The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

[Ken]

You're just mad, 'cuz I keep peeing on you. LOL:innocent:

DON'T make me resort to my favorite smiley, 2dumb! :sneaky2:

[Ken]

OVER 1,000
POSTS ON THIS THREAD!!!


:clap::clap::clap:

[2dumb2kwit]

*snicker, snicker* Even this post got moved. *chuckle*

Yeah, I guess this is the only thread that I'm allowed to post in.:sneaky2:

[crashdive123]

So much easier to move em as a group. Takes two seconds instead of three.

[Ken]

Marsus I must apologize for Ken and 2Dumb2Kwit, They have a LONG history of insulting each other where ever they meet in the Forum. Don't worry One of the Mods (moderators) will move their irrelevant posts before long.

2dumb, is this Poco guy bashing US? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb, is this Poco guy bashing US? :sneaky2:

It sounded down right insulting, to me.

I'd tell him something, if I were allowed to post in other threads!:innocent:

[Ken]

It sounded down right insulting, to me.

I'd tell him something, if I were allowed to post in other threads!:innocent:

Should we tell Equus about the 72 hawks he has stashed that she doesn't know about? :innocent:

[Ken]

It sounded down right insulting, to me.

I'd tell him something, if I were allowed to post in other threads!:innocent:


I mean, Should we tell Equus about the 72 hawks he has stashed that she doesn't know about? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

...and how much time did you waste, putting that post together?
...and how much time have we wasted, (thanks to you) reading this post?:innocent:

[Ken]

...and how much time did you waste, putting that post together?
...and how much time have we wasted, (thanks to you) reading this post?:innocent:

*waiting patiently for*

2dumb2kwit http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/images/statusicon/user_offline.gif Banned http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/member.php?u=3276

[Ken]

Yep. He was starting to get concerned about where he could post.

How about here? :innocent:

http://www.epa.gov/owow/watershed/outreach/outrpix/wshedacts/trash.gif

[2dumb2kwit]

*waiting patiently for*

2dumb2kwit http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/images/statusicon/user_offline.gif Banned http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/member.php?u=3276

...and how has that worked out for you, so far?:innocent:

[Ken]

...and how has that worked out for you, so far?:innocent:
http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/print/2009/6/patience_is_our_virtue.jpg

[Ken]

(Does anyone know how to say "y'all" in Italian?) LOL

Yep! Divieto di 2dumb! :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

*waiting patiently for*

2dumb2kwit http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/images/statusicon/user_offline.gif Banned http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/member.php?u=3276

HaHaHa....Hey Ken.....how does it feel, to get kicked out of your own thread??? LOL:smash:

[Ken]

HaHaHa....Hey Ken.....how does it feel, to get kicked out of your own thread??? LOL:smash:

Probably not as bad as when night time comes and you get kicked out of your own bed!!! LOL:smash:

[2dumb2kwit]

OVER 1,000
POSTS ON THIS THREAD!!!


:clap::clap::clap:

Does this mean that we're famous???
......or infamous????:innocent:

[Ken]

You could be positive, and post...

6 new members, in one day!

Got new batteries for your calculator, huh, 2dumb? :innocent:

[Ken]

Does this mean that we're famous???
......or infamous????:innocent:

I wonder if we can make this thread a "pay-per-view." :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Probably not as bad as when night time comes and you get kicked out of your own bed!!! LOL:smash:

In all of my 45 years, it's never happened.:tt2:

[Ken]

In all of my 45 years, it's never happened.:tt2:

You CAD! You make THE LADY sleep on the couch? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

You CAD! You make THE LADY sleep on the couch? :sneaky2:

Well....call it what you want. I've always been the King, of my castle.:innocent:
(Do you even know what that's like?)

[Ken]

Well....call it what you want. I've always been the King, of my castle.:innocent:

Nice place you have there, 2dumb. :innocent:

http://winewriter.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/rachel-hunters-dog-house.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

I didn't say, that "my castle" wasn't in the back yard. LOL:blushing:

[Ken]

I didn't say, that "my castle" wasn't in the back yard. LOL:blushing:

I knew you were a wimp! :sneaky2: THAT'S SAD, 2dumb, just sad.

Now I gotta' log-off and get going because I'm supposed to meet my Sweetie at 1:00, and she'll kick the sh!t out of me if I'm late again. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

I knew you were a wimp! :sneaky2: THAT'S SAD, 2dumb, just sad.

Now I gotta' log-off and get going because I'm supposed to meet my Sweetie at 1:00, and she'll kick the sh!t out of me if I'm late again. :innocent:

Pfft! I was just kidding, trying to keep you from feeling so bad.
I thought you were going to pick up your sweetie. What are you doing back on here? Did she tell you to get lost?

(I'm giving you the benifit of the doubt, saying "she".)

[Ken]

Pfft! I was just kidding, trying to keep you from feeling so bad.
I thought you were going to pick up your sweetie. What are you doing back on here? Did she tell you to get lost?

(I'm giving you the benifit of the doubt, saying "she".)

Putz! I DID meet her - I handed her the checkbook and came back home. I'm feelin' real crappy (as you know, 2dumb) and I'm about to cough all over some one dollar bills before I mail them to you. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

“Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.”
W. Edwards Deming

2dumb2kwit….It’s an Adjective, Not a Noun, Y’all!

BAN 2dumb2kwit!
Nice signature you got goin' on there, Ken.
Isn't that against some kind of forum rules?:innocent:

[Ken]

[quote=Ken;170406]

Nice signature you got goin' on there, Ken.
Isn't that against some kind of forum rules?:innocent:

Probably! :)

'sides. You're just ripped that you didn't think of it first.

[2dumb2kwit]

Putz! I DID meet her - I handed her the checkbook and came back home.

And you're calling me a putz?!?!?! AAAAhahahahaha:smash:

[Ken]

And you're calling me a putz?!?!?! AAAAhahahahaha:smash:

It'll be worth it! She's only goin' GROCERY SHOPPING! :)

[2dumb2kwit]

[quote=2dumb2kwit;170410]

Probably! :)

'sides. You're just ripped that you didn't think of it first.

Nice try.:innocent:

[Ken]

[quote=Ken;170412]

Nice try.:innocent:


This your shirt, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:raIsFjqPgPQ6zM:http://rlv.zcache.com/i_live_to_stir_the_pot_tshirt-p235758243249441515t5tr_400.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://rlv.zcache.com/i_live_to_stir_the_pot_tshirt-p235758243249441515t5tr_400.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.golfmkv.com/forums/showthread.php%3Fp%3D2002050&usg=__dyIMJEbSfLeZ9ZXyUL-JuORdr0c=&h=400&w=400&sz=22&hl=en&start=43&tbnid=raIsFjqPgPQ6zM:&tbnh=124&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dstirring%2Bthe%2Bpot%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp %3D18%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26start%3D36)

[2dumb2kwit]

Nope......is this one yours???

[Ken]

Nope......is this one yours???

No, 2dumb! THIS ONE IS!!!! :sneaky2:

http://www.tatteredstar.com/catalog/images/Tattered%20Star%20ApparelStop%20hate2wtmk.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Ya know....I didn't want to ask you, on your birthday......but aren't you now, older than you are inches tall???:whistling:

[crashdive123]

Four foot five????

[Ken]

Ya know....I didn't want to ask you, on your birthday......but aren't you now, older than you are inches tall???:whistling:

Not even close, 2dumb. And I look 10 years younger than I am! I'd send you a pic, 2dumb, except then I'd feel guilty because you would never feel adequate as a man - ever again. :innocent:

[Ken]

Ken, Why are you lobbying to have "2dumb2kwit" banned? I've only been here on the forums for a few days but he seems a likable soul.

BECAUSE OF ALL THOSE TERRIBLE THINGS HE SAID ABOUT YOU IN THE PMs HE SENT TO ME WAY BACK WHEN HE JOINED, KEVIN. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Not even close, 2dumb. And I look 10 years younger than I am! I'd send you a pic, 2dumb, except then I'd feel guilty because you would never feel adequate as a man - ever again. :innocent:

Uh huh......So you're saying that this is your shirt.:innocent:

[Ken]

No, THIS one is. (Notice the brain, 2dumb?)

http://rlv.zcache.com/i_put_the_stud_in_study_tshirt-p2359773745561057663d7v_400.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

BECAUSE OF ALL THOSE TERRIBLE THINGS HE SAID ABOUT YOU IN THE PMs HE SENT TO ME WAY BACK WHEN HE JOINED, KEVIN. :innocent:

You're such a liar, you friggin' yankee! LOL:innocent:
Tell him how bad you'd miss me, if I ever did get banned! LOL:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Ken, Why are you lobbying to have "2dumb2kwit" banned? I've only been here on the forums for a few days but he seems a likable soul.

He just can't stand being outwitted, by a dumb southerner! LOL:smash:

[Ken]

Tell him how bad you'd miss me, if I ever did get banned! LOL:sneaky2:

Okay. :innocent:

Kev? Have you ever had a pimple on your @ss cheek? A real big one? Do you remember how much you missed it when it went away?

THAT'S HOW MUCH!

[pocomoonskyeyes]

2dumb, is this Poco guy bashing US? :sneaky2:


It sounded down right insulting, to me.

I'd tell him something, if I were allowed to post in other threads!:innocent:


Should we tell Equus about the 72 hawks he has stashed that she doesn't know about? :innocent:


I mean, Should we tell Equus about the 72 hawks he has stashed that she doesn't know about? :innocent:
You guys would know if I were "Bashing you" You would need a morphine drip for that knot on your heads the size of Mount Rushmore!
Hey now there's a thought, If I could bash both your heads at the same time, maybe you would know what the other was thinking. Then we wouldn't need this thread TO WASTE SPACE with over 1000 posts!!!:smash::smash: You Narcissistic nincompoops!

[Ken]

You guys would know if I were "Bashing you" You would need a morphine drip for that knot on your heads the size of Mount Rushmore!
Hey now there's a thought, If I could bash both your heads at the same time, maybe you would know what the other was thinking. Then we wouldn't need this thread TO WASTE SPACE with over 1000 posts!!!:smash::smash: You Narcissistic nincompoops!

2dumb? You gonna' let Poco talk to you that way? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb? You gonna' let Poco talk to you that way? :innocent:

.........hold on a minute!
(As he flips through pages of the dictionary....nar......narc......narcis....)

[pocomoonskyeyes]

2dumb? You gonna' let Poco talk to you that way? :innocent:

Of course you BOTH are!! If it weren't for me, Crash and BENESSE coming here and posting, you and 2D2K would have to start your OWN FORUM just to bash each other!!!

[Ken]

Then we wouldn't need this thread TO WASTE SPACE with over 1000 posts!!!:smash::smash:

Uhhh, Poco? Crash (our Beloved Super Moderator) started this thread. Are you upset about that? :innocent:

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Uhhh, Poco? Crash (our Beloved Super Moderator) started this thread. Are you upset about that? :innocent:

No he is doing What any Brilliant SUPER Moderator would do ...short of banning BOTH of you. Put pouty children in the corner and let them have a time out!!

[Ken]

Havin' a bad day, Poco? :innocent:

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Havin' a bad day, Poco? :innocent:

Actually I'm having a good Day!! HaHa!

[2dumb2kwit]

Actually I'm having a good Day!! HaHa!

Yep...me and Ken went from two of your friends, to a couple of pouty children, making irrelevant post, that you feel that you have to apologize for.

Maybe when you have a bad day, we'll be worthy of being your friends, again.:blushing:

[Rick]

If I could bash both your heads at the same time...

Oh, man!!! LOL!!!! Why did the three stooges come to mind when I read that. ROLFL!!!!!

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Hey where did everybody Go??? Why I oughta'..... Come here you two!!!

[2dumb2kwit]

and short tipped every waitress, been thrown out of every bar. Just sayin'......

Careful......picking on Ken, gets people booted out of threads! :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Careful......picking on Ken, gets people booted out of threads! :innocent:

See!!!....and I just mentioned picking on Ken! I didn't even really do it!!!:sneaky2:LOL

[Rick]

2D - Have you ever heard of the Kenmuda Triangle?

[2dumb2kwit]

2D - Have you ever heard of the Kenmuda Triangle?

It must have something to do with a magnetic field.
Only those with a weak pole, are not affected! (Snicker, Snicker)

[Ken]

It must have something to do with a magnetic field.
Only those with a weak pole, are not affected! (Snicker, Snicker)

That's right, 2dumb! All my posts get moved here! Now yours and Ricks........ :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Estimates are that the infamous "Big Dig" project in Boston will ultimately cost around $14 Billion.

The project was intended to alleviate traffic jams in and out of Boston.

I'm pleased to report that this project was as successful as all other government projects. I was 12 miles north of Boston today. I left court at 3:45. At 6:15, I was 8 miles south of Boston.

20 miles in 2½ hours. Your tax dollars at work! :sneaky2:

Well.....it ain't perfect. We spent all that money, to keep you idiots IN boston!:smash:

[Ken]

Well.....it ain't perfect. We spent all that money, to keep you idiots IN boston!:smash:

Should I report this post? You narcissist! :sneaky2:

[Ken]

How the hell did THAT happen? I posted in another thread and it appeared here! It didn't even LAND in the other thread!

Crash, not only did you move my post here, you moved ME here! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Should I report this post? You narcissist! :sneaky2:

Are you kidding??? I'm surprised you got to read it, before it got moved! LOL

BTW, I just noticed your signature. Does this mean that you don't love me, anymore???:blushing:

[crashdive123]

How the hell did THAT happen? I posted in another thread and it appeared here! It didn't even LAND in the other thread!

Crash, not only did you move my post here, you moved ME here! :sneaky2:

Mua ha ha ha ha!

[Ken]

Are you kidding??? I'm surprised you got to read it, before it got moved! LOL

BTW, I just noticed your signature. Does this mean that you don't love me, anymore???:blushing:

:sneaky2: You're despicable.

[Ken]

Mua ha ha ha ha!

You, too! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

:sneaky2: You're despicable.

I'm sorry.......I didn't mean to break your heart.:innocent: LOL

[Ken]

I'm sorry.......I didn't mean to break your heart.:innocent: LOL

You ain't breakin' my heart. Your breaking something that hangs a lot lower, and you KNOW IT! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

I saw where you posted this, in another thread.


(Signed)
The REAL KSM.

You mean your "short $hit", is actually your middle name?:smash: Aaaahahahaha!

[Ken]

I saw where you posted this, in another thread.



You mean your "short $hit", is actually your middle name?:smash: Aaaahahahaha!

The "S" stand for "Spectacular." Now drop it, 2dumb! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

The "S" stand for "Spectacular." Now drop it, 2dumb! :sneaky2:

Whatever you say......"S"weet Pea.:innocent:

[Ken]

Whatever you say......"S"weet Pea.:innocent:

Shouldn't you be eating dinner again, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Shouldn't you be eating dinner again, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

"Shirley"......you jest!:innocent:

[Ken]

"Shirley"......you jest!:innocent:

DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY!

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[2dumb2kwit]

Ken "Susan" Litagates!! :smash:
Sues and Litagates....I crack myself up! LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

Oh crap! What did I do, this time?:blushing:


09:24 PM crashdive123+ Moderator Control Panel

[Ken]

...and welcom!

Welcome DeadPhan.

He can Ban you, 2dumb. You know that, don't you? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

He can Ban you, 2dumb. You know that, don't you? :sneaky2:

Can he just click on "ban", or does he have to actually spell it? :innocent:

[Ken]

can He Just Click On "ban", Or Does He Have To Actually Spell It? :innocent:

Ban. B -a -n -g Ban.

[Ken]

Hey 2dumb, it's sure taking Crash a long time to move our irrelevant posts, ain't it? :innocent:

[Ken]

é Ahhhhhhh. Home again. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

é Ahhhhhhh. Home again. :innocent:

Ken....Can you believe it? I posted in another thread, and my post is still there!!!:airhorn::taz::banana::scooter::lol::band: :eek::wavey::punk::thumbup:

[Ken]

Ken....Can you believe it? I posted in another thread, and my post is still there!!!:airhorn::taz::banana::scooter::lol::band: :eek::wavey::punk::thumbup:


Using your own screenname???? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Using your own screenname???? :innocent:

Yeah! Now, watch Rick come along and move it.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Yeah! Now, watch Rick come along and move it.:sneaky2:


Well........... is it relevant? :innocent:

[Rick]

Moving posts requires work and that's just not me. (yawn).

[2dumb2kwit]

Well........... is it relevant? :innocent:
Hmmmmmmm....


...I guess that depends on your definition.:innocent:

[Ken]

Rick....you'd better hold on, to something. I think I have found the holy grail, of snacks!

Now don't you all be pickin' on 2dumb for posting this. He's still kinda new here. A senior-newbie, so to speak. He doesn't know that pic's been posted here ad nauseum. (That's Latin, 2dumb.) :)

Besides, it's his day today. Turkey Day. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Now don't you all be pickin' on 2dumb for posting this. He's still kinda new here. A senior-newbie, so to speak. He doesn't know that pic's been posted here ad nauseum. (That's Latin, 2dumb.) :)

Besides, it's his day today. Turkey Day. :innocent:

No matter how many times the holy grail has been seen, in the past.....finding it today, would be a big deal.

Shouldn't you be somewhere, stuffing something, about now?:innocent:

[Ken]

No matter how many times the holy grail has been seen, in the past.....finding it today, would be a big deal.

Shouldn't you be somewhere, stuffing something, about now?:innocent:

Yep! I just bought a new Rambo Knife. Now bend over just a bit more, 2dumb! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Now don't you all be pickin' on 2dumb for posting this. He's still kinda new here. A senior-newbie, so to speak. He doesn't know that pic's been posted here ad nauseum. (That's Latin, 2dumb.) :)

Besides, it's his day today. Turkey Day. :innocent:


Yep! I just bought a new Rambo Knife. Now bend over just a bit more, 2dumb! :sneaky2:

Slepenpolicists galvu! (That's Latvian, Ken):sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Happy Thanksgiving, Ya'll!

Ken said "y'all"! He put the ' in the wrong place, but he said it! I told y'all I was rubbing off on him!

(Ya'll....maybe that's how you pronounce "y'all", with a yankee accent.):innocent:

[Ken]

Ken said "y'all"! He put the ' in the wrong place, but he said it! I told y'all I was rubbing off on him!

(Ya'll....maybe that's how you pronounce "y'all", with a yankee accent.):innocent:

It was the Latin version, 2dumb! :sneaky2:

[Ken]

And notice I corrected my little typo BEFORE you posted?

Thanks anyway, "2dumb-spell-check-2kwit." :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

It was the Latin version, 2dumb! :sneaky2:

A latin phrase comes to mind, every time I see that you are logged on.

Illegitimi non carborundum.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

A latin phrase comes to mind, every time I see that you are logged on.

Illegitimi non carborundum.:sneaky2:

I don't, but thanks for your concern, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

You can confess.....did you translate "slepenpolicists galvu"? LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

Dropping a duce I'll be right back... lol... lol... lol... lol... lol...
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Beo, you should'a used that new toilet paper that just hit the market....... :innocent:


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[Ken]

You can confess.....did you translate "slepenpolicists galvu"? LOL:innocent:

Not yet. I had to let the dogs in. :blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

Beo, you should'a used that new toilet paper that just hit the market....... :innocent:


Yeah....don't forget, Ken......that's you, on the left.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Yeah....don't forget, Ken......that's you, on the left.:sneaky2:

Yep. I invented it! :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Yep. I invented it! :innocent:

Being an ***, or using papar on a roll, to wipe one?

[Ken]

Being an ***, or using papar on a roll, to wipe one?


Using papAr on a roll to wipe you, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Using papAr on a roll to wipe you, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

Papar sounds fancier, than paper.
It's kinda like "grey poupon", sounds fancier than "grey poop-on".:innocent:
(Yeah, that's the story I'm going with!) LOL :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Lithium polymer or Lithium ion lose the least.

That makes sense......Ken loses less friends, when he takes his lithium.:innocent:


Lithium is used to treat the manic episodes of manic depression. Manic symptoms include hyperactivity, rushed speech, poor judgment, reduced need for sleep, aggression, and anger. It also helps to prevent or lessen the intensity of manic episodes.

[Ken]

I think I'm ready for a turkey sammich!:innocent:

2dumb, you, and I mean YOU, are what you eat. :innocent:

Now watch me get kicked off my own thread.......... :sneaky2:

[Ken]

I knew it. And Crash wasn't even logged-in when I started posting that........ :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Ken,

That sounds like a great size. I have a need for a shorter package that I can easily pack into one of my motorcycle saddlebags.


May I say, that you asked your question wisely.
Any questions, about having a short package, should definitly be directed towards Ken. :innocent:

[Ken]

May I say, that you asked your question wisely.
Any questions, about having a short package, should definitly be directed towards Ken. :innocent:

Yeah, but the tent's poles stick out of the stuff sack a bit, too.......... :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

I knew it. And Crash wasn't even logged-in when I started posting that........ :innocent:


May I say, that you asked your question wisely.
Any questions, about having a short package, should definitly be directed towards Ken. :innocent:

I saw him log on, so I figured I'd give him something to do.:innocent:
(I had forgotten about the "lithium" post.):innocent:

[Ken]

(I had forgotten about the "lithium" post.):innocent:

Well, they say that lithium makes you forgetful......... :)

[2dumb2kwit]

Well, they say that lithium makes you forgetful......... :)
..........Who does?

[2dumb2kwit]

Dang....Ken just disappeared! I bet his mom is still there. I can see it now.....her dragging him by one ear, saying "I told you to leave that computer off, and visit with your family! Now get in there!", while he whimpers..."Awwwwww mom.":blushing:

[Ken]

Dang....Ken just disappeared! I bet his mom is still there. I can see it now.....her dragging him by one ear, saying "I told you to leave that computer off, and visit with your family! Now get in there!", while he whimpers..."Awwwwww mom.":blushing:

Well, Mom saw that YOU were logged-in, and she started telling me that no good would ever come from me hanging with the likes of you, and she said you're

http://www.classicrockmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/badcompany.jpg

so I just logged off for a while. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

You should listen to your mother. Arguing with me, like you do, just makes you look like an idiot! :innocent:

[Ken]

You should listen to your mother. Arguing with me, like you do, just makes you look like an idiot! :innocent:

Pfffftttt! :lol::stupid:

[2dumb2kwit]

Great list, Ken.


Obsessive–compulsive disorder
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Obsessive–compulsive disorder (OCD) is a mental disorder characterized by intrusive thoughts that produce anxiety, by repetitive behaviors aimed at reducing anxiety, or by combinations of such thoughts (obsessions) and behaviors (compulsions). The symptoms of this anxiety disorder range from repetitive hand-washing and extensive hoarding to preoccupation with sexual, religious, or aggressive impulses. These symptoms can be alienating and time-consuming, and often cause severe emotional and economic loss. Although the acts of those who have OCD may appear paranoid and come across to others as psychotic, OCD sufferers often recognize their thoughts and subsequent actions as irrational, and they may become further distressed by this realization.

Just sayin'!:innocent:

[Ken]

The 2dumb Moron Test

http://www.superlaugh.com/1/moron.gif

2dumb, I've put together a simple list of questions for you to answer to confirm that you are a moron. Please answer them all honestly.

To begin just click on the button that is the best answer underneath each question.

You have 4 hours to complete this test. READY?... or should I give you time to reread that?

Okay..... GO! (Good Luck!)

First things first, are you HAPPY that you're a moron?

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:-0aV0ZjpQA63cM:http://chrisglass.com/photos/2007/wallpapers/images/buttons-mixed.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://chrisglass.com/photos/2007/wallpapers/images/buttons-mixed.jpg&imgrefurl=http://viciousone.tumblr.com/page/1&usg=__VseYktHmE_ZP0Z-ajHC0pa7xdw0=&h=480&w=320&sz=242&hl=en&start=20&tbnid=-0aV0ZjpQA63cM:&tbnh=129&tbnw=86&prev=/images%3Fq%3Di%2Bdon%2527t%2Bknow%2Bbutton%26gbv%3 D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG)


Is your Mom happy that you are a moron?

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:-0aV0ZjpQA63cM:http://chrisglass.com/photos/2007/wallpapers/images/buttons-mixed.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://chrisglass.com/photos/2007/wallpapers/images/buttons-mixed.jpg&imgrefurl=http://viciousone.tumblr.com/page/1&usg=__VseYktHmE_ZP0Z-ajHC0pa7xdw0=&h=480&w=320&sz=242&hl=en&start=20&tbnid=-0aV0ZjpQA63cM:&tbnh=129&tbnw=86&prev=/images%3Fq%3Di%2Bdon%2527t%2Bknow%2Bbutton%26gbv%3 D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG)


Is being a Moron a genetic trait in your family?

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:-0aV0ZjpQA63cM:http://chrisglass.com/photos/2007/wallpapers/images/buttons-mixed.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://chrisglass.com/photos/2007/wallpapers/images/buttons-mixed.jpg&imgrefurl=http://viciousone.tumblr.com/page/1&usg=__VseYktHmE_ZP0Z-ajHC0pa7xdw0=&h=480&w=320&sz=242&hl=en&start=20&tbnid=-0aV0ZjpQA63cM:&tbnh=129&tbnw=86&prev=/images%3Fq%3Di%2Bdon%2527t%2Bknow%2Bbutton%26gbv%3 D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG)


Is "2dumb2kwit" a noun or an adjective?

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:-0aV0ZjpQA63cM:http://chrisglass.com/photos/2007/wallpapers/images/buttons-mixed.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://chrisglass.com/photos/2007/wallpapers/images/buttons-mixed.jpg&imgrefurl=http://viciousone.tumblr.com/page/1&usg=__VseYktHmE_ZP0Z-ajHC0pa7xdw0=&h=480&w=320&sz=242&hl=en&start=20&tbnid=-0aV0ZjpQA63cM:&tbnh=129&tbnw=86&prev=/images%3Fq%3Di%2Bdon%2527t%2Bknow%2Bbutton%26gbv%3 D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG)


If I were to name a city after you what would it be?

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:-0aV0ZjpQA63cM:http://chrisglass.com/photos/2007/wallpapers/images/buttons-mixed.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://chrisglass.com/photos/2007/wallpapers/images/buttons-mixed.jpg&imgrefurl=http://viciousone.tumblr.com/page/1&usg=__VseYktHmE_ZP0Z-ajHC0pa7xdw0=&h=480&w=320&sz=242&hl=en&start=20&tbnid=-0aV0ZjpQA63cM:&tbnh=129&tbnw=86&prev=/images%3Fq%3Di%2Bdon%2527t%2Bknow%2Bbutton%26gbv%3 D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG)


Are you okay with the fact that everyone here KNOWS you're a Moron?

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:-0aV0ZjpQA63cM:http://chrisglass.com/photos/2007/wallpapers/images/buttons-mixed.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://chrisglass.com/photos/2007/wallpapers/images/buttons-mixed.jpg&imgrefurl=http://viciousone.tumblr.com/page/1&usg=__VseYktHmE_ZP0Z-ajHC0pa7xdw0=&h=480&w=320&sz=242&hl=en&start=20&tbnid=-0aV0ZjpQA63cM:&tbnh=129&tbnw=86&prev=/images%3Fq%3Di%2Bdon%2527t%2Bknow%2Bbutton%26gbv%3 D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG)

2dumb. when you've completed the test, submit your answers to me with a certified check for $100.00 and your scores will be posted within 10 days. Remember, there's a four hour time limit. :innocent:

[Ken]

Recently observed taped to 2dumb's front door........

http://www.webchutney.org/images/low-iq-zone.jpg

[Ken]

My say is never give up,and if you are going to "check out" go down swinging and make the bast**ds who take you down pay for it.

How about the ones that simply annoy you? :innocent:

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/image.php?u=3276&dateline=1251850495 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/member.php?u=3276)

[Ken]

Hmmmmmm....let's see.

Maybe the people, that you are calling simpletons!

I call YOU a simpleton (idiot, moron, dolt, etc. - take your pick) all the time. It doesn't seem to bother you.......... :innocent:

[Ken]

Hmmmmmm....let's see.

Maybe the people, that you are calling simpletons!

Reading the earlier posts, it seems that you, 2dumb, called the people who prepare your favorite foods simpletons yourself, :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Dang....three post booted........aaaaaaahahahahahah!:tt2:

[Ken]

Dang....three post booted........aaaaaaahahahahahah!:tt2:


Hey 2dumb!

http://adamhumphrey.net/images/portfolio/shove_it.gif

[2dumb2kwit]

Was that your "one thing", today?:innocent:

[Ken]

Was that your "one thing", today?:innocent:

Nope. I also did "dog patrol" in the yard this morning. For a minute there, I thought you were sleeping in my backyard. :sneaky2:

[Pal334]

Was that your "one thing", today?:innocent:

Now that is a penguin I could drink beer with :)

[2dumb2kwit]

Nope. I also did "dog patrol" in the yard this morning. For a minute there, I thought you were sleeping in my backyard. :sneaky2:

Why.....did one of the piles outsmart you???:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Why.....did one of the piles outsmart you???:sneaky2:

That was your best comeback ever, 2dumb! I'll give it a 2 out of 10! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Now that is a penguin I could drink beer with :)

I do feel kinda bad, insulting that penguin.


You know...comparing Ken, to it.:innocent:

[Ken]

I do feel kinda bad, insulting that penguin.


You know...comparing Ken, to it.:innocent:

And the problem is...........WHAT???? We both look damn good in a tux! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

And the problem is...........WHAT???? We both look damn good in a tux! :sneaky2:

'cuz you're the same height???

....or build????:innocent:

[Ken]

'cuz you're the same height???

....or build????:innocent:

C'mere, 2dumb. I got something for ya'.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4oai2QUlbUE/Ru7zzzjZnzI/AAAAAAAAA7c/NavBLvBGg2g/s400/a_kick_in_the_nuts.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

We could ask Ken, how he carries his.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

We could ask Ken, how he carries his.:innocent:

yeah...well.....I had to try it! LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

We could ask Ken, how he carries his.:innocent:

See that, Smart-@ss? You didn't quote ANYTHING so nobody looking back will know where you originally posted your snide remark that got bumped here instead of getting you BANNED like you deserve to be! BANNED!!! :sneaky2:

[Ken]

http://mrsmogul.blogspot.com/2007/06/i-should-have-had-v8.html

Crash? :ban:

[Ken]

I am now.

http://www.smileyshut.com/smileys/new/emot92.gif (http://www.smileyshut.com/Smileys/Smiley-Huts-Free-Large-JvP-Smileys.html)

Okay. You're bustin' 'em. It's really okay. :sneaky2: I'm a big boy. I'm not gonna' start crying and throwing tantrums LIKE SOMEONE WE KNOW does if one of my posts doesn't get moved.

In fact, I'm not even gonna' mention it again. Until the Q.C. Department annual review takes place. Later this month. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey, Ken. I don't think you ever told us how that date ended.:innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUtwNtE1NBA

[2dumb2kwit]

Yes. *Sniff* That will help me feel loved. :banana::banana::banana:

Ohhhh stop whining!!!!:sneaky2:
Do I need to come up there, and protect you?:smash:

[Ken]

Ohhhh stop whining!!!!:sneaky2:
Do I need to come up there, and protect you?:smash:

No! But you can send food. Can you spell "BBQ?" :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

No! But you can send food. Can you spell "BBQ?" :innocent:

Barbie-que. (Snicker, Snicker)

[2dumb2kwit]

Ohhhh stop whining!!!!:sneaky2:
Do I need to come up there, and protect you?:smash:


No! But you can send food. Can you spell "BBQ?" :innocent:


Barbie-que. (Snicker, Snicker)

Dang.....I was offering to help, and got booted!
Ken....it looks like crash wants you to face this one alone.:blushing:

[Ken]

Barbie-que. (Snicker, Snicker)

Numb Nuts! That is called "steaming." That's not BBQ! :sneaky2:

I'm beginning to think that you're NOT really from North Carolina. I'm leaning toward you being from Peru.

[2dumb2kwit]

Numb Nuts! That is called "steaming." That's not BBQ! :sneaky2:

I'm beginning to think that you're NOT really from North Carolina. I'm leaning toward you being from Peru.

Guatemala.:blushing:

[crashdive123]

Guatemala.:blushing:

Outsourcing????

[2dumb2kwit]

Outsourcing????


I'm trying to get Ken to go there. LOL
For a long, long vacation!:innocent:

[Ken]

Probably NOT Chili, 'cause I doubt he knows anything about THAT either. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Probably NOT Chili, 'cause I doubt he knows anything about THAT either. :sneaky2:

The people, or the stew?:innocent:

[Ken]

The people, or the stew?:innocent:

Another statement proving you're a MORON! :sneaky2: Chili IS NOT STEW, 2dumb! It's .........CHILI! A food classification of it's own. A gift from The Divine.......... :innocent:

[Ken]

Now that right there is funny I don't care who you are!!

http://www.thebeanbagstore.com/furniture/Cody%20Fort%20Bunk%20Beds.jpg

That's 2dumb's room. See? That's his picture hanging right there on the wall. :)

[2dumb2kwit]

See? That's his picture hanging right there on the wall. :)

Ken, you've gotta stop. You having a picture of me, on your bedroom wall is just creepy! :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Ken, you've gotta stop. You having a picture of me, on your bedroom wall is just creepy! :sneaky2:

Quote my entire post, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

That's 2dumb. See? That's his picture hanging right there on the wall. :)


???????????????????:innocent:

[Ken]

???????????????????:innocent:

ALL of it! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Dang.....kicked out of your own thread, again! LOL:smash:

[Ken]

Dang.....kicked out of your own thread, again! LOL:smash:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGQjz_f4FV4&videos=aaAUBU2e3HE&playnext_from=TL&playnext=1

[2dumb2kwit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGQjz_f4FV4&videos=aaAUBU2e3HE&playnext_from=TL&playnext=1

Ummmm....is that directed at me, or crash?:innocent: LOL

[Ken]

Ummmm....is that directed at me, or crash?:innocent: LOL

YOU, 2dumb. It's directed at you! :sneaky2:

http://www.dreamstime.com/gun-sight-thumb8238024.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

YOU, 2dumb. It's directed at you! :sneaky2:


Why are you yellin', at me? I'm not the one that kicked you out of your own thread. Why don't you grow a pair, and yell at the one who did??? Hmmmm???:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Why are you yellin', at me? I'm not the one that kicked you out of your own thread. Why don't you grow a pair, and yell at the one who did??? Hmmmm???:sneaky2:

http://www.extremetheology.com/images/2008/07/07/purpose_4.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

http://www.extremetheology.com/images/2008/07/07/purpose_4.jpg

Warn others about what? That you'll huff and puff and not do anything? LOL:smash:

[Ken]

Warn others about what? That you'll huff and puff and not do anything? LOL:smash:

About getting hit in the head too often, 2dumb. Now go finish your resume.

http://www.hooksk9training.com/images/snoopy.jpg

[Ken]

2dumb? Your skull feels like this room, doesn't it? :innocent:

http://sissyjupe.com/Images/web-room.gif

[Ken]

Gee. This thread has had over 10,000 views. 2dumb and I were wonderin' why it ain't a "Sticky" by now........... :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Gee. This thread has had over 10,000 views. 2dumb and I were wonderin' why it ain't a "Sticky" by now........... :innocent:

Now how would I be wondering that, if my skull is like that picture???:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Now how would I be wondering that, if my skull is like that picture???:sneaky2:

If'n you look reeeeeeeeeeeeal close, you'll see a speck of dust in the far right corner. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

If'n you look reeeeeeeeeeeeal close, you'll see a speck of dust in the far right corner. :innocent:

Oh............I thought that was on my monitor.:blushing:

[Ken]

Oh............I thought that was on my monitor.:blushing:

No. That would be coffee. :innocent:

[Boker]

No. That would be coffee. :innocent:



Mr Ken,

I have yet lowered myself to the standard of posting in the middle of you twos heated exchange, with the hope that I can borrow some of your attention away for a bit.

So, when you get a chance, please check your PMs.


Thanks,


Boker aka Bob.




This ends the emergency interruption of the Kvs2D thread.


Carry on.

[Rick]

This was a test. This was only a test. If this had been an actual emergency you would have been instructed to post in another thread. We now return you to their silly mayhem.

[Ken]

Western Illinois is looking at 1/2 an inch.

So is 2dumb. :innocent:

[Ken]

I kill things.

You ever do any work in Northeast North Carolina? :innocent:

[Stargazer]

So is 2dumb. :innocent:

hahahah,hehehehehehe.

[2dumb2kwit]

:sneaky2: http://www.wallawallahiney.com/abouthiney.htm

Didn't mean to mess with you there, Sweet Pea......I thought it was obvious, that that was a gag...bit....joke.....humorus un-true story.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Deep Thoughts

When I first saw this thread I KNEW it wasn't about 2dumb. :innocent:

[Ken]

Deep Thoughts

When I first saw this thread I KNEW it wasn't about 2dumb. :innocent:

I didn't post this here. It was in that other thread, the one that wasn't about 2dumb. :innocent:

[Ken]

If vegetarians eat only vegetables....what do humanitarians eat? :innocent:

Vegetarians? :innocent:

[Ken]

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?p=173398#post173398)
If vegetarians eat only vegetables....what do humanitarians eat? :innocent:


Vegetarians? :innocent:

Why was THAT moved???? :confused1:

[crashdive123]

Moving posts from you two has become almost like having turrets - it sometimes happens and I have no control over it.

[2dumb2kwit]

[/I]
Why was THAT moved???? :confused1:


Maybe it was your tone.




Aaaaaahahahahaha!:innocent:

[Ken]

*semi-private message* :innocent:


2dumb? That blonde? She'll always remember you at cocktail parties!

http://www.diamondorganics.com/images/uploads/2765_1213_large.png

[2dumb2kwit]

*semi-private message* :innocent:


2dumb? That blonde? She'll always remember you at cocktail parties!




And when she goes to Washington, D.C. :innocent:

[Ken]

And when she goes to Washington, D.C. :innocent:

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2323&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1260215857 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2323&d=1260215857)

She thinks of me! :)

[2dumb2kwit]

She thinks of me! :)



Noun 1. delusions of grandeur - a delusion (common in paranoia) that you are much greater and more powerful and influential than you really are
delusion, psychotic belief - (psychology) an erroneous belief that is held in the face of evidence to the contrary
megalomania - a psychological state characterized by delusions of grandeur

Based on WordNet 3.0, Farlex clipart collection. © 2003-2008 Princeton University, Farlex Inc.

:innocent::innocent::innocent:

[Ken]

:innocent: I meant to say.........

She thinks of me! :)

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2323&d=1260215857

[Ken]

Too bad these are the only kind you ever get to see, huh, 2dumb?

http://www.groceriesdowntown.com/catalog/images/Chicken%20thin%20sliced.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

What's on your list?

A new girlfriend, for Ken.
One that will spend more time with him, so he won't spend as much time on here. LOL :innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNqqs4h4M7c

[Ken]

A new girlfriend, for Ken.
One that will spend more time with him, so he won't spend as much time on here. LOL :innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNqqs4h4M7c

2dumb, my Sweetie is here right now. I just showed her what you wrote. Do you pray often? No? You better start real fast. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

almost like having turrets

Ken seems to have that affect, on most people.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Bad decisions make good stories, sometimes

And ONLY sometimes. 2dumb's parents made a decision once. And that turned out to be a pretty bad story. :innocent:

[Ken]

Ken seems to have that affect, on most people.:sneaky2:

So what? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb, my Sweetie is here right now. I just showed her what you wrote. Do you pray often? No? You better start real fast. :innocent:

I'm sure she's a wonderful person. I'm not saying anything bad about her, at all. I completely understand her only being able to spend a limited amount of time with you. I can only stand you, in small doses, myself. LOL :online2long:

[2dumb2kwit]

BTW......Ms. Sweetie.....you're not really cross-eyed and bow-legged, like Ken says, are you?:innocent:

[Ken]

I'm sure she's a wonderful person. I'm not saying anything bad about her, at all. I completely understand her only being able to spend a limited amount of time with you. I can only stand you, in small doses, myself. LOL :online2long:

Maybe. But that "new girlfriend" part? That's gonna get you hurt real bad. Now she's worried that she could meet someone like you :wacko: if I got a new girlfriend. That's gotta' be ANY woman's worst nightmate. :eek:

Besides. She loves me, 2dumb! :)

[Ken]

BTW......Ms. Sweetie.....you're not really cross-eyed and bow-legged, like Ken says, are you?:innocent:

She'll answer you when she gets back from the kitchen. She's getting something ready to give to you.........

http://theawesomer.com/photos/2009/07/071309_whoop_2.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

She loves me,..................... 2dumb! :)

She must be. But if I were you, I don't think I would say that! LOL:hang:

[Ken]

Joke of the Day:

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/image.php?u=3276&dateline=1251850495 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/member.php?u=3276)

'nuff said. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Did you know, that it is impossible to lick your own elbow?:blushing:

LIAR! :sneaky2:
http://anmptyspace.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/lick-elbow_codo1.jpg
http://www.abenweek.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/lick-elbow.jpg

And the Worlds number #1 Licker........ :innocent:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Jw2_11krTBmM6M:http://bp0.blogger.com/_zNqEf2pmOhE/Rxb-ufjPKnI/AAAAAAAAAEM/25p2VUPxjvo/s1600/world (http://bp0.blogger.com/_zNqEf2pmOhE/Rxb-ufjPKnI/AAAAAAAAAEM/25p2VUPxjvo/s1600/world)

[erunkiswldrnssurvival]

guys...... 2 dumb was smart enough to to goad every body into a 60+ page thread.......
try that with a pocket knife pic!!!!!! he he he!! gomer brains, yea, (or is that Forest Gump?)

[crashdive123]

Ahem - Re-check post #1.

[2dumb2kwit]

14. Bathroom DVD/VCR



Man, somebody's sure living right.

It's attached to the camera, that he uses to see his "dickiedo".:innocent:

[nell67]

LIAR! :sneaky2:
http://anmptyspace.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/lick-elbow_codo1.jpg
http://www.abenweek.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/lick-elbow.jpg

And the Worlds number #1 Licker........ :innocent:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Jw2_11krTBmM6M:http://bp0.blogger.com/_zNqEf2pmOhE/Rxb-ufjPKnI/AAAAAAAAAEM/25p2VUPxjvo/s1600/world (http://bp0.blogger.com/_zNqEf2pmOhE/Rxb-ufjPKnI/AAAAAAAAAEM/25p2VUPxjvo/s1600/world)

Wenis lickers.....:sneaky2:

[RangerXanatos]

Wenis lickers.....:sneaky2:

Atleast they weren't masticating it. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Ahem - Re-check post #1.

Thomas Edison

Henry Ford

2dumb2kwit

[2dumb2kwit]

Thomas Edison

Henry Ford

2dumb2kwit

Not buying it, huh?:blushing: LOL

[Ken]

Haven't you ever heard the expression, "he'd lose his head, if it wasn't attached"? There you go. It goes to you neck, and holds your head on! (It happens, when you swallow the cake.) :innocent:

2dumb, did you see the name of this thread? It's named "Deep Thoughts." You don't belong posting here! :sneaky2:

[Ken]

The 2dumb smiley!

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:aA6iAFMSbqn2tM:http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc281/d-schnutz/big_smiley.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc281/d-schnutz/big_smiley.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.myspace.com/karilean&usg=__rgCd0wlUzA2jvDmSrEtdDhX3pZY=&h=462&w=460&sz=26&hl=en&start=24&tbnid=aA6iAFMSbqn2tM:&tbnh=128&tbnw=127&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dretard%2Bsmiley%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20 %26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26start%3D20)

[2dumb2kwit]

I'm afraid to ask, what he's up to.:sneaky2:



05:27 PM Ken+ Viewing Thread
2dumb Is Missing!

[2dumb2kwit]

The 2dumb smiley!

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:aA6iAFMSbqn2tM:http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc281/d-schnutz/big_smiley.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc281/d-schnutz/big_smiley.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.myspace.com/karilean&usg=__rgCd0wlUzA2jvDmSrEtdDhX3pZY=&h=462&w=460&sz=26&hl=en&start=24&tbnid=aA6iAFMSbqn2tM:&tbnh=128&tbnw=127&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dretard%2Bsmiley%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20 %26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26start%3D20)

HaHaHa......I kinda like it!:innocent:

[Ken]

:blushing: I don't know if I'd be tellin' everybody that. :blushing: LOL

Only a PIG like you would interpret it that way, 2dumb! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Cat got your mouse?:innocent:



05:41 PM Ken+ Viewing Thread
The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

[Ken]

Dear Santa,

I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck. Please, I really really want a fire truck this year!

Love,
2dumb

=========================

Dear 2dumb,

Let me make it up to you. While you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house. You'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do with.

Santa

[Ken]

Dear Santa,

I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the backdoor.

Love,
2dumb

========================================

Dear 2dumb,

Milk gives me the sh!ts and carrots make the deer fart in my face. You want to be a kiss-@ss? Leave me a glass of Chivas Regal and some Toblerone.

Santa

[2dumb2kwit]

Only a PIG like you would interpret it that way, 2dumb! :sneaky2:

What way, is that?........Porky.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

2dumb? Did you notice? Somebody's moving entire threads over here now. I wonder who would do that.......... :innocent:

[Ken]

ha i knew when i saw the title that 2dumb just had to post

Some folks just can't control themselves. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Some folks just can't control themselves. :innocent:

And this post, by Ken, is an excellent example of that. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

I get paid to move dirt from over here, to over there. Sometimes, I get paid to move it back.:innocent:

Kinda' like when Crash moves your posts, huh? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Kinda' like when Crash moves your posts, huh? :sneaky2:

Don't be silly! When has he ever put one back?:innocent:

[Ken]

Don't be silly! When has he ever put one back?:innocent:

That was a brilliant observation!

So let me ask................ who is posting under 2dumb's screen name and what have you done with 2dumb? :sneaky2:

[Ken]

My posts are getting moved even BEFORE I hit the submit key. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

HaHaHa.....he was on this one, like a chicken on a june-bug!:smash:


07:04 PM crashdive123+ Moderating

07:04 PM Ken+ Replying to Thread
What do you do to pay the bills?

[nell67]

My posts are getting moved even BEFORE I hit the submit key. :sneaky2:

Crash has ESPN!

[Ken]

No, I said you should TRY playing easy to forget.
Who wants to remember a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?

BENESSE, no woman has EVER forgotten 2dumb.

http://www.diamondorganics.com/images/uploads/2765_1213_thumb.png

[2dumb2kwit]

BENESSE, no woman has EVER forgotten 2dumb.

http://www.diamondorganics.com/images/uploads/2765_1213_thumb.png

Time to get some new material, sweet pea.......that one is gettin' old.:innocent:

(Or are you getting old, and can't remember what you've posted?)LOL:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Crash has ESPN!

Hey, Nell!!!:wavey:

[Ken]

BENESSE, no woman has EVER forgotten 2dumb.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:cQPRLwjM7sJHIM:http://minimatefactory.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/800px-toothpick_s.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://minimatefactory.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/800px-toothpick_s.jpg&imgrefurl=http://minimatefactory.com/blog/%3Fpage_id%3D455&usg=__RPmhWFPnCM1Sy--7w_KhppLJk2A=&h=489&w=800&sz=56&hl=en&start=24&tbnid=cQPRLwjM7sJHIM:&tbnh=87&tbnw=143&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtoothpick%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26hl% 3Den%26sa%3DN%26start%3D20)

[Ken]

2dumb always carries one of these in his wallet. Just not for this purpose. :innocent:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:CvnW3_7WOH8bjM:http://caitlynintherye.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/fingercot.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://caitlynintherye.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/fingercot.jpg&imgrefurl=http://caitlynintherye.wordpress.com/2007/09/09/i-wonder-if-he-knows-i-think-hes-crazy/&usg=__JQbPvZChH_-0XliVXCof-aBXZbg=&h=261&w=399&sz=77&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=CvnW3_7WOH8bjM:&tbnh=81&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfinger%2Bcot%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa %3DG)

[BENESSE]

BENESSE, no woman has EVER forgotten 2dumb.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:cQPRLwjM7sJHIM:http://minimatefactory.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/800px-toothpick_s.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://minimatefactory.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/800px-toothpick_s.jpg&imgrefurl=http://minimatefactory.com/blog/%3Fpage_id%3D455&usg=__RPmhWFPnCM1Sy--7w_KhppLJk2A=&h=489&w=800&sz=56&hl=en&start=24&tbnid=cQPRLwjM7sJHIM:&tbnh=87&tbnw=143&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtoothpick%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26hl% 3Den%26sa%3DN%26start%3D20)

Ouch, babe!

[2dumb2kwit]

This will get you into the spirit!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHII6MCqkcY

He's hilarious!!!
He also does a bit about Ken!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JvExMnxB4w

[Ken]

He's hilarious!!!
He also does a bit about Ken!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JvExMnxB4w


2dumb?http://blog.regentjet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/bm1153drop-dead-posters.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

BENESSE, no woman has EVER forgotten 2dumb.

http://www.diamondorganics.com/images/uploads/2765_1213_thumb.png


BENESSE, no woman has EVER forgotten 2dumb.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:cQPRLwjM7sJHIM:http://minimatefactory.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/800px-toothpick_s.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://minimatefactory.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/800px-toothpick_s.jpg&imgrefurl=http://minimatefactory.com/blog/%3Fpage_id%3D455&usg=__RPmhWFPnCM1Sy--7w_KhppLJk2A=&h=489&w=800&sz=56&hl=en&start=24&tbnid=cQPRLwjM7sJHIM:&tbnh=87&tbnw=143&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtoothpick%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26hl% 3Den%26sa%3DN%26start%3D20)


2dumb always carries one of these in his wallet. Just not for this purpose. :innocent:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:CvnW3_7WOH8bjM:http://caitlynintherye.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/fingercot.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://caitlynintherye.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/fingercot.jpg&imgrefurl=http://caitlynintherye.wordpress.com/2007/09/09/i-wonder-if-he-knows-i-think-hes-crazy/&usg=__JQbPvZChH_-0XliVXCof-aBXZbg=&h=261&w=399&sz=77&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=CvnW3_7WOH8bjM:&tbnh=81&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfinger%2Bcot%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa %3DG)

Ken, you are wrong about this, but even if you weren't......it'd be better to have one, than to be one.:innocent: LOL

[Ken]

C'mon, 2dumb. You have it covered on both ends. :sneaky2:

[BENESSE]

He who smealt it, dealt it.

(just couldn't resist)

[2dumb2kwit]

Pssst! BENESSE.....:innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGVnH39UzI8

[BENESSE]

Pssst! BENESSE.....:innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGVnH39UzI8

Good one 2D!!!
You know your music.

[Ken]

Anyone hear from 2dumb today? No? GOOD! :)

[2dumb2kwit]

Telephone Rings.....

"Hello. Ken, Ken, Ken and Ken, Attorneys at Law."
"Yes. I'd like to speak with Ken, please."
"I'm sorry, he's in court today."
"Well, could I speak with Ken then?"
"He's with a client at the moment."
"Okay. How about Ken?"
"He's out of the office the rest of the day."
"Fine! Then can I speak to Ken?"
"Speaking."

Don't fall for it, Rick. Those voices, in his head, don't count.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Anyone hear from 2dumb today? No? GOOD! :)

I'm baaaaaack.:tongue_smilie:

[Ken]

I'm baaaaaa.:tongue_smilie:


http://hardknox.com/slaphappy/2007/sheep_baaa.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

http://hardknox.com/slaphappy/2007/sheep_baaa.jpg

'Zackly! It means NO, Ken!:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Finally! I've actually been able to teach you something! :sneaky2:

You use to think it meant, "Boys, any and all are accepted anytime!" You Pervert! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

http://hardknox.com/slaphappy/2007/sheep_baaa.jpg

That picture was sent to you, by your last "pursuit"...wasn't it???:sneaky2:

[Ken]

That picture was sent to you, by your last "pursuit"...wasn't it???:sneaky2:

Wrong, 2dumb. You're confusing Tiger for me. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Well, it WAS a resturant, & it WAS Polish Sausage...so to speak...! :innocent:

You're gonna' make 2dumb hungry. You know that, don't you? :innocent:

[Ken]

Have fun...and don't forget about QC.(European division(Branch office in NC.)):innocent:

interloper [ˈɪntəˌləʊpə]
n 1. an intruder
2. a person who introduces himself into professional or social circles where he does not belong
3. a person who interferes in matters that are not his concern
4. (Law) a person who trades unlawfully

[Ken]

troublemaker [ˈtrʌbəlˌmeɪkə]n a person who makes trouble, esp between people troublemaking adj & n

That he is, Rick. That he is. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

interloper [ˈɪntəˌləʊpə]
n 1. an intruder
2. a person who introduces himself into professional or social circles where he does not belong
3. a person who interferes in matters that are not his concern
4. (Law) a person who trades unlawfully


:tt2:...and if you need that defined, just watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPFLFoARbD4