The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

[Ken]

Would you like to be included in the moving process? I could always rename the thread.:innocent:

"The Official 2D2K VS Ken VS Justin VS Crashdive Thread."

Does have a nice ring to it........:innocent:

[crashdive123]

Okey dokey - your call. Go and read the OP in this thread - that might help you understand.

[Ken]

Or we could rename it "The Pigpile Thread" for when guys like klkak start acting up........ :innocent:

[crashdive123]

"The Official 2D2K VS Ken VS Justin VS Crashdive Thread."

Does have a nice ring to it........:innocent:

Or the "Those That Are Tempting Banning Thread".

Kind of has a nice ring too ---- don't you think?

[Ken]

Or the "Those That Are Tempting Banning Thread".

Kind of has a nice ring too ---- don't you think?

Who would THAT thread be for? :innocent:

[Julie362]

Can we just set up a cage match or something? Maybe get it on cheap Pay-Per-View or YouTube?

[2dumb2kwit]

Can we just set up a cage match or something? Maybe get it on cheap Pay-Per-View or YouTube?

Oh, heck no!
We're a lot of things, but cheap ain't one of them! LOL:tongue_smilie:

[Ken]

Can we just set up a cage match or something? Maybe get it on cheap Pay-Per-View or YouTube?


Oh, heck no!
We're a lot of things, but cheap ain't one of them! LOL:tongue_smilie:

Just HOW cheap are we talkin'? :innocent:

[Ken]

There's no crying in WSF.

2dumb begs to disagree.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5dEjaJ6Mrw

[Ken]

Less than 15 seconds to move that post.

Crash, you know who you remind me of?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6PdY8lq_vI

[Winnie]

Crikey, I missed that one altogether!

[oly]

Mods, ban Ken, its his fault!!!

NO wait, who will keep 2D and Justin in line??? never mind:hammer:

[Ken]

Mods, ban Ken, its his fault!!!

NO wait, who will keep 2D and Justin in line??? never mind:hammer:


I will take all of the responsibility but none of the blame. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

04:57 PM Ken+ Replying to Thread
Democratic-Controlled Congress Approved Health Care

You writin' a friggin' novel, or did you just forget what you were gonna say?:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

05:34 PM 2dumb2kwit Viewing Who's Online
05:29 PM Ken+ Replying to Thread
Democratic-Controlled Congress Approved Health Care Bill

Here we go again!
Lets see if he can remember what he was gonna say, this time.
(I wonder if it's the same thing he was gonna say last time, or something completely different? LOL):innocent:

[Ken]

Here we go again!
Lets see if he can remember what he was gonna say, this time.
(I wonder if it's the same thing he was gonna say last time, or something completely different? LOL):innocent:


Okay. One more time. :) Ken most often posts to the Forums in between appointments, client telephone calls (had about 6 while I was typing my reply) and, most importantly, types very slow, which is why he has a secretary to do his regular typing.

Okay, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Okay. One more time. :) Ken most often posts to the Forums in between appointments, client telephone calls (had about 6 while I was typing my reply) and, most importantly, types very slow, which is why he has a secretary to do his regular typing.

Okay, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

What?
I'm sorry....I wasn't paying attention.:innocent:

[Justin Case]

Why doesnt she type here for you too ?:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Why doesnt she type here for you too ?:innocent:

Spending that much time with Ken, would be considered cruel and unusual punishment.:innocent:

[Justin Case]

its probably hard to type from under the desk anyway :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

its probably hard to type from under the desk anyway :innocent:

As cheap as Ken is, I doubt very seriously that he pays her enough, for that! LOL:blushing:

[Ken]

PG-13!!!!:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

PG-13!!!!:sneaky2:

I was talking about picking up all the food that you drop....what were y'all talking about?:innocent:

[Justin Case]

and I was Talking in the event of an earthquake ? Ken, You have a dirty Mind :blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey, Ken......

[Ken]

[quote=2dumb2kwit;207763]Hey, Ken......


Oooooooooow. THAT CAN GET YOU BANNED! :) (I HOPE, I HOPE, I HOPE!) :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Lol, is there anyone that don't owe ken?

I think Ken owes me. :innocent: LOL

[Ken]

I think Ken owes me. :innocent: LOL

And I tried to send something out to you, 2dumb, but the darned Postal Service wouldn't ship it. :sneaky2:

http://www.labelmaster.com/Shop/image.aspx?i=H-BBLW&w=200

[Ken]

2dumb's MISSING! Again!!!! :sneaky2: He hasn't posted in 4 days. See?


2dumb2kwit
Senior Member
Last Activity: 03-24-2010 06:17 PM


It's time to send out the search parties. Again!!! That boy is far more trouble than he's worth, I tell ya'. :sneaky2:



So one more time, please help us find 2dumb. Copy and print the poster below and nail a copy to every light pole in your neighborhood.



