The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

[crashdive123]

I've got a ban button?

[2dumb2kwit]

Ken....you have a little something on you nose, there.:innocent:

[Ken]

Ken....you have a little something on you nose, there.:innocent:

:sneaky2:


I've got a ban button?

Yes you do, sir. If I may be of assistance, I'd like to give it a test drive (so to speak) just to make sure it's working properly in case you need to use it. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

I was going to find a weasel picture, to post, but calling a lawyer a weasel just seems............redundant.

[Ken]

I was going to find a weasel picture, to post, but calling a lawyer a weasel just seems............redundant.

Okay, 2dumb. You win. Here's your trophy.

http://thegazz.com/gblogs/karinfuller/files/2008/08/whiner.JPG

[Ken]

2dumb. I've found a great avatar for you.

http://blog.newsok.com/television/files/2009/06/biggest-loser.jpg

[BENESSE]

Finally! Someone other than me and Ken, got kicked out of a thread! LOL:clap:

Welcome to the club, BENESSE.

I'm bad. I'm real BAAAAD.

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb. I've found a great avatar for you.

http://blog.newsok.com/television/files/2009/06/biggest-loser.jpg

Pfft! You're a big shot yankee lawyer, that spends his spare time trying to out wit a dumb redneck.....unsuccessfully.......and you think I'm a loser? LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

Pfft! You're a big shot yankee lawyer, that spends his spare time trying to out wit a dumb redneck.....unsuccessfully.......and you think I'm a loser? LOL:innocent:

2dumb, I've tried to be patient and kind with you, but you've just crossed the line. :sneaky2:

Calling yourself a "dumb redneck" is an insult to people who really are dumb rednecks. Your intelligence and wit pales in comparison to theirs.

[oly]

Hmmmm rednecks & lawyers... No wounder there's over 500 posts here.

[2dumb2kwit]

Hmmmm rednecks & lawyers... No wounder there's over 500 posts here.

It would be a lot less, if I didn't have to keep explaining things, to Ken.:innocent:

[oly]

Lawyers don't understand things 2D.

[2dumb2kwit]

So, Ken.....who did you spend all your time berating, before I came along?:sneaky2:

[Ken]

It would be a lot less, if I didn't have to keep explaining things, to Ken.:innocent:

You wouldn't have to explain anything if you were even remotely capable of having and then reducing a cogent and/or rational thought to writing in the first place.

*shakes head* Idiot. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Lawyers don't understand things 2D.

Especially yankee lawyers.:smash:

[Ken]

So, Ken.....who did you spend all your time berating, before I came along?:sneaky2:

Rem........ Never mind. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

You wouldn't have to explain anything if you were even remotely capable of having and then reducing a cogent and/or rational thought to writing in the first place.

*shakes head* Idiot. :sneaky2:

OK...I got the cog part, but why would I ration my thoughts?:online2long:

[Ken]

......... but why would I ration my thoughts?:online2long:

Because, poor 2dumb, you of all people will have so very few of them during the course of your life. You should spread them out. Think of them as survival food that you can only eat a small morsel of every few years. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

You should spread them out. :innocent:


Ohhhhhhh, I've been spreading it! LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

Ohhhhhhh, I've been spreading it! LOL:innocent:

We know.

http://www.personal.psu.edu/set5099/blogs/english_202c_technical_writing/manure-773537.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

We know.

http://www.personal.psu.edu/set5099/blogs/english_202c_technical_writing/manure-773537.jpg

I like to refer to it as "lawyer grease".

[Ken]

I like to refer to it as "lawyer grease".

Oh yeah? Let me explain something, 2dumb. The only place you're ever gonna' get "lawyer grease" is up your arse - just before the lawyer rams something that feels like a telephone poll up there. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Um....actually....9 people have chosen their dog, over you. (So far.)
That's 9 dogs.........making you 10th. (So far.):innocent:

I have 4 dogs. So that should put him in 13th. place. :innocent:

Can't you get ANYTHING right, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

[Ken]

He picks on me.:innocent:

Hey, your family and friends need a break some time, don't they? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

I have 4 dogs. So that should put him in 13th. place. :innocent:

Can't you get ANYTHING right, 2dumb? :sneaky2:


Dang it....I reminded Trax of one thing that he likes about you!:sneaky2:

[Ken]

You know, 2dumb, if we ever took our show on the road, we could probably earn a few bucks. How about we split it, say 90% Ken and 10% 2dumb? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey.....what the.......



......Toto, we're not in Kansas, anymore!:innocent:

[Ken]

So Crash, wadda' you do? Just hang there looking to move posts in a split second? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

You know, 2dumb, if we ever took our show on the road, we could probably earn a few bucks. How about we split it, say 90% Ken and 10% 2dumb? :innocent:

OK...you get 90% of the gross, but you pay all the bills, out of your part.

[Ken]

OK...you get 90% of the gross, but you pay all the bills, out of your part.

Uh, 2dumb? My contracts are always "triple-net" so to speak. My out of pocket expenses (including travel related costs) get paid IN ADDITION to my fees. So, you have a deal. :)

[2dumb2kwit]

Uh, 2dumb? My contracts are always "triple-net" so to speak. My out of pocket expenses (including travel related costs) get paid IN ADDITION to my fees. So, you have a deal. :)

Well we're not talking about "your" contracts, we're talking about "our" contract, and I also want 51% interest, in all decision making.

[Ken]

Well we're not talking about "your" contracts, we're talking about "our" contract, and I also want 51% interest, in all decision making.

Okay, 2dumb, it will be "our" contract, but I do all the negotiating.

And you can have 51% control of all decisions - but only those involving which pair of socks you'll wear on any given day. I'll take care of the rest of the "details." :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Okay, 2dumb, it will be "our" contract, but I do all the negotiating.

And you can have 51% control of all decisions - but only those involving which pair of socks you'll wear on any given day. I'll take care of the rest of the "details." :innocent:

Not a chance. You being a lawyer, doesn't mean a whole lot, to me. I've changed, negotiated, signed, and executed my fair share of contracts. (Up to, and including 7 figure contracts.) I have gone toe to toe with lawyers, and backed them down. I can hold my own.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Not a chance. You being a lawyer, doesn't mean a whole lot, to me. I've changed, negotiated, signed, and executed my fair share of contracts. (Up to, and including 7 figure contracts.) I have gone toe to toe with lawyers, and backed them down. I can hold my own.:sneaky2:

Ahhhh, I see. You ARE a hard negotiator.

Okay. 95% Ken and 5% 2dumb. Deal? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Ahhhh, I see. You ARE a hard negotiator.

Okay. 95% Ken and 5% 2dumb. Deal? :innocent:

85%-15%, and all the squirrels you can eat.:innocent:

[Ken]

85%-15%, and all the squirrels you can eat.:innocent:

Deals off, 2dumb. :sneaky2: Maybe you can team up with Rick and work the rural circuit.

http://i.treehugger.com/cowclones.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Deals off, 2dumb. :sneaky2: Maybe you can team up with Rick and work the rural circuit.

http://i.treehugger.com/cowclones.jpg

Mooooove over, cable guy!:smash:

[Ken]

Mooooove over, cable guy!:smash:

Look at the bright side. I can always be your agent. 40%.

[2dumb2kwit]

Look at the bright side. I can always be your agent. 40%.

8%......and all the squirrels, you can eat.:innocent:

[Ken]

8%......and all the squirrels, you can eat.:innocent:

Okay, I'll give you 8% and all the squrrels I can eat. Which is none. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Okay, I'll give you 80% and all the squrrels I can eat. Which is none. :sneaky2:

OK...just sign this, and we'll draw up the rest of it later.:innocent:

[Ken]

OK...just sign this, and we'll draw up the rest of it later.:innocent:

You could have at least waited for the fine print section to try to sneak major changes through. :sneaky2: Haven't I taught you ANYTHING??? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

You could have at least waited for the fine print section to try to sneak major changes through. :sneaky2: Haven't I taught you ANYTHING??? :innocent:

I thought we were just playing. I would never try to do something so shady, if I thought it was serious!

All joking aside, I have actually caught something like that, before.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

I thought we were just playing. I would never try to do something so shady, if I thought it was serious!

All joking aside, I have actually caught something like that, before.:sneaky2:

Sadly, too many people really do try to pull that off. I've seen it happen in divorce separation agreements more than a few times. That's why I'll never sign or approve ANYTHING I get in writing until I've re-read it at least three times.

[Eu_citzen]

Sadly, too many people really do try to pull that off. I've seen it happen in divorce separation agreements more than a few times. That's why I'll never sign or approve ANYTHING I get in writing until I've re-read it at least three times.

I'm joining in for a short comment.:sneaky2:

Good idea!:)

[Rick]

You want to stay clear of this thread, EU. As far as we know, only lunatics run loose in this one.

[Eu_citzen]

You want to stay clear of this thread, EU. As far as we know, only lunatics run loose in this one.

Why'd you think that Rick?
Is it reserved in some way? :huh::tongue_smilie:

[Winnie]

Why'd you think that Rick?
Is it reserved in some way? :huh::tongue_smilie:

Oh yes! You've either got to be brave or stupid to get involved in this one! The rest of us just pop in to see what insults, ahem, heated debates are occurring. And with that I'm outta here:blushing:puts tin helmet back on and disappears beneath parapet

[Ken]

You want to stay clear of this thread, EU. As far as we know, only lunatics run loose in this one.

Be VERY careful, Twinkie Man! :sneaky2: If 2dumb and I team up against you, you'll be banning yourself out of sheer frustration.

Of course, you could avoid that possibility entirely if you simply BAN 2dumb first! :innocent:

[Rick]

I should fear a lawyer and an addled race care driver. Riiiiiiiight.

EU - These two slug it out on here. Some day they'll realize that it's only words and neither of them are going to win. (shrug).

[Ken]

I should fear a lawyer and an addled race care driver. Riiiiiiiight.

EU - These two slug it out on here. Some day they'll realize that it's only words and neither of them are going to win. (shrug).

Yes, I am a lawyer. :) I noticed you left it at that and did not add any insults. Rightfully so, as none are warranted.

However, you DID note that 2dumb is "addled." And that is exactly the point of this entire thread. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Yes, I am a lawyer. :) I noticed you left it at that and did not add any insults. Rightfully so, as none are warranted.

However, you DID note that 2dumb is "addled." And that is exactly the point of this entire thread. :innocent:

Ken, you clueless twit.......that's because it's obvious, how messed-up you are!:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Ken, you clueless twit.......that's because it's obvious, how messed-up you are!:sneaky2:

Good job, 2dumb. You spelled "twit" correctly! Someone installed "spell-check" on your computer for you, huh? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Good job, 2dumb. You spelled "twit" correctly! Someone installed "spell-check" on your computer for you, huh? :innocent:

LOL....I did check to see if I spelled obvious correctly. LOL:blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey Ken....when I start to reply, to one of your post, does your computer yell INCOMING!!!!???:innocent:

[Ken]

Hey Ken....when I start to reply, to one of your post, does your computer yell INCOMING!!!!???:innocent:

No. However, the message "MORON REPLYING" flashes on my screen. :sneaky2:

[Rick]

Cheer leading squad is a great deal like typing. I took that my freshman year and all the guys were on my case.

"You took a class with a bunch of girls!!!!", they said.

"Exactly," I replied.

[Eu_citzen]

Oh yes! You've either got to be brave or stupid to get involved in this one! The rest of us just pop in to see what insults, ahem, heated debates are occurring. And with that I'm outta here:blushing:puts tin helmet back on and disappears beneath parapet

If your in for such a 'debate', I think a little of both is required.:clap:
What no foil hat? :alien::tongue_smilie:

[Ken]

(I want him to know that he ain't gettin' 72 virgins.)

Bringing back memories.......... :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Bringing back memories.......... :innocent:

Of what.....You, before you became a lawyer and started screwing people?:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Reminds me about an old guy up North who bought his first chain saw, cut two cords of wood and took it back. Told the clerk it didn't work that well. When the clerk started the saw to check it the old guy hollered "WHAT'S THAT NOISE???"

The truth comes out. 2dumb was a Yankee, huh? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

The truth comes out. 2dumb was a Yankee, huh? :innocent:

Wrong again, cupcake! I'm a southerner, and we know how to use a chainsaw.:tt2:

[Ken]

Well, I've heard rumors..........

http://www.strangevehicles.com/images/content/105259.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Yeah Ken....you've got it right. Listen to his southern drawl.:blushing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEv5Z1HV6-0

[Ken]

Yeah Ken....you've got it right. Listen to his southern drawl.:blushing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEv5Z1HV6-0

:sneaky2:

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[2dumb2kwit]

You know....It still cracks me up, when Peanut talks about Ken! LOL:innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGxZ2FKwQdI&feature=related

[Ken]

I'm not sure why, but when I read that, it struck me as so funny that I laughed 'til I nearly cried!:smash:

"Grandma 2kwit"...........LO...I bet that was the first time in history , that that had ever been said! LOL:tongue_smilie:

And I'd cry tears of joy if I read "Too Dumb To Quit" the Forums....:innocent:

[Ken]

Sheez.....I was just trying to lighten the mood, a little.:blushing:
(...and besides.....what's wrong with appreciating a woman's assets?):innocent:

Some men just need BANNING! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Dang, Ken. Glad to see that you wouldn't sell me out, or anything.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Dang, Ken. Glad to see that you wouldn't sell me out, or anything.:sneaky2:

:innocent:
http://rlv.zcache.com/the_devil_made_me_do_it_keychain-p146024430210902340qjfk_400.jpg

[Ken]

As for pushy parents..... they should be banned

So should 2dumb! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Obsessive–compulsive disorder (OCD) is a mental disorder characterized by intrusive thoughts that produce anxiety, by repetitive behaviors aimed at reducing anxiety, or by combinations of such thoughts (obsessions) and behaviors (compulsions). The symptoms of this anxiety disorder range from repetitive hand-washing and extensive hoarding.....

[Ken]

Obsessive–compulsive disorder (OCD) is a mental disorder characterized by intrusive thoughts that produce anxiety, by repetitive behaviors aimed at reducing anxiety, or by combinations of such thoughts (obsessions) and behaviors (compulsions). The symptoms of this anxiety disorder range from repetitive hand-washing and extensive hoarding.....

..........to writing the same foolish drivel over and over and over again. Simply being 2dumb2kwit! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

..........to writing the same foolish drivel over and over and over again. Simply being 2dumb2kwit! :sneaky2:

Yeah, yeah....we know.....you wish you were me. Poor Ken.:blushing:

[Ken]

Crash, please tell me again. Why can't I reply to this BUFFOON in the same thread where he acts stupid? Other than for the reason that he acts dumb in EVERY thread. :innocent:

[crashdive123]

Crash, please tell me again. Why can't I reply to this BUFFOON in the same thread where he acts stupid? Other than for the reason that he acts dumb in EVERY thread. :innocent:

You can. In fact, you did.

[Ken]

Yeah, yeah....we know.....you wish you were me. Poor Ken.:blushing:

I would rather slide down a 50' razor blade into a vat of alcohol. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

..........to writing the same foolish drivel over and over and over again.

...but we're glad that you realize, that you have this problem. Knowing that you have a problem, is the first step in solving the problem. Good for you, Ken!:smash:

[Ken]

...but we're glad that you realize, that you have this problem. Knowing that you have a problem, is the first step in solving the problem. Good for you, Ken!:smash:

I wanna' get you BANNED. That's why I just bought a morel farm. I'm sure Sarge can be bribed. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Crash, please tell me again. Why can't I reply to this BUFFOON in the same thread where he acts stupid? Other than for the reason that he acts dumb in EVERY thread. :innocent:


You can. In fact, you did.


Ken......(as he shakes his head)......and you call me a moron!:innocent:

[Ken]

Ken......(as he shakes his head)......and you call me a moron!:innocent:

That......(as he shakes his head)......is because you are one. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

I wanna' get you BANNED. That's why I just bought a morel farm. I'm sure Sarge can be bribed. :innocent:

I guess now is a good time to explain 'character'.

Sarge has it...

..and you are one!:smash:

[Ken]

I guess now is a good time to explain 'character'.

Sarge has it...

..and you are one!:smash:

We'll know next spring, won't we? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

That......(as he shakes his head)......is because you are one. :sneaky2:

Naaaahhhh...that can't be...cuz I'm sure you know that you should...


Never argue with an idiot, he'll bring you down to his level and then beat you with experience.

:innocent:

[Ken]

I was also contemplating a purchase of Remington, Federal, Winchester, CCI, Wolf, MagTech, and Hostess. Just wanna' cover all of the bases. :innocent:

[Ken]

Why would anyone want the job?

To BAN 2dumb? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

We'll know next spring, won't we? :innocent:


Ooooooohhhh...see, I don't think you should question sarge's character.:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

I was also contemplating a purchase of Remington, Federal, Winchester, CCI, Wolf, MagTech, and Hostess. Just wanna' cover all of the bases. :innocent:

Hey...if you've got that kind of cash, you could just pay me to leave.

What's it worth, to ya?:cool2:

[Ken]

Ooooooohhhh...see, I don't think you should question sarge's character.:sneaky2:

We're talking Morels, not Morals, 2dumb! :innocent:

[Ken]

Hey...if you've got that kind of cash, you could just pay me to leave.

What's it worth, to ya?:cool2:

......(as he shakes his head - AGAIN)...... 2dumb, the pleasure would be so much greater if you get BANNED..........

[2dumb2kwit]

We're talking Morels, not Morals, 2dumb! :innocent:

We're talking both, you're just not smart enough to realize it.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

......(as he shakes his head - AGAIN)...... 2dumb, the pleasure would be so much greater if you get BANNED..........

OK....let me help you with this.:innocent:

If you pay me enough, I'll do something to get banned.

(Sheez...you really aren't very smart, are you?)

[Ken]

We're talking both, you're just not smart enough to realize it.:innocent:

There ya' go, trying to change the subject again.

[Ken]

OK....let me help you with this.:innocent:

If you pay me enough, I'll do something to get banned.

(Sheez...you really aren't very smart, are you?)

Like what? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

I wanna' get you BANNED. That's why I just bought a morel farm. I'm sure Sarge can be bribed. :innocent:

Knowing the kind of people you normally deal with, are you sure that's not a Psilocybin farm???:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Like what? :innocent:

We haven't discussed how much money, yet.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Knowing the kind of people you normally deal with, are you sure that's not a Psilocybin farm???:innocent:

You had to look up the word "Psilocybin" didn't you, 2dumb? :innocent:

[trax]

Knowing the kind of people you normally deal with, are you sure that's not a Psilocybin farm???:innocent:

You let me know right away if it is Ken, specially if you already have Winchester and Federal in your grip, can't be too careful with mushrooms. Meanwhile...30 pages of this stuff and now 2d2k is offering to do things for Ken for money. Why don't you two just get a room fer cryin' out loud?

[Ken]

We haven't discussed how much money, yet.:sneaky2:

Enough to buy Hostess.

[2dumb2kwit]

You had to look up the word "Psilocybin" didn't you, 2dumb? :innocent:

Well yeah.....I don't know anything about that stuff!:innocent:

[Ken]

Why don't you two just get a room fer cryin' out loud?

:sneaky2: THIS is the only room I wanna' get 2dumb in. :innocent:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/12/14/us/14tookie_lg.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Enough to buy Hostess.

aaaaahahahaha....I just made the mistake , of googling "net worth of hostess"! LOL That went a completely different direction!:blushing:

[Ken]

Well yeah.....I don't know anything about that stuff!:innocent:

I'm don't believe you. Just read your posts. I don't believe you. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

aaaaahahahaha....I just made the mistake , of googling "net worth of hostess"! LOL That went a completely different direction!:blushing:

There ya' go again. Pig.

[2dumb2kwit]

There ya' go again. Pig.


It was an honest mistake!:sneaky2:

..and how many of y'all just googled it, knowing it was something different? Huh?:sneaky2:

[Ken]

It was an honest mistake!:sneaky2:

..and how many of y'all just googled it, knowing it was something different? Huh?:sneaky2:

You could have Googled "net worth of Remington" or "net worth of Federal" or "net worth of Winchester" or "net worth of CCI" or "net worth of Wolf" or "net worth of MagTech." But did you? :sneaky2: No, you Googled "net worth of hostess." LIAR PIG!

When will you ever tell the truth? You should try to act more like a lawyer, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Enough to buy Hostess.

Um hello....maybe this is why! Friggin' hardheaded %$%^^&%$!:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Um hello....maybe this is why! Friggin' hardheaded %$%^^&%$!:sneaky2:

Please hold the B.S., 2dumb. EVERYONE knows that you should look up IBCIQ for information on Interstate Bakeries Corp. Are you a Ding Dong just interested in Ho Ho's or are you just a Twinkie, there Cupcake? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Please hold the B.S., 2dumb. EVERYONE knows that you should look up IBCIQ for information on Interstate Bakeries Corp. Are you a Ding Dong just interested in Ho Ho's or are you just a Twinkie, there Cupcake? :innocent:

8 minutes, and that's the best you could come up with?

Sad.....truly sad.:blushing:

[Ken]

8 minutes, and that's the best you could come up with?

Sad.....truly sad.:blushing:

That 8 minutes included making and eating a meatloaf sandwich. Mom brought over some meatloaf. Great stuff! Do you think Grandma 2kwit would like the recipe, 2dumb? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

That 8 minutes included making and eating a meatloaf sandwich. Mom brought over some meatloaf. Great stuff! Do you think Grandma 2kwit would like the recipe, 2dumb? :innocent:

She probably doesn't care about it. She's dead. But thanks, anyway.:innocent:

[Ken]

She probably doesn't care about it. She's dead. But thanks, anyway.:innocent:

Awww, heck, 2dumb. Just to show you there's no hard feelings, I'll mail you a bite! :nuke:

[2dumb2kwit]

I like that one! LOL

My woman has called me Fred Sanford, but that's OK. I come by it honest. I've heard my mom call my dad Fred Sanford. LOL:innocent:

Ya know....come to think of it....Ken, does kinda remind me of Ester! LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZzcUCsZznQ&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5u-AHVcNIQ&feature=related

[2dumb2kwit]

05:23 PM 2dumb2kwit Viewing Who's Online

05:13 PM Ken+ Replying to Thread
12 dead and 31 wounded on Ft. Hood

Ken must have fallen off his platform shoes, and knocked himself out.

Hope he's OK.:innocent:

[Boker]

Ken courts be opened on Veteran's Day?

[crashdive123]

Federal holiday - I doubt it.

[2dumb2kwit]

OK, what would be the funniest sight?

A. Ken, dressed as Aunt Ester.

or

B. Ken dressed in a baby blue leisure suit, with platform shoes.

[Ken]

Ken courts be opened on Veteran's Day?

No. There's still a bit of respect left within the system.

[Ken]

OK, what would be the funniest sight?

A. Ken, dressed as Aunt Ester.

or

B. Ken dressed in a baby blue leisure suit, with platform shoes.

or

C. Ken weeping tears of joy because 2dumb gets BANNED! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

At least I didn't include Ricks thong.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

At least I didn't include Ricks thong.:sneaky2:

Rumor has it that you're keeping it for yourself. Under your pillow. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Rumor has it that you're keeping it for yourself. Under your pillow. :innocent:

There you go, trying to start rumors, again.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

There you go, trying to start rumors, again.:sneaky2:

What's that saying? "Where there's smoke, ........." :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

What's that saying? "Where there's smoke, ........." :innocent:
...there's Ken....still trying to make a friggin' fire! LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

...there's Ken....still trying to make a friggin' fire! LOL:innocent:

2dumb! I just met your identical twin brother!

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/06/56%20STAR%20TATTOO%20FACE%20ARTIST.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb! I just met your identical twin brother!



His name is 2stupid2stop.:lol::lol::lol:

[Ken]

His name is 2stupid2stop.:lol::lol::lol:

You b@stard! I just p!ssed myself! :clap:

[crashdive123]

He works for Au Pair.

[Ken]

Maybe he can join the Forums so we can have a DOUBLE BANNING! :sneaky2:

[crashdive123]

Nickname mumbles?

[Ken]

2dumb, you haven't posted in 7 or 8 minutes. Do you have a headache? Here, take two of these and you'll feel better! :)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51KJ5SF44HL._SS500_.jpg

[Ken]

Nickname mumbles?

Menino? From Boston?

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb, you haven't posted in 7 or 8 minutes. Do you have a headache? Here, take two of these and you'll feel better! :)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51KJ5SF44HL._SS500_.jpg

I was going to tell you to chew on a few, but I'd hate for you to disappear. LOL:innocent:

[Rick]

So what makes you qualified for the job of Corporate Communications?

How best will you deal with the media?

What do you consider you greatest weakness or area of growth opportunity?

Finally, are you sh****** me?

[crashdive123]

2dumb! I just met your identical twin brother!

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/06/56%20STAR%20TATTOO%20FACE%20ARTIST.jpg

Wait! I've got it! They hang him upside down from inside the bell and use him as the clapper.

[Rick]

http://jaced.com/blogpix/clapper-01.jpg

[Ken]

http://jaced.com/blogpix/clapper-01.jpg


2dumb says he already has the clap........... :innocent:

[Rick]

per. Clap per.

[Ken]

per. Clap per.


Oh. Okay. :innocent:

[Rick]

And where the heck did my thong go?!

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb says he already has the clap........... :innocent:


per. Clap per.

*Snicker, Snort* Ken doesn't know the difference between "the clap" and "the clapper"! LOL :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

And where the heck did my thong go?!

Ken's been wearing it, as a mask!:blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/ear0796l.jpg

Ken's a "packer"! LOL:blushing:

[Rick]

Seriously! That is just nasty! I think I puked a little.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2009/04/09/thong1_1.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Ken likes that sort of thing.:blushing:

...and you'll see why in...3...2...1...

[2dumb2kwit]

Ken likes that sort of thing.:blushing:

...and you'll see why in...3...2...1...

Dang...crash put it up there. Back up a few post.:innocent:

[Pal334]

2dumb! I just met your identical twin brother!

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/06/56%20STAR%20TATTOO%20FACE%20ARTIST.jpg

Not to hijack the thread, but what the H**l is cool about this self mutilation? Am I missing something? About a year ago, we had a young engineer come in to apply for a position to support me on a project we have in Iraq. He had ear stuff (both ears) similar to this fellow (thankfully none of the other). I explained to him that since we would be supporting the military in a war zone his stupid self mutilation (my actual words) made it impossible for me to consider him. THe little jerk tried to sue me, until I showed him the clause in our government contract that specifically forbade self mutilation. I guess I am nota very politicaly correct guy.

[Ken]

I guess I am nota very politicaly correct guy.

Hang your head in shame. Or laughter. Whichever you feel is appropriate. :innocent:

[Rick]

When he decided to sue did you offer to add a few more mutilations of your own design?

[Ken]

Ken's a "packer"! LOL:blushing:

It always comes down to name-calling and sex with you, huh, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

I guess your parents didn't pay attention to this:

http://thatgirlwithablog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/birth-control.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

The air rifle? :innocent:

You do know, that if we were all in the same room....one of us would have smacked you in the back of the head, for that one.:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

AH HA! My sweetheart's been posing here as a woman from Idaho! :innocent:

Pfft! Your sweetheart is in Fla......thinking about submarines, and knives. LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

Pfft! Your sweetheart is in Fla......thinking about submarines, and knives. LOL:innocent:

That's flaming a Moderator! Yes it is! :innocent:

BAN HIM, CRASH, BAN HIM! :sneaky2:

[Ken]

..... and Santa's getting ready to wrap 2dumb's presents :innocent:

http://www.britishcoalgasification.co.uk/images/coal%20chunks.jpg

[Ken]

You do know, that if we were all in the same room....one of us would have smacked you in the back of the head, for that one.:sneaky2:

You're trying to incite violence here, 2dumb. Good reason to BAN YOU! :)

[2dumb2kwit]

That's flaming a Moderator! Yes it is! :innocent:

BAN HIM, CRASH, BAN HIM! :sneaky2:

Who said anything, about a moderator.......and why did you immediately call for crash? *Snicker,Snicker*:innocent:

[Ken]

Who said anything, about a moderator.......and why did you immediately call for crash? *Snicker,Snicker*:innocent:

J@ckass! Florida. Submarines. Knives. Now you're insulting our collective intelligence. :sneaky2: Just because you can't read doesn't mean that we can't read between the lines.

BAN HIM, CRASH, BAN HIM! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

You're trying to incite violence here, 2dumb. Good reason to BAN YOU! :)

Violence-discipline...
...tomato-tomoto.:smash:

[Ken]

2dumb, do you see those little horseshoe shaped holes in the wall in that pic in post #3? Why don't you crawl back into one? Okay? Thanks! :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Do you wake up, in the middle of the night, calling out to crash?:blushing:

[Ken]

Okay. If the Moderators are NOT inclined to ban 2dumb, there ARE other options........ :innocent:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_02/hangingPA_468x481.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

all head shots? u gonna tan those?
YCC likes skins with no holes!

nice shooting!

Have you thought about a yankee lawyer skin?:innocent:

[Ken]

Have you thought about a yankee lawyer skin?:innocent:

You sick b@stard! :sneaky2: Just because YOU can't stop having perverted thoughts about yankee lawyers doesn't mean anyone else should have them.

[2dumb2kwit]

Now that's just creepy! You know, there are programs, that may be able to help you. There is nothing wrong with asking for help.:innocent:

[Ken]

Now that's just creepy! You know, there are programs, that may be able to help you. There is nothing wrong with asking for help.:innocent:

http://www.poster.net/anonymous/anonymous-i-want-you-to-leave-me-alone-5001018.jpg

[Ken]

It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.

2dumb dreams about rubbing lotion on Yankee lawyer skin. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

http://www.poster.net/anonymous/anonymous-i-want-you-to-leave-me-alone-5001018.jpg

No you don't. You'd be bored to tears.:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.

Ya see, Ken? Others have thought about it! Muahahahahah!:tongue_smilie:

[2dumb2kwit]

wouldn't a wolf or coyote pelt be about the same? 'cause that I have thought about lol

I was thinking it would be more like a cross between a snake and a weasel. LOL:innocent:

[Rick]

It would either be a wake or a sneasel then. Of course, with Ken, I'm betting you're hopin' on a wake.

[2dumb2kwit]

It would either be a wake or a sneasel then.

Gazuntite.........and of coarse you're awake when you sneeze.:innocent:

[Ken]

Of course, with Ken, I'm betting you're hopin' on a wake.

........:sneaky2:

[Ken]

No you don't.

Yes I do. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Yes I do. :sneaky2:

Do Not!:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Do Not!:sneaky2:

Do too! :sneaky2:

[Rick]

I see a ping pong game coming.

Do not...Do too...Do not....

[2dumb2kwit]

I see a ping pong game coming.

Do not...Do too...Do not....

Well heck, Ken....Rick just saved us a bunch of typing.

Now what do we fuss about?:blushing:

[Rick]

I was just savin' you some typewriter ribbon ink. That's all.

[2dumb2kwit]

I was just savin' you some typewriter ribbon ink. That's all.

Not to mention "White-out"! (I don't type, so pretty good.):blushing:

[crashdive123]

Not to mention "White-out"! (I don't type, so pretty good.):blushing:

Sooooo - how difficult is it for you, after spell checking a long post, to get the white out off your monitor?

[2dumb2kwit]

Sooooo - how difficult is it for you, after spell checking a long post, to get the white out off your monitor?

That stuff will come off? :blushing:

[Ken]

In fact...I'm kinda hoping that the power goes out........

I'm kinda' hoping your power goes out, too. :sneaky2: Your computer doesn't have a UPS, does it? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

I'm kinda' hoping your power goes out, too. :sneaky2: Your computer doesn't have a UPS, does it? :innocent:

UPS might have brought it here, but what does that have to do with the power going out? LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

[

.....once again, this morning, the news is full of people driving into the flooded areas, and stalling their cars, people trying to turn around in the streets, and they always interview the angry woman, yelling "Someone needs to do something about this!

Gee, we don't have those problems here in New England. :innocent:

I guess that goes to show you that all the idiots live in Northeastern North Carolina. :)

[Ken]

UPS might have brought it here, but what does that have to do with the power going out? LOL:innocent:

http://olbroad.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/complete_moron.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

[


Gee, we don't have those problems here in New England. :innocent:

I guess that goes to show you that all the idiots live in Northeastern North Carolina. :)

You might want to work on those reading comprehension skills. That post was about people in southeastern Va.:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

http://olbroad.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/complete_moron.jpg


No....but I play one, on the internet! LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

You might want to work on those reading comprehension skills. That post was about people in southeastern Va.:sneaky2:

Commuters from N.C. Just like you. :sneaky2: In fact, EXACTLY like you. :innocent:

[Ken]

No....but I play one, on the internet! LOL:innocent:

You should be playing in traffic instead.

http://www.defdesigns.com/PlayInTraffic.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Well ain't that sumpthin'!?!?
You got me kicked out of my own thread!:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Look!

03:25 PM crashdive123+ Viewing Post History
Now he's checking to see if I slipped one in, while he wasn't looking! LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

Hey Crash?

I have a proposal. How about leaving 2dumb's posts and my posts in their original thread on even numbered days and only moving them to The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread on odd numbered days?

The plan would be easy to remember. Whenever you hear or see the word "odd" you probably think of 2dumb anyway, so you'll remember that's the day to move his stupid posts and my cerebral responses to the dedicated 2D2K VS Ken Thread. Sound okay with you? :innocent:

Thank you for your kind consideration of this matter as well as for your anticipated cooperation, Super Moderator Crashdive, Sir. :)

[Ken]

Hmmmffff. I would have never figured that Panch0 preferred wine over whiskey.

Panch0 is getting used to wine. He listens to 2dumb whine every day. :innocent:

[Ken]

Well ain't that sumpthin'!?!?
You got me kicked out of my own thread!:sneaky2:

I'm working on it, 2dumb......... :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey Crash?

I have a proposal. How about leaving 2dumb's posts and my posts in their original thread on even numbered days and only moving them to The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread on odd numbered days?

The plan would be easy to remember. Whenever you hear or see the word "odd" you probably think of 2dumb anyway, so you'll remember that's the day to move his stupid posts and my cerebral responses to the dedicated 2D2K VS Ken Thread. Sound okay with you? :innocent:

Thank you for your kind consideration of this matter as well as for your anticipated cooperation, Super Moderator Crashdive, Sir. :)

*Snicker, Snicker* I thought you made a freudian slip, and said your "cereal responces". (Meaning serial) *Snicker, Snicker*

[Ken]

*Snicker, Snicker* I thought you made a freudian slip, and said your "cereal responces". (Meaning serial) *Snicker, Snicker*

Stay out of this. :sneaky2: I'm trying to get Crash to cooperate with us, and, as usual, you'll just screw everything up. :smash:

[Ken]

Hey Crash?

I have a proposal. How about leaving 2dumb's posts and my posts in their original thread on even numbered days and only moving them to The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread on odd numbered days?

The plan would be easy to remember. Whenever you hear or see the word "odd" you probably think of 2dumb anyway, so you'll remember that's the day to move his stupid posts and my cerebral responses to the dedicated 2D2K VS Ken Thread. Sound okay with you? :innocent:

Thank you for your kind consideration of this matter as well as for your anticipated cooperation, Super Moderator Crashdive, Sir. :)

Well, since my new thread got moved to this one, Crash may be leaning toward "no." :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey Crash?

I have a proposal. How about leaving 2dumb's posts and my posts in their original thread on even numbered days and only moving them to The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread on odd numbered days?

The plan would be easy to remember. Whenever you hear or see the word "odd" you probably think of 2dumb anyway, so you'll remember that's the day to move his stupid posts and my cerebral responses to the dedicated 2D2K VS Ken Thread. Sound okay with you? :innocent:

Thank you for your kind consideration of this matter as well as for your anticipated cooperation, Super Moderator Crashdive, Sir. :)

Hmmm....post #692.
I think that is your answer. LOL

[crashdive123]

Well, since my new thread got moved to this one, Crash may be leaning toward "no." :innocent:

It's what I do.:lol::innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Well, since my new thread got moved to this one, Crash may be leaning toward "no." :innocent:

Where I come from...we call that a CLUE!:innocent:

[Ken]

Hmmm....post #692.
I think that is your answer. LOL

2dumb2kwit. Master of the Obvious. :sneaky2:


It's what I do.:lol::innocent:

And you do a tremendous job, Crash. :innocent: Care to reconsider? :)

[Ken]

Where I come from...we call that a CLUE!:innocent:

You don't HAVE a clue, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

http://rlv.zcache.com/friggin_clue_card-p137010143751555002q0yk_400.jpg

[Ken]

In fact...I'm kinda hoping that the power goes out.........


Please, God, make 2dumb's power go out..........

http://www.sfpulpit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/prayer03.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

You don't HAVE a clue, 2dumb. :sneaky2:


Well, at least I recognize one! :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb2kwit. Master of the Obvious. :sneaky2:


Yeah....I'm the master of the oblivious!:smash:

[Ken]

Well, at least I recognize one! :innocent:

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q163/AKSurprise/MasterObvious2.jpg

[Ken]

Yeah....I'm the master of the oblivious!:smash:

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/hsc1360l.jpg

[Ken]

Do Not!:sneaky2:

Do Too! http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/TV_and_Movies/kenny-southpark.gif

[Ken]

Because of the stupid people?:innocent::innocent::innocent:


Yes, Crash, because of 2dumb. :innocent::innocent::innocent:

[Ken]

I don't think the world is going to end, but there may be a big change in things, hence, the end of the world as we know it.


Could it be that you're trying to prepare us for a truce between you and Ken?
That would certainly be TEOTWAWKI.
Might as well take that cyanide tablet now.

Yes. Yes. BENESSE has given you EXCELLENT ADVICE!

TAKE THE CYANIDE TABLET NOW, 2dumb! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Yes. Yes. BENESSE has given you EXCELLENT ADVICE!

TAKE THE CYANIDE TABLET NOW, 2dumb! :sneaky2:

Up your's, lawyer boy!:3:

[Ken]

Up your's, lawyer boy!:3:

Well tell me then - what have YOU got to lose? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Well tell me then - what have YOU got to lose? :innocent:

Internet access.:innocent:

[Ken]

Internet access.:innocent:

You want ME to take the cyanide, don't you, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

You want ME to take the cyanide, don't you, 2dumb? :sneaky2:


Do Too! http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/TV_and_Movies/kenny-southpark.gif

hehehehehe.

[Beo]

What a stupid thread, and to think we wasted all this on posting here...

[oly]

What a stupid thread, and to think we wasted all this on posting here...

This will exsplain things.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locoweed

[2dumb2kwit]

What a stupid thread, and to think we wasted all this on posting here...

Yet, you not only read it......you were compelled to contribute to it.
Hmmmm.:innocent:

[BENESSE]

What a stupid thread, and to think we wasted all this on posting here...

Hey, let's not play naive here.
When you see a thread labeled "The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread"
you know what you're getting into.

[2dumb2kwit]

If Ken responds, keep in mind that the ones that he wears, are fishnet.:innocent:

[Ken]

What a stupid thread, and to think we wasted all this on posting here...

Beo, if I had any feelings, I'd think they'd be hurt now. :innocent:

[Ken]

And what 2dumb wears........... :innocent:

http://www.scavengeinc.com/images/legavenue/hexagon-net-pantyhose.jpg

[Ken]

If Ken responds, keep in mind that the ones that he wears, are fishnet.:innocent:

Uh, Crash? When you cleaned up here, did you miss THIS one? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

And what 2dumb wears........... :innocent:


And she fits, just right!:innocent:

[Beo]

Didn't mean to come off gruff Ken, or hurt anyones ittiy bitty feelings but come on, this thread is a joke. 2dumb I read the thread because I read all the threads here to try and learn or contribute something that might be helpful, but this is a waste in my opinion.
But thats just me, some people like the thread so whatever floats your boat.
Beo,

[BENESSE]

I read all the threads here to try and learn or contribute something that might be helpful, but this is a waste in my opinion.


Well, uh...you can like...skip it?

[Ken]

2dumb doesn't care if you post nude pictures of his girlfriend. In fact, he even poses for pictures with her when she's nude.

http://www.props-n-frocks.co.uk/prodimages/accessories/henstag/AJ001.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

I see that Ken isn't logged on. He's probably blowing up his date, for his birthday dinner, tonight.:blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

˙ʎɐpoʇ 'ɟןǝsʎɯ ǝʞıן ƃuıןǝǝɟ ʇou ʎןןɐǝɹ ɯ,ı˙˙˙˙˙˙ʍouʞ ɐʎ

[Ken]

That's because your world is upside down, 2dumb. :innocent:

http://flourish.org/upsidedownmap/rotatedmap-large.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Ken...you friggin' idiot!!! (I didn't want to call you that, on your Birthday thread, so I posted it here.)
Go back to your BD thread, and read the link about NC BBQ.

It ain't about Ribs! It's about good ol' Eastern NC BBQ!

[2dumb2kwit]

And just so that y'all will know.....


Barbecue….It’s a Noun, Not a Verb, Y’all!

[Ken]

˙ǝɯ oʇ 'ǝuıɟ s,ʞooן ʇı

Now there's a surprise. :innocent:

2dumb rides a horse..........
http://www.bing.com/travel/content/static/br-images/image-aHR0cDovL2JsdWJlZGJ1aWEwMTo4My9pLzcxLzE0QUMyRDNBND JBQzM3Q0Y2Q0Q4NkFDRDExNDgzLmpwZw.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Now there's a surprise. :innocent:

2dumb rides a horse..........


You laugh....that is probably a monument to people who use their heads. That guy ended up wealthy, because some smart arse King said..."I'll bet you a million pounds, that you can't ride that horse.".:innocent:

[Rick]

I always hate it when my horse is just hangin' around like that.

[Ken]

I have silver in my hair
Gold in my teeth
Lead in my feet
and...ready for this one....

Loaded with natural GAS

mischief :devil2:

Now you have me wondering how much 2dumb is worth.

Let's see. A 40 lb. bag of Ace Manure has a checkout price of $2.96. That's 7.4 cents/lb............

2dumb? How much do you weigh? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Now you have me wondering how much 2dumb is worth.

Let's see. A 40 lb. bag of Ace Manure has a checkout price of $2.96. That's 7.4 cents/lb............

2dumb? How much do you weigh? :innocent:



HaHaHa....your first post of the night......and it got the boot. LOL

Hey......I'm worth over 20 bucks!!!:innocent:

[Ken]

HaHaHa....your first post of the night......and it got the boot. LOL

Hey......I'm worth over 20 bucks!!!:innocent:

Damn! Over 270, huh? :innocent:

2dumb in 2010:

http://funnyfunda.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/fattest.png

[2dumb2kwit]

Damn! Over 270, huh? :innocent:


Heck yeah! I went up to 280, when I quit smoking. I'm bringing it down, but dang! I was eating less, and still gaining weight. It really ticked me off! I gained just enough weight, that my border line blood pressure, went up enough, that I now take BP meds.

Now I'm fighting to get the weight off, and get my BP down. I swear, I was healthier when I was smoking!:sneaky2:

OK.....I'm through ranting, now.:blushing:

[NightShade]

ugghhh.... i just threw up in my mouth.... that is an extremly gross pics.... those legs are..ugghhhh

[2dumb2kwit]

...Oh yeah.....When you call me fat, don't forget that I'm about a foot taller, than you! :sneaky2:

[crashdive123]

Ohhhhhh. Those are legs.

[2dumb2kwit]

ugghhh.... i just threw up in my mouth.... that is an extremly gross pics.... those legs are..ugghhhh

Well....Ken has said that his first wife, had gotten fat. He never said that his first wife was a woman.:blushing:

[Ken]

...Oh yeah.....When you call me fat, don't forget that I'm about a foot taller, than you! :sneaky2:

I didn't call you fat, 2dumb. :innocent:

I've NEVER called you fat. "Idiot," "Moron," "Stupid," "Poster Child for Birth Control" - Yes, yes, yes, and yes. But "Fat?" Never. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

I didn't call you fat, 2dumb. :innocent:

I've NEVER called you fat. "Idiot," "Moron," "Stupid," "Poster Child for Birth Control" - Yes, yes, yes, and yes. But "Fat?" Never. :innocent:

OK, OK.....When you imply that ....

[Ken]

OK, OK.....When you imply that ....

2dumb, if ANYONE should know that I'd never say ANYTHING to hurt anyone's feelings, it's you. Now why don't you log-off and think about that for a few weeks, you blockhead, imbecile, numbskull, simpleton, twit. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

OK, OK.....When you imply that ....

And when you imply that I'm vertically challenged......... :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb, if ANYONE should know that I'd never say ANYTHING to hurt anyone's feelings, it's you. Now why don't you log-off and think about that for a few weeks, you blockhead, imbecile, numbskull, simpleton, twit. :sneaky2:

Let's see.....what was it that I said to you, the other day, that sounded about right???

Oh, yeah........Up yours, lawyer boy!

[Ken]

Let's see.....what was it that I said to you, the other day, that sounded about right???

Oh, yeah........Up yours, lawyer boy!

With what? Your head? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

And when you imply that I'm vertically challenged......... :sneaky2:

What?
Did I call you shorty, stumpy, half-man, armrest, wider than you are tall, or anything else, that referred to your limited vertical growth?:sneaky2: