The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

[2dumb2kwit]

He's searching through old briefs looking for something witty to say.

LOL...and all he will find, is skid-marks!:lol:

[2dumb2kwit]

Both of you are despicable.

Is that all you've got?

Who are you, and what did you do with Ken???:angermanagement:

[klkak]

Is that all you've got?

Who are you, and what did you do with Ken???:angermanagement:

.....:stupid:..... "What did you do with Ken"

[BENESSE]

LOL...and all he will find, is skid-marks!:lol:


Is that all you've got?

Gee, 2D. Not exactly Andrew Dice Clay material. Gotta get some tips on sharpening them knives.

[2dumb2kwit]

Gee, 2D. Not exactly Andrew Dice Clay material. Gotta get some tips on sharpening them knives.

I'm trying to give the little fella a chance.

I know, I know....you're not used to me being that considerate, but I really am.;)

[BENESSE]

I'm trying to give the little fella a chance.

I know, I know....you're not used to me being that considerate, but I really am.;)

Save it for next year. I'll need time to adjust.

[klkak]

2dumb2kwit 2:18pm Private Messaging

Does this mean you are talking behind your own back?

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb2kwit 2:18pm Private Messaging

Does this mean you are talking behind your own back?

I wish I knew.

I'm trying to find out. LOL:wavey:

[Ken]

After reading about his "beanglop", I think SD may make that kind of strike! LOL

Stealin' my ideas AGAIN, 2dumb? :huh:

[2dumb2kwit]

Stealin' my ideas AGAIN, 2dumb? :huh:

Didn't realize you had any. (Snicker, snicker)

[2dumb2kwit]

You searching for a clue....again?:confused1: LOL


09:54 PM Ken+ Searching Forums

[klickitat]

Ken, I have no dog in this fight and only read a couple of the posts on this thing.

Did I catch it right, that you are a lawyer?

[Ken]

Ken, I have no dog in this fight and only read a couple of the posts on this thing.

Did I catch it right, that you are a lawyer?

Yeah, I guess the cat is outta' the bag.

[klickitat]

Yeah, I guess the cat is outta' the bag.

That is too funny, all this time I thought you were just a flaming liberal, albeit a little inconsistent.

[Ken]

That is too funny, all this time I thought you were just a flaming liberal, albeit a little inconsistent.

Me? A LIBERAL? Me???? LMAO!!!!

[Ken]

klickitat, look waaaaaaaay over your right shoulder. That's me at the far end.

[klickitat]

klickitat, look waaaaaaaay over your right shoulder. That's me at the far end.

That's what I am saying. You sound right of the issues, but come off as a liberal. The lawyer thing explains it all.

[klickitat]

Oh as for being to the right, I am a hard core Constitutional Libertarian

[Ken]

That's what I am saying. You sound right of the issues, but come off as a liberal. The lawyer thing explains it all.

My avatar explains it all.

[Ken]

Oh as for being to the right, I am a hard core Constitutional Libertarian

Nice to meet you, brother!

[BENESSE]

That's what I am saying. You sound right of the issues, but come off as a liberal. The lawyer thing explains it all.

Or maybe his avatar.

[Rick]

Klick, you can get a dog in this fight. Just don't get a squirrel in it. The Liberal gets pretty testy about squirrels.

[crashdive123]

Klick, you can get a dog in this fight. Just don't get a squirrel in it. The Liberal gets pretty testy about squirrels.

Ohh - ouch!!!

[Justin Case]

That is too funny, all this time I thought you were just a flaming liberal, albeit a little inconsistent.


Me? A LIBERAL? Me???? LMAO!!!!

Bwwwwwaaaaaa hahahahahahahha,,


( you are still in the closet is all) lol

[2dumb2kwit]

If we killed all the weather forecasters, would we still get snow? :confused1:

No, but if we killed all the lawyers, everything would cost a lot less, due to the lack of lawsuits! :eyepoke:

[Ken]

No, but if we killed all the lawyers, everything would cost a lot less, due to the lack of lawsuits! :eyepoke:

Is Crashdive logged in?

[2dumb2kwit]

Pretty much the same here, LowKey. Thought we'd get hit a bit harder than you closer to the coast.

I'm cranking up the thermostat, getting the sunlamp out from the attic, spreading a beach mat over the living room floor, throwing on a swimsuit, playing some Caribbean genre tunes on my iPod, and mixing up a batch of Pina Coladas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCF4RRikvIo&feature=related

No you're not.....'cuz you're gonna have this song stuck in your head, all day! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDdlHmzIdn8

[Ken]

No, but if we killed all the lawyers, everything would cost a lot less, due to the lack of lawsuits! :eyepoke:

Yeah, and we could still buy a set of 9 SAE open/box wrenches (made in China!) for $9.99, just like my client did. They came with a lifetime guarantee!

That guarantee was a good thing, because the first time he used one of them wrenches, the "ear" snapped off and turned his eyeball into splotch of goo that ran all over his shirt.

I still have a few unopened sets of those wrenches left over from the destructive lab testing. Want me to send you one, 2dumb?

[2dumb2kwit]

Yeah, and we could still buy a set of 9 SAE open/box wrenches (made in China!) for $9.99, just like my client did. They came with a lifetime guarantee!

That guarantee was a good thing, because the first time he used one of them wrenches, the "ear" snapped off and turned his eyeball into splotch of goo that ran all over his shirt.

I still have a few unopened sets of those wrenches left over from the destructive lab testing. Want me to send you one, 2dumb?

Nope. I don't use cheap wrenches. They break, and could hurt you. Any dummy knows that.:eyepoke:

[Ken]

Nope. I don't use cheap wrenches. They break, and could hurt you. Any dummy knows that.:eyepoke:

They still sell 'em! Maybe they'll stop if they get sued enough. :D

[2dumb2kwit]

They still sell 'em! Maybe they'll stop if they get sued enough. :D

McDonalds still sells hot coffee....but it cost more now, cuz they had to pay for that lawsuit. (And probable future suits.):6:

[Ken]

McDonalds still sells hot coffee....but it cost more now, cuz they had to pay for that lawsuit. (And probable future suits.):6:

McDonalds spends more money everyday on coffee stirrers than it cost to settle that lawsuit. Don't you love it when you get a coffee at the drive-thru and the lid isn't put on properly?

I have a cousin who owns a chain of Dunkin Donuts. The gross PROFIT on a medium cup of coffee is about $1.80. I figure that McDonalds broke even within 15 minutes of writing that check.

And thanks, 2dumb. Now I'm thinking about McDonalds breakfasts, and Egg McMuffins, and pancakes, and bacon. I'll be in the kitchen.

[BENESSE]

I only wish the woman who got burned did community service time for stupidity.

[Pocomoonskyeyes3]

I only wish the woman who got burned did community service time for stupidity.

Yeah, after all it was before "Iced Coffee" became so popular! What did she think, that she would spill it and only have to worry about a stain?

[2dumb2kwit]

B'sides - most of my soup supply is dry mix stuff. Prolly good for a few million years, in my colon.

There...I fixed it for you. LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

Look...I found out what kept Ken away from the computer, for so long!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ADeaQ_N-M&feature=related

[Rick]

Cute. Real cute. No uniform. No training. No nuttin'. Squirrel ninja wannabes are startin' to show up every where.

[crashdive123]

What you didn't see on the camera - what was upsetting the squirrel so much - the cameraman was showing it his nuts.




















http://cymfony.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/07/mr_peanut_4.jpg

[Ken]

So will that be paid for out of the 35% death tax, that goes into effect 1-1-11?:innocent:

Don't worry about it, 2dumb. I've already had your "end of life" planning taken care of for you.

[Ken]

10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 ..................

[Ken]

I see that the cold weather has slowed Crash's reflexes down a bit.

[Rick]

I think it's the surgery. He's furiously typing with one finger even as we speak...type.

[Rick]

If he figures out how to turn on Windows voice you guys are in a whole world of trouble.

[crashdive123]

If he figures out how to turn on Windows voice you guys are in a whole world of trouble.

Seriously? Hmmmmm.


Nah - that would be like shooting fish in a barrel....or on a pond.....or in a den.....or something.

[Ken]

I see that the cold weather has slowed Crash's reflexes down a bit.

11 minutes.



08:19 PM crashdive123 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/member.php?u=939)+ Viewing Thread
The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?t=8560)

[Rick]

I'll bet with Ken back you're working up a sweat. Not to mention a blister on your finger.

[2dumb2kwit]

LOL......Rick has even been booted to the 2d vs Ken thread! LOL:smash::clap:

You heathen! LOL

[equus]

LOL......Rick has even been booted to the 2d vs Ken thread! LOL:smash::clap:

You heathen! LOL

Nice..Play nice now gents....LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

You see that, Rick? Ken's back, and before you know it, you and I both are getting booted out off threads! Hmmm....what could be the common denomun.....denumina....donomen.....the cause???

[equus]

Your mouth????? Just wondering....LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

Dang, Ken....did you fall asleep? LOL


12:07 PM 2dumb2kwit Viewing User Profile
11:54 AM Ken+ Creating Thread
General Chat

[Ken]

Dang, Ken....did you fall asleep? LOL

Had to step away from the keyboard for a while, 2dumb.

[2dumb2kwit]

Had to step away from the keyboard for a while, 2dumb.

Oh, you had to take a .......







....break. LOL:knight:

[2dumb2kwit]

See....I told y'all!!

[Justin Case]

Oh, you had to take a .......







....break. LOL:knight:

ohhh,, thats just WRONG ,,,,,,,,:bored:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hmmmmmm. Maybe it did freeze over?

Didn't someone say, one time, that Ken will stop posting when......uht ohhhhhhh!:whistling:

[2dumb2kwit]

Let's say that somebody had some DDT and some Chlordane left over from the 1970's. Would it still be okay to use? :confused1:

Yes. You should probably use it like aftershave.:tt2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey Ken, does this mean that crash is not going to be an extremist any more???LOL


08:00 PM crashdive123+ Moderating

[Rick]

Man, the minute a guy can dress himself he's moving stuff left and right.

[crashdive123]

Man, the minute a guy can dress himself he's moving stuff left and right.

Nah. Still just using the left. The right is "tied up" for at least three more weeks.

[2dumb2kwit]

When I moved into my Mass. house, this stuff was on the walls of my closet. I still have the box in the basement

http://chicagogreenjobs.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/ddt-wallpaper.jpg

That explains a lot!:mellow:

[Ken]

there is not a weapon in existence more powerful than the human mind.

That's not true! How about 2dumb? :confused1:

[Ken]

Notice that Crash isn't logged in? :creepy:

[2dumb2kwit]

That's not true! How about 2dumb? :confused1:

He said human mind. LOL

[Ken]

He said human mind. LOL

I stand corrected. Sorry.

[2dumb2kwit]

Maybe a poll to see if we need a poll?

How about a poll to see if we should turn Ken into a newt....again.:huh:

[Ken]

How about a poll to see if we should turn Ken into a newt....again.:huh:

Crash is sleeping at the switch. Nice.

[crashdive123]

Crash is sleeping at the switch. Nice.

Actually, I was sleeping in the chair.

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey Ken.....lets be positive. Maybe the new forum will make it harder for crash to move our posts around. LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

Ken......we're sending some snow, up your way. We know how much you like the stuff! LOL:FRlol:

[crashdive123]

Hey Ken.....lets be positive. Maybe the new forum will make it harder for crash to move our posts around. LOL

So much for that plan.

[Ken]

Ken......we're sending some snow, up your way. We know how much you like the stuff! LOL:FRlol:

Enough to bury you until the spring thaw.

[2dumb2kwit]

So much for that plan.

Pfft! OK...so far I haven't found anything that I like about the new stuff.

There are a few things that I don't like about it.

[2dumb2kwit]

Enough to bury you until the spring thaw.

What? No smilie???

[Ken]

In the show they were looking at a specific sea organism that only lives at specific depths and in specific temperatures. They have found fossilized remains 80 feet higher on land at the same time frame that the shelf melted. That's all I know.

Sea worms. They found 'em in North Carolina, near the Virginia border. At least one of them is still alive and posting.

[Ken]

Crash? Did I mention any names? Well? Did I? Why do you automatically assume I'm referring to 2dumb? Huh? Whyyyyyyyy?

[2dumb2kwit]

I guess crash is asleep, in his chair....again!

[2dumb2kwit]

Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. *shakes head* Read all those old PMs I sent you. You should have known that already!

BTW - I'm not flexible enough to put my head where you told me it was about 5 PMs back...........

Wait, wait, wait......Kevin can tell the difference between your head, and your....

...huh, well I'll be......

[2dumb2kwit]

That level of fix is in the bowels of the forum. I'm not at all surprised that you'd be there but it's not something I can remedy. Chris will have to twik the tables or fix the forms or correct the code of whatever it is he does. It's all quite beneath me.

Oh....I was looking for Ken.
He must be on levels even lower. LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

Ah, reminds me the good old days, before I became a lawyer, when banks used to pay me, among other things, to break into their shareholder service (mutual funds) systems. I remember that Asst. VP in Boston in 1984. The one at the meeting in the prototype center, where I was about to present my initial security analysis findings to my firm's owner and to a SVP and two VPs from the bank. The same Asst. VP who indignantly said that she had personally designed a tamper-proof system, and that nobody could ever break into it, and that paying my firm to redesign the system was a waste of money. The one whose head snapped up (so I was told) when the demonstration printer started printing out checks payable to me only 5 minutes after I excused myself from the meeting. The very same one who couldn't turn the system off because I had just changed her security access to level "0". The one who didn't even know that the on/off switch was located on the side of the high speed printer. And I always wondered if Marsha Andelman blamed herself or me when they fired her that morning.

So, she was even dumber than you???

[Ken]

I was gonna' relpy to post #4, but it's only going to get moved, so why bother?

[Ken]

Come to think of it, 2dumb, you look an awful lot like Marsha would have, after a sex-change operation.

[2dumb2kwit]

Come to think of it, 2dumb, you look an awful lot like Marsha would have, after a sex-change operation.

44 minutes, and that's the best you could come up with???

Aaaaaahahahahahah!!!

[2dumb2kwit]

It's your choice. You can have the world of options with IE or Firefox or shuffle around in the dark with Chrome and Opera. Safari doesn't work either. :)


Or you could draw pictures on the screen with a Sharpie.....like Ken does. LOL:drink:

[2dumb2kwit]

Look.....up in the sky.....it's Gay-man and Handi-man, joining forces, to try and defeat 2dumb! LOL


Ken 04:45 PM Private Messaging
Rick 04:43 PM Private Messaging

[BENESSE]

What, now?!?

[2dumb2kwit]

What, now?!?

LOL...I was just messin' with Ken and Rick.

Did you watch the videos in the "super-hero thread"?

[Ken]

Nope. I don't PM Rick anymore. Why should I? Over 10,000 requests to BAN 2dumb so far, and no results yet.

[2dumb2kwit]

Aaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahah ahahahaahaha!!!!!!!!

Stop it. You're killin' me. (wipes tears). The Sovereign Independent. There's unbiased reporting for sure. Ahahaahahahaha

Now, what was that you told me, when I said something about you reading the huffington post???:whistling:

[Ken]

Now, what was that you told me, when I said something about you reading the huffington post???:whistling:

My thoughts excatly. +1, 2dumb.

[crashdive123]

Now, what was that you told me, when I said something about you reading the huffington post???:whistling:


My thoughts excatly. +1, 2dumb.

You guys knock it off or I'll be moving posts. It'll really confuse other members to see you two agreeing.

[2dumb2kwit]

You guys knock it off or I'll be moving posts. It'll really confuse other members to see you two agreeing.

I can't seem to help it. It's like having a scrawny brother....it's O.K. if I pick on him, but.....LOL

[Ken]

2dumb? I say we should hit every thread here. EVEN WITH THE SAME POSTS! Let's keep this guy busy!!!!

[Ken]

I can't seem to help it. It's like having a scrawny brother....it's O.K. if I pick on him, but.....LOL

Brains over fat any day, 2dumb. Break any more scales today?

[Rick]

There's another one gone.

[2dumb2kwit]

Brains over fat any day, 2dumb. Break any more scales today?

Nope....you make anyone think their gnome came to life, today?

[2dumb2kwit]

There's another one gone.

Crash started it!

[Rick]

and another one.

[Ken]

Nope....you make anyone think their gnome came to life, today?

You see that other post by Chris today in the thread about sugar? The one where he said he majored in genetics?

I'll betcha' he'd have a field day with you! I can just imagine what your family tre....... I mean ......... weed must look like.

[Rick]

Crash is gonna be a busy man.

[Ken]

Crash is gonna be a busy man.

Well, if he's such a good exterminator, how come 2dumb's still here?

[Camp10]

I'll betcha' he'd have a field day with you! I can just imagine what your family tre....... I mean ......... weed must look like.

wait, I thought down south the family tree was a wreath...it just goes around and back to itself...

[Ken]

Crash is gonna be a busy man.

No big deal.. 2dumb and I are PRIVILEGED! Were the only members ('cept for you admins and mods) who can continue to insult another member AND NOT GET BANNED!!!!!

I don't care if we can only insult each other! In my case, 2dumbs insults don't amount to a hill of beans. In his case, well, he ain't bright enough to realize he's even been insulted.

[Ken]

wait, I thought down south the family tree was a wreath...it just goes around and back to itself...

Excellent point! 2dumb, you just run off and complain to your uncle/brother/grandpa and see what he has to say!

[crashdive123]

Don't make me use my right arm.

[Ken]

Don't make me use my right arm.

You keep any special buttons near your right hand?

[2dumb2kwit]

You keep any special buttons near your right hand?

Yeah...the yankee banner. He can take out you and camp, with one motion! LOL

[crashdive123]

You keep any special buttons near your right hand?

None that I can't reach with my left.

[Ken]

It kinda tickles, when I think! LOL

But doesn't your butt get sore?

[2dumb2kwit]

Did y'all see that Ken has a new movie, coming out?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxbjC7e8lGA

[BENESSE]

A timeless love...an epic battle...which one's you?
I KNOW you're in there somewhere, 2D!

[2dumb2kwit]

A timeless love...an epic battle...which one's you?
I KNOW you're in there somewhere, 2D!

I'm the ruggedly handsome big guy...with lots of common sense. LOL

[BENESSE]

You got the wrong movie, then.

[2dumb2kwit]

Oops...sorry. I saw the title..

Dehydrated veg update.
..and thought this was a thread about Ken.:oops:

[2dumb2kwit]

You know you can lure 2D out of his lair if there's bacon in the title of the thread. Now, what do we use for Ken?


You may need to add sound, to really get his attention. LOL
6596

[2dumb2kwit]

Wait a minute! Hold the phone! Back this truck up! Ken made a post and no one said hello?

High ya, Ken!!

I was going to....but I figured crash would move my post, so I didn't bother. LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

I was going to....but I figured crash would move my post, so I didn't bother. LOL


See.....and y'all question me. Pfft!

[2dumb2kwit]

Oh --- Ken Yakosabi.

You spelled it wrong. It's Yankeesob.

[2dumb2kwit]

Ahhhhh......I feel so...at home, now.
I can say what I want, here.



There once was a lawyer from Nantucket......LOL

[Ken]

Is that NAPA commercial right.....if I wear a camouflage hat, can people not see what I'm thinking?

Hat or no hat, how could anyone see you do something that you're incapable of doing in the first place?

[welderguy]

Wow been awhile since I've seen this thread active.

[Ken]

Your vacation is over, Crash.

[2dumb2kwit]

Hat or no hat, how could anyone see you do something that you're incapable of doing in the first place?

That, sir, sounded like a double negative, to me. I would expect better from a learned man, like yourself.

Oh, wait. Ken....was that you?

Nevermind!

[crashdive123]

Miss me????

[2dumb2kwit]

LOL.....with all the tornado warnings here, and suddenly seeing Ken, I thought a tornado just hit....and brought on of the wicked witches flying monkees! LOL

[Ken]

That, sir, sounded like a double negative, to me. I would expect better from a learned man, like yourself.

Oh, wait. Ken....was that you?

Nevermind!

What double negative? The only negative thing around here is your IQ.

[2dumb2kwit]

What double negative? The only negative thing around here is your IQ.

...and the size of your "little yankee".
(Snicker, Snicker)

[BENESSE]

Well, what do you know?!
We're getting the band together again!

[Rick]

They're baaaaaaack.

[2dumb2kwit]

"Manly" men!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc1am3KyYgA

[2dumb2kwit]

Another "Manly" man!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL7n5mEmXJo&feature=related

[2dumb2kwit]

So......Ken......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sBmUszhP_Q

[Rick]

Whatcha doin' with that lawn mower blade?
I aim to kill you with it.

Someplace in this world is a village run by Karl Childers, Forest Gump and Raymond Babbitt.

[2dumb2kwit]

Whatcha doin' with that lawn mower blade?
I aim to kill you with it.

Someplace in this world is a village run by Karl Childers, Forest Gump and Raymond Babbitt.

This may be that place! LOL
(I'm an excellent driver.)

[Rick]

I didn't want to be too bold but, yeah, I think you might be right. 82, 82, 82.

[2dumb2kwit]

Ken is half way, to being an idiot savant.

[Rick]

Well, there's another post gone. Oh, wait. He can't move it can he? It's already here. Boy, that will twist his knickers.

[2dumb2kwit]

Well, there's another post gone. Oh, wait. He can't move it can he? It's already here. Boy, that will twist his knickers.

See....I was actually getting a thread back on topic!!! LOL

[Ken]

See....I was actually getting a thread back on topic!!! LOL

Let 2dumb's posts be a warning to everyone about the terrible effects of major head injuries. That poor boy just ain't right.

[Rick]

They named a sammich after him.

http://dcist.com/attachments/dcist_melissa/Oysters_PoBoy.jpg

[Ken]

They named a sammich after him.

http://dcist.com/attachments/dcist_melissa/Oysters_PoBoy.jpg

Sure looks like him to me. Po Boy.

[Justin Case]

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k150/livegolf16/redneck.jpg

[Ken]

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k150/livegolf16/redneck.jpg

Awww, Scott and 2dumb had their pictures taken together!

[Winnie]

Oh it is good to see this thread active again. After all the hoo-ha caused by MM and DB, it's nice to see Crash back at his day job!

[Ken]

You can contest someone's view without calling them names in the process. The rules are quite clear and specific.

I agree. I'll bet even that MORON 2dumb agrees.

[2dumb2kwit]

If we can show compassion for moose or deer or rabbits we should be able to show compassion to fellow humans. Skunks I'm not so sure about yet. As long as they point it down wind I suppose.

If you keep talking about Ken like that, crash will move your post to another thread!

[Rick]

Fess up. You miss him, don't you?

[BENESSE]

Y'all need a better bait 'n that. Let's see some bills.

[Redwolf]

This is like watching the Special Olympics. BOTH get medals

[Rick]

I thought you were leaving. Don't let the door hit ya.

[2dumb2kwit]

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii67/crashdive123/Forum%20Fun/chicken-little-dancing.gif

Well would you look at that......Chicken little is doing the Yankee Lawyer Dance! LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

This is like watching the Special Olympics. BOTH get medals

Soooo, you watch the special olympics?:huh::whistling:

[Ken]

It really warms my heart to learn that I've been missed. :yes:


So how come you Mods haven't BANNED that MORON 2Dumb by now?

[Sarge47]

It really warms my heart to learn that I've been missed. :yes:


So how come you Mods haven't BANNED that MORON 2Dumb by now?

Yay! Ken's back! All of the ambulance drivers must have been at lunch! Ken, if we banned people for being morons we'd have to take out the lawyers next! :yes:

[Sarge47]

It really warms my heart to learn that I've been missed. :yes:

Yeah, right, you're a lawyer, Ken, you don't HAVE a heart, remember? :scared:

[2dumb2kwit]

Yay! Ken's back! All of the ambulance drivers must have been at lunch! Ken, if we banned people for being morons we'd have to take out the lawyers next! :yes:

"Kens back" isn't the problem. Kens mouth is! LOL

(snicker, snicker....I crack myself up!)

[2dumb2kwit]

Yeah, right, you're a lawyer, Ken, you don't HAVE a heart, remember? :scared:

Sure he has a heart.
He keeps it in a jar.
It's one that he ripped out of the chest of a cute little puppy.

[Ken]

Yay! Ken's back! All of the ambulance drivers must have been at lunch! Ken, if we banned people for being morons we'd have to take out the lawyers next! :yes:

What do you mean, "we?" You'd be history here right after 2Dumb was banned.

[Ken]

WTH? I've been moved AGAIN? What kind of a "Welcome Home" is this?

[crashdive123]

Figured it would make you feel more at home. Just like old times.

[Rick]

He's baaaaaack.

[Ken]

And you're STILL here. :eyepoke:

[2dumb2kwit]

Who let the dogs out? Woof, Woof.

Where the @#$# have you been?


7779
Need we say more?

[Ken]

Wow! Ken has made three posts that haven't been moved to this thread. http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?8560-The-Official-2D2K-VS-Ken-Thread&highlight=2d2k Of course all bets are off if 2D2K logs on.

I take that as both a challenge and as a bit of bad news. DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THAT IDIOT NORTH CAROLINIAN MORON HASN'T BEEN BANNED YET?

[Ken]

Practice with a MORON target. Every shot is an AZZ shot.

[crashdive123]

I'm back up to speed. Thank you for the valuable service that you have provided.

[Sarge47]

I take that as both a challenge and as a bit of bad news. DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THAT IDIOT NORTH CAROLINIAN MORON HASN'T BEEN BANNED YET?A lawyer calling somebody else a moron, now that's funny I don't care who you are!.....:p

[welderguy]

Oh there we go !! thats more like it

[Ken]

I'm back up to speed. Thank you for the valuable service that you have provided.

You're welcome. And just for the record, please note that I didn't mention 2Dumb's name in that post. Funny that you would conclude, as do I, that the words MORON and AZZ clearly refer to him.

[Ken]

A lawyer calling somebody else a moron, now that's funny I don't care who you are!.....:p

Shouldn't you be hanging around a bus station somewhere?

[Ken]

Good info to know, Now will it help stop an idiot from still trying it? Doubt it!!

How come you can talk about 2Dumb like that and I can't?

[welderguy]

How come you can talk about 2Dumb like that and I can't?

Cause Im special, ( shoulda waited for the move before replying)

[Ken]

It's just not fair.

[crashdive123]

It's not fair......It's the law counselor.

[Ken]

What, another one of those "executive orders?" You know who you're beginning to remind me of?

[Ken]

And no, it's not the one from Illinois...

[2dumb2kwit]

It sure didn't take long for Ken to end up here. Hahaha.

[2dumb2kwit]

It's just not fair.

Neither is being 5'3", but you have learned how to deal with that..........Grumpy.

[crashdive123]

Let the games begin.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uQx35VwUQI

[Ken]

Neither is being 5'3", but you have learned how to deal with that..........Grumpy.

Watch it, son. Remember those 40 lbs I told you I gained since November? Well, all I've eaten for days is salad and chicken. I hate salad and chicken. Beware. I'm in a "fowl" mood, and I just may take it out on the dumbest thing known to mankind. You.

[Ken]

Chuckle. Looks like Crashdive will be staying awake all night.

[2dumb2kwit]

Watch it, son. Remember those 40 lbs I told you I gained since November? Well, all I've eaten for days is salad and chicken. I hate salad and chicken. Beware. I'm in a "fowl" mood, and I just may take it out on the dumbest thing known to mankind. You.

Sooooooo....you're fowl?
Who knew. It appears that Gnomes taste like chicken.

[Ken]

Sooooooo....you're fowl?
Who knew. It appears that Gnomes taste like chicken.

You've been dating Janet Reno again, haven't you?

[2dumb2kwit]

You've been dating Janet Reno again, haven't you?

Nah....I prefer women.

[Ken]

Nah....I prefer women.

:clap::clap::clap:

[BENESSE]

Only 3 posts to barfing...that has to be a new record. (and all without the "hong")
A lot of stove up energy there...y'all hang on to your pantyhose.

[crashdive123]

They're just out of practice.

[Sarge47]

Popcorn! Get your hot buttered popcorn here! You can't watch the match without some nice, hot buttered popcorn! See the midget lawyer match wits with the hillbilly from North Carolina! Place your bets, buy a souvenir gnome today!....:creepy:....:whistling:

[BENESSE]

...and all it took is a little 2nd Amendment rigmarole.

Gimme a 32oz diet Coke and a pack o' Junior Mints.

[2dumb2kwit]

Ken, great to see you around, stay a while. good letter btw. You would make a great whatchamacallit.

Ambulance chaser?

[2dumb2kwit]

Ken, great to see you around, stay a while. good letter btw. You would make a great whatchamacallit.

Court jester? (Get it, Rick?) LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

Ken, great to see you around, stay a while. good letter btw. You would make a great whatchamacallit.

Court house Gnome?

[Ken]

2D is getting hitched???? the world coming to an end?? the sky falling??? well huh? whodathunkit? Congrats to 2D,and to the bride to be....my sincere condolences:) (JK)

I'd say something but Crash will just move my post. :(

[Ken]

You've certainly grown gun shy in you long absence. :sneaky2:


Nah, just more practical with age. UNLIKE THAT MORON 2DUMB!

[Ken]

That's what happens when you're too dumb to quit. It's not like he didn't clue us in from the beginning.

I AGREE! And I hope you read this before it gets moved.

[Ken]

Will it mask your DOG BREATH, you MORON?

[Sarge47]

2D2Q doesn't quite get it, does he? It's impossible for him to insult Ken. It's like the Friars roast of Charlie Sheen. Nobody could insult him because all they were doing was stating facts!....:w00t:

[Ken]

2D2Q doesn't quite get it, does he? It's impossible for him to insult Ken. It's like the Friars roast of Charlie Sheen. Nobody could insult him because all they were doing was stating facts!....:w00t:


Gee, Sarge, I just noticed your new avatar. It makes you look less rabid than you are in real life.

[crashdive123]

Gee, Sarge, I just noticed your new avatar. It makes you look less rabid than you are in real life.

He's changed it several times while you were away. Seems like the ole disciplinarian didn't have the same impact with his last one. Nobody believed the bite or the bark.

http://cdn.cutestpaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/l-Lil-wolf-pup.png

[Ken]

It's the rabies I'm worried about.

[Sarge47]

Gee, Sarge, I just noticed your new avatar. It makes you look less rabid than you are in real life.

(deep sigh) Yeah, I changed it, they said the old one was scaring the kiddies on here and freaking out the straights!....:creepy:....:whistling:

[BENESSE]

(deep sigh) Yeah, I changed it, they said the old one was scaring the kiddies on here and freaking out the straights!....:creepy:....:whistling:

Kyrat proves you can do that without the scary avatar.

[kyratshooter]

Kyrat proves you can do that without the scary avatar.

Terrible state of affairs when folks freak out, get scared and run away squeeling like little girls just because you tell them they are wrong, or stupid, or both.

Perhaps we should be politically correct and begin refering to folk as "low information outdoorsmen", ignoring the well known fact that "you can't fix stupid".

I might start using my own picture in my avitar if I could figure out how to morph it into a red eyed demon wolf!

[BENESSE]

Let's all agree that this is going to be the last vestige of political incorrectness.
The first one who holds back and minces words will get 10 lashes with a wet noodle.

[Sarge47]

In honor of Ken showing back up after a long absence might I suggest a nice Squirrel Stew for him?....:lol:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hmmmm....A big ol' pot of squirrel stew, then get spanked by "B"?
Wait, wait, wait........is this my bachelor party?:munchies:

[welderguy]

Terrible state of affairs when folks freak out, get scared and run away squeeling like little girls just because you tell them they are wrong, or stupid, or both.
Maybe we need a " Im taking my toys and going home" section. That way when people want to cry about being butt hurt they have a section all there own!
Perhaps we should be politically correct and begin refering to folk as "low information outdoorsmen", ignoring the well known fact that "you can't fix stupid".

I might start using my own picture in my avitar if I could figure out how to morph it into a red eyed demon wolf!

Im sorry but i was told no politics, and being politically correct may cross that line. so just to be safe I will refrain from doing so!

[welderguy]

Let's all agree that this is going to be the last vestige of political incorrectness.
The first one who holds back and minces words will get 10 lashes with a wet noodle.

WOW, I usually have to pay for them kind of dates!!!!!!!

[oly]

Ken, who do you think wears the paints in the house?

http://vimeo.com/61275290

Mr 2d

Mrs 2d

[Ken]

Ken, who do you think wears the paints in the house?

http://vimeo.com/61275290

Mr 2d


Mrs 2d

Mrs. 2Dumb. Mr. 2Dumb only dresses in drag.

[Ken]

In my little brain, ....

I concur with your observation.

[2dumb2kwit]

This group is a bit more "open-minded" about political agendas than most of the public seems to be. Even so, do you remember all of the wacky Conspiracy Theories that we laughed about a few years ago? A few of them don't seem so far-fetched anymore.

Oh. When I first saw the title of this thread, I thought you were talking about believing that a dumb southerner could outwit a yankee lawyer and make him look so bad, that the yankee lawyer would tuck-tail and run away for months, in embarrassment. :lol:

[Ken]

I just sent Crash a PM about this one. :tt2:

[2dumb2kwit]

first things first LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ken, Need me to send you a couple books so you can catch up with some of the others on here when it comes to the Law?

To see eye to eye with others here, Ken doesn't need to read those books.....he needs to sit on them.:lol:

[2dumb2kwit]

That gnome you saw at law school, wasn't yard art. It was actually Ken, on the way to teach a class.:lol:

[Ken]

To see eye to eye with others here, Ken doesn't need to read those books.....he needs to sit on them.:lol:


That gnome you saw at law school, wasn't yard art. It was actually Ken, on the way to teach a class.:lol:

Ah-hahahahahahahahahahah! Your posts got moved AGAIN! Some MORONS never learn. Maybe you'd understand better if you got BANNED! <------ Hint to Admins and Mods

[welderguy]

That gnome you saw at law school, wasn't yard art. It was actually Ken, on the way to teach a class.

To see eye to eye with others here, Ken doesn't need to read those books.....he needs to sit on them
Now that it got moved I will comment , HAHAHAHAHAHA that there is some funny stuff 2D!!!!

[Ken]

Now that it got moved I will comment , HAHAHAHAHAHA that there is some funny stuff 2D!!!!


Shouldn't you be off somewhere playing with a blow torch?

[BENESSE]

To see eye to eye with others here, Ken doesn't need to read those books.....he needs to sit on them.:lol:

Sit on them? That's not saying much about the others.:sneaky2:

[welderguy]

Shouldn't you be off somewhere playing with a blow torch?

Its raining, so I get to spend all day visiting with ya all!! aint you lucky.

[welderguy]

Sit on them? That's not saying much about the others.:sneaky2:

Oh good catch I thought he said stand on them !!!!

[2dumb2kwit]

Most of his conversations are had sitting at a desk. (Or conference table.)

[2dumb2kwit]

Did y'all notice that crash moved the two funny ones, but left the one that said that Ken knows what he's talking about? Man....talk about favoritism. LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

Ah-hahahahahahahahahahah! Your posts got moved AGAIN! Some MORONS never learn. Maybe you'd understand better if you got BANNED! <------ Hint to Admins and Mods

And exactly how many of your post have been moved here?

[Ken]

And exactly how many of your post have been moved here?

A couple. Maybe 3.

[Ken]

I slay myself.

For best results, practice on 2Dumb first.

[Rick]

Hey 2Dumb....when you've seen Un, you've seen 'em all. Get it? Kim Jong Un?

(How's that, Ken?)

[Ken]

Hey 2Dumb....when you've seen Un, you've seen 'em all. Get it? Kim Jong Un?

(How's that, Ken?)


No, no, no.... the SLAY part, not the joke part.

[Rick]

Ohhhhh. (Making note).

[crashdive123]

The movers around here work pretty fast. Looks like Rick got caught up in the move.:whistling:

[Ken]

If Ken got his P.O.S. Ford up to the speed of sound, and then got scared, could he hear himself screaming like a little girl?

Crash, you're slipping. Did you miss this post?

[Ken]

You're sharper than a lawyer I know! LOL

Crash? This one, too.

[crashdive123]

Got em. Thanks for keeping an eye on things.

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii67/crashdive123/Forum%20Fun/Eye.gif

:whistling::whistling::whistling:

[2dumb2kwit]

Have you tried removing you tin-foil lined red pointy hat?

[Ken]

Have you tried removing you tin-foil lined red pointy hat?

You know that Crash is going to move that post, right? Are you trying to waste his time? I think he should BAN YOU, YOU MORON!

[2dumb2kwit]

You know that Crash is going to move that post, right? Are you trying to waste his time? I think he should BAN YOU, YOU MORON!

Moron? I'm not the one having trouble posting.

[Ken]

Something to wake up to.

Forget the bacon. I'd rather wake up next to the pig than be that alarm clock and wake up next to you, 2Dumb.

There. I'm happy now. Feel free to move my post to the other thread now, Crash.

[Ken]

Ken, you've been nominated to give 2D away at his upcoming wedding. And don't leave any bread crumbs (or bacon bits, in 2D's case) behind you.

Give him away? I've gotta' pay his fiancée millions to take him. :yes:

[2dumb2kwit]

Forget the bacon. I'd rather wake up next to the pig than be that alarm clock and wake up next to you, 2Dumb.

There. I'm happy now. Feel free to move my post to the other thread now, Crash.

Careful....it appears that waking up next to a pig too many times, makes you mad enough to sell their golf clubs. Hahaha.

[Ken]

Nice. :sneaky2: You name a thread ":cool: Finally...!" and I get all excited because I think that 2Dumb got BANNED. And then I read about your lousy bullets.

Please don't do anything like that again.

[Ken]

Folks....let's leave politics out of it and refrain from name calling.

I'm okay with the politics part, but are you saying :sneaky2: that I can't call 2Dumb a MORON? :confused1: If THAT'S what you mean, I'll go and join a basket weaving forum. :crying:

[2dumb2kwit]

"I Don't Want to Have this Conversation."

Who among us has ever talked to Ken and NOT thought that?
(Snicker, snicker)

[Ken]

Who among us has ever talked to Ken and NOT thought that?
(Snicker, snicker)

Let me get this straight..... You got MARRIED yesterday. It's 3:30 am on the morning after your wedding, and WHERE ARE YOU? POSTING IN THE FORUMS?????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :lol:

[2dumb2kwit]

Just because I'm not union, doesn't mean that I don't get to take a break every now and then. LOL

[Ken]

Just because I'm not union, doesn't mean that I don't get to take a break every now and then. LOL

Got thrown out of the bedroom already, huh?

http://cache.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/1125200-bigthumbnail.jpg (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=computer+dog+house&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=KgNFtz0-RmoV4M&tbnid=gYfhazumUvYIvM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fabstract.desktopnexus.com%2Fwallp aper%2F1125200%2F&ei=uN5zUeyvAem60QHhtoCoCA&bvm=bv.45512109,d.dmQ&psig=AFQjCNG_gUvsKMmc3CXM4g6JpaYIF5yM5A&ust=1366634515736818)

[BENESSE]

She's thinking...15yrs together and I might as well make it official...get half of his $hit when the time comes. The ammo alone would be worth it. :yes:

[crashdive123]

Not to mention the bacon stash.

[Ken]

The Official 2Dumb & Mrs. 2Dumb Wedding Photo

http://brocrastinator.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Ugly-Guy-Hot-Wife-300x225.jpg (http://brocrastinator.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Ugly-Guy-Hot-Wife.jpg)

[BENESSE]

9163 This is from the early years. 2D upgraded from a parrot to a mule.

[Ken]

So.... 2dumb's been on his Honeymoon since last weekend. :fisticuffs: I sure hope they're having a great time! :clap:

On another note, has anyone noticed that the average I.Q. on the Forums seems to have jumped about 20 points in the last few days? :smartass: I wonder why..... :confused1: Do you have any thoughts on the subject, Crash?