The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

[BENESSE]

Waaaaa? Who just woke me up - and WHY? :sneaky2:



Who? Me or him? *Yawn* :blushing:

No, ME!
That's what I learned about survival tonight. (in answer to 2D's ?)

[Ken]

There are times and places where I always keep a low profile, but not when I post here. :blushing:

[BENESSE]

I for one, don't want to disappoint uncle Sourdough.
So if I don't have anything useful to say (other than telling 2D where to go), I won't.

[2dumb2kwit]

Ken
Quality Control Director

Join Date: May 2008
Location: Massachusetts & Rhode Island
Posts: 11,005
Blog Entries: 2


Question - Humane Trapping Methods


So when did you decide to start trapping people???

Oh, wait....there's an "E" on the end.......nevermind.:blushing:


(I put this here, so that no-one would accidentally be exposed to what I consider humor.)

Disclaimer;
(No wilderness survival purest were harmed, in the making of this joke.):innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Thanks, my friend! I guess I'll have to wait until they come out with something for that purpose. Or until I'm diagnosed as terminal. :innocent:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq_5QZDpY1Y

[Rick]

Hey! I don't get no respect!
Pull my finger!
A guy walks into a bar. The bartender told him to use the door from now on.

Okay, I got that out of my system. I'll go post survival stuff now.

[BENESSE]

Hey! I don't get no respect!
Pull my finger!
A guy walks into a bar. The bartender told him to use the door from now on.

Okay, I got that out of my system. I'll go post survival stuff now.

Hope this qualifies as a survival story:

One day three guys were driving in the middle of nowhere when their car broke down.
They got out and looked around at their surroundings.
Finally, the first guy says, "I'm gonna go look for some food."
The other two guys say, "Why?".
"So we can eat of course." says the first guy.
Once the first guy comes back the second guy says, "I'm going to go get some water".
"Why" asked the other two.
"So we can drink it if we get thirsty of course".
Once the second guy gets back the third guy goes and tears off the car door.
"Whats that for?" asked the other two.
" In case we get hot we can roll down the window."

[Rick]

Pull my finger!!

[2dumb2kwit]

Pull my finger!!

If those guys think my bad humor runs people off....wait till they see what happens, if someone pulls Ricks finger!!!:blushing:

[BENESSE]

Sure Rick, I know what happened when I did it before.

[Rick]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sUy0EHSRyCs/SmdSUuB4-nI/AAAAAAAAE1I/qMlRlz2akLQ/s400/Jokes+-+Pull+My+Finger+01.jpg

[BENESSE]

Phew!
I think 2D accidentally pulled his own finger.

[Ken]

Pull my finger!!

http://www.fart-sounds.net/

[2dumb2kwit]

http://www.fart-sounds.net/

Hmmmm.....funny....that sounds just like you, talking.:innocent:

[Ken]

Hmmmm.....funny....that sounds just like you, talking.:innocent:

And it smells like your breath. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

http://www.fart-sounds.net/

Ken found and used that link, when he had dingleberryitus, and couldn't make those sounds himself.:blushing:

[Ken]

Morphine will do that to ya'. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

I found a picture of Ken getting ready to do his yard work.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

BENESSE
Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: NYC
Posts: 1,716

Winnie, I don't have a car nor another BOB. (I do drive, and rent cars any time I feel like getting out of the city) My BOB is under my bed so if I happen to be elsewhere, say at work, I'm out of luck. NYC is extremely impractical when it comes to owning cars or having caches. That's just a limitation I am learning to live with 'til I figure out something that makes more sense. However, my wheels are always turning for a better plan.

But the purse, that she carries.....(LOL)
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/10/16/health/16purses.533span.jpg


(Yeah...I posted here, so no-one would get their panties in a wad, about a joke being somewhere other than the "crap" thread.)

[Justin Case]

But the purse, that she carries.....(LOL)
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/10/16/health/16purses.533span.jpg


(Yeah...I posted here, so no-one would get their panties in a wad, about a joke being somewhere other than the "crap" thread.)

You want one, dont you 2d ? :innocent:

http://bp2.blogger.com/_GszgG-UZh5w/Rrm4Ze4GWSI/AAAAAAAAAEw/Et5uQAl0Wiw/s400/manpurse.jpg

[BENESSE]

But the purse, that she carries.....(LOL)
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/10/16/health/16purses.533span.jpg


(Yeah...I posted here, so no-one would get their panties in a wad, about a joke being somewhere other than the "crap" thread.)


Hey, it's not the purse that matters, it's what's inside it.:sneaky2:
That, and my not so CCW.

[2dumb2kwit]

You want one, dont you 2d ? :innocent:


Actually.....I do have one of these.:blushing:

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?p=162796&highlight=army+mask#post162796

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey, it's not the purse that matters, it's what's inside it.:sneaky2:


That's my point. You may not have a "stash", but that doesn't matter, if you just carry the stuff around, with you.:clap:

[Justin Case]

Actually.....I do have one of these.:blushing:

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?p=162796&highlight=army+mask#post162796

What? The purse or the doll holding it ? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

What? The purse or the doll holding it ? :innocent:

The bag, dang it! You're not talking to Ken, here.:sneaky2: LOL

[Ken]

I took a trip

And why did you have to come back? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

And why did you have to come back? :sneaky2:



10:26 PM crashdive123+ Moderating


*Snicker, Snicker*:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

And why did you have to come back? :sneaky2:


*Snicker, Snicker*:innocent:

Looks like you just took one, yourself. LOL:tongue_smilie:

[2dumb2kwit]

Sauerbraten Recipe

I started this recipe on Saturday morning. Had it safely tucked away and marinating in the fridge by 7:00 in the morning.