======================
Missing
25¢ Reward
Answers to the names 2dumb or 2d2k



http://www.insidesocal.com/tv/monkey_glasses.jpg


Please Contact
www.wilderness-survival.net (http://www.wilderness-survival.net)
If Found
======================

[Ken]

I want everyone to know that I put that "Missing" Alert on the front page. Crash just buried it in the classifieds on page D22. :sneaky2:

[crashdive123]

:innocent::innocent::innocent::innocent::innocent: :innocent:

[Ken]

I just realized that it will be real easy to find Crash if HE ever goes missing. :innocent:

All I have to do is post something about 2dumb and Crash will show up right away. :sneaky2:

[Justin Case]

I just realized that it will be real easy to find Crash if HE ever goes missing. :innocent:

All I have to do is post something about 2dumb and Crash will show up right away. :sneaky2:

LOL,, Kinda seems that way :)

[Ken]

That MORON ain't answering his phone. :sneaky2: Can't we BAN him for that? :innocent:

[Justin Case]

I Hope everything is ok ,,,

[BENESSE]

That MORON ain't answering his phone. :sneaky2: Can't we BAN him for that? :innocent:

He's probably just playing in the dirt as usual.
Or his girlfriend took him away to reprogram him.

[BENESSE]

2D's just taking a little breather.

[2dumb2kwit]

Yall know it gonna take 2D2K a week to respond to all the comments.

Ha!!! I can do it in one post... (Watch this.)

..Ken, you ignorant runt!

See? Now everyone knows that I'm O.K.! LOL:tongue_smilie:

[2dumb2kwit]

Pirates Attack U.S. Warship

Kinda like Ken challenging me, to a battle of the wits! LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

:sneaky2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pBo-GL9SRg

[2dumb2kwit]

Ok Im curious exactly how did you know such a Doll like that existed

Ken told me.:innocent:

[Ken]

Kinda like Ken challenging me, to a battle of the wits! LOL:innocent:

Get back in the bilge, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Get back in the bilge, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

You'd better get busy, Ken....I've left you little notes, all over the forum. LOL:tongue_smilie:

[Ken]

You'd better get busy, Ken....I've left you little notes, all over the forum. LOL:tongue_smilie:

2dumb, in the world of intellectual heavyweights, you will always be a feather.

[2dumb2kwit]

I just caught this..........



A double negative! He DID get injured! That's our klkak! :innocent:

Oh...you mean like an ethical lawyer?:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Oh...you mean like an ethical lawyer?:innocent:

Oh, wait.... that's an oxy....moron.

A double negative would be a crooked lawyer.:innocent:

[Justin Case]

Ahhh Spring is in the air for Ken and 2D :)

[2dumb2kwit]

Ahhh Spring is in the air for Ken and 2D :)

Sorry....I don't think that's spring, in the air.
That frozen pizza that I had for supper, made me a little gassy.:blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb, in the world of intellectual heavyweights, you will always be a feather.

Yeah....wellllll.....whats heavier, a pound of gold, or a pound of feathers?

[2dumb2kwit]

:sneaky2:

http://depetris.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/nuclear-explosion.jpg

Chili again?:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

While it is true that we affectionately still call submarines boats, I do believe that 18,000 tons qualifies as a ship.

So, the amount of crap, that Ken spews, would be considered a "ship" load?:innocent:

[Ken]

You'd better get busy, Ken....I've left you little notes, all over the forum. LOL:tongue_smilie:

You MORON, all your little notes are right here. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

You MORON, all your little notes are right here. :sneaky2:

Not all of them, but I think you've seen them all......you ignorant runt!:tongue_smilie:

[Ken]

Pffft! A Monte Cristo, is a three slice sammich, too.:sneaky2: LOL

Did somebody say something? :innocent:

[Ken]

...Im going to lose my mind...

Move over and make some room, 2dumb. :innocent:

[Ken]

I was at a friends house, one day, while he was cleaning some guns. (We had just returned from shooting.) I asked what he was using, and he told me "gas and motor oil.....'bout half and half." That's what his father had taught him to use. It's what his grandfather had used, also.

He was very sloppy with it, and used it to clean inside and out. When he finished, he just wiped the guns off with a semi dry rag.

I wanted to laugh, but I've seen some of his grandfathers guns, that he now has. They are in perfect condition. (Shrug.) :innocent:

I don't believe it. There's no way you can have any friends. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

I don't believe it. There's no way you can have any friends. :sneaky2:

Why are you acting surprised? I get along with almost everybody. Heck....I even get along with some yankees!:innocent:

[Ken]

For my next phone, I'm thinking about one of these. LOL

http://www.jitterbug.com/


2dumb! I've found the perfect cellphone provider for you. They already know all about you! :)

http://unitedheroes.net/phone/stupid_sprint.gif

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb! I've found the perfect cellphone provider for you. They already know all about you! :)

http://unitedheroes.net/phone/stupid_sprint.gif

Pfft! If they really knew me,they'd Know I'm stupid!:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Wearing his favorite shirt, the one with the arrow pointing up that says "I'm with stupid",


This one? :innocent:


http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/image.php?u=3276&dateline=1251850495 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/member.php?u=3276)
:stupid:

[2dumb2kwit]

Big fat lies!
by Ken

Pretty much says it all.....don't it?!?!:innocent:LOL

[Ken]

From My Local Newspaper,

Time to start watching for venomous critters

I thought this would be a warning about 2dumb's computer being back on-line. :innocent:

*I waited for Crash to log-off before I posted this*

[2dumb2kwit]

Time to start watching for venomous critters

...used car salesmen, politicians, lawyers,....

[2dumb2kwit]

*I waited for Crash to log-off before I posted this*

Good survival tactic......Do what you can, to extend shelf life. LOL:tongue_smilie:

[Ken]

Good survival tactic......Do what you can, to extend shelf life. LOL:tongue_smilie:

Hey 2dumb!

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/internet-high-five.jpg

[Ken]

He's back. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey 2dumb!

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/internet-high-five.jpg

How did you know the actual size of my hand?:blushing:

(Now watch him go back, and shrink the picture.):sneaky2:

[Ken]

How did you know the actual size of my hand?:blushing:

I naturally assumed it would be inversely proportional to your brain. :sneaky2:

[Justin Case]

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s160/jdboyce12780/MiddleFingerExplosion-Fire.jpg

[Ken]

I almost posted that once, Justin. And then I remember them danged ban buttons.......... :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

I naturally assumed it would be inversely proportional to your brain. :sneaky2:

You're just mad, because you have to walk around drinking those 6.5 oz. bottles of Coke, so if someone takes a picture, you'll look normal sized.:innocent:

[Justin Case]

I almost posted that once, Justin. And then I remember them danged ban buttons.......... :innocent:

I am looking at this from my window right now, ;) (this is a better angle though)

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/12978


http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/az/AZBULfingerrock_schoeneman.jpg

[Ken]

You're just mad, because you have to walk around drinking those 6.5 oz. bottles of Coke, so if someone takes a picture, you'll look normal sized.:innocent:

The only thing you've ever done with 6.5 oz. of Coke is to snort it. That's how come your brain is in such bad shape, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

I am looking at this from my window right now, ;) (this is a better angle though)

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/12978



That's God's way of announcing 2dumb's I.Q. to the world. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

The only thing you've ever done with 6.5 oz. of Coke is to snort it. That's how come your brain is in such bad shape, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

Do I need to remind you of the buffalo theory?:tongue_smilie:

[Ken]

Do I need to remind you of the buffalo theory?:tongue_smilie:

:no: Thanks anyway.

[2dumb2kwit]

The only thing you've ever done with 6.5 oz. of Coke is to snort it. That's how come your brain is in such bad shape, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

I'm not a drug user, so you'll have to excuse me for being a little slow...but if I had that kind of entertainment budget, I sure could buy some cool toys!!!

[Ken]

I'm not a drug user, so you'll have to excuse me for being a little slow...but if I had that kind of entertainment budget, I sure could buy some cool toys!!!


2dumb, you MORON........... once again you fail to understand.

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/photos/jzk0kkg-SnortingCoke001.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey guys.....Ken has wanted to fit in with the cool guys, for a long time. He has decided that his way in, is through drifting. Heres a video of him trying. (He's the second part of the vid.):blushing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4xRxsgLj_A

[Ken]

No way, 2dumb. My bike looks like THIS! :sneaky2:

http://www.bmxnonstop.com/oldschool/images/deluxe.gif

[2dumb2kwit]

No way, 2dumb. My bike looks like THIS! :sneaky2:

http://www.bmxnonstop.com/oldschool/images/deluxe.gif

Cool!!!
I was thinking about one of these.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByemtRt_CP0&feature=related

[Justin Case]

somebody told me this was Ken,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bptip9DCjEw

[Ken]

I Believe ...
That just because two people argue,
It doesn't mean they don't love each other.


I agrue with 2dumb all the time. I don't hate him! :) I just want to see him get BANNED! :sneaky2:

[Ken]

strange


Whoops! I thought this would be 2dumb announcing the publication of his autobiography. :blushing:

[Ken]

Update;
Chili has been simmering for about an hour and a half. It's a little sweet, for my taste. I'm thinking about adding a splash of apple cider vinegar.

Try adding some puppy sh*t. Let me know how you like it. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Try adding some puppy sh*t. Let me know how you like it. :sneaky2:

I'm not making yankee chili.:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

See I try and defend ya to Ken but then ya go and do something like this. :online2long:

Yeah.....But un-like Ken, I was man enough to admit to my mistake.:innocent: LOL

[Rick]

Man. I actually had that bike in purple. Banana seat, racing slick and all. Add a couple of baseball cards to the spokes and you would be as nifty as a fudge cicle on an August day.

[Justin Case]

Man. I actually had that bike in purple. Banana seat, racing slick and all. Add a couple of baseball cards to the spokes and you would be as nifty as a fudge cicle on an August day.

Those stingray's are worth a pretty penny these days,,,, especially the ones with the stick shifter .

http://motorbicycling.com/attachments/f31/8572d1242717488-1969-schwinn-stingray-questions-3n53p83lfzzzzzzzzz95f70b9702b6ae41824.jpg

They stopped making them because kids were getting seriously hurt on them, (for obvious reasons)

[Ken]

I believe when a really good friend
does you wrong
You should kill them
as painlessly as possible.

2dumb and I are really good friends! :) I just read some of the things he posted about me today. :innocent:

Rick, do you suggest any particular method? :sneaky2:

[Rick]

I have no idea what happened to mine. (sniff). Disappeared sometime in the '60s.

[2dumb2kwit]

I have no idea what happened to mine. (sniff). Disappeared sometime in the '60s.

..along with his....

[Justin Case]

I can think of a few things I had when I was little that I wish I didnt destroy and still had,, Like Metal TONKA trucks,, I blew a couple of those up :blushing:

[Rick]

Yeah, I had a Bat Masterson outfit. Complete with cane. I could probably still wear it if I had it. I wear the same size pants I did when I was in the 8th grade. I just wear 'em a lot lower.

[2dumb2kwit]

I had a full head of hair, when I was younger.:blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

06:12 PM 2dumb2kwit Viewing Who's Online
06:08 PM Ken+ Replying to Thread
The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

Ken is still trying to remember back to when he was young.:innocent:

[Rick]

I used to have feet. I may still have them for all I know but I haven't seen them in a couple of decades.

[Rick]

He's probably typing... Am not!

[Justin Case]

Yeah, I had a Bat Masterson outfit. Complete with cane. I could probably still wear it if I had it. I wear the same size pants I did when I was in the 8th grade. I just wear 'em a lot lower.

This one ?

http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2003/costumes/batmasterson.jpg

[Justin Case]

I used to have feet. I may still have them for all I know but I haven't seen them in a couple of decades.

Just Like Dolly Parton :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Stillllllll trying.:innocent:


06:17 PM 2dumb2kwit Viewing Who's Online
06:08 PM Ken+ Replying to Thread
The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

[Justin Case]

Stillllllll trying.:innocent:

looking for graphics ?

[2dumb2kwit]

Just Like Dolly Parton :innocent:

Wait.......Rick has big boobs?:blushing: LOL

[Ken]

Man. I actually had that bike in purple. Banana seat, racing slick and all. Add a couple of baseball cards to the spokes and you would be as nifty as a fudge cicle on an August day.

Mine was identical to this one. Paint color, seat color, handle bars.......... Why DID I sell that thing? :blushing:

http://oldroads.com/img/DSCN0475.JPG

I remember, it's because I got one of these.

http://americannostalgia.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/john-1974-schwinn-le-tour-01.jpg

Which I traded in for one of these:

http://content.mtbr.com/images/Tradeshow/13/277/prodimg9.jpg

CRASH, can you pleeeeeze put this post back where it belongs? :sneaky2:

EDIT: Wait a minute. It does belong here. Never mind.

[Rick]

Come on man. I'm not talking about some cheap Halloween costume. I'm talkin' Bat Masterson.

http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q348/safe_zone/RickBat.jpg

[Justin Case]

Come on man. I'm not talking about some cheap Halloween costume. I'm talkin' Bat Masterson.

http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q348/safe_zone/RickBat.jpg

Very Cool !!! Thanks,, Cuffed jeans and all ;)

[Ken]

looking for graphics ?

Yep. That's what I was doing. :)

[Rick]

I was a hep cat in my day.

[Justin Case]

Mine was identical to this one. Paint color, seat color, handle bars.......... Why DID I sell that thing? :blushing:

http://oldroads.com/img/DSCN0475.JPG

I remember, it's because I got one of these.

http://americannostalgia.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/john-1974-schwinn-le-tour-01.jpg

Which I traded in for one of these:

http://content.mtbr.com/images/Tradeshow/13/277/prodimg9.jpg

CRASH, can you pleeeeeze put this post back where it belongs? :sneaky2:

Which you traded for your current ride !

http://i.cnn.net/money/galleries/2007/autos/0708/gallery.questionable_cars/images/1972_gremlin_xlt.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Which I traded in for one of these:

http://content.mtbr.com/images/Tradeshow/13/277/prodimg9.jpg




....which is still wedged between the cheeks of his fat arse. LOL:tongue_smilie:

[Ken]

I had a full head of hair, when I was younger.:blushing:

Did you mean to say.........

"I had a full empty head of hair, when I was younger.:blushing:"?

[Rick]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8386JNZCnSg/Sxfo_JEtpOI/AAAAAAAAAXk/H9OCSdl4opQ/s400/bicycle-crash.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Mine was identical to this one. Paint color, seat color, handle bars.......... Why DID I sell that thing? :blushing:

http://oldroads.com/img/DSCN0475.JPG




Pffft! Tell the truth. It was pink, wasn't it?:innocent:

[Justin Case]

I dont know why I am Making fun of Ken,, I dont even have a vehicle, They Repossessed that 2 days after they foreclosed on my house :blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

Did you mean to say.........

"I had a full empty head of hair, when I was younger.:blushing:"?

Uhhhh....yeah. Now I'm a long haired bald guy.:innocent:

[Ken]

....which is still wedged between the cheeks of his fat arse. LOL:tongue_smilie:

THAT made me laugh really really hard. :blushing:

[Ken]

Pssssst! Justin!

http://www.cactusjacksauto.com/

[Justin Case]

Uhhhh....yeah. Now I'm a long haired bald guy.:innocent:

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs425.ash1/23521_106061599418297_100000433713776_147742_29304 67_n.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

THAT made me laugh really really hard. :blushing:

Having a bike stuck in your arse made you laugh really hard?

Wow......I don't think I'd tell anyone that, if I were you.:blushing: LOL

[Justin Case]

Pssssst! Justin!

http://www.cactusjacksauto.com/

Thanks, but if you are unemployed, They laugh at you then beat you up ,,:blushing:

[Ken]

Cowboy had one of these until 2dumb stole it.

http://www.christmas-tree-world.com/images/pink-christmas-tree.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Thanks, but if you are unemployed, They laugh at you then beat you up ,,:blushing:

That happens to Ken, all of the time.:innocent:

[Ken]

That happens to Ken, all of the time.:innocent:

Only in your dreams, 2dumb. :)

[2dumb2kwit]

Cowboy had one of these until 2dumb stole it.

http://www.christmas-tree-world.com/images/pink-christmas-tree.jpg

I didn't actually steal it.....I just moved it up north.....to cheer up a friend, that had dingleberryitus.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

09:09 PM Ken+ Still searching

:innocent:

[Ken]

:innocent:

Are you stalking me, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

09:15 PM 2dumb2kwit Viewing Who's Online
09:15 PM crashdive123+ Viewing Who's Online
09:15 PM Ken+ Still searching for a clue

:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Are you stalking me, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

I'm being somewhat entertained by you.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

09:22 PM 2dumb2kwit Viewing Who's Online
09:22 PM crashdive123+ Looking for a post to move
09:18 PM Ken+ Viewing Who's Online

LOL.....:tongue_smilie:

[2dumb2kwit]

Rat Attack on "NOVA" was very educational, I have no idea when it repeats. From 100 rats to 12,000 rats in 8 weeks.

Sounds like lawyers, at a high dollar lawsuit. LOL:smash:

[Justin Case]

Ok 2D, what did you do to Ken ? haven't seen him in a couple of days :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Ok 2D, what did you do to Ken ? haven't seen him in a couple of days :sneaky2:

Wasn't me.:innocent:

Somebody make some ambulance sounds, and he'll probably come running. LOL:smash:

[Ken]

Ok 2D, what did you do to Ken ? haven't seen him in a couple of days :sneaky2:

Ken's been slammed with work over the past couple of days. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Ken wishes it was $800 a week. :sneaky2:


Would you rather save the money and be with her?:sneaky2:

Pfft! He married that prize...then had to spend all that money to get rid of her.......and he calls me dumb.:innocent:

[Ken]

Think about this........

If we ever had to go cannibal (Sarge, here's your "long-pig" que) 2dumb already comes pre-seasoned with BBQ dry rub. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

One of the girls has found an entry method into the herb garden, she trashed it this afternoon:mad:...... If she's not careful, she may well have discovered a novel way of flavouring roast chicken! :sneaky2:

Yeah....like Ken feeding garlic to his squirrels.:clap:

[2dumb2kwit]

Oh, Oh, Oh,........If dingleberryitus kills you off, soon.........can I have all your secret recipes???:tongue_smilie:

[Ken]

Oh, Oh, Oh,........If dingleberryitus kills you off, soon.........can I have all your secret recipes???:tongue_smilie:

You mean the 512 recipes I have for clams?

[2dumb2kwit]

You mean the 512 recipes I have for clams?

No.....I mean the good ones.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

No.....I mean the good ones.:sneaky2:

Maybe. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

02:03 PM 2dumb2kwit Viewing Index
Wilderness Survival Forums
01:53 PM Ken+ Replying to Thread
Let's Design a Backpack

It's kinda like Pavlov's dog. There's a ringing sound....then Kens forum activity stops, for a while.:innocent: LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

02:37 PM 2dumb2kwit Viewing Who's Online
02:33 PM Ken+ Private Messaging

See.....It happened, again.:innocent:

[erunkiswldrnssurvival]

Hay, whos that burro in your profile pic 2d 2k? i had a friend who was stuburn as a horse. mabe Ken will help you with "social demeanor when feeding pack animals". forget the backpack!

[2dumb2kwit]

Hay, whos that burro in your profile pic 2d 2k? i had a friend who was stuburn as a horse. mabe Ken will help you with "social demeanor when feeding pack animals". forget the backpack!

It's Ken. LOL:innocent:

[erunkiswldrnssurvival]

ha , ha, good one, i thought ken would pose his hind end in a photo with you sorry my mistake.

[Ken]

It's Ken. LOL:innocent:

Nice. :sneaky2: I'm PM'ing recipes to 2dumb and he's here bustin' my b@lls.

[erunkiswldrnssurvival]

no comment.

[Ken]

Nice. :sneaky2: I'm PM'ing recipes to 2dumb and he's here bustin' my b@lls.


no comment.

2dumb, did I say 2 pinches of salt in that recipe? Silly me. :blushing: I meant to write 2 POUNDS of salt. :sneaky2:

[erunkiswldrnssurvival]

yea 2 pounds of salt. (not from the winter salt spreader) 2d 2k, that has sand in it.

[2dumb2kwit]

Ducks are yummy!
...and Ken's a dummy.:tongue_smilie:

[Ken]

...and Ken's a dummy.:tongue_smilie:

"dummy?" :sneaky2: That word looks an awful lot like YOUR NAME!

[2dumb2kwit]

Dang....I just thought about something.

We joke Ken about being "my cousin vinny".....

..what if his honey looks like Marissa Tomei?:drool:

[2dumb2kwit]

"dummy?" :sneaky2: That word looks an awful lot like YOUR NAME!

Stop dreamin', Ken. You're no me.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Stop dreamin', Ken. You're no me.:sneaky2:

Thank God! :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

When you wrote this line: "We'll see about that." , please share how many miles away she was? Mmmmmm?

LOL....so, who wants to take bets, as to whether Ken ends up eating duck, or crow?:smash:

[2dumb2kwit]

Loads of ways to fix that. Remove the fat before cooking, cut the grease with citrus juice, roast "beer can style"......

If you wanna' get a different sense of what duck can taste like, get yourself to a good Chinese Restaurant and order yourself some Peking Duck.

And then there's Duck L'Orange. :innocent:

Did Ken just say that he's been peeking at some orange ducks?:blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

09:31 PM Ken+ Searching Forums


What the heck are you looking for.....your lost MOJO?:innocent:

[Ken]

What the heck are you looking for.....your lost MOJO?:innocent:

I had to let the dogs in and dry them off a bit. I believe that they think of me as the waiter, doorman, or towel-boy, depending on the circumstances. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Anybody want to bet, that the ducks stay longer than his honey does?:innocent: LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

I'm with you! They are noisy and dirty.

You talking about ducks, or lawyers?

[2dumb2kwit]

I'm gonna have to start saving these, until Ken is logged on, and crash isn't.:innocent: LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

I had to let the dogs in and dry them off a bit. I believe that they think of me as the waiter, doorman, or towel-boy, depending on the circumstances. :innocent:


LOL...I feel your pain.:blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey Ken....I see you just logged on. Are you done playing with the bush's, and painting your pole?:blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

04:45 PM Ken+ Searching Forums

Hahaha......Looking for good paint removers....or trying to see what is the best duck food?:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

And just that quick, he's gone again.
I guess he found out what ducks eat, so now he's gone to feed them.:blushing:

[Ken]

Several customers were sitting in a barbershop when a kid crosses the street walking toward the shop.

"Hey fellas," said the barber with a smirk. "Here comes the world's dumbest kid. You just watch this."

The barber takes out a dollar in one hand and two quarters in the other. The kid walks into the shop, looks at the barber, takes the two quarters and leaves.

"Whad I tell ya?" asked the barber with a laugh.

About an hour later one of the customers passes the boy, who is standing outside a candy shop.

"Say, son, I was at the barbershop this morning when you came in. Why did you take the two quarters and not the dollar?"

The kid turned to the man, "'Cause the minute I take that dollar, the game's over."

Never judge a book by its cover. That's what my momma always said.

How long's 2dumb been cuttin' hair? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

My Sweetie went out and picked up our 2 Ducks this morning while I broke my butt in the garden. :innocent: http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?t=11513

When she got there, there were 3 little ducks, not 2. Of course, she was worried that the 3rd. one would get lonely all by itself, so now we have 3 ducks.

I was talking to Sarge, :phone: and we were talking about how we name our pets. And then I looked at them ducks...............

There's a black one, a yellow one, and one that's both black and yellow. Nobody has any idea (yet) of what kinda' ducks they are. But they do need names, right? :idea:

The yellow one is really a loud little duck.

The black one just kept diving into this little pool we got for 'em.

The yellow and black one thinks it's the boss.
So............................ :innocent:

The yellow one is named Sarge. :)

The black one is named Crashdive. :)

And the yellow and black one is named Rick. :)

Phew....dodged a bullet, that time!
I'm sure glad that none of the ducks insulted, or out smarted him!:innocent: LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

Phew....dodged a bullet, that time!
I'm sure glad that none of the ducks insulted, or out smarted him!:innocent: LOL


10:00 PM crashdive123+ Moderating

That didn't take long.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Phew....dodged a bullet, that time!
I'm sure glad that none of the ducks insulted, or out smarted him!:innocent: LOL

Not quite. All that crap all over the duck-pen and in the duck pool.......... let's just say that we'll be callin' that stuff "2dumb." :sneaky2:

Honey, can you go outside and clean up the "2dumb?" :innocent:

Besides, "2dumb" is easier to pronounce than "klkak." :blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

Paralegal..........working for Ken.

[2dumb2kwit]

Not quite. All that crap all over the duck-pen and in the duck pool.......... let's just say that we'll be callin' that stuff "2dumb." :sneaky2:

Honey, can you go outside and clean up the "2dumb?" :innocent:

Besides, "2dumb" is easier to pronounce than "klkak." :blushing:

klik-klak isn't harder to say than 2dumb.:innocent: LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

Not quite. All that crap all over the duck-pen and in the duck pool.......... let's just say that we'll be callin' that stuff "2dumb." :sneaky2:

Honey, can you go outside and clean up the "2dumb?" :innocent:

Besides, "2dumb" is easier to pronounce than "klkak." :blushing:


BTW, Ken......how bad does it suck, to get kicked out of your own thread???:innocent: LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

Don't show ken's GF that, His ducks are enough.

It's OK....She already has an a$$.:innocent: LOL

[Ken]

Elizabeth City, NC.

Elizabeth City??? Only two things come from Elizabeth City.............

http://miamiherald.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ermey.jpg

........and I don't see any horns on you, 2dumb!

[2dumb2kwit]

05:55 PM 2dumb2kwit Viewing Who's Online
05:47 PM Ken+ Replying to Thread
What are you cooking today and how?

I wish he'd hurry the heck up.

I want to know what's for supper!:tongue_smilie:

[Ken]

I wish he'd hurry the heck up.

I want to know what's for supper!:tongue_smilie:

Duck breast.

Sorry about the delay. I actually got a call from Verizon Wireless following up on the "dropped call issue" I reported a month ago. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Duck breast.

Sorry about the delay. I actually got a call from Verizon Wireless following up on the "dropped call issue" I reported a month ago. :innocent:

I would have hung up on them, just to be funny.:tongue_smilie:

[Ken]

I would have hung up on them, just to be funny.:tongue_smilie:

Believe it or not, they can tell the difference between a hang-up and a dropped call.

[Justin Case]

shoulda dropped your phone then :innocent: what did they tell you ?

[Ken]

shoulda dropped your phone then :innocent: what did they tell you ?

That the problem wasn't with their towers. No sh*t. I told 'em it was the phone when I got it replaced. No problems since.

[2dumb2kwit]

I'm thinkin' this is when B calls me a pig! LOL:innocent:


08:10 PM BENESSE Replying to Thread
City Public Schools Adopting Uniforms

[2dumb2kwit]

08:13 PM 2dumb2kwit Viewing Who's Online
08:10 PM BENESSE Replying to Thread
City Public Schools Adopting Uniforms

Hmmm.....It's taking a few minutes. Maybe she's trying to decide whether or not, to call me a pig.:innocent:

[BENESSE]

Hmmm.....It's taking a few minutes. Maybe she's trying to decide whether or not, to call me a pig.:innocent:

Why, when you took the words right out of my mouth?

[2dumb2kwit]

Why, when you took the words right out of my mouth?

Uhhhhh.....'cuz... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjfd4hnE-PI

[Justin Case]

Uhhhhh.....'cuz... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjfd4hnE-PI

"ya--------mmmmm hmmmmm ,"

[2dumb2kwit]

OK...I guess I have to confess, about my dog being spoiled.
He just came in here, sat down, and looked at me, then grunted at me. I got up, to let him out, but he didn't go to the back door........he went to the kitchen. He didn't need to go out. He wanted a treat.:sneaky2:

[Justin Case]

I wonder what would happen if Ken and 2D made "normal" posts in this thread ? would crash move them out ? passing thought, sorry,,:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

08:21 PM 2dumb2kwit Viewing Who's Online
08:16 PM Ken+ Replying to Thread
How to eat well on a food stamp budget: $68.88

Sheez...are you posting, or are you trying one of the recipes?:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

I wonder what would happen if Ken and 2D made "normal" posts in this thread ? would crash move them out ? passing thought, sorry,,:innocent:

LOL....I think I've asked that same question.:innocent:

[Ken]

Or I could go to the chi-nee place...and get some who-flung-what.:innocent:

Instead of the sum-yung-boi you usually order? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Instead of the sum-yung-boi you usually order? :sneaky2:

I'm not like you. I don't order from that side of the menu.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

I'm not like you. I don't order from that side of the menu.:sneaky2:

It took you a while, but that WAS a good retort. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

It took you a while, but that WAS a good retort. :innocent:

....just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid. (Jake- Sweet Home Alabama):innocent:

[erunkiswldrnssurvival]

crash is a good man, he my not be a verizon customer,and he doesnt drop the call!

[BENESSE]

I'm not like you. I don't order from that side of the menu.:sneaky2:

You probably order from the side that serves
Hu Flung Dung.

[2dumb2kwit]

You probably order from the side that serves
Hu Flung Dung.

Well, this isn't up to you normal level, now is it?:innocent:
You havin' a bad day?

[BENESSE]

Well, this isn't up to you normal level, now is it?:innocent:
You havin' a bad day?

Just inspired to come down to your level.:winkiss:

[Ken]

Hey 2dumb!

You know how Crash is always moving those things we say to each other to that OTHER thread? :innocent: I've got an idea! :)

Let's use THIS thread to only post positive things. You know, stuff that Crash won't have any reason to move. :innocent:

This way, we can respond to each other in a civil way or even post complimentary things about each other.

Since I can't think of a damned thing that's good to say about you at the moment :sneaky2:, why don't you go first? :)

[2dumb2kwit]

Just inspired to come down to your level.:winkiss:

Now that's more like the razor wit, that I'm used to from you.:clap: LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey 2dumb!

You know how Crash is always moving those things we say to each other to that OTHER thread? :innocent: I've got an idea! :)

Let's use THIS thread to only post positive things. You know, stuff that Crash won't have any reason to move. :innocent:

This way, we can respond to each other in a civil way or even post complimentary things about each other.

Since I can't think of a damned thing that's good to say about you at the moment :sneaky2:, why don't you go first? :)


OK.
Ummmm...........


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

[Ken]

OK.
Ummmm...........


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

Just as I was reading that, Clyde sat next to me and farted, inspiring me to respond with a link to this handy tool:

http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm

[2dumb2kwit]

Good thing about Ken......


Good thing about Ken.......


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNFsnZdn1Ho

[Ken]

Click on "Anus Madness." :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Click on "Anus Madness." :innocent:

I'm pretty sure, that noone has ever said that to me, before.:innocent: LOL

[Ken]

I leave for two lousy minutes to get the dogs inside, and what do I discover? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Wait......where am I???:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

I leave for two lousy minutes to get the dogs inside, and what do I discover? :sneaky2:


You stepped in dog poop?:innocent:

[Ken]

Wait......where am I???:innocent:

We're "back home," 2dumb. :sneaky2:

I guess that's Crash's idea of a "bowel movement." :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

We're "back home," 2dumb. :sneaky2:

I guess that's Crash's idea of a "bowel movement." :innocent:

Well, at least I can quit trying to think of something good, to say about you. It was starting to make my head hurt!:tongue_smilie:

[Ken]

It was starting to make my head hurt!:tongue_smilie:

Probably just gas, 2dumb. :innocent:

[BENESSE]

Probably just gas, 2dumb. :innocent:

Or he could be constipated.:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Can't do that in the Peoples' Republic of Massachusetts. :sneaky2:

Dang it....silly me. I keep thinking that we live in a free country.:innocent:

[Ken]

Why don't you tell me? I don't want to skimp on preparations.


It's not that, it's.....well......... :innocent:

Look, I wasn't supposed to say anything, but 2dumb bought the house next door to his, hoping you'd be his redneck neighbor down in North Carolina. Just remember, you didn't hear that from me. :blushing:

So when ya' plan on moving? :)

[2dumb2kwit]

After debating this question in my own mind.....

So, how many voices were in that debate?:innocent:

[Ken]

WTSHTF or TEOTWAWKI, whichever comes first.:sneaky2:

That's what I told him, but he thinks that you're more redneck than his neighbors are, and since he doesn't have a single friend in his own neighborhood.......... :innocent:

[Ken]

So, how many voices were in that debate?:innocent:

It must be kinda' difficult for you to understand what I meant, with you not having a mind of your own, huh, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

It must be kinda' difficult for you to understand what I meant, with you not having a mind of your own, huh, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

Right.....I don't mind you having a lot of voices, in your head.:tongue_smilie:

[2dumb2kwit]

OK...Tell the truth, Ken. This is just an excuse to buy that new Derringer that you want, isn't it?:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Does this count???

[Ken]

Just type your name in, 2dumb. :sneaky2:


http://www.diplomastore.com/images/redneck1.jpg

[Ken]

And quit playin' games.

http://craziestgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/redneck-life.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

Just type your name in, 2dumb. :sneaky2:


http://www.diplomastore.com/images/redneck1.jpg

Pfft! If you were worth your salt, as a lawyer, you would have had my name on there, when you posted it.:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

The Big Sexy Dance. (Kens favorite.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdIXzSnKzAc&feature=related

[Ken]

The Big Sexy Dance. (Kens favorite.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdIXzSnKzAc&feature=related

Something terrible just happened to my eyes. :eek:

I'm getting sick now. That's worse than any thong pic I've ever seen posted here. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Did he just say that he wanted to stay home with the passed out whores?:blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

Not really. I haven't figured out how to keep JIC from posting that picture of you know what.

Ban him.

Oh crap....I sounded just like Ken!:blushing:
Sorry about that, everyone.:blushing:

[Justin Case]

Picture ? What Picture ? :innocent:

[nell67]

Picture ? What Picture ? :innocent:

Remember the cross hairs Juustin.....ggggrrrrrrr

[2dumb2kwit]

Picture ? What Picture ? :innocent:


Remember the cross hairs Juustin.....ggggrrrrrrr

Dang, Ken....look at this.

I guess our thread is now just a trashcan, for crash to put any post that he doesn't like in it's original thread.:innocent:

[nell67]

Dang, Ken....look at this.

I guess our thread is now just a trashcan, for crash to put any post that he doesn't like in it's original thread.:innocent:

Nope,Justin and I posted in this thread voluntarily.

[Justin Case]

the quote in post 1971 started out in that other thread ,, it was moved here then I commented on it ;) crash was actually answering you in the other thread,

[2dumb2kwit]

Oops! My apologies, crash.......it looks like I made a Ken of myself.:blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

Nope,Justin and I posted in this thread voluntarily.


the quote in post 1971 started out in that other thread ,, it was moved here then I commented on it ;) crash was actually answering you in the other thread,

Aw shucks....I guess I just don't know how to act, with company and all, here in this thread.:blushing:

[Ken]

Oops! My apologies, crash.......it looks like I made a Ken of myself.:blushing:

That would give your life meaning. You wish. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Aw shucks....I guess I just don't know how to act, with company and all, here in this thread.:blushing:

You ain't even got manners here. :sneaky2: Don't blame me, everybody. I've been asking the mods to BAN this clown since Day 1.

[Justin Case]

What are you two up to now ? :sneaky2:

04:41 PM 2dumb2kwit
Private Messaging

04:41 PM Justin Case
Viewing Who's Online

04:41 PM Ken+
Private Messaging

[2dumb2kwit]

What are you two up to now ? :sneaky2:

04:41 PM 2dumb2kwit
Private Messaging

04:41 PM Justin Case
Viewing Who's Online

04:41 PM Ken+
Private Messaging

We're working on a plan to embarrass everyone west of the Mississippi.:creepy:

[Justin Case]

I wouldn't be surprised :sneaky2:

[Ken]

We're working on a plan to embarrass everyone west of the Mississippi.:creepy:

So who's gonna' tell Justin? You or me? Or do we just let him sweat 'till it happens? :innocent:

[Justin Case]

So who's gonna' tell Justin? You or me? Or do we just let him sweat 'till it happens? :innocent:

Who,,, Me ?

http://www.itstrulyrandom.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/man-sweating.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

So who's gonna' tell Justin? You or me? Or do we just let him sweat 'till it happens? :innocent:

I told him......but I bet he still ends up embarrassed.:innocent:

[Justin Case]

Sorry, I am Immune to embarrassment :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Sorry, I am Immune to embarrassment :innocent:

Dang it!!!!:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Here's a pic of 2dumb expanding his vocabulary. :)

http://passionatelycurious.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8345170c769e2010536cd7e32970c-800wi

Thought this deserved it's own thread for a short while :clown: - until it gets moved. :sneaky2:

[Old GI]

In a stretch, could you call that a "Book Worm"?:spam:

[Ken]

:clap::clap::clap:

[erunkiswldrnssurvival]

wow $5.00 words are one thing,,, 2d2k. how about a "big" letter. lets start with "o"

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey Ken.......The forum is smokin' hot tonight, ain't it?

Have you learned a lot about survival, tonight?:innocent:

[BENESSE]

Hey Ken.......The forum is smokin' hot tonight, ain't it?

Have you learned a lot about survival, tonight?:innocent:

Yeah, keep a low profile.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Hey Ken.......The forum is smokin' hot tonight, ain't it?

Have you learned a lot about survival, tonight?:innocent:

Waaaaa? Who just woke me up - and WHY? :sneaky2:


Yeah, keep a low profile.:sneaky2:

Who? Me or him? *Yawn* :blushing: