The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

[2dumb2kwit]

With what? Your head? :sneaky2:

Wouldn't we first need to remove yours?

[2dumb2kwit]

And when you imply that I'm vertically challenged......... :sneaky2:

Hey lawyer boy.......Just how short are we talkin'?:innocent:

[Ken]

What?
Did I call you shorty, stumpy, half-man, armrest, wider than you are tall, or anything else, that referred to your limited vertical growth?:sneaky2:

You just did.......... :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Hey lawyer boy.......Just how short are we talkin'?:innocent:

5 feet7 andone-half inches TALL. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

You just did.......... :sneaky2:

No...I asked if I had done something. (Which I have not.)
Keep you facts straight, lawyer boy!:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

5 feet7 andone-half inches TALL. :innocent:

Dang! I'm only about a half a foot taller, than you.:sneaky2:

[Rick]

You guys should sell tickets to this. You really should.

[Ken]

Hey lawyer boy.......Just how short are we talkin'?:innocent:

Betcha' I'm a lot L-O-N-G-E-R than you. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Betcha' I'm a lot L-O-N-G-E-R than you. :sneaky2:

...in the tooth.

[Ken]

...in the tooth.

Just can't stop thinking about your night job, can you? :innocent:

http://www.unitedmask.com/Costumes/images/tooth_fairy_male.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Why are you always posting pictures, that are too big?
Are you over-compensating, for something?:blushing:

[Sarge47]

Dang if that don't look like Rick! :sneaky2::innocent::cool2:

[Ken]

Why are you always posting pictures, that are too big?
Are you over-compensating, for something?:blushing:

Yes. Your lack of intellect. :)

[Ken]

Why are you always posting pictures, that are too big?
Are you over-compensating, for something?:blushing:

No, I just wanted to scale the pic correctly, you f@t tub of sh!t. :sneaky2:

Notice I did NOT use the word "fat."

[Ken]

Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.:innocent:

So, 2dumb, do you slice your tomatos when you put them in your fruit salad? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

No, I just wanted to scale the pic correctly, you f@t tub of sh!t. :sneaky2:

Notice I did NOT use the word "fat."

And I won't use the word "short", when I introduce you to people, as my new tattoo.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

So, 2dumb, do you slice your tomatos when you put them in your fruit salad? :innocent:

LOL....got the boot, again? :smash:

[2dumb2kwit]

So, 2dumb, do you slice your tomatos when you put them in your fruit salad? :innocent:

You sure seem to bo preoccupied, with fruits.:blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hmmm....Kens been missing for 12 minutes, and it's nearly 10 o'clock. My money says, Kens raiding the fridge.:innocent:

[Ken]

Nope. Phone call from a friend, 2dumb. Have you ever had one of those? A friend?

Besides, I couldn't eat another thing tonight. I had a dinner meeting with the president of that association that that guy Airbus (remember him?) said I didn't represent. New place. Polish restaurant. The last one within 50 miles of here closed about 10 years ago, and this new place .....:blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

Oh. Well, just forget what I wrote. :innocent:

We usually do. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Dang...I was the first one to get booted, today.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

We usually do. :innocent:

Now, if you would only forget to breathe. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Now, if you would only forget to breathe. :sneaky2:

If I did that, I'd kill off enough brain cells that people would start calling me a lawyer!:innocent:

[Ken]

If I did that, I'd kill off enough brain cells that people would start calling me a lawyer!:innocent:

Now, if you would only forget to breathe. Forever. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Now, if you would only forget to breathe. Forever. :sneaky2:

Then I'd kill enough brain cells, that people would call me a yankee lawyer!:innocent:

[Ken]

Then I'd kill enough brain cells........

BOTH of them? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

BOTH of them? :innocent:

I'd have to kill the last two, to be as dumb as a yankee lawyer? LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

You know, 2dumb, I'd really enjoy watching you get into your work product.... :innocent:

http://www.royalswimmingpools.com/excavation.jpg

[Ken]

I'd have to kill the last two, to be as dumb as a yankee lawyer? LOL:innocent:

Funny man! 2dumb, let me buy you a cup of coffee! :)

http://rlv.zcache.com/poison_drink_mug-p1689925616705312082gjco_400.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

You know, 2dumb, I'd really enjoy watching you get into your work product.... :innocent:


I don't like messin' with equipment that small.

BTW, operating heavy equipment and moving dirt, is the reward part of the job. Reward for dealing with engineers and lawyers. :innocent:

[Ken]

I don't like messin' with equipment that small.

BTW, operating heavy equipment and moving dirt, is the reward part of the job. Reward for dealing with engineers and lawyers. :innocent:

Stop over for a visit! I'll make sure my son's home. He's an engineer. :)

[2dumb2kwit]

Stop over for a visit! I'll make sure my son's home. He's an engineer. :)

Well there ya go.
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

My job is normally, to take what the engineers and lawyers have done, and make it work anyway.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Well there ya go.
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.:innocent:


http://webwordslinger.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/conman01.jpg?w=300&h=199
You're an Idiot!

[2dumb2kwit]

You're an Idiot!

Nope....I'm a smart arse....just like my dad.....get it?:sneaky2:

[Ken]

My job is normally, to take what the engineers and lawyers have done, and make it work anyway.:sneaky2:

An engineer designed this. Can you make it work? :)

http://www.theodoresworld.net/pics/0608/backwardgImage1.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

An engineer designed this. Can you make it work? :)

http://www.theodoresworld.net/pics/0608/backwardgImage1.jpg

Heck yeah! I'm so good, I could make it work in the hand of a yankee lawyer!:smash:

[Ken]

I don't like messin' with equipment that small.


I just talked to some of the girls you dated in high school. They said you're FOS because all of your equipment is small, and you were always getting caught messing with it. :innocent:

[Ken]

Heck yeah! I'm so good, I could make it work in the hand of a yankee lawyer!:smash:

Okay! Just stand in front of me to make sure the hammer is touching my nose when I pull the trigger. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

I just talked to some of the girls you dated in high school. They said you're FOS because all of your equipment is small, and you were always getting caught messing with it. :innocent:

It's a good thing you're a lawyer, cuz you suck as a private investigator.
You are either talking to the wrong girls, or your asking them about the wrong guy!:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Okay! Just stand in front of me to make sure the hammer is touching my nose when I pull the trigger. :innocent:

HaHaHa...you'd still shoot yourself in the colon....cuz we all know that you've got your head up your.....:innocent:

[Ken]

It's a good thing you're a lawyer, cuz you suck as a private investigator.
You are either talking to the wrong girls, or your asking them about the wrong guy!:sneaky2:

Nope. It was you for sure. And the guys you dated said the same thing.

[2dumb2kwit]

HaHaHa...you'd still shoot yourself in the colon....cuz we all know that you've got your head up your.....:innocent:

*snicker,snicker* Then you'd have a semi-colon! :smash: LOL

[Ken]

*snicker,snicker* Then you'd have a semi-colon! :smash: LOL

Then we'd make a good comedy team. Semi-colon and Half-wit. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Then we'd make a good comedy team. Semi-colon and Half-wit. :sneaky2:

Doesn't it sting, a little, to be out witted by a half-wit?:blushing:

[Ken]

Doesn't it sting, a little, to be out witted by a half-wit?:blushing:

I wouldn't know. It's never happened to me. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

I wouldn't know. It's never happened to me. :sneaky2:

Oooooohhhhhh....I see. You must have gotten a bad fever, from the infection you got from that river.

[Ken]

Oooooohhhhhh....I see. You must have gotten a bad fever, from the infection you got from that river.

Tired, 2dumb? That's the best you could come up with? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Tired, 2dumb? That's the best you could come up with? :innocent:

Yep....da-nile......it's the best I could do.

I don't think it's being tired, so much as being hungry!:innocent:

[Ken]

I don't think it's being tired, so much as being hungry!:innocent:

......and dumb as a stump. :innocent:

I'll be heading out for dinner around 6:30 with Mom and my kids. Gonna' go to a place near New Bedford (Moby Dick, Herman Melville, you know the place) I've never been to before. I hear they have a great baked stuffed lobster (3½ lbs. :)) that I've just gotta' try. :innocent:

[Ken]

Saw somethng about a deer doing that? When the car pulled over after two fuel stops, etc., a LEO removed it and it was alive. AND THEN ... some *** shot at it from a moving car while the cop was standing right next to it. Needless to say the cop thought he was being fired on. Moving on, the bad guy was apprehended and there were four of them and the gun in the car and nobody 'fessed up. They were all four arrested!!!! The deer survived and all is well.

That musta' been in North Carolina. 2dumb strikes again. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

I'll be heading out for dinner around 6:30 with Mom and my kids. Gonna' go to a place near New Bedford (Moby Dick, Herman Melville, you know the place) I've never been to before. I hear they have a great baked stuffed lobster (3½ lbs. :)) that I've just gotta' try. :innocent:

Oh, thanks a lot! I'm sitting here, waiting for my Hamberger Helper to get done.:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

......and dumb as a stump. :innocent:

I'll be heading out for dinner around 6:30 with Mom and my kids. Gonna' go to a place near New Bedford (Moby Dick, Herman Melville, you know the place) I've never been to before. I hear they have a great baked stuffed lobster (3½ lbs. :)) that I've just gotta' try. :innocent:


Sooooo....Just where do they stuff that 3½ pound lobster?:innocent:

[Ken]

Oh, thanks a lot! I'm sitting here, waiting for my Hamberger Helper to get done.:sneaky2:

Better than Tuna Helper, 2dumb.

Hmmmm. "Tuna Helper." Is that the name of your assistant? :innocent:

[Ken]

Sooooo....Just where do they stuff that 3½ pound lobster?:innocent:

They split it all the way down the middle on the underside. Then, they clean out the abdominal cavity (like field dressing! :)) and spread the tail and stuff it all the way down with a cracker-bread-herb stuffing with additional large chunks of lobster and scallops mixed in. Serve it with drawn butter. Mmmmmmmmmm. :blushing:

[Rick]

What the hey is Dr. Wan butter?

[Ken]

What the hey is Dr. Wan butter?

Huh? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

That musta' been in North Carolina. 2dumb strikes again. :sneaky2:

Nope...not me!
BTW...this is what happens to a 'yote, that mixes it up, with a redneck.

Warning; Graphic.

http://jalopnik.com/5336603/nascar-driver-hits-coyote-at-190-mph

[Rick]

Now who's messin' with the post? You just have no ethics at all do you?

[2dumb2kwit]

They split it all the way down the middle on the underside. Then, they clean out the abdominal cavity (like field dressing! :)) and spread the tail and stuff it all the way down with a cracker-bread-herb stuffing with additional large chunks of lobster and scallops mixed in. Serve it with drawn butter. Mmmmmmmmmm. :blushing:

Oh.......I was hoping that they would stuff it up your....:blushing:




...as a side note, Don't worry Rick.....I saw it, before he changed it.:sneaky2:

[Rick]

The man is despicable.

[2dumb2kwit]

I wonder if my hamburger helper would taste better, with some Dr. Wan Butter on it?:innocent:

[Ken]

Nope...not me!
BTW...this is what happens to a 'yote, that mixes it up, with a redneck.

Warning; Graphic.

http://jalopnik.com/5336603/nascar-driver-hits-coyote-at-190-mph

Looks like it got hurt. :innocent: You guys take them home and eat 'em, don't ya?

[Ken]

The man is despicable.

You're talkin' 'bout 2dumb. right? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Looks like it got hurt. :innocent: You guys take them home and eat 'em, don't ya?

Yeah...with Dr.Wan Butter on them. LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

Yeah...with Dr.Wan Butter on them. LOL:innocent:

This is Dr. Wan. I wonder how he "churns" his butter? :innocent:

Dr WAN SOON BEE serves as an Independent Director of the Company. He is also currently the chairman of the Council of Advisors to the Singapore Industrial & Services Employees Union and the Advisor of the Union of Telecoms Employees of Singapore.

Dr Wan was a political secretary and a Minister of State in the Prime Minister’s office and a Member of Parliament from 1980 to 2001. He was also the Vice President of the International Confederation of Free Trade Unions for the Asian Regional Organisation.

Dr Wan holds a Dottore Ingegnere in Electronics Engineering from the University of Pisa, Italy. Dr Wan also has
directorships in several public listed companies.

http://www.lianbeng.com.sg/Pictures/BOD/WanSoonBee.jpg

http://www.lianbeng.com.sg/05%20board%20of%20directors.htm

[2dumb2kwit]

Yeah, Yeah....what-ever.

Don't you have a crustacean, to catch?:sneaky2:

[Ken]

http://webspace.webring.com/people/ed/dwibdwib/lobster.jpg

[Rick]

Enjoy your lobster.

http://www.calacademy.org/exhibits/venoms/images/00_final/death_stalker_scorpion2.jpg

[Ken]

Enjoy your lobster.

http://www.calacademy.org/exhibits/venoms/images/00_final/death_stalker_scorpion2.jpg

That's not my dinner. It's my birth sign. :)

[Ken]

Enjoy your lobster.

Thanks, Rick! I'll post a Q.C. Report tomorrow.

Bye Bye!

[2dumb2kwit]

That's not my dinner. It's my birth sign. :)

So...you were born with your arse up on your shoulders?:sneaky2:

[Ken]

So...you were born with your arse up on your shoulders?:sneaky2:

2dumb, go back to bed and try to wake up intelligent. Okay? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb, go back to bed and try to wake up intelligent. Okay? :sneaky2:

That would just be insane.........Doing the same thing and expecting different results. LOL:blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

....and where's that Q.C. report????

Or were you lying, to Rick?

[Ken]

That would just be insane.........Doing the same thing and expecting different results. LOL:blushing:

Buy this book, 2dumb. Have somebody read it to you. :sneaky2:

http://www.graphics.iparenting.com/attachedpics/brainfood.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Buy this book, 2dumb. Have somebody read it to you. :sneaky2:


Dang it...now you tell me.
I just made my once a year trip, to a book store, and got Petersons Edible Wild Plants.

I still need to find someone, to read it to me.:blushing:

[Ken]

Thanks, Rick! I'll post a Q.C. Report tomorrow.

Bye Bye!

Read it below!


....and where's that Q.C. report????

Or were you lying, to Rick?

:sneaky2:

Quality Control Report - First Draft
3½ lb. Baked Stuffed Lobster

Ho, Hum.

For a restaurant that owns 4 of its own fishing boats, one would think that this place (that shall remain nameless out of fear that their blood-sucking lawyer will sue me) would do a better job of preparing its catch.

The lobster itself was full - probably half-way to its next shed. The claws were proportionately small, but the tail was proportionately large, and that's where the best meat is, anyway! However, it was a bit overcooked by say, maybe 3 minutes or so. And with lobster, that does make a difference.

The stuffing was a disappointment. With the exception of one (just one) little scallop that was sliced wafer thin and laid in a line over the stuffing, the rest of the seafood was so finely diced that it was not discernable in the stuffing itself. Sad. The stuffing itself was blended into fine crumbs (WRONG!) and, on top of that, there was way too much wine and butter in the stuffing. This lousy recipe resulted in a stuffing that was like boiled greasy mush. It was cooked, but not "baked."

Couple this with the fact that the beer wasn't cold enough.........

Our waitress was another story. A horror story. The fact that she looked (and trudged through the dining room) like a linebacker was of little consequence. The fact that she never smiled, had no personality, and never returned to check on things once after she delivered our meals was inexcusable.

I'm told that this place does a great business. In fact, the dining room was almost full when we arrived at 7:30 on a Wednesday night. That's amazing, considering that there's a McDonalds just down the road. :innocent:

[Ken]

Actually, taking him hunting might just work. It would be much easier to loose him in the actual woods then in a city environment.

Invite 2dumb over. I'm sure everyone else will leave quickly on their own account. :innocent:

[Ken]

Hit by a car at 75mph, embedded in the fender, and dragged for 600 miles - but Tricky SURVIVED

I wonder if 2dumb would fit in front of that radiator....... :innocent:

[Rick]

Ouch! I don't think this write up will make Conde Nast. Just sayin'....

[2dumb2kwit]

Hit by a car at 75mph, embedded in the fender, and dragged for 600 miles - but Tricky SURVIVED

I wonder if 2dumb would fit in front of that radiator....... :innocent:


I wonder if 2Dumb would fit in that car.

Hey....what the......

[2dumb2kwit]

Didn't touch it. Honest.

Sorry...thought maybe you had pulled a Ken.:blushing:

[Ken]

Sorry...thought maybe you had pulled a Ken.:blushing:

Just what are you implying, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Just what are you implying, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

That you don't mind using the edit function.:sneaky2:

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?p=169376#post169376

[Ken]

I'd be like that, if I couldn't get 7-11 coffee.:sneaky2:

How does somebody convince 7-11 to stop selling coffee? :innocent:

[Ken]

That you don't mind using the edit function.:sneaky2:

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?p=169376#post169376

Huh? :innocent:

[Ken]

Yeah....not all of it is below sea level.

And NONE of it's below 2dumb's level!

[2dumb2kwit]

How does somebody convince 7-11 to stop selling coffee? :innocent:

By never posting on an internet forum, ever again. Good luck!:innocent:

[Ken]

How does somebody convince 7-11 to stop selling coffee? :innocent:


By never posting on an internet forum, ever again. Good luck!:innocent:

Show me some data to back that up, 2dumb. I think you're lying just to get EVERYONE here to stop posting. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Huh? :innocent:

...oh yeah. And acting like you didn't use it.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

...oh yeah. And acting like you didn't use it.:sneaky2:


What's an "edit function?" :innocent:

[Ken]

Melt away. That would just give me an excuse to move further west. Western NC has beautiful mountains!:cool2:

Jerk. :sneaky2: Can't you read? He's predicting that ALL of NC will be underwater.

I guess some guys need a slap upside the head every few seconds....

[2dumb2kwit]

Show me some data to back that up, 2dumb. I think you're lying just to get EVERYONE here to stop posting. :sneaky2:

Let's break that into two parts.

Show me some data to back that up, 2dumb.
Why, isn't my word good enough?


I think you're lying just to get EVERYONE here to stop posting.
Nope....just you.:innocent:

[Ken]

Why, isn't my word good enough?

:lol: :whistling: :no:

[2dumb2kwit]

Jerk. :sneaky2: Can't you read? He's predicting that ALL of NC will be underwater.

I guess some guys need a slap upside the head every few seconds....

I was politely letting him know, that his statement was incorrect.
I guess you didn't recognize that approach.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

I was politely letting him know, that his statement was incorrect.
I guess you didn't recognize that approach.:sneaky2:

You? Polite? Like when you force yourself to fart everytime you're in a crowded elevator and then smile and say "excuse me?" :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

What's an "edit function?" :innocent:

It's the button that says "power"....try it.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

You? Polite? Like when you force yourself to fart everytime you're in a crowded elevator and then smile and say "excuse me?" :sneaky2:


It would be rude, not to say "excuse me"! Pfft!:sneaky2:

[Ken]

It's the button that says "power"....try it.:innocent:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_a4b2LPatvPc/SRHRYn974gI/AAAAAAAABZA/tDLkdMCWY_s/s400/dumb.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_a4b2LPatvPc/SRHRYn974gI/AAAAAAAABZA/tDLkdMCWY_s/s400/dumb.jpg

You mean you don't know??? aaaaaahahahahahaha!:blushing:

[Ken]

It would be rude, not to say "excuse me"! Pfft!:sneaky2:

It's also rude for you to keep posting here, but THAT hasn't stopped you....... :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Let's see...I'll put this over here....and that over there.

*voice in the distance* Hey, 2dumb.....what the heck are you doing?

I'm making room, for when crash logs on!:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

It's also rude for you to keep posting here, but THAT hasn't stopped you....... :sneaky2:

That's just your opinion, and you know what they say.
Opinions are like........yankee lawyers!:sneaky2:

[Ken]

I'm making room, for when crash logs on!:innocent:

There would be plenty of room here if you just went back where you came from. :sneaky2:

http://media.businessreport.com/media/img/photos/2007/06/05/sewer.cvb_t290.jpg

[Ken]

That's just your opinion, and you know what they say.
Opinions are like........yankee lawyers!:sneaky2:

Oh. So you DO have a yankee lawyer, huh, 2dumb? How much does he charge you per appearance?


2dumb Arrested. Again

Police interrogated 2dumb2kwit by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, 2dumb confessed.

[Ken]

Thank you very much. The opportunity IS to move there, and stay. The area is beautiful, the weather is nice and cool, and family will be too far away to just "drop in" for a "couple" of days.

Oh. Same reason 2dumb's family moved to Angola, huh? :innocent:

[Ken]

I paste pictures of 2dumb (face down) under my boots. It helps protect the soles.

[Ken]

Hey 2dumb, guess who missed a post here. :innocent:

[Ken]

Hey 2dumb, guess who missed a post here. :innocent:

Spoke too soon I guess......... :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey Ken, have you noticed, that when crash moves our post here, they are just put in according to the time posted?

If you try to read this thread, not only are there post that throw you off, they're not even all together, or even in little groups.....they're just kind of sprinkled in. One from this thread, one from that thread, another from this thread, one from a completly different thread.....they're all jumbled up.:blushing:

[Ken]

Hey Ken, have you noticed, that when crash moves our post here, they are just put in according to the time posted?

If you try to read this thread, not only are there post that throw you off, they're not even all together, or even in little groups.....they're just kind of sprinkled in. One from this thread, one from that thread, another from this thread, one from a completly different thread.....they're all jumbled up.:blushing:

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showpost.php?p=169653&postcount=20

[2dumb2kwit]

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showpost.php?p=169653&postcount=20

I guess I was zigging while you were zagging! LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

I guess I was zigging while you were zagging! LOL:innocent:

http://www.americarx.com/Admin/ARXPRODUCTIMAGES/DImages/Dramamine/42168.jpg

[Ken]

Look! I just modified 2dumb for Christmas!

http://i664.photobucket.com/albums/vv4/TheTravelinDad/funny%20weird/normal_donkey_clown.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Look! I just modified 2dumb for Christmas!



Did you think of that, all by yourself???

I'm so proud! Ken is finally starting to show signs of humor!:blushing:

[Ken]

Did you think of that, all by yourself???

I'm so proud! Ken is finally starting to show signs of humor!:blushing:

Yep! Now I've gotta' modify your head!

http://www.wildlifeunlimited.net/donkeymovieprop/donkey1.jpg

[Ken]

Do you all remember when Wareagle wanted to ban me? :sneaky2:

No???? Well, let me refresh your memory!

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?t=8206

I ended up getting turned into a Newt. :sneaky2: Remember????

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:hjMp5Q2S-w9YSM:http://www.marietta.edu/~biol/biomes/images/deciduous/newt_7401.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.marietta.edu/~biol/biomes/images/deciduous/newt_7401.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.marietta.edu/~biol/biomes/tempded.htm&usg=__mkbJ7oatwjHkMqLjcloV8S8iY-w=&h=381&w=500&sz=64&hl=en&start=7&tbnid=hjMp5Q2S-w9YSM:&tbnh=99&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dnewt%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG)

Well, payback's a b!tch! (And since b!tch rhymes with witch....) I paid a witch to "transform" Wareagle into THIS!

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:c0RFLgdGU0djaM:http://blog.oregonlive.com/kympokorny/large_slug.JPG (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://blog.oregonlive.com/kympokorny/large_slug.JPG&imgrefurl=http://blog.oregonlive.com/kympokorny/2007/05/calling_all_slug_stories.html&usg=__zRfDR4Np7Y-55DXLp3xrncrtkbI=&h=295&w=453&sz=63&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=c0RFLgdGU0djaM:&tbnh=83&tbnw=127&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dslug%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG)

You'll probably find him under a rock in the "Wild Edibles Database." :sneaky2:

Just let this be a lesson to you, 2dumb! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

...and Ken go tin 7 out of 9 pictures....that's pretty good! :clap:

[2dumb2kwit]

Just let this be a lesson to you, 2dumb! :sneaky2:

I've already learned, that you try to take credit for stuff, that you had nothing to do with. LOL :innocent:

[Ken]

I've already learned, that you try to take credit for stuff, that you had nothing to do with. LOL :innocent:

Yeah? :sneaky2: Gimme' one fer' instance! *LOOKING UP WITCH'S PHONE NUMBER*

[Ken]

WELL???? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Yeah? :sneaky2: Gimme' one fer' instance! *LOOKING UP WITCH'S PHONE NUMBER*


WELL???? :sneaky2:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNFsnZdn1Ho

[Ken]

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[2dumb2kwit]

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Yeah...I think I need some of that.:innocent:

[Ken]

I just got off the phone with the witch. You may be safe - for the time being - 2dumb.

She said that her spells only work on sentient beings.......... :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

She said that her spells only work on sentient beings.......... :innocent:


Heeeeyyyyy.....wait a minute.
You haven't sent me anything. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

I've already learned, that you try to take credit for stuff, that you had nothing to do with. LOL :innocent:


Yeah? :sneaky2: Gimme' one fer' instance! *LOOKING UP WITCH'S PHONE NUMBER*


WELL???? :sneaky2:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNFsnZdn1Ho


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Yeah...I think I need some of that.:innocent:

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Stumped, huh, 2dumb?

http://theblacksentinel.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/foot-in-mouth-1199.jpeg

[2dumb2kwit]

Well, you missed post #16 there sweet pea, but it wasn't that clever.

I know you're not used to being able to keep up with me, but my mind is just somewhere else, today.

Don't worry, though.......I'll be back to slapping you down, soon enough.LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

Well, you missed post #16 there sweet pea, but it wasn't that clever.

I know you're not used to being able to keep up with me, but my mind is just somewhere else, today.

Don't worry, though.......I'll be back to slapping you down, soon enough.LOL:innocent:

Here. I'll send you a pair of these.

http://www.sextonandsexton.com/waders/Orvis_Pro-guide_Waders.jpg

I always wear mine when I read your posts. And since you just got yourself in some deep sh!t, you could use a pair, too.

WELL????

[Ken]

.........but my mind is just somewhere else, today. :innocent:

I know where it is. :innocent:

http://data5.blog.de/media/481/2584481_bdc195fac4_m.jpeg

[2dumb2kwit]

WELL????

Deep subject.
I told ya, I'm just not with it today.

You keep on, and you're gonna be in for a serious butt whoopin', when I get back to being me! LOL:smash:

[2dumb2kwit]

I know where it is. :innocent:

http://data5.blog.de/media/481/2584481_bdc195fac4_m.jpeg

You're confused again......that's where you keep yours.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

You keep on, and you're gonna be in for a serious butt whoopin', when I get back to being me! LOL:smash:

You'd be better off practicing butt kissin. Just sayin. :innocent:

[Ken]

You're confused again......that's where you keep yours.:sneaky2:

Man, you ARE preoccupied. Couldn't come up with something original (for a change) huh? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Man, you ARE preoccupied.

Yeah, but un-like you, I was man enough to admit it.:innocent:


Funny thing is....you're still just barely staying ahead of me. That's pretty sad, there smart guy. Pffftt!:innocent:

[Ken]

Yeah, but un-like you, I was man enough to admit it.:innocent:


Funny thing is....you're still just barely staying ahead of me. That's pretty sad, there smart guy. Pffftt!:innocent:

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/160450/Delusion.jpg

[Ken]

Looks like somebody hijacked this thread. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Looks like somebody hijacked this thread. :sneaky2:


that's OK. There's room for it, over on the King vs. Crap thread.:innocent:

[Ken]

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/75bb291be8f650b80ca8472ce1cd2c4c/28725.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/75bb291be8f650b80ca8472ce1cd2c4c/28725.jpg

Now that's funny! Your post was blank, but when I "quoted" it, something was there.

EDIT: When I posted this, it was also blank, but I see that it's supposed to be a picture, from rate your music.....bla, blah blah, Album, images......

[Ken]

Now that's funny! Your post was blank, but when I "quoted" it, something was there.

EDIT: When I posted this, it was also blank, but I see that it's supposed to be a picture, from rate your music.....bla, blah blah, Album, images......

http://markpesce.com/true-hallucinations-small.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Heck...maybe I just need some coffee. I think I'll make a 7-11 run.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Dang...I was expecting something good. What a let down. I'm going to 7-11.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Heck...maybe I just need some coffee. I think I'll make a 7-11 run.:innocent:

Get me a medium, 2dumb. Extra-extra. Thanks. :innocent:

[Ken]

...and their lefts!:boxer::lol:

http://www.beijingolympicsfan.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/ban-olympics-blogging.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

http://www.beijingolympicsfan.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/ban-olympics-blogging.jpg

Isn't there an ambulance somewhere, that you need to be chasing?:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

05:10 PM Ken+ Creating Thread
General Chat


I'm so dang proud. He's actually "creating" something! He normally just has to buy stuff, 'cuz he's not very "creative".:innocent:

[Ken]

I'm so dang proud. He's actually "creating" something! He normally just has to buy stuff, 'cuz he's not very "creative".:innocent:

Here's the ONLY way you've ever been able to create anything, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

http://greenbabyguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/potty-training1.jpg

[Ken]

Guess you could say that 2dumb was reproducing......... :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Here's the ONLY way you've ever been able to create anything, 2dumb. :sneaky2:


OK...think about this for a minute, lawyer boy. Are you sure, you want to stick with the argument, that I'm not creative? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Guess you could say that 2dumb was reproducing......... :innocent:

Nah.....I was making yankee lawyers!


And when I got done, I wiped my Ken.:D

[Ken]

OK...think about this for a minute, lawyer boy. Are you sure, you want to stick with the argument, that I'm not creative? :sneaky2:

Hold on, 2dumb!!!! I didn't say that you aren't creative! :)

You create more http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Vg5OFSoEgg6xEM:http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/p-jokes/toilet/cat-crap-big.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/p-jokes/toilet/cat-crap-big.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.myspace.com/hydrogen21&usg=__MSJI3472KQIgJA2ZUCgu6Sit8rg=&h=450&w=637&sz=38&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=Vg5OFSoEgg6xEM:&tbnh=97&tbnw=137&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcrap%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG) than anyone I've ever known! :sneaky2:

[Ken]

OK...think about this for a minute, lawyer boy. Are you sure, you want to stick with the argument, that I'm not creative? :sneaky2:

On second thought, "yes," I'll stick with the argument, because


Nah.....I was making yankee lawyers!


And when I got done, I wiped my Ken.:D

wasn't creative. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Nah.....I was making yankee lawyers!

Uhhh, 2dumb? Seeing that they were "born" in North Carolina, wouldn't that make them Southerners by birth? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

On second thought, "yes," I'll stick with the argument, because

wasn't creative. :sneaky2:

Sometimes you don't have to be creative. Just stating that facts, does the job. Most of us know that.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Sometimes you don't have to be creative. Just stating that facts, does the job. Most of us know that.:sneaky2:

Okay! Let me go first! FACT: 2dumb is a MORON! :)

[2dumb2kwit]

Uhhh, 2dumb? Seeing that they were "born" in North Carolina, wouldn't that make them Southerners by birth? :innocent:

If kittens are born in an oven, it doesn't make them biscuits, does it? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Okay! Let me go first! FACT: 2dumb is a MORON! :)

FACT: Ken spends a lot of time, trying to convince people, that he's is smarter than said MORON.

[Ken]

If kittens are born in an oven, it doesn't make them biscuits, does it? :innocent:

No. It makes them oveners. :)

[Ken]

FACT: Ken spends a lot of time, trying to convince people, that he's is smarter than said MORON.

2dumb, you just don't know the difference between fact and fallacy, do you?

What you posted is a FALLACY! The facts are:

1. I'm just reinforcing what everyone already knows; and

2. I'm hoping that SOMEDAY SOMETHING you read will actually cause one of your two brain cells to fire off a message to the other one, possibily resulting in something resembling a thought. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

No. It makes them oveners. :)

What the.......did you bump your head?
Maybe one of these, hit you in the back of the head, at Bass Pro Shops. (Cheap short joke. LOL)

[Ken]

What the.......did you bump your head?
Maybe one of these, hit you in the back of the head, at Bass Pro Shops. (Cheap short joke. LOL)

:sneaky2:

.

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb, you just don't know the difference between fact and fallacy, do you?

What you posted is a FALLACY! The facts are:

1. I'm just reinforcing what everyone already knows; and

That yankee lawyers are not as smart as dumb southerners?

2. I'm hoping that SOMEDAY SOMETHING you read will actually cause one of your two brain cells to fire off a message to the other one, possibily resulting in something resembling a thought. :sneaky2:

If it does, I hope it don't start no dang fire!

[Ken]

If it does, I hope it don't start no dang fire!

It won't. There's nothing around them to burn! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

What the.......did you bump your head?
Maybe one of these, hit you in the back of the head, at Bass Pro Shops. (Cheap short joke. LOL)


:sneaky2:

.

Oh come on.....anyone who got a mental image of that, had to chuckle! LOL:lol:

[Ken]

Oh come on.....anyone who got a mental image of that, had to chuckle! LOL:lol:


Wouldn't it be great if we could
answer people with a kick to the crotch?



http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/kick1.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Wouldn't it be great if we could
answer people with a kick to the crotch?


...Or in your case, a headbutt! LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

...Or in your case, a headbutt! LOL:innocent:

You wanna' headbutt me in the crotch, 2dumb? :ohmy:

[2dumb2kwit]

You wanna' headbutt me in the crotch, 2dumb? :ohmy:

Very weak. It must be sad, to be so insecure, that you can't even acknowledge a good zinger. :blushing:

[Ken]

Very weak. It must be sad, to be so insecure, that you can't even acknowledge a good zinger. :blushing:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_X2PKA9oPl2k/SeQOMdSo9-I/AAAAAAAAAuI/RU8MTs8wvNs/s400/Sign-RealityCheck.jpg (http://www.helpbuythebeer.org/dls/RWD-Reality-Check-Ahead.jpg)

Sorry, 2dumb. One requirement of a "zinger" is that it has to have an element of humor to it. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Sorry, 2dumb. One requirement of a "zinger" is that it has to have an element of humor to it. :innocent:

So what you're saying is, you don't recognize humor?

Or did it just go over your head?:innocent: (snicker, snicker)

[Ken]

So what you're saying is, you don't recognize humor?

Or did it just go over your head?:innocent: (snicker, snicker)


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hGuTx-bvyk0/Sbqn_bOxFeI/AAAAAAAABy8/bJ-k_GHBtAk/s400/Hate.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Good news, Ken!
It looks like that cup of coffee, is what I needed, after all. Since I've had that cup, I'm pretty much kickin' your arse! LOL:smash:

[Ken]

Good news, Ken!
It looks like that cup of coffee, is what I needed, after all. Since I've had that cup, I'm pretty much kickin' your arse! LOL:smash:

I know where you live, 2dumb!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51M52V27yQL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

I know where you live, 2dumb!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51M52V27yQL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

Yeah, yeah...and your place is on that river!:innocent:

[Ken]

Hey, it's your poll. I'm still agonizing over which selection I should make.

You MUST choose ONE of the following: :innocent:

[ ] Ban 2dumb

[ ] Ban 2dumb

[ ] Ban 2dumb

[ ] Ban 2dumb

[Ken]

For a limited time, double that amount & you'll get a real working "ban-button."

Wait........... For only $600.00 I COULD BAN 2dumb???? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Funny thing is....I'll bet they're looking for each other! LOL:innocent:




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[2dumb2kwit]

Um, what does "remuneration" mean?

It's one of those words, that lawyers get a few hundred bucks an hour, to confuse people with.:innocent:

[Ken]

It's one of those words, that lawyers get a few hundred bucks an hour, to confuse people with.:innocent:

Save your money, 2dumb. You arrived here confused. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Just a reminder, while everybody is here......You guys are welcome to come over to the 2d2k vs. Ken thread, and bash Ken, any time you like.:smash:

[Ken]

Just a reminder, while everybody is here......You guys are welcome to come over to the 2d2k vs. Ken thread, and bash Ken, any time you like.:smash:

Crying out for help again, huh, 2dumb*? From EVERYBODY, huh? It's about time that you admitted that you can't handle me all by yourself. :sneaky2:

*you sad pathetic moron

[Ken]

Just a reminder, while everybody is here......You guys are welcome to come over to the 2d2k vs. Ken thread, and bash Ken, any time you like.:smash:

What 2dumb is really sayin' is

http://n10ahmusic.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/help-me-sized.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Crying out for help again, huh, 2dumb*? From EVERYBODY, huh? It's about time that you admitted that you can't handle me all by yourself. :sneaky2:

*you sad pathetic moron


Nah....it was actually a Tom Sawyer kind of thing. Shhhhhh!:innocent:

[Ken]

Nah....it was actually a Tom Sawyer kind of thing. Shhhhhh!:innocent:

So you think everyone here is dumber than you, huh? :sneaky2: How could you insult the members that way? :sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2:

Dumber than YOU????? That ain't possible, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

So you think everyone here is dumber than you, huh? :sneaky2: How could you insult the members that way? :sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2:

Dumber than YOU????? That ain't possible, 2dumb. :sneaky2:


Nooooo....not dumber than me. Just a lot of people here, who may enjoy putting you in your place, like I do.:innocent:

[Ken]

Just a reminder, while everybody is here......You guys are welcome to come over to the 2d2k vs. Ken thread, and bash Ken, any time you like.:smash:

You realize that you screwed up big time with this post, don't ya', 2dumb? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

What Ever, Ken!


Careful, careful.........If you yell at Ken, too much, crash will come running in, and sweep you off to another thread. LOL :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

I'm gonna shoot myself with the S&W 4" 629 .44 magnum loaded

Ken, if you want to try this....I've got a 629 Mountain gun, that you can borrow. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Careful, careful.........If you yell at Ken, too much, crash will come running in, and sweep you off to another thread. LOL :innocent:


LOL...see what I mean? LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

You realize that you screwed up big time with this post, don't ya', 2dumb? :innocent:

How's that?

[Ken]

Careful, careful.........If you yell at Ken, too much, crash will come running in, and sweep you off to another thread. LOL :innocent:

I'm just hoping he'll sweep you off to ANOTHER FORUM - like THIS one: http://www.gardenplansireland.com/forum/about386.html :sneaky2:

[Ken]

How's that?

You're cryin' for help. Like a little girl. Wuss! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

You're cryin' for help. Like a little girl. Wuss! :sneaky2:


Nah....it was actually a Tom Sawyer kind of thing. Shhhhhh!:innocent:


So you think everyone here is dumber than you, huh? :sneaky2: How could you insult the members that way? :sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2:

Dumber than YOU????? That ain't possible, 2dumb. :sneaky2:


Nooooo....not dumber than me. Just a lot of people here, who may enjoy putting you in your place, like I do.:innocent:

What's wrong with you? Is your memory shorter than your....:innocent:

[Ken]

What's wrong with you? Is your memory shorter than your....:innocent:

Actually, yes, it is, because there ain't NOTHING IN THE WORLD as long as my ...............:innocent:

[Ken]

Hmmmmmmmm. 18 minutes and STILL no response from 2dumb. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

10:39 AM Ken+ Searching Forums

Looking for a clue, there sweet pea? :innocent:

[Ken]

Looking for a clue, there sweet pea? :innocent:

I'm reading the fine print in the Rules. There's gotta' be some way to get you BANNED.

[2dumb2kwit]

I'm reading the fine print in the Rules. There's gotta' be some way to get you BANNED.

Oh, OK......Well, use a magnifying glass. Your eyes aren't as young as they used to be.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Ken, did you watch the video, on the "another trip" thread, and learn how to cook a pig?

[Ken]

Ken, did you watch the video, on the "another trip" thread, and learn how to cook a pig?

Moron. :sneaky2: The last pig roast at our old place in R.I. was in the summer of '08. One of my first projects next spring is to build a new roasting pit in the back yard.

Why do you think you have the market cornered on BBQ, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

Just a few local links for you........ :sneaky2:

http://www.wesribhouse.com/

http://www.yankeesmokehouse.com/

http://www.smokehousecafe.com/

And my distant favorites......... :innocent:

http://www.arthurbryantsbbq.com/

http://www.gatesbbq.com/

And, may I ask, when did you host your last clambake? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Moron. :sneaky2: The last pig roast at our old place in R.I. was in the summer of '08. One of my first projects next spring is to build a new roasting pit in the back yard.

Why do you think you have the market cornered on BBQ, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

Just a few local links for you........ :sneaky2:

http://www.wesribhouse.com/

http://www.yankeesmokehouse.com/

http://www.smokehousecafe.com/

And my distant favorites......... :innocent:

http://www.arthurbryantsbbq.com/

http://www.gatesbbq.com/

And, may I ask, when did you host your last clambake? :innocent:

Ya see there, bone-head. I looked at all your links, and not one of them had Eastern NC style BBQ. If you had watched the video, you would know the difference. That's why I asked if you had watched it, but once again, you missed the friggin' point!

And no...I don't do "clam bake's"....I'm not a yankee.
I have been to a ditch party, though. All the food, could be found in a ditch. Crawdad, turtle, snake.

[Ken]

Ya see there, bone-head. I looked at all your links, and not one of them had Eastern NC style BBQ. If you had watched the video, you would know the difference. That's why I asked if you had watched it, but once again, you missed the friggin' point!

Not much of a difference in the result, 2dumb. 'Cept my pig was a bit smaller. :sneaky2:


And no...I don't do "clam bake's"....I'm not a yankee.

I feel bad for you, 2dumb. We can't all be perfect. :innocent:


I have been to a ditch party, though. All the food, could be found in a ditch. Crawdad, turtle, snake.

Try one of these ditches and let me know if you like it:
:innocent:
http://nett21.gec.jp/GESAP/themes/img/Fig4_2_2-1.jpg

[Ken]

And no...I don't do "clam bake's"....I'm not a yankee.

Oh, okay! You lose!

http://szabos-seafood.com/images/clambake2_7f6k.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Maybe you could put out some pictures of Ken, and scare it away.:innocent:

[Ken]

Hmmmm. 2dumb hasn't posted in hours. Maybe he's havin' a clambake! :)

Or even better, maybe he's quit the Forums! :innocent:

[Ken]

Dammit he's back. :sneaky2:

How was your clambake, 2dumb? :)

[Ken]

OK, guys...Help me out with this. I was never in the military, so I guess I just don't understand. The way I see it, if you gotta fight, you give it all you damn-it got, to make sure that not only do you win, but you do it as quickly as possible.

In theory, that's correct. But it hasn't worked for you - against me - here - 2dumb. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Nope...no clambake.

I burned some fallen branches, in the back yard, and yes....I confess.....I cooked a couple hot dogs on the fire. LOL:blushing:

[Ken]

“Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.” -- Will Rogers

You'll do fine as SCS, 2dumb. See? :innocent:



“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" -- Will Rogers

[Ken]

Gee, I didn't think that post would get moved here. I was givin' the moron a compliment. :innocent:

[crashdive123]

I was on a roll.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Gee, I didn't think that post would get moved here. I was givin' the moron a compliment. :innocent:

Maybe it was your tone. *snicker, snicker*:lol:

[2dumb2kwit]

In theory, that's correct. But it hasn't worked for you - against me - here - 2dumb. :innocent:

This ain't no fight!
This is just for fun. That's why I toy with you, instead of just crushing you, like a bug! LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

This ain't no fight!
This is just for fun. That's why I toy with you, instead of just crushing you, like a bug! LOL:innocent:

Then how come you're giving "it all you damn-it got, to make sure that not only do you win, but you do it as quickly as possible" - not that you're succeeding, of course....... :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Then how come you're giving "it all you damn-it got, to make sure that not only do you win, but you do it as quickly as possible" - not that you're succeeding, of course....... :innocent:

OK...we'll go over this again, for the thick headed.
You do the above, in a fight.


This ain't no fight!
This is just for fun

There for....
I toy with you, instead of just crushing you, like a bug!

D-o y-o-u g-e-t i-t, n-o-w???:blushing:

[Ken]

OK...we'll go over this again, for the thick headed.
You do the above, in a fight.



There for....

D-o y-o-u g-e-t i-t, n-o-w???:blushing:

Duuuuuuuuh, (I thought I should begin my response with a word common to your vocabulary) the problem is, 2dumb, that you ain't C-A-P-A-B-L-E of dishing out more than you are now.

You, 2dumb, are a light weight - except when you crawl on a scale.

So......... D-o-Y-O-U-g-e-t i-t, n-o-w???:blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

the problem is, 2dumb, that you ain't C-A-P-A-B-L-E of dishing out more than you are now.


Am too!:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Am too!:sneaky2:

Are not!:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Well? :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Well? :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Well? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Am too!:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Am too!:sneaky2:


Are not!:sneaky2:


Well? :sneaky2:


Well? :sneaky2:


Well? :sneaky2:

Ya see, everybody????
He's like a wind up toy! LOL:yes:

[Ken]

Ya see, everybody????
He's like a wind up toy! LOL:yes:


Am too!:sneaky2:

But you responded, didn't you, 2dumb. Soooooooooo predictable. Just like the family dog.........

Now, play dead, 2dumb. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Am too!:sneaky2:


Are not!:sneaky2:


Well? :sneaky2:


Well? :sneaky2:


Well? :sneaky2:

Hmmmm.....looks like you're working about 4 times as hard as I am.:innocent:
(You'd better hope, I'm giving my all, 'cuz if I stepped it up any, you'd be really, really, tired! LOL)

[2dumb2kwit]

FEDERAL EXPRESS? :innocent:

Ken, when they told you that using bigger words, would make you look smarter, they didn't mean..................oh, nevermind!:innocent:

[Ken]

I'm sorry, what did you say, 2dumb? :innocent:

[Ken]

Am too!:sneaky2:

Are not! :sneaky2:

[Rick]

Here goes the ping pong game again.

[2dumb2kwit]

Are not! :sneaky2:

Am too!

And please tell me, that you haven't been sitting there, for 10 hours, waiting for me to respond. That would be really, really sad.:blushing:

[Ken]

Are not! :sneaky2:

Got 6 hours sleep - woke up around 6:45

[2dumb2kwit]

I may have asked this before, but I can't remember.

If one of us posted here, without insulting the other, do you think crash would move the post to another thread?:innocent:

[Ken]

I may have asked this before, but I can't remember.

If one of us posted here, without insulting the other, do you think crash would move the post to another thread?:innocent:

Why 2dumb, that's an excellent question! You must have your thinking cap on today, huh? I'm SOOOOOOO proud of you! :clap:

Well, we should know soon - about THIS post, anyway......... :innocent:

[Ken]

I may have asked this before, but I can't remember.

If one of us posted here, without insulting the other, do you think crash would move the post to another thread?:innocent:

(Now for the appropriate response.)

2dumb, you Blithering Idiot! What a stupid question! Crash created this thread to stop you from messing up all the other ones like you've tried to do since you joined the Forums.

None of this effort would be necessary if you were just BANNED!!!! :sneaky2:

[pocomoonskyeyes]

I may have asked this before, but I can't remember.

If one of us posted here, without insulting the other, do you think crash would move the post to another thread?:innocent:

Probably If you said something that REALLY pertained to another thread. Nah he would think that you SHOULD know by now where it should go any way. So If you didn't post it there, he would just leave it here in the Ken vs. 2D2K thread.

[oly]

More like make it a sticky 2D.

[2dumb2kwit]

I don't guess crash would put one of my post in another thread, 'cuz he knows that no matter what I post, it will be followed by Ken, posting something like this.:sneaky2:


(Now for the appropriate response.)

2dumb, you Blithering Idiot! What a stupid question! Crash created this thread to stop you from messing up all the other ones like you've tried to do since you joined the Forums.

None of this effort would be necessary if you were just BANNED!!!! :sneaky2:

[Ken]

I don't guess crash would put one of my post in another thread, 'cuz he knows that no matter what I post, it will be followed by Ken, posting something like this.:sneaky2:

WRONG, FOOL! :sneaky2: In fact, your question was FOLLOWED by this post: http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showpost.php?p=170301&postcount=986

Get it straight, will ya'? And stop trying to deceive the members here. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

(Does anyone know how to say "y'all" in Italian?) LOL

Yep. It's "y'all." See? http://www.microsofttranslator.com/Default.aspx

[2dumb2kwit]

WRONG, FOOL! :sneaky2: In fact, your question was FOLLOWED by this post: http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showpost.php?p=170301&postcount=986

Get it straight, will ya'? And stop trying to deceive the members here. :sneaky2:

Yep.....and that was followed by...http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showpost.php?p=170302&postcount=987

[Ken]

Sorry I wasn't thinking.:blushing:

Just say you were having a "2dumb moment." :innocent:

[Ken]

Yep.....and that was followed by...http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showpost.php?p=170302&postcount=987


So you're looking for sympathy, right? :innocent: You'll find it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sympathy

Don't try to howl with the wolves when you pee with the puppies, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Yep. It's "y'all." See? http://www.microsofttranslator.com/Default.aspx

...But if "you all" is "tutti voi", wouldn't "y'all" be "t'oi"??? LOL:blushing:

[Ken]

...But if "you all" is "tutti voi", wouldn't "y'all" be "t'oi"??? LOL:blushing:

Siete un Moron, 2dumb! :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

So you're looking for sympathy, right? :innocent: You'll find it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sympathy

Don't try to howl with the wolves when you pee with the puppies, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

You're just mad, 'cuz I keep peeing on you. LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

11:15 AM crashdive123 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/member.php?u=939)+ Moderating

Gee, I wonder what Crash is doing........... :innocent:

[Ken]

...But if "you all" is "tutti voi", wouldn't "y'all" be "t'oi"??? LOL:blushing:

*snicker, snicker* Even this post got moved. *chuckle*