-p235679941654111647qjha_400.jpg

You should pay closer attention.....you just might learn something.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

LOL......jokes on you. He's a mod. He CAN make you disappear!:innocent:


I was waitin' for somebody to mention that! :sneaky2:


I Know when to shut up LOL
I remember that old saying about "sleeping dogs" LOL

I think that you oughta' give Justin a stronger warning, Sarge. Something that will scare him a bit. :innocent:

I know! Make 2dumb disappear just to show Justin you can really do it! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey Ken....did you see that video, of young Rick???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgKR-8pNV7I&feature=PlayList&p=A05BD8FAC2788D58&index=63

[BENESSE]

Ah, the embarrassment of riches!!! Go for the cheap sob or the one with the fresh mouth?:tongue_smilie:
I'll just have to consult your girlfriends and see what they say.

[Ken]

I was in Tandy Leather store today and an older gentleman was telling the clerk that he had a picture of a Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake that was 15' long!

Turns out it was 7' 3". Folks just don't like dealing with the truth.

Sorta' like 2dumb claiming he has 15 working brain cells. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

This is fair warning.

If you start telling lies on here we will call you out and embarrass you!!!

You hear that, Ken???
Now you're gonna get it!!!:sneaky2:

[Ken]

This is fair warning.

If you start telling lies on here we will call you out and embarrass you!!!


You hear that, Ken???
Now you're gonna get it!!!:sneaky2:

2dumb is a genius! :)

Okay.....Humiliate me...........I just told a really big lie............... :blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb is a genius! :)

Okay.....Humiliate me...........I just told a really big lie............... :blushing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

[2dumb2kwit]

Dang it, Ken!!! I thought you yankees finally got something right, but I should have known better.

Your boy Scott Brown, snuggled right up to those liberal idiots!!!:sneaky2:

[BENESSE]

[B][SIZE=5][SIZE=4]
Okay.....Humiliate me...........I just told a really big lie............... :blushing:

klkak what are you gonna do about this?
Ken's beyond embarrassment, he wants to be humiliated.

[Ken]

What falls but doesn't break, and what breaks but doesn't fall?


Wind???:blushing:


Uh, Yea...no. Not wind.


Wind? What a dumb answer. C'mon, 2dumb, think. The answer's clear as night and day. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

http://www.zianet.com/maxey/killer2.jpg

What does Ken have to do with this?:innocent:

(Oh, sorry......I meant Kenhuahua.)LOL

[Ken]

Ya see....and at first, nobody would believe me.:tongue_smilie:

Like my sig line says.....just because I talk slow, don't mean I'm stupid!:innocent:

Don't you have a rock to crawl under? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Wanna' know what my ring tone is for my Sweetie? I'll bet you do. :sneaky2:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo

[2dumb2kwit]

Wanna' know what my ring tone is for my Sweetie? I'll bet you do. :sneaky2:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRopmfinsWk

[Ken]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo

She runs 7 miles a day. Nice small round butt. :) And she just told me to tell you that she's gonna' kick your big flabby butt all over North Carolina if she ever meets you in person. :clap:

[2dumb2kwit]

Wanna' know what my ring tone is for my Sweetie? I'll bet you do. :sneaky2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=387ZDGSKVSg

[Ken]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRopmfinsWk

2dumb, you moron, Lola is our Bassett Hound's name. :sneaky2:

And DON'T even think it, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

I don't know, are his shoulders strong enough to support that weight?

This is great! Had I posted that, it would have been moved to another thread. :innocent:

[Ken]

Good thing they made the decision they did, or 2dumb would have no purpose in life. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Happy Birthday Kens mom.

@ Kens Mom. If Ken should reach for the bowl of peanuts give him a swift back hand.

Thank you,
Joe

Even if he doesn't reach for.....:innocent:

Just sayin'

[Ken]

I'm not real smart, but I knew better than to ask for something different.:innocent:

No need for any excess intelligence, right? :)

[Ken]

Hmmm, difficult decision, Silicone or Kevlar?

I'll pass on both. :innocent:


Kevlar isn't near as much fun, to play with. :blushing:

Try this instead!

http://pjbottoms.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/play-doh.jpg

[Ken]

Oh.... I forgot to tell y'all!
Yesterday, I made some of those brownies, with the bacon and cheesecake.
Not as good a combo, as I had hoped for. I think I'd rather have regular brownies.

I swear, I thought you were gonna' say, "Yesterday, I made some of those brownies, with http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:PLsF6mDRA3tb-M:http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/thetoydepartment/MarijuanaLeaf2.gif (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/thetoydepartment/MarijuanaLeaf2.gif&imgrefurl=http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/thetoydepartment/2009/04/reefer_madness_hits_the_nfl_dr.html&usg=__0rYkDGnYC1NON3nfpAxs5gk9-hU=&h=403&w=418&sz=34&hl=en&start=2&itbs=1&tbnid=PLsF6mDRA3tb-M:&tbnh=121&tbnw=125&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmarijuana%2Bleaf%26hl%3Den%26gbv%3D2% 26tbs%3Disch:1) :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

I swear, I thought you were gonna' say, "Yesterday, I made some of those brownies, with http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:PLsF6mDRA3tb-M:http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/thetoydepartment/MarijuanaLeaf2.gif (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/thetoydepartment/MarijuanaLeaf2.gif&imgrefurl=http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/thetoydepartment/2009/04/reefer_madness_hits_the_nfl_dr.html&usg=__0rYkDGnYC1NON3nfpAxs5gk9-hU=&h=403&w=418&sz=34&hl=en&start=2&itbs=1&tbnid=PLsF6mDRA3tb-M:&tbnh=121&tbnw=125&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmarijuana%2Bleaf%26hl%3Den%26gbv%3D2% 26tbs%3Disch:1) :innocent:

My brain already works like it's stoned....you wouldn't want me to make it any worse, would you??? LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

When thinking long term, about a girl, always check out her mom....'cuz that's what you're gonna have, in about 20 years.


Oh my God, 2dumb! That observation was..........

BRILLIANT! and so very true. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

No need, Ted.

I weighed as much as I do now at one time in the past, and I still have those clothes. Bell bottom jeans, Nehru jackets, double knit leisure suits, ........ :innocent:

See.....I told y'all!!!
Ken, in his skinny clothes. :innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQZrC3ljtuM

[Ken]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQZrC3ljtuM

WARNING: Goldfish were killed in the making of this video! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Oh my God, 2dumb! That observation was..........

BRILLIANT! and so very true. :innocent:

Dang...look at that.
Somebody finally says that I did good, and it gets swept away, to another thread.:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

She's gonna' hurt you for saying that. :sneaky2:

Moron, I was insulting you...not her.:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

She runs 7 miles a day. Nice small round butt. :) :clap:

Probably to get to a county, that you're not allowed in.:innocent:

[Ken]

Moron, I was insulting you...not her.:sneaky2:

Some things cut both ways. Just sayin'. :innocent:

[Ken]

You did it AGAIN, 2dumb! :offtopic:http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-signs108.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[2dumb2kwit]

Some things cut both ways. Just sayin'. :innocent:

Small women are are sexy. :clap:

Small men are....well....small men.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

You did it AGAIN, 2dumb! :offtopic:http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-signs108.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

To be honest, I figured crash would move this stuff, as fast as I could type it......but it appears he has logged off. LOL:tongue_smilie:

[Ken]

Probably to get to a county, that you're not allowed in.:innocent:

Why do they allow you access to a computer? Doesn't that violate your terms of probation? :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Small women are are sexy. :clap:

Small men are....well....small men.:innocent:

Unlike the things I've heard about you, 2dumb, I'm large in the areas that count, both above the shoulders and below the belt. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

No rush my friend. We'll just hound you to death if you don't.

We oughta' practice first. I know! Let's hound 2dumb to death! :)

[2dumb2kwit]

Unlike the things I've heard about you, 2dumb, I'm large in the areas that count, both above the shoulders and below the belt. :sneaky2:

Well....you must be talking about ears and kneecaps then.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Well....you must be talking about ears and kneecaps then.:sneaky2:

GREAT COMEBACK, 2dumb! :clap:

Take a bow for the audience!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_U6Owqcqdrtk/S00xZnkfnRI/AAAAAAAAA4U/VbZNH7kZeZ4/S1600-R/take-a-bow-thumb3083579.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

I'm glad to see that Ken finally has a pair of green dingleberries.:innocent:
Congrats Ken!!!

[Ken]

- Virologist/Bacteriologist
RangerXanatos? You work in a lab, don't ya'?

- Someone in the medical field
AdventureDoc

- Housewife
Rick

- Pairs (any two people in some way connected to each other)
2dumb's lips and my butt count?

- Electronics Engineer
Chief Electronics Technician (Submarines) Retired?

- Mechanical Engineer
finallyme

[Ken]

Please include your name, contact #, photo and why you would be a great fit for The Colony!

Does that mean that 2dumb is disqualified simply because he's butt-ugly? :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Oh, oh, oh....how about Rick and crash, for the pair???:clap: LOL

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3069&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1267472234 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3069&d=1267472234)

Flaming TWO mods at once. That should be enough to get you BANNED, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

I hope, I hope, I hope! :innocent:

[Ken]

Is that your girlfriend and you?

Can't be. She won't let him sleep in the house. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Now I'm Cornfused ?????????

Just let us know what you're confused about.....Ken likes typing detailed explanations.:innocent:

[Ken]

Now I'm Cornfused ?????????

Ask 2dumb to explain it. :innocent:

[Ken]

Thinning the herd, one dumba$$ at the time.

2dumb! Outta' the dugout, boy! You're on deck! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb! Outta' the dugout, boy! You're on deck! :sneaky2:

Send me in coach, I'm ready........wait.....what?:blushing:

[Ken]

You have to understand......they're yankees.:blushing::innocent:

Okay, 2dumb. Why don't you take a stroll through Dorchester. Stop in any bar. Call the patrons yankees. Just dial 911 first. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Okay, 2dumb. Why don't you take a stroll through Dorkchester. Stop in any bar. Call the patrons yankees. Just dial 911 first. :innocent:

(Snicker, snicker) Who the heck named a town "dorkchester"? LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

I am now to be know as Snooty ChickenSniffer the :ladysman:

No matter what he says, 2dumb will always be a Sleezy Potty-Sniffer as far as I'm concerned. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

You quote me then get a jab into 2d.Smooth:cool2:

Camouflage. Trying to hide some of this stuff from Crash. :innocent:

[crashdive123]

Camouflage. Trying to hide some of this stuff from Crash. :innocent:

How's that working out?

[Ken]

How's that working out?

Delaying tactic? :innocent:

[Stargazer]

Okay, 2dumb. Why don't you take a stroll through Dorchester. Stop in any bar. Call the patrons yankees. Just dial 911 first. :innocent:

Don't do it 2d.I saw a man with a small hole between his eyes and a large one on the back of his skull there.And he was on the opposite side of the street from the police station.

[Ken]

Hey Crashdive!
Look at all the new threads!
We're getting invaded by spammers!
Please STOP THEM NOW!

*Now, to get back to business here.......* :innocent:

As Director of Quality Control, I hereby assign the task of "testing" this switch to 2dumb.

Since I believe in "blind tests," will someone please blindfold 2dumb?

http://www.emofaces.com/en/smilies/b/blindfolded-smile.gif




:innocent: http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:FefNiUd2Gf6H5M:http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/dead_smiley_face_restrict_width_110.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/dead_smiley_face_restrict_width_110.jpg&imgrefurl=http://sfist.com/tags/pedestrian&usg=__cMt9yBPmqeJmyq3RzRgNUHgTlhs=&h=102&w=110&sz=3&hl=en&start=69&itbs=1&tbnid=FefNiUd2Gf6H5M:&tbnh=79&tbnw=85&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddead%2Bsmiley%2Bface%26start%3D54%26h l%3Den%26sa%3DN%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D18%26tbs%3Disch :1)

[Ken]

:sneaky2: And the Forums burned while Nero fiddled.

[Ken]

That switch?

How do you think 2dumb goes from AC to DC? :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Crashdive? Ain't you due for a vacation somewhere with no computers? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Wow! Ken, you have a lot of post, in this thread today! LOL:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

+
My honey and her daughter are watching some program called American Idol, I think, on TV
Is it the tv or the voices?

I wonder if all the voices in Kens head, have yankee accents.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Can't eat nuts, Reb. For the time being, anyway. :innocent:

Tonight is gonna' be Shrimp Scampi. A couple of pounds of those 31 - 40 size Shrimp. Butter, Garlic, EVO, Garlic, a Splash of White Wine, Garlic, some Chopped Onions, Garlic, some Spices (a little Basil, Parsley, and Oregano), Garlic, and the 2 pounds of them Shrimp tossed in for 2 or 3 minutes at most.

Served over spaghetti length Zita cooked al dente with a splash of EVO (to prevent sticking) and some Garlic. :innocent:

I'm not sure what everyone else here will be eating tonight. :blushing:

I'm also not exactly sure which room I'll be sleeping in tonight, either. :blushing:

OK...help us poor dumb cooks. Who the heck is Al Dente, and what does he have to do with sketti?:blushing:

[Ken]

OK...help us poor dumb cooks. Who the heck is Al Dente, and what does he have to do with sketti?:blushing:

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://nofatclips.com/02008/08/23/dente/aldente.jpg&imgrefurl=http://dekku.nofatclips.com/2008/08/al-dente.html&usg=__xTH1HojABFrgIM1Wm8Nro3iVykw=&h=458&w=764&sz=28&hl=en&start=28&itbs=1&tbnid=PZH2bC2E1gkxcM:&tbnh=85&tbnw=142&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dal%2Bdente%26start%3D18%26hl%3Den%26s a%3DN%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D18%26tbs%3Disch:1

It's in Italian, 2dumb.

[2dumb2kwit]

It's in Italian, 2dumb.

Yeah, so he's Italian.....you still didn't answer the questions.:sneaky2: LOL

[Ken]

Yeah, so he's Italian.....you still didn't answer the questions.:sneaky2: LOL


So did you watch the video, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Then I got to thinking...(I know, I Know), what if I combine the two?:innocent:
Make the filling for the pot pie, but instead of putting it in a pie crust, just add dumplin's to it.

What do y'all think?

Very original, 2dumb! :innocent:

http://southernfood.about.com/od/chickenpies/r/bl50816c.htm

[Ken]

This post éshouldn't be moved. It should be DELETED! :sneaky2:

And the guy who posted it should be BANNED! :sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2:

[crashdive123]

Hmmmm. Interesting thought Ken. Are you sure?

[Ken]

Hmmmm. Interesting thought Ken. Are you sure?

:sneaky2: http://web.worldbank.org/WBSITE/EXTERNAL/EXTABOUTUS/ORGANIZATION/ORGUNITS/EXTETHICS/0,,contentMDK:20679727~menuPK:2273427~pagePK:64168 445~piPK:64168309~theSitePK:593304,00.html

[2dumb2kwit]

I'll take information and good people wherever I find either! WSF is home for me. The pink things are in your head Ken! You really should get help for that!

Actually....crash says that Ken keeps his pink things in his "delicates" drawer.:blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

Well yeah that was really neat but the best part was there were no lawyers that have fantasies about men in pink...

LOL....As you can see, when I say stuff like that, it gets moved.:blushing:

[COWBOYSURVIVAL]

I did notice Roar-K is on and has completely avoided this thread....hmmm!

[2dumb2kwit]

LOL....As you can see, when I say stuff like that, it gets moved.:blushing:

Hey...over there, if someone needs insultin', and you insult 'em.....does that post get moved somewhere else?:innocent:

[COWBOYSURVIVAL]

How in the heck? Did I get over here! The mods ain't playin' fair!

[Ken]

Hey...over there, if someone needs insultin', and you insult 'em.....does that post get moved somewhere else?:innocent:

Why don't YOU hang around THERE and find out for yourself, 2dumb! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Well,,,,on the bright side, I guess gettin' sent to your room is better than not having a room.:innocent:

[crashdive123]

How in the heck? Did I get over here! The mods ain't playin' fair!

You got sucked up in the vortex.

[2dumb2kwit]

Why don't YOU hang around THERE and find out for yourself, 2dumb! :sneaky2:
'Cuz their Ken isn't a yankee lawyer.:clap:

[Ken]

'Cuz their Ken isn't a yankee lawyer.:clap:

Aww, 2dumb, you make me feel like ................ like ................. like ..................like you're a piece of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of my shoe! :sneaky2:

[oly]

Did the song writer write this?:sneaky2: this just dont seem right to me. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-ZjOEk4-dI

[2dumb2kwit]

Aww, 2dumb, you make me feel like ................ like ................. like ..................like you're a piece of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of my shoe! :sneaky2:

It's OK, Ken....we know that you're special.:innocent:

[Ken]

It's OK, Ken....we know that you're special.:innocent:

That's the "motivational poster" you have hanging on your bedroom wall, isn't it, 2dumb? :innocent: Thanks for sharing! :clap:

[2dumb2kwit]

Did the song writer write this?:sneaky2: this just dont seem right to me. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-ZjOEk4-dI

It's mind bending, but the dude does have talent! LOL:clap:

[2dumb2kwit]

That's the "motivational poster" you have hanging on your bedroom wall, isn't it, 2dumb? :innocent: Thanks for sharing! :clap:

No, but at one time, I thought about hanging some mirrors in my race shop, so I would feel like I had a crew. LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

Did the song writer write this?:sneaky2: this just dont seem right to me. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-ZjOEk4-dI

The next "Boy George?" :innocent:

[Ken]

No, but at one time, I thought about hanging some mirrors in my race shop, so I would feel like I had a crew. LOL:innocent:

I'll bet you already have several in your bathroom, so you can feel like you have an audience. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

I'll bet you already have several in your bathroom, so you can feel like you have an audience. :innocent:

Nope...I took those down. Something was wrong with them. Every time I got out of the shower, those dang things showed a picture of some fat guy.:blushing:

[Ken]

Nope...I took those dowm. Something was wrong with them. Every time I got out of the shower, those dang things showed a picture of some fat guy.:blushing:

???? Rick, was in YOUR bathroom???? :innocent:

[Ken]

2dumb's posts put me to sleep, too.

[Ken]

You mean like....large blue boobies? LOL:clap:

Or just "two boobs?" http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/image.php?u=3276&dateline=1251850495 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/member.php?u=3276)

[2dumb2kwit]

Honestly, are there some mornings when you wake up and the first thought that comes to your defective little mind is, "boy, this will be a great day to try to pizz Ken off?" :sneaky2:

Try?
Nope. That thought hasn't crossed my mind, at all.

[Ken]

Try?
Nope. That thought hasn't crossed my mind, at all.

Go back to bed, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Or just "two boobs?" http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/image.php?u=3276&dateline=1251850495 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/member.php?u=3276)

LOL...I gotta take a break from messing with you, to ask this question.

How many hits do you think this forum has had, from people looking for something to do with a "pink thong"?!?! LOL:clap:

[2dumb2kwit]

That's nuthin. :sneaky2: You shoulda' seen me fly off some icy steps about a year back. :innocent:

LOL...I'd have paid good money, to see that!:tongue_smilie:

[2dumb2kwit]

The numbers just don't add up. In order for a viable breeding population to exist in the U.S. there would have to be a LOT of 'em. They would have been hit by cars or have been shot long before now. There's hardly any area that doesn't lay claim to some type of animal. The Jersey Devil, The Big Muddy Monster, et. al.

It's my professional opinion that each of the entities exist in a separate physical plane and can only be seen when your mind is generously lubricated with grain alcohol. This special lubrication allows these "animals" to slip into the current plane just long enough for a confirmed "Holy sh*t!", a "No sh*t, I seen it." or a "What the sh*t is that?!". These utterances have led researchers to speculate that feces may be necessary to use along with grain alcohol but no definitive studies have been undertaken to confirm that hypothesis.

So, for Ken to exist......does that mean that there is a breeding population of Kens, out there?:alien:

[Ken]

So, for Ken to exist......does that mean that there is a breeding population of Kens, out there?:alien:

Here's 2dumb, folks. He's beggin' for ANOTHER intellectual whoopin' from Ken. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Here's 2dumb, folks. He's beggin' for ANOTHER intellectual whoopin' from Ken. :sneaky2:

Another???
I don't remember getting a first one. Maybe you could point it out, for me.:tongue_smilie:

[Ken]

LOL...I'd have paid good money, to see that!:tongue_smilie:

I would have paid BIGGER money if I could have landed on your head. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Another???
I don't remember getting a first one. Maybe you could point it out, for me.:tongue_smilie:

How could you remember, 2dumb? You don't have the necessary "resources." Memory and brain capacity tend to be related. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

I would have paid BIGGER money if I could have landed on your head. :sneaky2:

Why? Isn't your own head up your arse, enough?:innocent:

[Ken]

Why? Isn't your own head up your arse, enough?:innocent:

I was thinking more in terms of the fact that yours is filled with air to better cushion a fall. :)

[2dumb2kwit]

I was thinking more in terms of the fact that yours is filled with air to better cushion a fall. :)

Ohhhhh....so it would be easier on your dingleberryitus.:smash:

[BENESSE]

Thanks guys, for helping me relive third grade.:)
Now all we need is some fart noises to complete the experience.

[crashdive123]

Thanks guys, for helping me relive third grade.:)
Now all we need is some fart noises to complete the experience.

Here ya go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIZU_NZRfjA

[Ken]

Thanks guys, for helping me relive third grade.

The best 4 years of your life, weren't they? :innocent:

[BENESSE]

The best 4 years of your life, weren't they? :innocent:

But for you it's Groundhog Day every day.

[Ken]

http://reloadbench.com/pdf.html


For those that are too cheap to buy preprinted. :innocent:


Although, with the price of printer ink, might be better to print off at work....:blushing:

Thanks! Now I can cancel that order for 1,000 copies of 2dumb's avatar. :innocent:

[Ken]

Oh crap, does this "legitimize" 2dumb's membership here? :innocent:

*Grumble* I guess this is just something else I'll have to tolerate......... :sneaky2:

Thanks for serving, 2dumb!

(Nell, 2dumb was a GREAT choice! :) Just please don't tell that MORON I said so, okay? :innocent:)

[2dumb2kwit]

Thanks.....It's an honor, to be chosen.
The first thing I though of, was that maybe we can all chip in, and send Ken a clue!:tongue_smilie: LOL

[crashdive123]

Oh crap, does this "legitimize" 2dumb's membership here? :innocent:

*Grumble* I guess this is just something else I'll have to tolerate......... :sneaky2:

Thanks for serving, 2dumb!

(Nell, 2dumb was a GREAT choice! :) Just please don't tell that MORON I said so, okay? :innocent:)


Thanks.....It's an honor, to be chosen.
The first thing I though of, was that maybe we can all chip in, and send Ken a clue!:tongue_smilie: LOL

I figured it wouldn't take.:boxer:

[Rick]

It's like trying to stick to North poles of a magnet together. Can't be done.

[2dumb2kwit]

08:33 PM Ken+ Creating Thread
General Chat

Well, it's about time you showed up!
The short bus running late, tonight?:sneaky2:

[erunkiswldrnssurvival]

Gee, Crash, I appreciate that. The only question I have is what to do when 2dumb starts up in yet ANOTHER thread. :sneaky2:

You know how he always goes off topic and hijacks a thread as soon as he logs-in, and immediately begins posting dumb things about me in every thread, right? He can be sooooo disruptive to the forum. :sneaky2:

As you know, I always try to ignore him and stay on-topic myself, but it's hard. Really hard. So, should I just ignore him when he goes off topic? Like his family and acquaintances do?

Maybe it would just be easier if you BANNED HIM………….

that old pistola (with the barrel that points backward) didnt work , when 2d2k pulled the trigger , he missed.

[2dumb2kwit]

I'm sure Ken will be more than happy to send you some after he has finished processing it.:innocent:

Ken....lets see if he moves his own post.:sneaky2: LOL

[Ken]

I break out in a cold sweat, if I get more than about 5 feet off the ground.:blushing: LOL

And you're over 6' tall, so your head is always at least 5 feet off the ground........ :innocent:

Well, THAT explains it. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

And you're over 6' tall, so your head is always at least 5 feet off the ground........ :innocent:

Well, THAT explains it. :sneaky2:

Well, at least you'll never have that problem.:innocent: LOL

[Ken]

Well, at least you'll never have that problem.:innocent: LOL

You're right. :sneaky2: I don't get altitude sickness, even on top of a mountain.

[2dumb2kwit]

You're right. :sneaky2: I don't get altitude sickness, even on top of a mountain.

Yeah....'cuz your head is less than 5' from the ground.:smash: LOL

[Ken]

Yeah....'cuz your head is less than 5' from the ground.:smash: LOL

But only if I'm upside down. :)

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey, look! I found a video, of Ken trying to run someone off! LOL:innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qDPGmW5URU

[Ken]

Last Activity (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/online.php?&order=desc&sort=time&pp=20&page=1) ...User Name (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/online.php?&order=asc&sort=username&pp=20&page=1).......Location (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/online.php?&order=asc&sort=location&pp=20&page=1)
09:55 AM .......2dumb2kwit (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/member.php?u=3276)+ ...Viewing Thread I'm quitting (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?t=11040)

For a second, just a split second, I thought that 2dumb had POSTED that thread, and I was SOOOOOOOOOO happy. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Last Activity (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/online.php?&order=desc&sort=time&pp=20&page=1) ...User Name (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/online.php?&order=asc&sort=username&pp=20&page=1).......Location (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/online.php?&order=asc&sort=location&pp=20&page=1)
09:55 AM .......2dumb2kwit (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/member.php?u=3276)+ ...Viewing Thread I'm quitting (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?t=11040)

For a second, just a split second, I thought that 2dumb had POSTED that thread, and I was SOOOOOOOOOO happy. :innocent:

I've heard that when people get to be your age, they get confused easily.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

This your biography, 2dumb?

http://www.wtps.org/wths/imc/Reading/graphics/09-10%20pics/bornconfused.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

11:47 AM Ken+ Searching For Love

I knew it!:innocent:

[Ken]

I knew it!:innocent:

Bored today, aren't ya', 2dumb? :)

[2dumb2kwit]

Bored today, aren't ya', 2dumb? :)

It was wet enough on the jobsite, that it was a toss up, as to whether or not I should try to work. With the weatherman calling for a 70% chanch of rain, I figured I should just leave it alone. No need to open up more ground, with rain on the way.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Bored today, aren't ya', 2dumb? :)

Give me some info, on some of your cases, and I'll make up some good arguments for ya. LOL:tongue_smilie:

[Ken]

Give me some info, on some of your cases, and I'll make up some good arguments for ya. LOL:tongue_smilie:

"My Cousin Vin____, I mean, 2dumb." :innocent:

[Ken]

http://jamesnealtilson-attorneyatlaw.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/country_lawyer_3.96221552_std.JPG

[2dumb2kwit]

"My Cousin Vin____, I mean, 2dumb." :innocent:

You do remember that he won...right? LOL

Besides.....you're gonna be handling the legal stuff, I'm just gonna give you the argument that will get a jury thinking the way that we want.:innocent:

[Ken]

You do remember that he won...right? LOL

Besides.....you're gonna be handling the legal stuff, I'm just gonna give you the argument that will get a jury thinking the way that we want.:innocent:

At least you spelled "jury" correctly........... :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

At least you spelled "jury" correctly........... :innocent:

I used spellcheck. Man, is that thing a life saver! Before I learned how to use it, I would try to make my point using only words that I know how to spell. Do you know how hard that was?:innocent:

[Ken]

I used spellcheck. Man, is that thing a life saver! Before I learned how to use it, I would try to make my point using only words that I know how to spell. Do you know how hard that was?:innocent:

I can't imagine..........:innocent:

[trax]

I used spellcheck. Man, is that thing a life saver! Before I learned how to use it, I would try to make my point using only words that I know how to spell. Do you know how hard that was?:innocent:

Were it farely limuting 2dumb?

[2dumb2kwit]

Were it farely limuting 2dumb?

It wuz!:blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

01:32 PM Ken+ Searching For Love

Still???:innocent:

[Ken]

Still???:innocent:

Still bored, aren't ya', 2dumb? :)

[Ken]

Whats the big ball thing?

It's there in case 2dumb gets constipated again. :innocent:

[Ken]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj6354FBuWE&feature=related

Never liked country music much. Only a few really good country songs. All them singers who've never even sat on a horse wearing cowboy hats........:innocent:

But you LOVE country music, 2dumb! What's wrong with you? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Never liked country music much. Only a few really good country songs. All them singers who've never even sat on a horse wearing cowboy hats........:innocent:

But you LOVE country music, 2dumb! What's wrong with you? :sneaky2:

Dang....confused again, aren't you Ken???:sneaky2:


Drivin' 'N' Cryin' is an American Hard rock/Southern rock band from Atlanta, GA.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drivin_N_Cryin

[Ken]

Dang....confused again, aren't you Ken???:sneaky2:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drivin_N_Cryin

Yeah, yeah, yeah. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Drivin' 'N' Cryin' is an American Hard rock/Southern rock band from Atlanta, GA.

Sounds like country, smells like country..........

Wanna' see my new puppy, 2dumb? :) Here's a picture!

http://cathyscamera.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/duck.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

I think Ken is more into stuff like this ,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXeIF6Qk7DM

Can't you just see him, in his polyester leisure suit and platform shoes.....(disco) dancing to this one???:blushing: LOL



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_o8F36CfHU&feature=related

[Ken]

Can't you just see him, in his polyester leisure suit and platform shoes.....(disco) dancing to this one???:blushing: LOL



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_o8F36CfHU&feature=related

I tried to get targets made with his picture on them........ :innocent:

How about THIS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMsIrKjSM6Y

Or THIS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ugext9tXZI

Or THIS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYWxE-ShdXc

[2dumb2kwit]

AWARD GIVEN TO KEN

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm60/gach322/brown_noser.jpg


I think he should put that award in his signature? do I have a second ? :smash:

I think it should be his avatar.:innocent: LOL

[Ken]

I think it should be his avatar.:innocent: LOL

THAT'S flaming! I'm reporting you this very second. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

I guess at least one of the Mods got my report......... :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

*still writing* Any more? :sneaky2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWmPLIPz6kQ

[Ken]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWmPLIPz6kQ

Did I ask you, DIMWIT? :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Kinda' like 2 lonely brain cells meeting for the very first time.

[2dumb2kwit]

Did I ask you, DIMWIT? :sneaky2:

Dang....I was just trying to help.:blushing: LOL

[Ken]

How did you guys get from a .25 % increase in the prime to Mayan calendars?

2dumblogic.

[2dumb2kwit]

Did I ask you, DIMWIT? :sneaky2:

I'm not as dim as some people. LOL


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwyOyS3rwSc&feature=related

[Ken]

I'm glad you asked!

If I didn't get my whole agenda done, by the November elections, I would need to stay in power, as the Pres. of the superpower. I would have to either spend tons of someone else's money, (tax money) to buy enough votes, or have my friends in some group (like, ACORN) rig the elections, or both.

This will most likely start an uprising that would make the civil war look...well...civil...but that's OK! After people figure out that they got screwed, it would be past mid December, and I could blame the uprising on the 2012 prophecies. :innocent:

(Actually, if the world was no longer as we knew it, then the prophecies would have become true......wouldn't they?)

You've been huffing whipped cream cans again, huh, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

[Ken]

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[2dumb2kwit]

You've been huffing whipped cream cans again, huh, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

So, you don't think I'm right?
I'll bet you a cup of coffee and a public apology, if I'm not pretty dang close.:tongue_smilie:

(And I honestly hope I lose this bet.)

[2dumb2kwit]

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:sneaky2:
Nervous???

[Ken]

Nervous???

Situational Awareness. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

So, you don't think I'm right?

Maybe. :innocent:



I'll bet you a cup of coffee

I'll take a can of Folgers instead. :tongue_smilie:



and a public apology, if I'm not pretty dang close.

Lick my boots on Main Street at high noon? :)



(And I honestly hope I lose this bet.)

Me, too. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Lick my boots on Main Street at high noon? :)

Over some theory, that a dumb*** like me came up with?
I don't think so! LOL:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

We do keep seeing things the same way, don't we, trax? :)

Yep....you two make a great couple.:sneaky2: LOL

[Ken]

Yep....you two make a great couple.:sneaky2: LOL

Poor 2dumb. He just doesn't understand that you can have male friends without being intimate with them. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Poor 2dumb. He just doesn't understand that you can have male friends without being intimate with them. :sneaky2:

Hey, I'm not the one who had something in his signature, about being "behind you in the dark"!:innocent: LOL

[Ken]

Hey, I'm not the one who had something in his signature, about being "behind you in the dark"!:innocent: LOL

Then who are you calling "Honey?" :sneaky2:


"Honey, just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid."

[2dumb2kwit]

Oh geez... This is like the lizard story again... Mammals, save for the monotremes, are born live. Reptiles, save for a few species of snakes, hatch out of eggs. If you find a legitimate chipmunk egg, I will give you 12 bucks.

So, that means that Ken must be a ......oh, nevermind.:innocent: LOL

[Ken]

Here's a good example of what I mean, Julie:


So, that means that Ken must be a ......oh, nevermind.:innocent: LOL

[Ken]

It was for Benesse, but it's kinda for Winnie, too. :sneaky2:

Need a tissue, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

http://moistworks.com/images/art_lie.jpg

[Ken]

If you can see it from space, it's big!

Just like the empty space between 2dumb's ears. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Here's Ken, taking a potty break. LOL:innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DBuk91phkI&feature=related

[Ken]

Here's Ken, taking a potty break. LOL:innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DBuk91phkI&feature=related


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transference

[2dumb2kwit]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transference




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denial

[Ken]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denial

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subterfuge :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Hey wait....that means I get to keep all the money that you collect, for consulting fees!:tongue_smilie:

You'll go on the payroll, 2dumb. The main part of your job will be to fetch my coffee, so that I can pay you as if you were a waiter.

"The Massachusetts Minimum Fair Wage Law, M.G.L. c. 151, establishes the current state minimum wage of $8.00 per hour, and permits employers, under certain conditions, to pay a service rate of $2.63 per hour to employees who customarily and regularly receive tips of more than $20 per month. M.G.L. c. 151, §7; 455 C.M.R. 2.02(2)."

Of course,you'll also receive your $20.01 tip on the last work day of every month. :innocent:

[Ken]

There goes the continuity of yet ANOTHER THREAD! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

You'll go on the payroll, 2dumb. The main part of your job will be to fetch my coffee, so that I can pay you as if you were a waiter.

"The Massachusetts Minimum Fair Wage Law, M.G.L. c. 151, establishes the current state minimum wage of $8.00 per hour, and permits employers, under certain conditions, to pay a service rate of $2.63 per hour to employees who customarily and regularly receive tips of more than $20 per month. M.G.L. c. 151, §7; 455 C.M.R. 2.02(2)."

Of course,you'll also receive your $20.01 tip on the last work day of every month. :innocent:

Heck......With all the hours of entertainment I provide, this could add up!!!:tongue_smilie:

(I expect to be paid for all the time you spend telling your friends what I've said, too ! LOL)

[2dumb2kwit]

There goes the continuity of yet ANOTHER THREAD! :sneaky2:

He's your boyfriend.....can't you do anything with him???:innocent:

[Ken]

He's your boyfriend.....can't you do anything with him???:innocent:

Uh, oh. :innocent:

[Ken]

Just like the empty space between 2dumb's ears. :innocent:

Nice. When this post was in its ORIGINAL thread, Julie said it made her smile. But could we keep her happy? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. We had to send it here. :sneaky2:

[Justin Case]

I dont like it when stuff is moved here. , It just kills whatever thread,, ruins it and makes it totally confusing, especially when there are multiple posters,, absolutely no fun at all,,

[Ken]

http://www.lodingo.com/product_images/health/peterlewis/bannish_sea_sickness_lge.jpg

[Ken]

I dont like it when stuff is moved here. , It just kills whatever thread,, ruins it and makes it totally confusing, especially when there are multiple posters,, absolutely no fun at all,,


Justin, a long, long time ago, 2dumb and I reached a comprehensive agreement about how we could keep Crash busy around here. :innocent:

[Justin Case]

Justin, a long, long time ago, 2dumb and I reached a comprehensive agreement about how we could keep Crash busy around here. :innocent:

I know,, But still, that other thread we were having so much fun with was killed,, LOL

[crashdive123]

I know,, But still, that other thread we were having so much fun with was killed,, LOL

Would you like to be included in the moving process? I could always rename the thread.:innocent:

[Justin Case]

no thanks.