The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

[Ken]

Crash, thank you for moving 2dumb's post to this thread! :)

Now, how about that 2 year suspension for 2dumb that I mentioned? :innocent:

[crashdive123]

I don't know. You guys seem to be attached at the (pick your body part). I suppose if one went away, the other would have to follow. You guys would be miserable without each other.

[2dumb2kwit]

(pick your body part).

Kens lips and my arse? LOL:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Kens lips and my arse? LOL:sneaky2:

How about my boot and your arse? :sneaky2:


You guys would be miserable without each other.

Maybe you're right. Let's find out! Suspend 2dumb for 2 years! Then ask me how I feel on October 11, 2011. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

How about my boot and your arse? :sneaky2:


Careful old man....you could break a hip, trying to get your foot that high! LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

Careful old man....you could break a hip, trying to get your foot that high! LOL:innocent:

A man's gotta' take some risks in life. :)

[2dumb2kwit]

A man's gotta' take some risks in life. :)
There you go, gramps! Keep thinking young. I'm proud of you! LOL:innocent:

[rebel]

The age thing ain't workin. Especially one with a good shootin eye.

[2dumb2kwit]

The age thing ain't workin. Especially one with a good shootin eye.

Yeah, but we're talking about Ken. He can't stop talking long enough to shoot straight. LOL:smash:

[rebel]

A typical frenemy scenario:

I hate you.

Drink, and ... you're O.K.

Drink some more and,...I hate you.

Yes or No?

[Ken]

Yeah, but we're talking about Ken. He can't stop talking long enough to shoot straight. LOL:smash:

If that's what you think, why don't you put on a pair of antlers and come up my way when deer season begins? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Please tell me that's NOT what I think it is. :sneaky2:

Noooooo...it's not lawyer meat.
Lawyer meat is toooo tuff.....and it taste like chit!:innocent:

[Ken]

Lawyer meat is toooo tuff.....and it taste like chit!:innocent:

I'll bet you've been eating it from the wrong end, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

I'll bet you've been eating it from the wrong end, 2dumb. :sneaky2:
LOL...OK....That was funny! One for you.:blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

Here Ken. I thought you may need to know this.:innocent:


con·science (knshns)
n.
1.
a. The awareness of a moral or ethical aspect to one's conduct together with the urge to prefer right over wrong: Let your conscience be your guide.
b. A source of moral or ethical judgment or pronouncement: a document that serves as the nation's conscience.
c. Conformity to one's own sense of right conduct: a person of unflagging conscience.

[2dumb2kwit]

Ya know...now that I think about it....#4 on my list, might not be such a bad idea.LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

Here Ken. I thought you may need to know this.:innocent:

I'll choose "a" and"c". The government issues tons of those that are arguably in the "b" category, and I think most are pure BS. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Ya know...now that I think about it....#4 on my list, might not be such a bad idea.LOL:innocent:

What list? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

What list? :innocent:


This one.
It appears I posted in the wrong thread.:innocent:


2dumb2kwit
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Oh yeah...

4. Lets outlaw taking children and teenagers out into public. Misbehaving ones cause stress for the rest of the people that they are around, and we all know the affects that stress has on your health.
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Writer of wrongs.

[2dumb2kwit]

a,I remember thm,there was not a pickup truck in the arking lot at school that didn't have a gun rack and at least one gun in it,no one locked their truck doors and not one gun stolen or used against another person.

When Ken was in school, they had to leave their club at the cave entrance. *Snicker,Snort.* :innocent:

But, our boy Ken could move, though!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlRXQEA0yj0

[Ken]

When Ken was in school, they had to leave their club at the cave entrance. *Snicker,Snort.* :innocent:

But, our boy Ken could move, though!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlRXQEA0yj0

Here, 2dumb. I gotcha' a souvenier. It'll probably taste like that "lawyer meat" you've been eating.

http://rj55.com/comics/dino-dropping-dung-poop-wallpaper-21.jpg

[Ken]

I was packing my fishing gear away earlier today and got a whiff of something unpleasant....

That's just not right. I TOLD 2dumb to stay outta' your fishing gear. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

What's that funny smell?

Ken just logged on.:innocent:

[Ken]

Ken just logged on.:innocent:

:sneaky2: 2dumb, there's a special thread for your nasty suggestive posts. Please confine your foolish comments to that location.

[2dumb2kwit]

Ken just logged on.:innocent:

Oh...Oh....Wait! Change that to...

Ken and crash have been eating dingleberry jam. LOL:smash:

[Ken]

HA! I see that Crash is already moving your post to its proper location. That'll show ya'!

[2dumb2kwit]

:sneaky2: 2dumb, there's a special thread for your nasty suggestive posts. Please confine your foolish comments to that location.

You started it! (and don't worry....we'll be there, in a minute. LOL)

[Ken]

We've arrived. :innocent:

[crashdive123]

Oh...Oh....Wait! Change that to...

Ken and crash have been eating dingleberry jam. LOL:smash:

Jealous that nobody offered you theirs?:innocent:

[Ken]

Oh...Oh....Wait! Change that to...

Ken and crash have been eating dingleberry jam. LOL:smash:

There you go again. :sneaky2: Disrespecting the Quality Control Department - THE MOST IMPORTANT SAFEGUARD PROVIDED TO FORUM MEMBERS.

(Q.C. - We are your friends!)

Crash, ya' want to ban him now? :innocent:

[Ken]

Amazing. My posts are getting redirected here even BEFORE I click the "Submit Reply" icon. :innocent:

[crashdive123]

I type fast.

[2dumb2kwit]

There you go again. :sneaky2: Disrespecting the Quality Control Department - THE MOST IMPORTANT SAFEGUARD PROVIDED TO FORUM MEMBERS.

(Q.C. - We are your friends!)

Crash, ya' want to ban him now? :innocent:

I guess I'm not the only one who was "confused". LOL
http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?p=161350&highlight=dingleberry#post161350

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey Ken,...Why is it, that every time I see you post, I think of this guy???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv8tVxk6Nj4

[Ken]

Hey Ken,...Why is it, that every time I see you post, I think of this guy???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv8tVxk6Nj4


Ooooooooooow. You're gonna' get in trouble for that, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

Me thinks you're gonna' need a lawyer. :innocent:

[Ken]

Good thing is, that while you proved your self ignorant.....

2dumb ALWAYS does that. :innocent:

[Ken]

Hmmmmm. I wonder how much BAN width this thread is taking up?

Thinking of shipping me over to 2dumb's forum, huh? :sneaky2:

http://www.someidiots.com/

[2dumb2kwit]

Sheez Ken....you've already had two post moved tonight??? LOL:innocent:

[crashdive123]

He was testing me.:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Snicker, Snicker!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUPC3mB8ceE

[Ken]

2dumb, is something wrong? Your eyes seem a bit red.

http://www.borev.net/choke.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb, is something wrong? Your eyes seem a bit red.



That kinda looks like a Halloween picture.
Oh...BTW Happy Halloween! May the great pumpkin come to see you!

[crashdive123]

You've been waiting to post that haven't you?

[Rick]

I just hope it doesn't spit.

[crashdive123]

Not sure about spitting, but I hear it eats underwear.

[nell67]

2d is going to have pumpkin pie tonight,any QC want a piece of that action????

[Ken]

That kinda looks like a Halloween picture.
Oh...BTW Happy Halloween! May the great pumpkin come to see you!

What a lousy excuse for posting such a sick picture. That's just wrong.

[2dumb2kwit]

So...from now on, if I call Ken "Pumpkin", Y'all know what it really means! LOL:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

You've been waiting to post that haven't you?


(Shhhh....I saved that picture, from an email I got, about two weeks ago! LOL)

[Rick]

2d is going to have pumpkin pie tonight,any QC want a piece of that action????

OMG! That was soooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for a great laugh.

[crashdive123]

2d is going to have pumpkin pie tonight,any QC want a piece of that action????

Since 2D is the British contingency of the QC Department, and he has been hiding under the umbrella of Ken and I - It's time that he spread his wings (or whatever it is that he needs to spread for this one) and test this one all himself. After all, it is sitting in his living room already.

[nell67]

OMG! That was soooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for a great laugh.
Now,aren't you glad you are NOT a part of the QC team,and that there is no law in the WSF handbook that says you have to recieve whatever THEY recieve!???

You are welcome!

[Rick]

I may have to rethink my position on that. Good point.

[nell67]

Since 2D is the British contingency of the QC Department, and he has been hiding under the umbrella of Ken and I - It's time that he spread his wings (or whatever it is that he needs to spread for this one) and test this one all himself. After all, it is sitting in his living room already.
Better throw him a lifeline.....or not! I think he has bitten of more than he can chew IMHO!

[Ken]

2d is going to have pumpkin pie tonight,any QC want a piece of that action????


Nell. Crash and I are just devastated. We never expected that you would inflict such pain on us. :blink::no:

[crashdive123]

Sometimes ya just gotta let them swim on their own...........this is one of those times.

[Ken]

So...from now on, if I call Ken "Pumpkin", Y'all know what it really means! LOL:innocent:

How original, 2dumb. :sneaky2: Ever hear of Alpine Sapper? Huh, 2dumb?

[crashdive123]

How original, 2dumb. :sneaky2: Ever hear of Alpine Sapper? Huh, 2dumb?

Yeah, but that ........Punkin - K?

[2dumb2kwit]

How original, 2dumb. :sneaky2: Ever hear of Alpine Sapper? Huh, 2dumb?

No...I haven't.:blushing:

[nell67]

Nell. Crash and I are just devastated. We never expected that you would inflict such pain on us. :blink::no:

No,no Ken,I didn't understand 2d's part in the grand scheme of things here,Crash 'splained it all though,and 2D is on his own in this one!

[crashdive123]

Well, as I recal 2D did volunteer. As a matter of fact he almost begged Winnie for the position. He was gleeful, dare I say - giddy when he was selected.

[2dumb2kwit]

...and y'all should be ashamed of yourselves! I can't believe the prejudice, around here. Big girls need lovin', too!!! LOL:smash:

[crashdive123]

Ohhhhhhhh. That was a girl.

[nell67]

...and y'all should be ashamed of yourselves! I can't believe the prejudice, around here. Big girls need lovin', too!!! LOL:smash:
And you weren't being just a little prejudiced when you posted it????RIIIIGGGHHHTTTT!

[2dumb2kwit]

Ohhhhhhhh. That was a girl.

That's my story.

[Ken]

Ohhhhhhhh. That was a girl.

A girl what? :innocent:

[nell67]

Ohhhhhhhh. That was a girl.pppsssstttt,Crash,thats the name of the site he got the pic from!

[Ken]

No,no Ken,I didn't understand 2d's part in the grand scheme of things here,Crash 'splained it all though,and 2D is on his own in this one!

Thanks for clearing that up, Nell. Now I'll be able to sleep tonight.

[2dumb2kwit]

And you weren't being just a little prejudiced when you posted it????RIIIIGGGHHHTTTT!

Towards Ken,yes. Towards big girls.....no. :innocent:
(see post #315.)

[nell67]

:clap:;):clap:
Thanks for clearing that up, Nell. Now I'll be able to sleep tonight.

[crashdive123]

pppsssstttt,Crash,thats the name of the site he got the pic from!

You just said that to make me go back and look at the picture again didn't ya?:sneaky2:

[Ken]

We wouldn't have to go through any of this nonsense if SOMEONE would just BAN 2dumb. :innocent:

[nell67]

You just said that to make me go back and look at the picture again didn't ya?:sneaky2:
Absolutely not,biggirlsneedlovin'too .com is where he got that pic......

[crashdive123]

Ahhhh. The one 2D has bookmarked?

[nell67]

Ahhhh. The one 2D has bookmarked?
That would be the one!

[Ken]

Ain't that the truth!
http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2144&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1256418985 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2144&d=1256418985)

You must be in serious pain, 2dumb. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey Ken....where are you???

I heard your song today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

[2dumb2kwit]

Oh...and I have a question! About how hard, could someone hit Ken in the head, without doing any permanent damage?:innocent:
(Yep, I put this in a seperate post, just for crash. LOL)

[Rick]

Fairly hard I would imagine. My hand would surely hurt afterward but I doubt I'd do any permanent damage to it.

[Ken]

Hey Ken....where are you???

I heard your song today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

Been workin' my butt off lately, Moron. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Oh...and I have a question! About how hard, could someone hit Ken in the head, without doing any permanent damage?:innocent:
(Yep, I put this in a seperate post, just for crash. LOL)


Fairly hard I would imagine. My hand would surely hurt afterward but I doubt I'd do any permanent damage to it.

I have come to the realization that neither of you have any redeeming social value. None at all. :sneaky2:

[Pal334]

I have come to the realization that neither of you have any redeeming social value. None at all. :sneaky2:

They are mildly entertaining, doesn't that count for something?

[Ken]

They are mildly entertaining, doesn't that count for something?


Well, I guess so. :innocent: Tell you what: I'll reward them by giving them my used chewing gum! :)

[Ken]

Fairly hard I would imagine. My hand would surely hurt afterward but I doubt I'd do any permanent damage to it.

You ain't a SPAMMER, are ya? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

You ain't a SPAMMER, are ya? :sneaky2:

Chase that spammer out of here! Friggin' spammer....Pffft, that's like one step below a lawyer!:innocent:

[Ken]

Chase that spammer out of here! Friggin' spammer....Pffft, that's like one step below a lawyer!:innocent:

.......and only 10,000 steps above 2dumb. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Been workin' my butt off lately, Moron. :sneaky2:

You're working your butt off, and giving what % away in taxes.....and I'm the moron? LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

You're working your butt off, and giving what % away in taxes.....and I'm the moron? LOL:innocent:

Workin' my butt off mostly on projects around the house, MORON! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

.......and only 10,000 steps above 2dumb. :innocent:

Hey Ken....I forgot to show you, what I got at a gun show, last weekend.

[Ken]

2dumb, isn't it time for your brain cell to go to sleep? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb, isn't it time for your brain cell to go to sleep? :innocent:

That was kinda funny. Did you take all that time off, to come up with it?:clap:

[Ken]

That was kinda funny. Did you take all that time off, to come up with it?:clap:

Oh, yeah. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Oh, yeah. :innocent:

Good job! Now why don't you take a week, or so, off and see if you can come up with another funny one.:innocent:

[Ken]

Good job! Now why don't you take a week, or so, off and see if you can come up with another funny one.:innocent:

Okay. Just as soon as you post your FIRST funny one. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Okay. Just as soon as you post your FIRST funny one. :sneaky2:

Is that the best line you could come up with?
How much "Smurf Butt Beer" have you had, tonight?

[Rick]

Did I just have a lawyer tell me that I have no redeeming social value?!

http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q348/safe_zone/laughing.gif

[Ken]

Did I just have a lawyer tell me that I have no redeeming social value?!

http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q348/safe_zone/laughing.gif

I thought I should share the general consensus with you. :innocent:

[Rick]

Oh, the irony.......

[Ken]

Nell67, is the only reason I would ever support cloning.

2dumb is the only reason I would ever oppose it. :innocent:

No, wait a minute, there IS a second reason......... http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/image.php?u=725&dateline=1250512567

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb is the only reason I would ever oppose it. :innocent:

No, wait a minute, there IS a second reason......... http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/image.php?u=725&dateline=1250512567

That's right, Ken. Just keep dancing on the minefield.:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

OK.....so if I punch Ken in the mouth, and his lip starts bleeding, I shouldn't put a tourniquet around his neck. Got it.:innocent:

[Ken]

Funny you should ask - I heard someting either on the radio or that TV thingie the other day that stated the longest ovation ever recieved (or given depending on your point of view) was 80 minutes. For the life of me I don't recall what it was for.

It was last year. The whole town came out and cheered when 2dumb graduated from kindergarten. Kindergarten - the best 30 years of 2dumb's life. :clap:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey...if I make a post in this thread, that's not insulting to Ken, do you think crash would move it to another thread?:blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey Ken.....I thought of a new game.

Name that thread.

I'll give you the number of a post, in this thread, and you try to tell us what thread that post originally appeared in.

[Rick]

You know, 2D, I don't think I'm gonna ban Ken. I have something else in mind for him.

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Child-In-R.jpg

[Ken]

You know, 2D, I don't think I'm gonna ban Ken. I have something else in mind for him.

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Child-In-R.jpg

If you think that you're coming to MY house and that you're gonna' stand in a corner in MY living room for free, then you've got another thing comin', mister. That corner rents out at a dollar an hour, and you've gotta' pay in advance! :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Careful there, Survival Guy. I'd hate to see you turned into Banned Guy. :sneaky2:

That's right! But 2dumb? Well, that's another story. I'd love to see him turned into Banned Guy. :innocent:

[nell67]

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Child-In-R.jpg

Couldn't find the bathroom again,huh Rick??

[2dumb2kwit]

You are a sick little puppy. Get it? Puppy? I slay myself.......

You'd have more fun, if you'd slay Ken.:innocent::clap:

[Ken]

You'd have more fun, if you'd slay Ken.:innocent::clap:

2dumb! Hurry, your bus is about to leave! Quick, lie down in front of the tires before it drives away! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

So, the tenderloin is two spots ahead of the Ken?:innocent:

[Ken]

So, the tenderloin is two spots ahead of the Ken?:innocent:

2dumb, have some respect. This is a serious thread. There's an appropriate place for you to post such inane comments, and this ain't the place. :sneaky2:

This is: http://www.dumb.com/

Why haven't you been BANNED yet? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb, have some respect. This is a serious thread. There's an appropriate place for you to post such inane comments, and this ain't the place. :sneaky2:



Don't worry....crash will move it, when he wakes up. LOL:innocent:

[crashdive123]

As you wish.

[2dumb2kwit]

As you wish.

Dang....don't you ever sleep? LOL

[Ken]

Is any of it wooded?

Only the part where your head is located, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Watch out Ken,sounds like a stalker to me!

Stalk Ken.....pa-lease. I was thinking more along the lines of, a new place to go squirrel hunting!:innocent:

[Ken]

I know it's not, but don't worry....one day I'll be up north, and now that I know your last name.....I can find you!!!
Muahahahaha!!!

I lied when I told you my name. :sneaky2:


Watch out Ken,sounds like a stalker to me!

He thinks like one, too, Nell.


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_en4GmLdMbQI/SsqqmIE8zhI/AAAAAAAAC2w/hkLwMr40ASQ/s400/scarecrow.gif

[Ken]

Crash is gonna' be busy when he logs-in............. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

I lied when I told you my name. :sneaky2:


I probably have it wrong......cuz the one I saw, nearly made me pee on myself, laughing about the irony!

BTW....I'm still thinking about using that picture, for my avatar. LOL:blushing:

[Ken]

I probably have it wrong......cuz the one I saw, nearly made me pee on myself, laughing about the irony!

Get ready for this, 2dumb..........

The English translation of my last name is "Honey." That's why I'm so damn sweet and likeable. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Crash is gonna' be busy when he logs-in............. :innocent:

Job security! LOL (Hey, Crash!):stupid:

[2dumb2kwit]

Get ready for this, 2dumb..........

The English translation of my last name is "Honey." That's why I'm so damn sweet and likeable. :innocent:


...or stuck on yourself. Just sayin'.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Get ready for this, 2dumb..........

The English translation of my last name is "Honey." That's why I'm so damn sweet and likeable. :innocent:

....or better in small doses.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

I suddenly feel dizzy!

...Oh...Hey, crash! LOL:blushing:

[Ken]

I probably have it wrong......cuz the one I saw, nearly made me pee on myself. :blushing:

You do that often. You must like the feeling it gives you, huh, 2dumb? :innocent:

[Ken]

I suddenly feel dizzy!

...Oh...Hey, crash! LOL:blushing:

All this movin' around posts in threads.......... Some of the effect is lost. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

You do that often. You must like the feeling it gives you, huh, 2dumb? :innocent:

Depends.:lol:

[2dumb2kwit]

All this movin' around posts in threads.......... Some of the effect is lost. :innocent:
He must not have gotten to the camo thread yet. LOL

[crashdive123]

Nah - saw the camo thread. Since the thread was all about being --- how shall I say it ---- less than smart, thought I'd leave it.

[Ken]

Depends.:lol:

"Depends?" Are you referring to the feeling you get or to the undergarments you wear? :innocent:

[Ken]

Nah - saw the camo thread. Since the thread was all about being --- how shall I say it ---- less than smart, thought I'd leave it.

So, the thread was about 2dumb all along, huh? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

All this movin' around posts in threads.......... Some of the effect is lost. :innocent:


Yeah...like my 'tenderloin being two spots ahead of ken' post.
Without that picture, that post makes no sense.

[2dumb2kwit]

"Depends?" Are you referring to the feeling you get or to the undergarments you wear? :innocent:

............Yes.

[Ken]

Without that picture, that post makes no sense.

Neither do you. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Neither do you. :sneaky2:

...but I'm entertaining!:smash:

[Ken]

...but I'm entertaining!:smash:

Let us know when you're doing your next show.

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj154/poisoneyes89/pasta/tomatoes.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Let us know when you're doing your next show.

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj154/poisoneyes89/pasta/tomatoes.jpg

I'll be here all week.

Folks seem to like the bit that I do, where I frustrate and befuddle a yankee lawyer. What makes it funny is that no matter how hard he tries, he can't seem to out wit the dummy. Then he gets frustrated...blah, blah, blah.....it's pretty funny.:innocent:

[Ken]

I'll be here all week.

Folks seem to like the bit that I do, where I frustrate and befuddle a yankee lawyer. What makes it funny is that no matter how hard he tries, he can't seem to out wit the dummy. Then he gets frustrated...blah, blah, blah.....it's pretty funny.:innocent:

It's amazing, isn't it? Two people can watch the same show and walk away with totally different ideas of what it was all about. :innocent:

[Ken]

Hey 2dumb! They're gonna' be bobbin' for apples at tonight's Halloween party. The organizers asked if you could sit at the bottom of the tank to collect all the apples that sink. The job pays $25.00/hour for 3 hours work. :innocent:

http://www.steamnorth.org.nz/images/OtiriaWaterTank.jpg

[oly]

he can't seem to out wit the dummy. Then he gets frustrated...blah, blah, blah.....it's pretty funny.:innocent:

Are you trying to say that your matching wits with an unarmed man???:innocent:

Just wondering??? I would hate to provoke this thread to continue any further:innocent:

[Ken]

Are you trying to say that your matching wits with an unarmed man???:innocent:

Oly, 2dumb can't match something that he doesn't have. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Are you trying to say that your matching wits with an unarmed man???:innocent:

I wouldn't say that he's completely unarmed.....but in this case, he's definitely out manned!:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Oly, 2dumb can't match something that he doesn't have. :innocent:

Yankeeism???

[Ken]

Yankeeism???

Can't get over the fact that you wish you were a Yankee, huh? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Can't get over the fact that you wish you were a Yankee, huh? :innocent:

Pfft! Yet again, you're waaaaaay off.

[Ken]

Pfft! Yet again, you're waaaaaay off.

Oh. A North Carolina license plate to go along with your road signs?

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/dumb-sign.jpg

[Ken]

THIS is where 2dumb "goes to the beach." :sneaky2:

http://www.bunnydesign.com/images/wading_pool.jpg

[Ken]

2dumb is posting a smart @ss reply. Then Crash is gonna' move EVERYTHING. There goes the thread. :innocent:

[Ken]

Yeah....some example you're setting, for new members, there Ken!:sneaky2:

2dumb, how much, within reason, will I have to pay you to never log-on to this site again? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb, how much, within reason, will I have to pay you to never log-on to this site again? :sneaky2:

$20K
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....and a pound of bacon.:innocent:

[Ken]

....and a pound of bacon.:innocent:

Okay. You're a man who can be bought. What kind of bacon? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Okay. You're a man who can be bought. What kind of bacon? :innocent:

Any good quality bacon, will do.:smash:

[Ken]

Any good quality bacon, will do.:smash:

Good. I'll send you some pork from our Massachusetts State Capitol on Beacon Hill. Errr, make that "Bacon Hill."

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-TEUEU1JBOg/SfoKd6-2YZI/AAAAAAAAGIQ/xefblJ7sMZA/s400/Bacon+Hill.jpg (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-TEUEU1JBOg/SfoKd6-2YZI/AAAAAAAAGIQ/xefblJ7sMZA/s1600-h/Bacon+Hill.jpg)

[Ken]

And 2dumb? Some of this, too!

http://www.synthstuff.com/mt/archives/2009/swine-flu-bacon-revenge.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

It's just not fair that I can't put you on my "Ignore List." :sneaky2:

You could stop posting. That would show him!:innocent:

[Eu_citzen]

You guys are hilarious. :lol:

[2dumb2kwit]

You guys are hilarious. :lol:

Thanks, Eu c. You know....since you're new here, you probably haven't seen the video of Ken trying to be romantic...so, here it is.:innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUtwNtE1NBA

[Ken]

Thanks, Eu c. You know....since you're new here, you probably haven't seen the video of Ken trying to be romantic...so, here it is.:innocent:

2dumb, have you read the second sentence of your comforting company's quote? If not, here it is:

"Every critter has enough brains to tan it's own hide, except buffaloes (and some people I know)."
-Jim Miller

I have to conclude one of two things. Either your comforting company knows you or you must be a buffalo. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb, have you read the second sentence of your comforting company's quote? If not, here it is:

"Every critter has enough brains to tan it's own hide, except buffaloes (and some people I know)."
-Jim Miller

I have to conclude one of two things. Either your comforting company knows you or you must be a buffalo. :sneaky2:

Did someone fart?
('cuz I could have sworn, I just heard an ***hole speak.):innocent:

[Ken]

Did someone fart?
('cuz I could have sworn, I just heard an ***hole speak.):innocent:

Time to consult a psychiatrist, 2dumb. You're hearing those voices again, aren't you? :innocent:

2dumb, the Forum is electronic print media. It doesn't talk to you, you idiot. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

2dumb's been reading my last post for a while now. His brain cell must be working overtime trying to think of something dumb to say in response. :innocent:

[Ken]

Maybe he's taking a break to work on his autobiography. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Where you talking to me?:sneaky2:
(Doing my best De Niro.)

[Ken]

Where you talking to me?:sneaky2:

No, I was responding to the other moron that goes by the name "2dumb2kwit." :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

No, I was talking to the other moron that goes by the name "2dumb2kwit." :innocent:

No, moron....you were typing a message to me, in an "electronic print media".
(I can't believe you fell for that one! LOL)

:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

No, I was responding to the other moron that goes by the name "2dumb2kwit." :innocent:


No, moron....you were typing a message to me, in an "electronic print media".
(I can't believe you fell for that one! LOL)

:innocent:

Do you always talk to your computer?:blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

And if I ever wrote a book, it would have to be titled "Arguing with Idiot's" (A guide to perplexing jerk lawyers.)!

[Ken]

Gee, 2dumb, look at the posts you quoted, and compare it to my original unedited post. :innocent: A little inconsistent, ain't they? You messin' with the quotes, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Gee, 2dumb, look at the posts you quoted, and compare it to my original unedited post. :innocent: A little inconsistent, ain't they? You messin' with the quotes, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

Nope...I just wasn't paying attention to the fact, that you had gone back and tried to edit away your stupidity.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

No, I was responding to the other moron that goes by the name "2dumb2kwit." :innocent:


No, moron....you were typing a message to me, in an "electronic print media".
(I can't believe you fell for that one! LOL)

:innocent:


Do you always talk to your computer?:blushing:

Uh, 2dumb? You seem a bit confused here. "Typing a message" to you IS a response, you buffoon. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Nope...I just wasn't paying attention to the fact, that you had gone back and tried to edit away your stupidity.:sneaky2:

Gee, 2dumb, where does it say my post was edited? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

I'd say it's more of a case of you getting caught, trying to cover your dumb butt. LOL:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Pick the shell covering 2dumb's brain.

http://www.elmwoodmagic.com/ama/med/3shellvernet.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Gee, 2dumb, where does it say my post was edited? :innocent:

The mods know the truth. LOL:smash:

[Ken]

I'd say it's more of a case of you getting caught, trying to cover your dumb butt. LOL:sneaky2:

Why don't you take a rest, 2dumb. You seem to need one.

[crashdive123]

.....and the truth shall set you free.

[2dumb2kwit]

.....and the truth shall set you free.

Only if those who know it, don't hide it.:sneaky2:

[crashdive123]

Kind of one of those don't ask, don't tell sort of things.

[Ken]

Only if those who know it, don't hide it.:sneaky2:

Does my post SAY it was edited? :innocent:

".....what is the nature of truth?"

http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/truth/

The nature of the truth is that not every post that is edit "says" that it's edited. Some posts are edited by gremlins while others.....well.....we'll just leave that alone.......

[Ken]

I'd say it's more of a case of you getting caught, trying to cover your dumb butt. LOL:sneaky2:

Oh, 2dumb. MY posts are consistent. YOUR POSTS ARE NOT! And we all know how YOU like to play those games........... :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Does my post SAY it was edited? :innocent:


Nope.........and it doesn't say that you're a pompous a$$, either, but uhhhh.....

[Ken]

Nope.........and it doesn't say that you're a pompous a$$, either, but uhhhh.....

There ya' go again, 2dumb. You just can't accept ANOTHER staggering defeat, can you? Now you have to resort to name-calling. How sad. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

There ya' go again, 2dumb. You just can't accept ANOTHER staggering defeat, can you? Now you have to resort to name-calling. How sad. :sneaky2:

The only "staggering defeat" I've had, was trying to dance while extremely drunk.:innocent:

[Ken]

The only "staggering defeat" I've had, was trying to dance while extremely drunk.:innocent:

Good move, 2dumb. Change the subject. Make folks feel sorry for you because you can't dance and distract them from thinking about the tremendous humiliation you must be feeling this very second. :innocent:

[Ken]

Here's 2dumb dancing.........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL8sk4T_e_g

[2dumb2kwit]

Good move, 2dumb. Change the subject. Make folks feel sorry for you because you can't dance and distract them from thinking about the tremendous humiliation you must be feeling this very second. :innocent:

Nope....actually, I was thinking that I'll have to argue with you later.

If I timed things right, a rack of ribs, baked potatoes, and corn on the cob, will all be ready on my grill, in about 2 minutes!


I'll be back!

[nell67]

Good move, 2dumb. Change the subject. Make folks feel sorry for you because you can't dance and distract them from thinking about the tremendous humiliation you must be feeling this very second. :innocent:
It's not that he can't dance,it's just that he is a cheap drunk,one beer and he was falling all over himself and called it dancing....

[Ken]

Nope....actually, I was thinking that I'll have to argue with you later.

If I timed things right, a rack of ribs, baked potatoes, and corn on the cob, will all be ready on my grill, in about 2 minutes!


I'll be back!

Good move, 2dumb. Change the subject. AGAIN! :sneaky2:

[Ken]

It's not that he can't dance,it's just that he is a cheap drunk,one beer and he was falling all over himself and called it dancing....

See, 2dumb? Nell has you all figured out. :sneaky2:

[RangerXanatos]

It's not that he can't dance,it's just that he is a cheap drunk,one beer and he was falling all over himself and called it dancing....

Now THAT'S funny. I might have to use that line.

[Ken]

....If I timed things right, a rack of ribs, baked potatoes, and corn on the cob, will all be ready on my grill, in about 2 minutes!

Just when did you buy those ribs, 2dumb? :innocent:

http://www.usfoodsafety.com/02ac0015.asp



I'll be back!

Maybe. Maybe not. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Here's 2dumb dancing.........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL8sk4T_e_g

Pfft! I only wish I could dance that good. I dance like this.:blushing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK0Q2aPhB_I&feature=related

[2dumb2kwit]

Just when did you buy those ribs, 2dumb? :innocent:

http://www.usfoodsafety.com/02ac0015.asp
Maybe. Maybe not. :innocent:

Don't get excited, Ken......I'm OK.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

.... thou Ken and 2D2K arent always so civil to each other...:innocent:


It's all 2dumb's fault. I guess you just forgot to mention that. :innocent:

[Ken]

I AM forgetfull.......:cool2:

Do you remember what 2dumb says about us Northerners? :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Don't get excited, Ken......I'm OK.:sneaky2:


How long has it been since you ate those ribs? :innocent:

[Ken]

........On another note. I had to get the tire's on my wife's van rotated today and I was thumbing though the September copy of some hunting magazine. It had an article about some guy that had shot 35,000 grouse in the last 50 years, how to shoot deer from above, how to hunt squirrels and an article on fire tinder (hopefully with all that info someone will know the magazine).

2dumb called me on the phone. He thinks it was the September issue of Ladies Home Journal. :innocent:


........He said the best fire starter was his underwear. No kidding. He pulled them off and lit the crotch and he said he had a four foot fire going in no time and it burned a long time.

That won't work for 2dumb. Rumor has it that he's been wearing the same underwear since 1981. He's reportedly stated that he'll NEVER take them off. :innocent:

[Ken]

Gee, Crash, 2dumb and I have been PMing each other and we've agreed to ask you to return all these posts you've moved back to their original threads. Is that okay? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

One little,
Two little,
Three little post moved,.....:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Four little,
Five little,.....:blushing:

[Ken]

One little,
Two little,
Three little post moved,.....:innocent:

Dang, 2dumb! You've impressed us all! Nobody here thought that you could count that high! :clap:

[2dumb2kwit]

So Ken.....running your mouth, in the wrong place, again? :innocent:

[Ken]

So Ken.....running your mouth, in the wrong place, again? :innocent:

Whoooa, 2dumb! You're the one who's been whining and sniveling about all the posts getting moved. :sneaky2:

Besides, the members provide an opening, what am I supposed to do? Ignore it? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Dang, 2dumb! You've impressed us all! Nobody here thought that you could count that high! :clap:

I'm glad you're impressed.
I'd be impressed, if you would stop telling lies.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Besides, the members provide an opening, what am I supposed to do? Ignore it? :innocent:

It's called self control.

[Ken]

I'm glad you're impressed.
I'd be impressed, if you would stop telling lies.:innocent:


Okay. I'll tell the truth. You've actually never done a thing that would impress me. Is that better, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

[Ken]

It's called self control.

Don't talk to me about self control until you stop using

http://www.disposablediaper.net/images/PampersKingSize.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Okay. I'll tell the truth. You've actually never done a thing that would impress me. Is that better, 2dumb? :sneaky2:


Don't talk to me about self control until you stop using



You talkin' to me?

[Ken]

You talkin' to me?

Why are you asking? Are you hearing those voices again, 2dumb? :innocent:

[nell67]

:saberbattle::hammer::eyepoke::argue::fisticuffs: You guys crack me up,LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

Why are you asking? Are you hearing those voices again, 2dumb? :innocent:

I just wanted to see if you had learned from your mistake.

I noticed it took you a long time to reply. Had to think hard, to make sure you didn't screw up, huh?:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

:saberbattle::hammer::eyepoke::argue::fisticuffs: You guys crack me up,LOL

Hey, nell!:w00t:

[Ken]

I just wanted to see if you had learned from your mistake.

What mistake? :innocent:


I noticed it took you a long time to reply. Had to think hard, to make sure you didn't screw up, huh?:innocent:

Yeah. Probably 63 seconds to find your stupid post, read your stupid post, and respond to your stupid post. With your attention span, that's probably an eon to you, huh, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

What mistake? :innocent:



Yeah. Probably 63 seconds to find your stupid post, read your stupid post, and respond to your stupid post. With your attention span, that's probably an eon to you, huh, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

What does the donkey from Winnie the Pooh have to do with it?:lol::lol:

[Ken]

What does the donkey from Winnie the Pooh have to do with it?:lol::lol:

His name is http://images.easyart.com:80/i/prints/rw/lg/7/1/Mini-Posters-Winnie-the-pooh---Eeyore-71119.jpg (http://images.easyart.com/highres_images/easyart/7/1/71119.jpg), not eon, you donkey. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

.....There are 3 levels of cognition: learning, doing, and sharing what you learned with others

I'm waiting for 2dumb to begin Level 1. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

His name is not eon, you donkey. :sneaky2:

Yeah....but you have to admit....that was pretty funny. Not as funny as the dancing lurch video, but still pretty funny.:innocent:

(It's just fun.....frustrating lawyers. LOL)

[Ken]

Yeah....but you have to admit....that was pretty funny. Not as funny as the dancing lurch video, but still pretty funny.:innocent:

(It's just fun.....frustrating lawyers. LOL)

I feel this is an appropriate time to remind Crash of my original suggestion. :innocent:


Gee, Crash, I appreciate that. The only question I have is what to do when 2dumb starts up in yet ANOTHER thread. :sneaky2:

You know how he always goes off topic and hijacks a thread as soon as he logs-in, and immediately begins posting dumb things about me in every thread, right? He can be sooooo disruptive to the forum. :sneaky2:

As you know, I always try to ignore him and stay on-topic myself, but it's hard. Really hard. So, should I just ignore him when he goes off topic? Like his family and acquaintances do?

Maybe it would just be easier if you BANNED HIM………….

[2dumb2kwit]

I feel this is an appropriate time to remind Crash of my original suggestion. :innocent:

Is that the best you can do??

I'm having visions of you in court, stomping your feet and yelling "He really, really, really, didn't do it!":blushing:

[Ken]

I'm having visions of you in court, stomping your feet and yelling "He really, really, really, didn't do it!":blushing:

http://rlv.zcache.com/good_for_you_go_tell_someone_who_cares_tshirt-p235722246749920335y7vb_400.jpg

[Ken]

I'm having visions of you in court, stomping your feet and yelling "He really, really, really, didn't do it!":blushing:

Get arrested. Retain me. I promise I won't say anything like that at all. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

I'm sorry....did you say something? I got kinda distracted. I took a few minutes, to try and see things from your point of view.

[Ken]

Ha, ha, ha. Just too funny (yawn) 2dumb! :innocent:

Here's how I view you!

Bizzare Creature Found In North Carolina Sewer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQmFWYWqTZA

[2dumb2kwit]

Ha, ha, ha. Just too funny (yawn) 2dumb! :innocent:

Here's how I view you!

Bizzare Creature Found In North Carolina Sewer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQmFWYWqTZA

Pfft! That's where we keep lawyer brains.
BTW, don't let the camera fool you. That was a 4" sewer.

[Ken]

That was a 4" sewer.

And you know this, WHY? :innocent:

Good night, 2dumb. It's time for me to hit the crib.

[2dumb2kwit]

And you know this, WHY? :innocent:

Good night, 2dumb. It's time for me to hit the crib.

Night, night Ken. Get a good nights sleep. (So maybe you can keep up with me tomorrow.)

[Ken]

I'm sorry....did you say something? I got kinda distracted. I took a few minutes, to try and see things from your point of view.

Actually, 2dumb, the back of the ambulance, the bacon air freshener, that WAS pretty funny! :clap:

What'd ya' do? Pay someone to find that pic and save it for just the right time? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

How about...

Q. What do you call a man with half a brain?
A. ?

1. Counselor.
2. A Yankee Lawyer.
3. Ken.

[Ken]

1. Counselor.
2. A Yankee Lawyer.
3. Ken.

You blithering idiot. :sneaky2:

Unfortunately for you, 2dumb, there is no vaccine against stupidity.

[2dumb2kwit]

You blithering idiot. :sneaky2:

Unfortunately for you, 2dumb, there is no vaccine against stupidity.

Your mom tried to get you vaccinated, huh Ken?

[Ken]

Your mom tried to get you vaccinated, huh Ken?

There was no need to, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

Question: Don't you wish there had been a lifeguard present when you visited the gene pool? :innocent:

[Ken]

You know, 2dumb, it's amazing that out of millions of sperm, yours swam the fastest. Sadly enough, it went in the wrong direction. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Question: Don't you wish there had been a lifeguard present when you visited the gene pool? :innocent:

Yeah, 'cuz I wasn't in the shallow end, like you!:innocent:

[Ken]

Yeah, 'cuz I wasn't in the shallow end, like you!:innocent:

Too bad you drowned. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Too bad you drowned. :sneaky2:

OK....so you are arguing with a ghost.
(Pfft....and he calls me a moron.) :innocent:

[BENESSE]

Seems like I was playing with matches when I posted on this thread
and ignited Ken & 2D.

[2dumb2kwit]

Seems like I was playing with matches when I posted on this thread
and ignited Ken & 2D.

Nah....Ken's been a flamer, all along.:smash: LOL

[Ken]

Does anyone use DPMS products?


Ask 2dumb. I'm sure he does.

Oh wait, you said DPMS. Never mind. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”.

[2dumb2kwit]

Boy, I'm glad you moved those, crash.
I'd hate to have the "joke of the day" thread cluttered up, with humor.:innocent:

[crashdive123]

Oh, is that what it was. My bad.

[Ken]

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”.

That's 'cause you know darn well that your family and friends will all be gathered in a bar somewhere. Celebrating. :innocent:

[BENESSE]

I guess you guys need to stay in your own pen.

[BENESSE]

Foooood fiiiiiiight!

[2dumb2kwit]

Ohhhh Craaash. Clean-up on joke thread. :innocent:
(post #758)

[crashdive123]

As you wish.

[2dumb2kwit]

Foooood fiiiiiiight!

Finally! Someone other than me and Ken, got kicked out of a thread! LOL:clap:

Welcome to the club, BENESSE.

[crashdive123]

Just seemed to belong here. Everybody knows that it's nice to belong.

[Ken]

Boy, I'm glad you moved those, crash.
I'd hate to have the "joke of the day" thread cluttered up, with humor.:innocent:


Oh, is that what it was. My bad.

Crashdive123, I would like to take this opportunity to commend you for the excellent way you perform your duties as a Super Moderator, and for the self control and forgiving temperment you exhibit toward 2dumb.

Regardless of how openly disrespectful he is of you, you have chosen to exercise self-control with your BAN BUTTON, even though everyone else here would love to see you BAN 2DUMB'S MISERABLE A$$ BACK TO THE STONE AGE!