It made it's way into the oven at 2:00 this afternoon.

I followed Alton Brown's recipe to a "T" and it was the best Sauerbraten I've ever had. Had it with some potato dumplings and red cabbage cooked in apple juice, cider vinegar, brown sugar, and a couple of cloves. Chased it down with a bottle of Dorkmuffin.

Thank you Alton Brown! Here's the link:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/sauerbraten-recipe/index.html

Dorkmuffin??? Is that a kind of wine, or the pet name that your honey gave you?:innocent:

[equus]

Good to see you all still at it.

[Ken]

Good to see you all still at it.

2dumb's shrink called me and asked me to keep it going. Seems that this is the only thing that gives 2dumb's life any meaning. :innocent:

[Justin Case]

2dumb's shrink called me and asked me to keep it going. Seems that this is the only thing that gives 2dumb's life any meaning. :innocent:

He's Institutionalized !

[BENESSE]

2dumb's shrink called me and asked me to keep it going. Seems that this is the only thing that gives 2dumb's life any meaning. :innocent:

No need to dis his old lady. You know she tries, bless her heart.

[equus]

You guys are so funny. LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb's shrink called me and asked me to keep it going. Seems that this is the only thing that gives 2dumb's life any meaning. :innocent:


Wait.......My life is supposed to have meaning?:blushing:

[Ken]

Wait.......My life is supposed to have meaning?:blushing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Bs1ZZ-7b8

[2dumb2kwit]

Looks like our QC department (Ken and crash), is working overtime. Now they are trying to be film critics.:innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWdL9mrYNmQ&feature=related

[Justin Case]

ha ha ha h a LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

ha ha ha h a LOL

This one was your fault. You made me think about that show! LOL:tongue_smilie:

[Justin Case]

Round the World ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,SNAP ! LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

This is a PG-13 Forum. That's cause for BANNING. Rick, Crash, Sarge - you have a duty to perfume! :sneaky2:

You want sarge to perfume something???

That's just wrong!:sneaky2:

[Ken]

You want sarge to perfume something???

That's just wrong!:sneaky2:

You just never learn, do ya', 2dumb? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Dang....and I was defending a mod.:sneaky2:

[Justin Case]

Why move from one crap thread to another ? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

It would be funny to find out the Neanderthals were verbally elite, highly intelligent and resentful of humans as less than Neanderthal.

Oooohhhh....you mean like normal people being smarter than lawyers.:tongue_smilie: LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

Why move from one crap thread to another ? :innocent:

I think it's job security, for crash.

It's kinda like making sure that the cow pies don't get mixed in with the horse apples.:tongue_smilie:

[Ken]

Oooohhhh....you mean like normal people being smarter than lawyers.:tongue_smilie: LOL

I noticed that you waited for Crash to log off before you posted that. :sneaky2: Just remember what Crash always says.

http://www.gamesprays.com/images/icons/arnold_afk_be_back_icon834.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Looks like our QC department (Ken and crash), is working overtime. Now they are trying to be film critics.:innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWdL9mrYNmQ&feature=related

Hey Justin...did you notice that Ken and crash stayed strangly quiet about this post????

Here's another. (Ken is so cute, in his pink chaps.) LOL:innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXf6oYafHtQ&feature=related

[Ken]

You've obviously never seen me eat. LOL:blushing:

Yes I have. It's right here on video. :sneaky2:

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/2/Guy-eats-dog-poop-221963.html

[2dumb2kwit]

Yes I have. It's right here on video. :sneaky2:

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/2/Guy-eats-dog-poop-221963.html

Hmmmm....for some reason, all the people in that video seemed to have a yankee accent.:innocent:

[Justin Case]

Hey Justin...did you notice that Ken and crash stayed strangly quiet about this post????

Here's another. (Ken is so cute, in his pink chaps.) LOL:innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXf6oYafHtQ&feature=related

LOL LOL,, Ohhh ,,,,,,, Snap !

[2dumb2kwit]

04:49 PM 2dumb2kwit Viewing Who's Online
04:49 PM Ken+ Viewing Who's Online
04:48 PM nell67 Viewing Who's Online

It would appear that nell is watching Ken, watch me, watch nell, watch....well, you get what I mean.:blushing:

[Justin Case]

It would appear that nell is watching Ken, watch me, watch nell, watch....well, you get what I mean.:blushing:

Hmmmmm,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anLfoy2XsFw

[nell67]

It would appear that nell is watching Ken, watch me, watch nell, watch....well, you get what I mean.:blushing:

Kind of a voyeuristic bunch,aren't we:blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hmmmmm,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anLfoy2XsFw

I was gonna post a link to
Jessica Simpson I've Got My Eyes on You , but that song and the thought of Ken watching me, would just creep me out.:blushing: LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

Kind of a voyeuristic bunch,aren't we:blushing:

Yeah, that's what I was thinking......I just couldn't spell it.:blushing: LOL

[nell67]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking......I just couldn't spell it.:blushing: LOL


Me either,thank God for spell check!

[Ken]

Kind of a voyeuristic bunch,aren't we:blushing:

Talked to one of our very old friends here today. You catch that, Nell?

[nell67]

Talked to one of our very old friends here today. You catch that, Nell?
I sure did! Tahyo!

[Ken]

I sure did! Tahyo!

Dang, yeah! I keep sayin how much miss his posts - really hope he comes back home! :)

[Ken]

How about a couple of guys with only six strings each?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqWMoB0ZVtg&feature=related

Not surprised you'd like that song, 2dumb! I always took you for a "Queen" sorta' guy. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Not surprised you'd like that song, 2dumb! I always took you for a "Queen" sorta' guy. :sneaky2:

How about the same guys....playing Mozart?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxUcJdIvoR4&feature=related

..and for the Queen comment, I'm secure enough in my manhood, and mature enough, to enjoy their music without worrying about the rest of it.:tt2:

[Ken]

I'm secure enough in my manhood.........

I'm glad for you, 2dumb. Now which one of these men are you? :innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k

[2dumb2kwit]

I'm glad for you, 2dumb. Now which one of these men are you? :innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k

Don't be silly......you know I'm a construction worker. LOL:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Holy crap, I'm dizzy. That must mean that crash has logged on. LOL:innocent:

[Justin Case]

Which one of you were into the Pink Chaps again ? I forget ?

[2dumb2kwit]

Which one of you were into the Pink Chaps again ? I forget ?

You see??? Ken and crash got real quiet, again. Hmmmmm, isn't that strange?:innocent:

[Justin Case]

You see??? Ken and crash got real quiet, again. Hmmmmm, isn't that strange?:innocent:

Very Strange Indeed . hmmmm

[Ken]

You see??? Ken and crash got real quiet, again. Hmmmmm, isn't that strange?:innocent:


Very Strange Indeed . hmmmm

http://icons-ecast.wunderground.com/data/wximagenew/i/Isabelle/24.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

http://icons-ecast.wunderground.com/data/wximagenew/i/Isabelle/24.jpg

Ken, it's OK for you to come out.

Yes, we know about you and your "peer", crash.:blushing: LOL

[Ken]

Do you recognize that picture, 2dumb? It's kinda' famous. Know what the name of it is? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Do you recognize that picture, 2dumb? Nope.

It's kinda' famous. Must not be all that famous.

Know what the name of it is? If I don't recognise the picture, how the heck would I know what it's called? :innocent:

Sheez, you lawyers ask the dumbest questions!:sneaky2: LOL

[Ken]

If I don't recognise the picture, how the heck would I know what it's called?


The name of the picture is...........
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THE CALM
BEFORE
THE STORM
:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

If I don't recognise the picture, how the heck would I know what it's called?

The name of the picture is...........
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THE CALM
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THE STORM
:sneaky2:

Oh......so your post was the boring before the humorous. When is the humorous part gonna be here?:innocent:

[Ken]

[quote=Ken;220208]

Oh......so your post was the boring before the humorous. When is the humorous part gonna be here?:innocent:

YOUR DOORBELL SHOULD BE RINGING MOMENTARILY. :sneaky2:

[Justin Case]

[QUOTE=Ken;220208]

Oh......so your post was the boring before the humorous. When is the humorous part gonna be here?:innocent:

Ha ha ha ha LOL LOL

[Ken]

I'm trying to lay off the junk, so when I want something to munch on,

You should try some of these. :innocent: Two of my friends love 'em.


http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/features/mutts/blog/milkbone.gif

[2dumb2kwit]

Ken
Quality Control Director

I vac-seal a lot of my meds, just like tacmedic does. Others are in the "single-serve" pack. It's all waterproof, but I carry it in a small pouch. You may wanna' think about adding some prescription pain meds to your supply. Talk to your doc. I have some serious stuff with me at all times - just in case.


So, what you're saying , is.....

This is your brain.---Ken
This is your brain on drugs.-----Justin Case

(I don't think crash is 100% yet, so I put this here, to save him some work.) :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

*Watch the war begin* :innocent:

No worries. If I'm gonna' head north, it'll be to someplace worth going to. New Hampshire comes to mind. :) Better mountains, better skiing, friendlier people......... :innocent:

Just so long as you're heading North.:innocent:

[Justin Case]

Ken
Quality Control Director

I vac-seal a lot of my meds, just like tacmedic does. Others are in the "single-serve" pack. It's all waterproof, but I carry it in a small pouch. You may wanna' think about adding some prescription pain meds to your supply. Talk to your doc. I have some serious stuff with me at all times - just in case.



So, what you're saying , is.....

This is your brain.---Ken
This is your brain on drugs.-----Justin Case

(I don't think crash is 100% yet, so I put this here, to save him some work.) :innocent:

Maybe hes got a picture of me in his wallet ? :blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

Maybe hes got a picture of me in his wallet ? :blushing:

You know.....I guess you could read it that way. Good point!:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Yeah, and mildly annoying facts just didn't have a ring to it.


Ok already, I get it,,,,,,,,,:sneaky2: No More "Facts" for you guys :sneaky2::innocent:


Ummmmm.......What about annoying Kens?:innocent:

[Ken]

May I suggest a personal favorite:

2dumb buys that stuff by the truckload. :innocent:

[rebel]

2dumb buys that stuff by the truckload. :innocent:

Way funny!!!!

[rebel]

2dumb buys that stuff by the truckload. :innocent:

Way funny!!!! Where'd B's post go?

[Ken]

Way funny!!!! Where'd B's post go?

We got moved here. They charge extra for attachment carry-ons.

[rebel]

We got moved here. They charge extra for attachment carry-ons.

15 minutes later... I get it!

[crashdive123]

Rebel - you just got sucked into the vortex and landed in the wasteland.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb buys that stuff by the truckload. :innocent:

Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy......are you callin' me mild???:innocent: LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

WOW, How lucky is that !

No kidding! That's like picking Ken out, in this picture....on the first try!:innocent:

[Ken]

Same here, I think the forums had a brain fart.

Oh. In other words, it was 2dumb's fault. Right? :sneaky2:

[Ken]

whoever hosts this site may have been doing maint. on the server, or it may have had a problem they had to fix, Often if the problem goes unreported the "Host" may not even know about it, whoever Hosts this site does a real good job of keeping it up ! I have had experience with other sites that Had to switch servers due to frequent outage, This is the first Hiccup I have seen here, :)

Well, if it was a brain fart, it was 2dumb's fault. :innocent:

However, if you are correct, and it was a hiccup, perhaps we should turn our attention to Sourdough. :sneaky2:

[Justin Case]

Dang, That was fast :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Da dada da !

http://www.ndla.ru/img/SuperLawyer.jpg


Mighty Mouth! I mean....ummmm......uhhh...:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

That's one of the very few meals I won't touch. Everybody I know besides me loves Shepard's Pie. Everybody says that their (or their Mom's) Shepard's Pie is the best. Well, I've tried 'em all. The only thing I had to decide was which one I hated the least. I can't stand that meal, and so, to paraphrase a former President of the United States,

"I do not like Shepard's Pie. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm the Director of Quality Control at the Wilderness Survival Forums, and I'm not going to eat any more Shepard's Pie." :sneaky2:


Pfft.....That was like...three phrases. (Three is more than a pair.):innocent:

[Justin Case]

Pfft.....That was like...three phrases. (Three is more than a pair.):innocent:

Hi Crash :)

[Ken]

My friends and I haven't done any shooting, lately..........We had one heck of a thunderstorm, followed by a few hours of steady rain.:sneaky2:

Bet you haven't taken a shower lately, either. Too bad you didn't bring any soap. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Reminder to Self: Never reply to a 2dumb post when Crash is online. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Use that to solicit new clients do you?

If I had said that, my post would have been moved.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

If I had said that, my post would have been moved.:sneaky2:

Crash, move this post. é

[Ken]

Crash, move this post. é

Thank you, Crash. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Thank you, Crash. :innocent:


http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?t=11642&highlight=ash hole

[crashdive123]

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?t=11642&highlight=ash hole

Do you actually believe that it wouldn't have gotten moved without the request?:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Do you actually believe that it wouldn't have gotten moved without the request?:innocent:

No....actually, I meant to direct my last post to both of you.:innocent: LOL

[Ken]

No....actually, I meant to direct my last post to both of you.:innocent: LOL

:sneaky2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLcNdkfPG5M&feature=related

[Justin Case]

you Sure That's Right? The "B" Response? :innocent:

Yikes !,,,,,

[Ken]

Snort. Chuckle.

[Justin Case]

Snort. Chuckle.

http://blog.mixtape.ie/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/homer-doh-square.jpg

[Ken]

http://www.unblakeable.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/risk-taking-2.jpg

[Justin Case]

:whistling::whistling::whistling:,,,,,LOL

[Ken]

Dear Friends,
My neighbor was recently in the hospital for a small surgical procedure, a butt lift. She didn't have the most pleasant of experiences. I wanted to show you how it turned out. I think something went wrong. I don't recommend having this done.


Just one foot higher and she would have had that "2dumb" look. :innocent:

[Ken]

Crash just logged in. Good morning, Crash! :)

[Ken]

I look at that picture and it reminds me of 2dumb talking. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

I look at that picture and it reminds me of 2dumb talking. :innocent:

What picture would that be???:innocent:

[crashdive123]

What picture would that be???:innocent:

He got booted quicker than he thougt he would. Don't ask me how I know.:innocent:

[Ken]

What picture would that be???:innocent:

The one that Crash posted of that sinkhole in Guatemala. :)

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3826&d=1275423211 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3826&d=1275423211)

[2dumb2kwit]

*snicker, snicker* You got booted.....AGAIN! LOL

[Ken]

*snicker, snicker* You got booted.....AGAIN! LOL

Darn comment didn't last there for 30 seconds. :sneaky2:

[BENESSE]

I think I'm experiencing a senior moment right here.
My hair hurts trying to make sense of it.

[2dumb2kwit]

I think I'm experiencing a senior moment right here.
My hair hurts trying to make sense of it.

Hahaha....just wait till you read the BP oil thread! LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

Is there anything else, that you need help with?

Well, yes there is. My car needs to be washed and waxed. :innocent:

[Ken]

Crash, you're trying to kill me, aren't you? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Pay attention, ya dang yankee lawyer.....you're fallin' behind, again!:innocent:


08:30 PM 2dumb2kwit Viewing Who's Online
08:29 PM crashdive123+ Viewing Who's Online
08:29 PM Justin Case+ Viewing Who's Online
08:18 PM Ken+ Replying to Thread
Whale Wars

[Justin Case]

I got stuck for awhile contemplating you having an office :blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

I got stuck for awhile contemplating you having an office :blushing:

LOL....that happens to me, sometimes!:blushing:

[oly]

This thread is kinda like... well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLHrk7-IaSo&feature=related

[Justin Case]

This thread is kinda like... well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLHrk7-IaSo&feature=related

Hahahahahahah Thats Priceless ! (contagious) :)

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey, you old yankee fart....how you doin' today???:innocent:


:gimp:

[Ken]

Hey, you old yankee fart....how you doin' today???:innocent:


:gimp:

Limping along slowly and painfully. Tried walking with a cane and fell flat on my face. Twice. :sneaky2: Tried walking with the crutches and did okay. Tried walking without crutches or a cane and fell flat on my face about 5 times. I even taught my self new hyphenated swears!

Can't carry anything (briefcase) if I'm using crutches. I was prepping for a trial for 4 hours today with 2 other lawyers, and pacing around the conference table (with a bit of pain meds inside :blushing:) helped. First, I have to stand up and stretch the leg by putting pressure against the top of the foot without screaming profanity. Once the muscle stretches, I can hobble very slowly.

Thing is, the leg becomes really stiff if I sit for just 5 minutes. Then, if I stand up, it hurts like hell. But if I keep moving, it loosens up and the pain becomes merely excruciating when I walk.

Thank God for:

1. A great mattress; and
2. Ice bags and ice packs; and
3. A comfortable couch: and
4. Jacuzzi's; and
5. Percodan

I took a perk 2 hours ago. Wonder if it's okay to have a beer now. :innocent:

[Justin Case]

You Need one of these until it heals :)

http://www.tankchair.com/img/img2.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Limping along slowly and painfully. Tried walking with a cane and fell flat on my face. Twice. :sneaky2: Tried walking with the crutches and did okay. Tried walking without crutches or a cane and fell flat on my face about 5 times. I even taught my self new hyphenated swears!

Can't carry anything (briefcase) if I'm using crutches. I was prepping for a trial for 4 hours today with 2 other lawyers, and pacing around the conference table (with a bit of pain meds inside :blushing:) helped. First, I have to stand up and stretch the leg by putting pressure against the top of the foot without screaming profanity. Once the muscle stretches, I can hobble very slowly.

Thing is, the leg becomes really stiff if I sit for just 5 minutes. Then, if I stand up, it hurts like hell. But if I keep moving, it loosens up and the pain becomes merely excruciating when I walk.

Thank God for:

1. A great mattress; and
2. Ice bags and ice packs; and
3. A comfortable couch: and
4. Jacuzzi's; and
5. Percodan

I took a perk 2 hours ago. Wonder if it's okay to have a beer now. :innocent:

Little tip....Put one of those swinging cup holders (like they have on boats) on one of your crutches, to carry your beer.

[BENESSE]

What on earth happened to Ken?

[Justin Case]

He tore the Calf Muscles in his leg , (OUCH!)

[BENESSE]

He tore the Calf Muscles in his leg , (OUCH!)

Doin' what?

[2dumb2kwit]

Doin' what?

I'm guessin' he fell off his shoes.:innocent: LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQZrC3ljtuM

[Justin Case]

Doin' what?

Kicking the Cat ,,

no, He was trying to push a stack of wood shelves with his leg, (backwards),

he was here a little while ago, Said something about taking a percadan and was going to have a beer, So Now , He is probably passed out in the chair with drool running down his chin .:innocent:

[BENESSE]

:ohmy: :lol:

[BENESSE]

I am sure he's just doing a dry run for WTSHTF.

[Ken]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MT3CihStFQ :blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

What happened...temporary insanity or are back in the old saddle again?

Temporary?????:innocent:

[Ken]

Temporary?????:innocent:

Ahhhhhhhhhh, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah!

[crashdive123]

Miss me?:innocent:

[Ken]

Miss me?:innocent:

Who are you? :innocent:

[Ken]

Trip To The Zoo

And an especially good picture of 2dumb! :innocent:

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii67/crashdive123/Out%20And%20About/JacksonvilleZoo161.jpg

[Ken]

You, Crashdive, are a cruel man. :sneaky2: You hand me a present, and take it away as soon as I use it. :innocent:

[BENESSE]

This is the only thread that really messes with my mind any time posts appear from elsewhere out of context. Like something my grandmother (Alzheimers) would set up.

[Ken]

This is the only thread that really messes with my mind any time posts appear from elsewhere out of context. Like something my grandmother (Alzheimers) would set up.

That's why I try to remember to include a quote in my posts. :blushing:

[Justin Case]

And an especially good picture of 2dumb! :innocent:

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii67/crashdive123/Out%20And%20About/JacksonvilleZoo161.jpg

Not sure why, But it made me think of George Burns :blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

Not quite, 2dumb. I think I have this Photobucket thing worked out, so after over two years of virtual anonymity, here I am at a recent wedding:

http://i955.photobucket.com/albums/ae40/ksmpics/Picture.jpg?t=1277079384

So....were back to the eternal question......

.......is the tie crooked, or is it the lawyer?:innocent: LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

53. That's Fifty-three.

Age.....or waist???:blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

Age.....or waist???:blushing:

*Snicker, Snicker*

...Or height?:innocent:LOL

[Ken]

Age.....or waist???:blushing:

Age, fat boy. My waist is now a size 34. *smug look*

[2dumb2kwit]

Age, fat boy. My waist is now a size 34. *smug look*

Oh, I see. I ask a question and my post gets moved......You call me "fatboy" and that's OK.:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Some more AC/DC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvP0uwl3Q6A


Of course, Ken likes this version, better.:innocent: LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR6N-O6A1ss

[2dumb2kwit]

Eeeeeasy, there Ken. You don't have to feel left out, anymore!:blushing:

http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/miniature-sheaths-0.6-inch-condom-produced-to-promote-safe-sex

[2dumb2kwit]

How about me? Am I one of your heros, 2dumb? :)


Yeah....






...sure....







.....really.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

How about me? Am I one of your heros, 2dumb? :)

...and you're a "SuperHero", to some.:innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWmPLIPz6kQ

[2dumb2kwit]

So is Ken the wind beneath your wings 2dumb ? :innocent:

Pffft! He's not even a breeze on my.....oh, nevermind.:innocent: LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

So is Ken the wind beneath your wings 2dumb ? :innocent:

Answer #2

No, but I've heard that his butt whistles, when he flies.:innocent: LOL

[Ken]

...and you're a "SuperHero", to some.:innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWmPLIPz6kQ

Why do you always post those links, 2dumb? Are you infatuated with that topic? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Why do you always post those links, 2dumb? Are you infatuated with that topic? :innocent:

Nah.......I just figure it aggravates the crap out of you.:innocent: LOL

....and we don't want you filling up with crap, and getting dingleberryitus, again.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Nah.......I just figure it aggravates the crap out of you.:innocent: LOL

....and we don't want you filling up with crap, and getting dingleberryitus, again.:innocent:


Well....that, and Jeff Dunham is just friggin' funny! LOL:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Five pounds and I achieve my ideal BMI. Weighed myself today. :) I figure I'll be there in a coupla' weeks. Wanna' be in shape in case I take a week off this summer. :innocent: http://www.atlantis.com/default.aspx


Ken - You'll be pleased to know that I am at my ideal BMI....and a couple of other folks as well. That should make me pretty healthy, right?

BMI???

Bowel
Movement
Icon

:innocent: LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

How about just "YOU" instead of "YOU GUYS?"

Thing is, he wasn't part of our small group, and I wasn't hanging out with him. For me, it's simply a matter of respect. My mother ain't a "guy."

I thought that up in yankeeville, they say "youz guys".:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Move to Texas, They say Y'all ;)

He doesn't have to go that far south. LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

I'd bet he's just sitting there....watching himself over and over. :innocent: LOL



05:58 PM 2dumb2kwit Viewing Who's Online
05:53 PM Ken+ Viewing Thread
The new Star Wars.

[Ken]

I'd bet he's just sitting there....watching himself over and over. :innocent: LOL

Ain't you the guy who sent me the PM asking me to look at that thread? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Ain't you the guy who sent me the PM asking me to look at that thread? :sneaky2:

Yeah, but I didn't know that you would stay there....looking at yourself over and over!:innocent: LOL

[Ken]

Yeah, but I didn't know that you would stay there....looking at yourself over and over!:innocent: LOL

I didn't recognise myself the first time around. Then, I said "NO! I can't believe that 2dumb is really that obsessed with me." :innocent:

[Ken]

Hey 2dumb, you think that Crash is upset that we're posting here instead of all over the Forum? Are we depriving him of his "moving the post" fun? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

I didn't recognise myself the first time around. Then, I said "NO! I can't believe that 2dumb is really that obsessed with me." :innocent:

So, you admit watching it over and over. LOL:tongue_smilie:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey 2dumb, you think that Crash is upset that we're posting here instead of all over the Forum? Are we depriving him of his "moving the post" fun? :innocent:

I was waiting to see if it confused him, or if he'd move these post to the star wars thread. :innocent: LOL

[Justin Case]

I didn't recognise myself the first time around. Then, I said "NO! I can't believe that 2dumb is really that obsessed with me." :innocent:

I wonder what other bodies he has pasted your face onto and hung on the wall ? :innocent: lol

[Ken]

I wonder what other bodies he has pasted your face onto and hung on the wall ? :innocent: lol

I'm thinking maybe that one that you better not post again unless you want Nell to kill you. :innocent:

[Justin Case]

I didn't recognise myself the first time around. Then, I said "NO! I can't believe that 2dumb is really that obsessed with me." :innocent:


I wonder what other bodies he has pasted your face onto and hung on the wall ? :innocent: lol


I'm thinking maybe that one that you better not post again unless you want Nell to kill you. :innocent:

Its probably something like this LOL LOL :innocent: hahahhahah

http://www.gfn.com/sowhatsyourpoint/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/old-spice.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

I'm confused! Dewberries over here are very closely related to Blackberries, and are black. How come yours are red?


I dont have a good answer for that other than they may be in the Raspberry family here.

Winnie....He may not know the difference between dewberries and raspberries. He does live near Ken, which makes him a yankee, you know.:innocent: LOL

(I confess....I didn't know what a dewberry was, so I googled it. All the pictures I saw, looked like blackberries, to me.):blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

Heeeey, wait a minute! I wasn't picking on Ken....I was picking on Stargazer!:sneaky2:

[Winnie]

You know it's just as well I pop in here from time to time, I would never have seen you answer 2D. I had to do a double check too, because I was confused by Stargazers red Dewberries!:blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

Test 1 is complete! Elbow macaroni as a side dish to some grilled salmon.

About an hour ago, I cracked open a 1 lb. package of the (Prince) elbow macaroni I vac-sealed in January of 2001. After a VERY close inspection, I found no evidence of insects whatsoever.

The macaroni appeared near normal - a barely perceptable amount of "shrinkage" was noticable, and the pasta seemed to have become slightly more brittle.

I cooked it al dente and about 5% of the pieces split open lengthwise or broke apart during the boiling process. Next came the taste test (without any sauce) when it when done. There was a barely perceptable degradation in flavor, but I didn't find any significant difference in the texture or "chewiness" of the pasta.

After draining the pasta, I added some butter, parsley, and crushed garlic (and just a dash of salt and black pepper) and again taste tested it.

There was absolutely no discernable difference in taste or texture when the butter sauce was added.

The next time this stuff goes on sale, I'll be vaccuum-sealing a ton of it.

You were probably just a little nervous.:innocent:

[Ken]

You were probably just a little nervous.:innocent:

That makes two of your posts I've reported in 10 minutes. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

That makes two of your posts I've reported in 10 minutes. :sneaky2:

What...dang it???:sneaky2:
I was trying to give you encouragement. I could have told you that it was ....

http://wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=atrophy

[Ken]

What...dang it???:sneaky2:
I was trying to give you encouragement. I could have told you that it was ....

http://wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=atrophy

That's one problem you'll never have WITH YOUR MOUTH! :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Bad wood stove= controlled burn, I'm sure in your job you have heard of it. It just doesn't seem right, you and 2 dumb getting along like club mates from when you were kids. Isn't the vine stuff an invasive species that is taking over lower New England?

2dumb's girlfriend has been sending me money so that I'll be nice to him. :innocent:

I've walked a few thousand miles through the woods in Southern New England, and I ain't seen anything quite like this. On a better note, we have a load of wild raspberry bushes. If I could only get to them.......... :blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb's girlfriend has been sending me money so that I'll be nice to him. :innocent:

I've walked a few thousand miles through the woods in Southern New England, and I ain't seen anything quite like this. On a better note, we have a load of wild raspberry bushes. If I could only get to them.......... :blushing:

That's funny, 'cuz yours is sending it back to me, so that I'll be nice to you. Women....go figure.:innocent:

[Ken]

That's funny, 'cuz yours is sending it back to me, so that I'll be nice to you. Women....go figure.:innocent:

That must be part of the 10% I give my girlfriend from what your girlfriend sends me. :innocent:

[Ken]

Ticks breathe through spiracles, not their butt.

Does 2dumb have spiracles? :innocent:

[Ken]

Does 2dumb have spiracles? :innocent:

Hey, wait a minute......... I didn't post that here. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

I wonder if Ken celebrates "Shark Week" ?

I wonder if sharks celebrate "Lawyer Week".:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Somehow I always thought you were more handsome than that

So does he.:sneaky2: LOL

[Ken]

Maybe I've just become too jaded living where I do and hearing about someone or other impersonating a police officer, a fire fighter or a sheriff.

....or a moron. :innocent:

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/image.php?u=3276&dateline=1251850495 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/member.php?u=3276)

(Crash!!! :nono: That wasn't an insult, so you can't move my post. :tt2:)

[crashdive123]

(Crash!!! :nono: That wasn't an insult, so you can't move my post. :tt2:)

Wanna bet?

[Ken]

Wanna bet?

Trying to make me feel right at home, ain't ya'? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Oh...Oh....I have another one!

Start a "battle of the wits" with a lawyer, that has a genius I.Q......and kick his butt!!!:tongue_smilie: LOL

[BENESSE]

Oh...Oh....I have another one!

Start a "battle of the wits" with a lawyer, that has a genius I.Q......and kick his butt!!!:tongue_smilie: LOL

So that's where that post went.
I suppose that would be a rush if only there were lawyers with genius IQ. :sneaky2:

[Rick]

Slumming Benesse?

[BENESSE]

Slumming Benesse?

Boy, nothing gets by you!

[Rick]

Even the bad part of the forum is my beat. You probably don't want to hang around here too long. There are a lot of undesirables around here.

[BENESSE]

Just got lost officer...won't happen again.:blushing:
(besides...I was just following a post that got moved from a good neighborhood)

[crashdive123]

Careful B - It's kind of like......

Come to the light Carol-Ann, come to the light.

[BENESSE]

See, this post (my dog) just ran away and I went looking for it. And before I knew it, I was in a dark place and couldn't find my way out. Cross my heart and hope you buy that. :)

[Rick]

We get a lot of folks like you that come down from the regular side of the forum looking to buy trolls. You aren't trying to buy trolls are ya?

[BENESSE]

No sir, not me!
Just ask my Sunday School Teacher,
2D.

[Justin Case]

Just got lost officer...won't happen again.:blushing:
(besides...I was just following a post that got moved from a good neighborhood)

Too Late ! Assume the Position ! Stop Resisting ! You're Gonna Get Tased !

[2dumb2kwit]

See....that's how it works. I try to stay in the nice neighborhoods, but I just keep getting forced back here, by da man.:sneaky2:

[Justin Case]

You better tie yourself to a tree 2dumb, Theres a storm a brewin !!

[Rick]

Turn around and put your hands on that keyboard. You got anything sharp on you?

[2dumb2kwit]

Too Late ! Assume the Position ! Stop Resisting ! You're Gonna Get Tased !

LOL! B, in "the position".............sweet!:tongue_smilie: LOL

Y'all stand back.....I'll search her.:innocent::tongue_smilie: LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

You better tie yourself to a tree 2dumb, Theres a storm a brewin !!

You talkin' about Earl....or B???:blushing: LOL

[Rick]

Yeah, ya'll stand back. She's got a knife in each boot. I wanna watch this searchin' he's gonna do.

[BENESSE]

LOL! B, in "the position".............sweet!:tongue_smilie: LOL

Y'all stand back.....I'll search her.:innocent::tongue_smilie: LOL

If you're not careful, you'll be searching for something or other in the bushes. Know what I mean? :sneaky2:

[oly]

Just saying what can end up in some contest:innocent:
http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?t=13296

[BENESSE]

Glad you said it, not me.

[oly]

They may have to pass a minimum size:nod:

[2dumb2kwit]

Dang it....I miss all the excitement. Well....I'm glad you guys worked it out, what ever it was.

Now....I think we will all feel better, if we pick on Ken.:2:

[2dumb2kwit]

What's wrong with you guys?
That gnome in Kens yard was Ken. LOL:dissolve:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey, Gang!

A short post to say I'm still alive and well. (Sorry to disappoint some of you. :innocent:)

I've been really swamped with new work and trials lately. Thank God for secretaries who type fast. We've generated over 2,000 pages of paperwork in the last couple of weeks. There goes one more tree. :innocent:

Finished a jury trial yesterday on a pretty significant case involving a prominent local restaurant owner that's generated lots of publicity. Not guilty on all counts. The system actually works sometimes, and in the last 15 months the man at least got to learn who his friends really are.

Gotta' get going. Court starts at 9:00. I'll catch you all tonight.

I'm not gonna ask what he was accused of. (snicker, snicker)

[Rick]

There is nothing more sad that watching a man argue with himself.

He'll return someday, Lassie, I just know he will. Then you can bite him a new one.

http://www.slantmagazine.com/images/film/lassie.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Ahhhh - a fine picture of KSO.

KSO???
Hmmm.....Kens sister, Olive?:dots:

[2dumb2kwit]

Nope - not moving things. If they move you, take note and provide a link in the nomination thread when it opens.

Sure....you say that now. Lets see how long that last, when Ken gets back! LOL:3:

[2dumb2kwit]

I just had to open my big mouth.:oops: LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

So, now we know what's been keeping Ken so busy!!! LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

So, now we know what's been keeping Ken so busy!!! LOL

Crash is a little busy today...so I went ahead and put this post in this thread. Get well soon, crash!

[Winnie]

By the lack of posts in the thread, I reckon Crash has lost his way to this thread anyway! When are you and Ken coming back hmm?

[BENESSE]

2D are you suggesting Ken's been busy fertilizing his lawn?

[Winnie]

And why are his hands still in his trousers??

[2dumb2kwit]

2D are you suggesting Ken's been busy fertilizing his lawn?

His, or somebody elses. LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

And why are his hands still in his trousers??

That is strange, isn't it....a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets! LOL

It must be some kinda cold, there!!! LOL

[BENESSE]

Thank you 2D, for documenting his whereabouts.
I am surprised you didn't help. (considering you're full of it.) :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Yes. I will order a lifetime supply of magnesium and mix it with water 3X a day and drink ALL of it EVERYDAY.

Then you can tell people "Hold on....I'll sh** you a new firestarter"! LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

Wrong end, BENESSE.

You're a chithead???:tt2: LOL

[Ken]

Ahhhh HA HA HA HA! Crash is back in business movin your dumb-@ss posts again, 2dumb.

[2dumb2kwit]

Ahhhh HA HA HA HA! Crash is back in business movin your dumb-@ss posts again, 2dumb.

It will be OK.

While he was gettin' cut on, I posted a jab or two at you, and I went ahead and put them in that other thread, since crash was out of commission.

Now that he's back on duty, it'll make him feel needed! LOL:lol:

[2dumb2kwit]

I'll go ahead and move this to the front.....so it will be easier for crash to find.:lol:

[crashdive123]

**sigh** Even left handed - not too much of a challenge.

BTW 2D - I had already deleted those.

[2dumb2kwit]

**sigh** Even left handed - not too much of a challenge.

BTW 2D - I had already deleted those.

See....I told you that even one handed, you were out typing me......dang it! LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

I wonder if that yankee lawyer is smart enough to check this thread, for some more insults?:tt2:

[Ken]

Crash? Why not just delete 2dumb?

[crashdive123]

Crash? Why not just delete 2dumb?

Just no sport in it.

[2dumb2kwit]

Crash? Why not just delete 2dumb?

Then who would keep this place entertained, when you disappear for months at a time???

I swear, for someone who is supposed to smart, you sure have a hard time understanding things. Pfft.:tt2:

[2dumb2kwit]

BTW, Ken....that's a great picture of you at the top of this page. LOL:lol:

[Ken]

I understand. You're standards are very high, my friend.

However, mine are just a bit lower than yours! Can I do it? Please?

[2dumb2kwit]

I understand. You're standards are very high, my friend.

However, mine are just a bit lower than yours! Can I do it? Please?

Pfft....you're out manned, you better hope crash will do it for you. LOL

Oh...and Ken....we won't mess with you too bad about being gone for so long. We understand that you had super-hero stuff to do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGxZ2FKwQdI

[2dumb2kwit]

05:18 PM BENESSE Private Messaging
05:23 PM crashdive123+ Private Messaging
05:20 PM Ken+ Private Messaging
05:18 PM klkak Private Messaging

Dang.....you ever get that feeling, that people are talking about you? LOL:ph34r:

[klkak]

Dang.....you ever get that feeling, that people are talking about you? LOL:ph34r:

As far as you know I've never talked about you behind your back......!

[klkak]

Pfft....you're out manned, you better hope crash will do it for you. LOL

Oh...and Ken....we won't mess with you too bad about being gone for so long. We understand that you had super-hero stuff to do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGxZ2FKwQdI

More likely he had to do "time"!

[2dumb2kwit]

As far as you know I've never talked about you behind your back......!

Thanks.....Hey,wait a minute! LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

More likely he had to do "time"!

LOL....see post 2221.:lol:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hmmm.....did lawyer boy get lost???:wavey:

[klkak]

Hmmm.....did lawyer boy get lost???:wavey:

He's searching through old briefs looking for something witty to say.

[Ken]

Hmmm.....did lawyer boy get lost???:wavey:


He's searching through old briefs looking for something witty to say.

Both of you are despicable.