The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

[Ken]

interloper [ˈɪntəˌləʊpə]
n 1. an intruder
2. a person who introduces himself into professional or social circles where he does not belong
3. a person who interferes in matters that are not his concern
4. (Law) a person who trades unlawfully

Nice, Crash. :sneaky2: I was only trying to protect OUR turf.

[2dumb2kwit]

Nice, Crash. :sneaky2: I was only trying to protect OUR turf.

You're just mad, because once again, I thought faster than you did. LOL:smash:

[Ken]

:tt2:...and if you need that defined, just watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPFLFoARbD4

No wonder your mind is mush. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

You're just mad, because once again, I thought faster than you did. LOL:smash:

2dumb, it's expected that all members will comply with our Quality Control Regulations. And YOU are messing with that process.

Therefore, you should be BANNED! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb, it's expected that all members will comply with our Quality Control Regulations. And YOU are messing with that process.

Therefore, you should be BANNED! :sneaky2:

Yeah, well....you're a nerve wracking yankee lawyer.

Therefore, you should kiss my ***! LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

Yeah, well....you're a nerve wracking yankee lawyer.

Therefore, you should kiss my ***! LOL:innocent:

Mark the spot. You're all ***. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Now......hoooooold on there Rick. If I win, I may be persuaded to trade that fine knife, to a mod/admin, in exchange for banning Ken. :innocent:

Obviously, you have no sense of the fact that such a knife is priceless, not only for its superlative craftsmanship, but because of the strong bonds of friendship it symbolizes. :sneaky2:

As much as I want you BANNED!!!!, 2dumb, I would NEVER trade that knife just to have you banned. My left tes***** maybe, but NOT that knife. :innocent:

Seeing that you only want the finest knife that's ever been made for barter, I think you should remove your name from the list. Of Forums members, that is........... :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

I think you should remove your name from the list.

You posted that, like you believe that someone here cares what you think! Aaaaaahahahahah!:smash:

[Ken]

You posted that, like you believe that someone here cares what you think! Aaaaaahahahahah!:smash:

You should be more concerned about the fact that nobody here believes that you can think at all. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Jam!? Aaaaargh!

Yeah....don't you remember? Stargazer is the one that made that dingleberry jam, that Ken and crash liked so much.:innocent:

[Ken]

Yeah....don't you remember? Stargazer is the one that made that dingleberry jam, that Ken and crash liked so much.:innocent:

In one short post you've managed to insult 4 members, including an Administrator and a Super Moderator. :sneaky2:

You insulted what's left of Rick's memory.

You insulted Stargazer's DEWberry jam.

And you insulted Crash and me after we wrote those comprehensive Q.C. reports.

And every insult is a cause for BANNING........... :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

For a minute there, I thought I heard something. Must have just been the wind.:innocent:

[Ken]

For a minute there, I thought I heard something. Must have just been the wind.:innocent:

Blowin' in one ear and out the other.......... :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Brain fart????

Nothin' in between them ears to stop the breeze. :innocent:

[Ken]

I try to avoid ladders....at all cost!

Yep....big tuff guy........scared to death of heights.:blushing:

2dumb, I've never been skydiving. Always wanted to try it out. If I go next summer, wanna' join me? But no sabotaging chutes, okay? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb, I've never been skydiving. Always wanted to try it out. If I go next summer, wanna' join me? But no sabotaging chutes, okay? :innocent:

Nope! I'm just fine, with keeping my happy arse on the ground.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

06:50 PM Ken+ Viewing Thread
Frustrating Redundancy

'Nuff said.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

'Nuff said.:sneaky2:

2dumb, I mentioned you to a couple of my friends. They bought me an early Christmas present because they said I shouldn't wait any longer to read it. :sneaky2:

http://www.christianbits.co.uk/shopimages/0736914447.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb, I mentioned you to a couple of my friends. They bought me an early Christmas present because they said I shouldn't wait any longer to read it. :sneaky2:


Ken, if our play fights, on this forum, cause issues in your real life........you need far more help than reading a book, is going to provide. Please seek professional help. :cool2:

[Ken]

http://www.productdose.com/images/custom/doormats/go_away.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

http://www.productdose.com/images/custom/doormats/go_away.jpg

It is truly stunning, the way your mind works.:innocent:
(and you actually passed the bar???)

[Rick]

Are you kidding? He can't pass a bar or a pub. He generally winds up getting thrown out of both.

[Ken]

(and you actually passed the bar???)

Yep. Probably around the same time you got slammed in the back of the head with one. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Yep. Probably around the same time you got slammed in the back of the head with one. :sneaky2:

No, you're confused...again. You mean, the first time I RAISED it.:innocent:

[oly]

Now you two need a little christmas cheer.

[Ken]

Now you two need a little christmas cheer.

Now that's a lot funnier than anything 2dumb's ever posted. :innocent:

[Ken]

2dumb only barks and yaps. He ain't got no bite in him. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?t=7313&highlight=elegant


Oh yeah. Sooner or later, you're gonna' pay for that. :innocent:

Crash, I think Pict called it, on Ken. LOL:innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg

[2dumb2kwit]

Here you go, Ken. If you really want to read a book....
..It's more your speed!:innocent:

[Ken]

Here you go, Ken. If you really want to read a book....
..It's more your speed!:innocent:

You like having things put up there, don't ya', 2dumb? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

That's a good thing to remember if you meet a guy who's, say, 5'7½" tall. :innocent:

Ken....the little yappin' dog.

Ken.....the ankle biter.

Kenhuahua.

[Ken]

2dumb only barks and yaps. He ain't got no bite in him. :innocent:

Nice, Crash. I think that you're trying to make Rick look bad. (Not that he needs any help in that department.) Now that you've moved my post, the post that Rick wrote right after mine won't make any sense at all.

Not that it would be any different than all of his OTHER posts - just sayin'. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

You like having things put up there, don't ya', 2dumb? :innocent:

Up your ***??? Not especially, but it's better than being up mine.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Up your ***??? Not especially, but it's better than being up mine.:sneaky2:

10 minutes, 2dumb. Your response time is getting quite slow. All your friends (both of them) too busy to answer your calls for help tonight? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

10 minutes, 2dumb. Your response time is getting quite slow. All your friends (both of them) too busy to answer your calls for help tonight? :innocent:

I was reading and posting in other threads. Back up a few post, and you can see them here, now.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hahaha.....Kenhuahua! I crack myself up!:smash:

[2dumb2kwit]

Dan Haggerty's gay! As far as I know the Grizzly was too. :sneaky2:

Ken loves Dan Haggerty!:innocent:


Ken secretly wants to be...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JvExMnxB4w

[oly]

I'm not the kind to keep things stirred up:innocent: So how about a christmas card for you two

[Ken]

Ken loves Dan Haggerty!:innocent:


Ken secretly wants to be...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JvExMnxB4w

Ya' know, 2dumb, between you and Sarge, I can't figure out which one writes more posts with references to gay men. And we all know what that means. :innocent:

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Ya' know, 2dumb, between you and Sarge, I can't figure out which one writes more posts with references to gay men. And we all know what that means. :innocent:

That they are trying to get you to "Come Out"? Hey maybe Dan Haggerty would throw you a party!

[Ken]

2dumb2kwit
Last Activity: Today 10:25 AM
Current Activity: Viewing Thread Question For Sarky (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?t=7995)

Here we go........... :sneaky2:

[Ken]

That they are trying to get you to "Come Out"? Hey maybe Dan Haggerty would throw you a party!

I ain't coming out if they're around. Nope. They've been dying to tie me up and have their way with me - in a really really sick fashion. :sneaky2:

[Sarge47]

Ya' know, 2dumb, between you and Sarge, I can't figure out which one writes more posts with references to gay men. And we all know what that means. :innocent:I have this strange attractation to lawyers! :innocent::innocent::innocent:

[Ken]

I have this strange attractation to lawyers! :innocent::innocent::innocent:

I believe I know why. :sneaky2: Don't be fooled by my seemingly vulnerable appearance.

http://arockridgelife.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/wolf_in_sheeps_clothing.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

I believe I know why. :sneaky2: Don't be fooled by my seemingly vulnerable appearance.


Yep.....a dog, in sheeps clothing.

A Kenhuahua, to be exact! (Snicker, Snicker) :innocent:

[Sarge47]

Yep.....a dog, in sheeps clothing.

A Kenhuahua, to be exact! (Snicker, Snicker) :innocent:Good one! :sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2:

[Ken]

Yep.....a dog, in sheeps clothing.

A Kenhuahua, to be exact! (Snicker, Snicker) :innocent:


Good one! :sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2:

Go ahead! Pet the doggie! He doesn't bite. Honest! :)

[2dumb2kwit]

Neat! A wine cellar! :wine:

With enough room for your favorite wine holder!

[Ken]

I love those things! I use them to mark tires, for my racecar.:art:




I love those things! I use them to mark trees, for my racecar.

Seriously? Really?


Heck yeah. Everybody use to use tire crayons, but then came treating tires, with different chemicals, and that often makes it hard to mark them with crayon. The silver metallic sharpies work great.

(I guess that you know that we use slightly different sizes at each corner, as well as different air pressures, and sometimes different rubber compounds.)

Nincompoop. :sneaky2:

You didn't read Rick's reply CAREFULLY, did you? I've already told ya', 2dumb, READ THE POST CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU REPLY.

You really are a humiliation to the Forums, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

You only have 2 barely functioning brain cells, 2dumb! And that places you at a terrible disadvantage here, unless, of course, you're competing against Stony. :innocent:

[Ken]

I don't quite get it.
It's either ganging up on poor Ken or showing him love by bashing him--you know kind of like in elementary school where a boy would kick a girl or pull her hair when he had a crush on her.
Anybody have a crush on Ken?

It's a good thing that they don't use inkwells any more, BENESSE. :innocent:

Ya' know, Sarge is (in real life - honest) a practicing magician. Maybe he can make some brain cells appear for 2dumb before he makes himself disappear. :innocent:

[Ken]

The ones I do see, thank god they're slow and stupid, I usually just hand kill them.

We have one or two of them around here. :innocent:

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/image.php?u=3276&dateline=1251850495 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/member.php?u=3276)

Thanks for the advice on how to get rid of them! :)

[2dumb2kwit]

Where did he say he went to school?

U. of M. (At Broke Back Mountain):innocent:

[Ken]

U. of M. (At Broke Back Mountain):innocent:

"Psychological projection or projection bias (including Freudian Projection) is the unconscious act of denial of a person's own attributes, thoughts, and emotions, which are then ascribed to the outside world, such as to the weather, the government, a tool, or to other people. Thus, it involves imagining or projecting that others have the same feelings or motives, rather than what they really think."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

[Ken]

Ahhhh - the third hide wasn't a failure --- just a lesson on another way not to do it that's all.

and you do realize how strange this might sound to somebody that is not a member of the forum don't you?


so I made a batch of brains the other day

Especially if they know about 2dumb being a member here. Nope, it wouldn't make any sense at all....... :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

http://www.modernpooch.com/archives/killer.jpg

Holy crap! Rick found a picture of Kenhuahua!!!

[Ken]

i like to hunt around in the shale beds around here and find stuff like this:

Wow! A fossilized 2dumb footprint!

[2dumb2kwit]

Great debator. Nice guy, too. Was my rep until the last redistricting. I still run into him at some civic or political event every couple of years. He still remembers my name from when I was in office 15 years ago. Good politician. Just totally confused and a terrible Congressman. That's all. :innocent:

Didn't y'all have a little tiff, over one stealing the others boyfriend, or something like that?:blushing:

[canid]

you two sure do keep 'em below the belt.

[2dumb2kwit]

you two sure do keep 'em below the belt.

It's probably the only action that Kenhuahua is getting, below the belt! LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

The response I wanna' post would get me banned. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

The response I wanna' post would get me banned. :sneaky2:

Who are you scared of....sissy???:innocent:

[Ken]

Who are you scared of....sissy???:innocent:

Go eat your barbeque, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/79/227602083_c503cb543b.jpg

[Ken]

Amazing what difference one little letter makes isn't it?

Only 2dumbdatwit would make a change like that. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

what does your B.O.B. weigh?

Oh, a couple of pounds less that my W.I.L.L.I.E. :innocent:

[crashdive123]

You have a Jeep?

[Ken]

You have a Jeep?

The other W.I.L.L.I.E. :innocent:

[crashdive123]

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-4/willie-nelson.jpg

[Ken]

Uhhh, no. My OTHER W.I.L.L.I.E. :innocent: Want me to post a pic? :sneaky2:

[crashdive123]

http://designchampagne.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/willy-wonka-wilder.jpg

[Ken]

http://neillangit.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/willie_revillame.jpg

[crashdive123]

http://neillangit.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/willie_revillame.jpg

I should have guessed.

[Ken]

Not that W.I.L.L.I.E! :blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

Huh....look at that. It appears that oriental Willies are smaller than American Willies. :innocent:

[Ken]

Huh....look at that. It appears that oriental Willies are smaller than American Willies. :innocent:

Last edited by crashdive123 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/posthistory.php?p=176142); Today at 02:09 PM. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Last edited by crashdive123 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/posthistory.php?p=176142); Today at 02:09 PM. :sneaky2:

And your point is???

[Ken]

And your point is???

Way over your head, 2dumbdatwit. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Last edited by crashdive123 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/posthistory.php?p=176142); Today at 02:09 PM. :sneaky2:


Oooooooohh....I get it!
You're mad, that crash pointed out that your Willie is smaller than others.:sailor:

[Ken]

Oooooooohh....I get it!
You're mad, that crash pointed out that your Willie is smaller than others.:sailor:

Be quiet, 2dumb. After all, you don't have anything to compare it to. :sneaky2:

[crashdive123]

Dag-nab-it. Had to move myself.

[Ken]

Just don't ban yourself. At least until after you've banned 2dumb. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey Ken....did you tell crash, that he can play in our thread?

[Ken]

Hey Ken....did you tell crash, that he can play in our thread?

No. Did you?

[crashdive123]

Your thread?

Might I call your attention to post #1?

[Ken]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 1,333

User Name/Posts

Ken (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/member.php?u=1459) / 596 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/search.php?do=finduser&userid=1459&searchthreadid=8560)

2dumb2kwit / 524 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/search.php?do=finduser&userid=3276&searchthreadid=8560)

crashdive123 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/member.php?u=939) / 60 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/search.php?do=finduser&userid=939&searchthreadid=8560)

It's OURS. We stole it fair and square! :sneaky2:

[crashdive123]

Good point. Reminds me of the story about wrestling in the mud with a pig. Nobody really wins.........and the pig likes it.

I bow to yours and 2D2K's ownership of this thread.

[Ken]

Good point. Reminds me of the story about wrestling in the mud with a pig. Nobody really wins.........and the pig likes it.

I bow to yours and 2D2K's ownership of this thread.

Thank you, Crash! :)

Here, 2dumbdatwit asked me to give these to you! :flowers:

[2dumb2kwit]

Your thread?

Might I call your attention to post #1?


....and how many threads have Ken and I been kicked out of, THAT WE STARTED????:alien:

[Ken]

WELL SAID! No wonder you have two of those little green squares.:)

2dumb, I'll never understand why YOU don't have two red ones. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb, I'll never understand why YOU don't have two red ones. :sneaky2:

"cuz they're brass!:innocent:

[Ken]

"cuz they're brass!:innocent:

I'm talking about the two little squares - not your two brain cells. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

I'm just not the girl I used to be.




Neither is Ken. (Snicker,Snicker)

[Ken]

Neither is Ken. (Snicker,Snicker)

*Hope this one don't get edited..........*

But my feet are still the same, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:i5F78W3jtoAqAM:http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/images/Pic1273.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/images/Pic1273.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/Picture.asp%3FID%3D531&usg=__QvzCnJzugZ3jQYFYABRAsER8zuw=&h=314&w=362&sz=26&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=i5F78W3jtoAqAM:&tbnh=105&tbnw=121&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfoot%2Bfinger%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26s afe%3Doff%26sa%3DG)

[Ken]

2dumb, the name of this thread had the word "thought" in it. You don't belong posting here. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb, the name of this thread had the word "thought" in it. You don't belong posting here. :sneaky2:



:tt2::tt2::tt2::tt2::lol:

[2dumb2kwit]

Holy crap, Ken. That's a real eye-opener!
I'm sure that there are many others, here, that are as shocked as I am.
It would have never occurred, to me, that you have 10 friends.:innocent:

[trax]

egads! is that some kind of disgusting offer 2dumb?

[Rick]

He mispelled it again, 2Dumb. Tin friends. (toys)

[Ken]

He mispelled it again, 2Dumb. Tin friends. (toys)

:sneaky2: "4 of my 10 closest friends....." Didn't spell the numbers - they were numerals. So nah nah boo boo to you. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Holy crap! I guess all the years of not winning anything, have finally paid off! LOL

Thanks a ton, crash...and all you folks that have sent congrats.:blushing:

I promise to only use it for good, and to take good care of it.:)

C'mon, 2dumb. Everyone here knew you were a "winner" right after your first post. :sneaky2:

Definition of winner

winner (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/definition+of/winner)


loser. sarcastic.
What a winner!by V. (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/users/2719/contributions/), Canada, Aug 13 1998 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/by-date/1998-08-13).

To be a person who did something stupid.
Her weave doesn't even match her hair color. WINNER!by Marietta E. (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/users/5649/contributions/), Memphis, TN, USA, Oct 25 2001 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/by-date/2001-10-25).


Discover slang words with the same meaning:


unintelligent, idiot (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/thesaurus/words+meaning+unintelligent,+idiot.html)
http://onlineslangdictionary.com/definition+of/winner

[2dumb2kwit]

C'mon, 2dumb. Everyone here knew you were a "winner" right after your first post. :sneaky2:

Definition of winner

winner (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/definition+of/winner)


loser. sarcastic.
What a winner!by V. (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/users/2719/contributions/), Canada, Aug 13 1998 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/by-date/1998-08-13).

To be a person who did something stupid.
Her weave doesn't even match her hair color. WINNER!by Marietta E. (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/users/5649/contributions/), Memphis, TN, USA, Oct 25 2001 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/by-date/2001-10-25).


Discover slang words with the same meaning:


unintelligent, idiot (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/thesaurus/words+meaning+unintelligent,+idiot.html)
http://onlineslangdictionary.com/definition+of/winner


What??? Can't hear you.

'Cuz I'm jumpin' up and down, yellin "I WON THE KNIIII-IIIIIIFE, I WON THE KNIIII-IIIIIIFE!!!!!!"

:tt2:

[Ken]

Just blame it on 2dumb (the brain dead).

Good idea. :innocent:

[oly]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib-Qiyklq-Q :innocent:

[oly]

Sorry 2D I'm running for senator up north from you.

[2dumb2kwit]

We did get a bunch of snow.20 inches not including the drifts.

That's a big deal! That's chest deep, to Ken! LOL:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

That didn't take long. LOL:innocent:

[nell67]

That's a big deal! That's chest deep, to Ken! LOL:innocent:
And BAM,just like that,2D has been moved to the Ken vs 2D thread,and Ken hasn't even been back 2 minutes...... wtg 2D

[2dumb2kwit]

And BAM,just like that,2D has been moved to the Ken vs 2D thread,and Ken hasn't even been back 2 minutes...... wtg 2D


:blushing::blushing::blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

You know....If we could just trick Ken into getting in this thing....:innocent:

(Warning; This is kinda harsh!)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b6d_1258598506

[2dumb2kwit]

Man, I really don't like telling my lightning story. The few times I have, I always felt that folks were looking at me oddly, you know - like the "are you full of it or what" glance.


Actually...it explains alot!:lol:

(By any chance, was Ken up there with you?) LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

Can I borrow that for my mother-in-law? I will return it after deer season. Matter of fact, I will give you a nice deposit in good faith that it will return to you undamaged.

LOL, I was thinking along the same lines, but I was thinking about a Northern Barrister friend of mine.:innocent:
(If I say "yankee lawyer", Crash moves my post.):blushing:

Nice work, ND!

[2dumb2kwit]

Well, Ken.....I'm glad you're feeling better, and you have things under control.


Now, back to the abuse! LOL:innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIqxnYZZNB8

[2dumb2kwit]

Isn't it great, how everyone helps in their own way, around here?

I was thinking, that with all the struggling hobbyist in training that come to this forum for help, that we need someone in charge of getting them aimed in the right direction. We have a lot of people that help, but we need a department head, if you will.

With his gift of words, and his ability to guide people in the right direction, I'd like to nominate Ken, for this position.

I also think that this added responsibility, will earn him the right to be called by his title.

All those in favor, of Ken being the official wilderness survival forums S.H.I.T. Head....say aye!:innocent:

(Rick, it's pronounced "I".)

[2dumb2kwit]

Rick, I'd be honored to run the department of Standardization and Testing.

2D2K, you are a thoughtful guy to go and nominate Ken for such a promotion. Maybe this could be his departments new emblem?:innocent:

I like it!:smash:
(But, I get the feeling, that you're going to go to the 2D2K vs Ken thread, with me. LOL)

[2dumb2kwit]

Ken sent me an email, saying that he has started dating a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. He attached a picture.

[nell67]

You're despicable 2D!

[Boker]

atleast this one isn't as hairy as the last one..........

[trax]

that was just too persuasive, well done 2d. I vote "aye" for making Ken the forum S.H.I.T. Head.

[Stargazer]

:noway::FRlol::lol::FRlol::lol:

[Old GI]

Hey 2D: Did my ex give you permission to use her images?

[2dumb2kwit]

LOL....this has to be some kind of record! I got a whole thread booted! Woo Hoo!:smash:

[crashdive123]

I could always restrict your access so that this is the only thread you can post in.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

I could always restrict your access so that this is the only thread you can post in.:innocent:

Yeah, but then you'd miss out on stuff, like the "young Rick" thread, and the "Ninja Glock" thread. LOL:innocent:


....but, ya know...it would be funny as heck, if when Ken gets back, he could only post, in this thread.:innocent:

[Rick]

I vote for the restriction....but that's just me.

[2dumb2kwit]

I vote for the restriction....but that's just me.

Uh hummmmm. You know that this was not in the 2D2K vs. Ken thread.....right?


Rick
Administrator
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 2D
I have to agree 100%, with Rick.

I had to capture that before he changed it. You all read it right here. I'm sure I'll be referring to this...often.
__________________


Oh, wait.........did you mean, restrict Ken?:innocent:

[smittysurvival]

You know how he always goes off topic and hijacks a thread as soon as he logs-in, and immediately begins posting dumb things about me in every thread, right?




i know this is getting off topic:innocent: but who does that remind you off. a younger more ignorant kid who like getting in fights with a certain moderator

[smittysurvival]

so if i have sarge, 2d messes with ken, who has crash and rick?

[Sarge47]

so if i have sarge, 2d messes with ken, who has crash and rick?Why do you think you only have me, hmmm? :sneaky2:

[smittysurvival]

its all in good fun sarge. and i dont think anyone else really argues like you and me

[smittysurvival]

i dont think any one CAN argue like us

[2dumb2kwit]

Ken be nimble,
Ken be quick,
Ken's in the hospital,
'cuz he burned his.....


..OK, I don't know why Ken is in the hospital.:innocent:
(But I hope he feels better, soon.)

[Sarge47]

Walking in the forest and watching a small animal labor about,
Yeah but that IS what 2D reminds me of! (Standing in for Ken here.) :innocent:

[crashdive123]

Well then, just to make you feel more like Ken......:innocent::innocent::innocent:

[trax]

so if i have sarge, 2d messes with ken, who has crash and rick?

Crash and Rick have always had each other....oh that might not sound right....oh well.

[Rick]

You are a sick, sick, puppy.

[trax]

What? What? I meant like...buddies...like got each other's backs out there protecting the rest of us from chinee spambots, like brothers in arms, well ok maybe not in arms. Nuthin brokeback about you guys, nooooo, I wasn't suggesting that :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Just wait until Ken gets back, and finds out that crash has been un-faithful.:blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

Ken.....




Keeeen....


(Sigh):innocent:

[Rick]

We're worried about Ken, too. We've assembled one of the best F.A.R.T. teams we have.

We're using our best search dog....

http://hongkong.today.com/files/2008/11/fat-dog.jpg (http://hongkong.today.com/files/2008/11/fat-dog.jpg)

Our best rescuer...

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/dec2009/6/8/steve-myall-fat-man-pic-ian-vogler-146264941.jpg

And, or course, our best communications guy.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HSMGK2wBKNU/SxKOPs0buQI/AAAAAAAAAn0/JnwC4cFy2NI/s1600/really-fat-guy-on-computer.jpg

If our F.A.R.T. team can't find him no one can!

[Winnie]

****NEWS FLASH****

A Massachussetts Hospital today has reported an infestation bacon sandwiches and Twinkies of such proportions that the clear-up could take some time. The infestation is reported to have started in a private room occupied by a lawyer from the DA. The lawyer was also heard to sceam "OVER HERE F.A.R.Ts! THEY'VE FOUND PLACES TO PUT TUBES I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I HAD!!!!!!!"

[nell67]

Now THAT was funny,given the situation that Ken is MIA,made me feel bad laughing at it......

[Stargazer]

What? What? I meant like...buddies...like got each other's backs out there protecting the rest of us from chinee spambots, like brothers in arms, well ok maybe not in arms. Nuthin brokeback about you guys, nooooo, I wasn't suggesting that :innocent:

I bet while you were typing this you were whistleing a certain banjo tune too.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

****NEWS FLASH****

A Massachussetts Hospital today has reported an infestation bacon sandwiches and Twinkies of such proportions that the clear-up could take some time. The infestation is reported to have started in a private room occupied by a lawyer from the DA. The lawyer was also heard to sceam "OVER HERE F.A.R.Ts! THEY'VE FOUND PLACES TO PUT TUBES I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I HAD!!!!!!!"

LOL....If Ken doesn't send up a smoke signal, or something, soon, letting us know that he's OK, Boston is gonna be over-run with a F.A.R.T so big, that they are gonna start thinking of that tea party thingy as the good ol' days!:smash:

[2dumb2kwit]

Ken....


Keeen......





....I'm guessing, the drugs still have him knocked out.
(Pronounced k-nocked) :innocent:

[BENESSE]

....I'm guessing, the drugs still have him knocked out.
(Pronounced k-nocked) :innocent:


You're just jealous.
(And probably bored to death.)

[smittysurvival]

wwooohhoooo. go F.A.R.T.S

[Rick]

Smitty, IF we could go then we'd be called W.A.R.T. (Wickedly Agile Response Team). As it is, we're just Fairly Agile.

[crashdive123]

Keep in mind that we should not be confused with the National Occupational Therapy Semi Mobile Agile Response Team.

[2dumb2kwit]

Keep in mind that we should not be confused with the National Occupational Therapy Semi Mobile Agile Response Team.


Ummm.....I'm a member of that team, as well.:blushing:

[2dumb2kwit]

The good news, for Ken, is that they didn't have to remove any of his colon.

I was all ready to start calling him ;Ken.:whistling:
( Semicolon Ken......I crack myself up! LOL)

[2dumb2kwit]

The good news, for Ken, is that they didn't have to remove any of his colon.

I was all ready to start calling him ;Ken.:whistling:
( Semicolon Ken......I crack myself up! LOL)


Now would you look at that!

Everything is just great, then Ken gets back long enough to make two friggin' post, and I'm already gettin' kicked out of threads! Sheeez!:sneaky2:

[crashdive123]

Just tring to make it seem like old times.

[2dumb2kwit]

Just tring to make it seem like old times.

Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
I'm trying to make it sound like it's all Kens fault.:innocent:

[BENESSE]

Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
I'm trying to make it sound like it's all Kens fault.:innocent:

It is.
He just didn't know that if he had stayed away from nuts (of the 2D variety) he wouldn't have come down with diverticulitis.

[Ken]

Oh yeah.....I meant to ask......how the heck do you play a Champagne flute???:innocent:

You don't PLAY a champagne flute, 2dumb, you DRINK from one.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:8ID4mPq3Ssu5ZM%3Ahttp://www.porreda.com/acatalog/FLUTE112A2SS.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.porreda.com/acatalog/FLUTE112A2SS.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.porreda.com/acatalog/pair_reims_champagne_flutes.html&usg=__pTizgnXp7tBNnnQ6bN5ZHvxnGW4=&h=500&w=500&sz=44&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=8ID4mPq3Ssu5ZM:&tbnh=130&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dchampagne%2Bflute%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den )

However, 2dumb,

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:gB4BrYT9OlM-HM:http://memegenerator.net/Instances/286/Foul-Bachelor-Frog-I-HEARD-YOU-PLAY-THE-SKIN-FLUTE.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://memegenerator.net/Instances/286/Foul-Bachelor-Frog-I-HEARD-YOU-PLAY-THE-SKIN-FLUTE.jpg&imgrefurl=http://memegenerator.net/466007/I-heard-you-play-the-skin-flute&usg=__z6aDP9yBeYVJsq0WLH1rJiN3Bv8=&h=405&w=407&sz=75&hl=en&start=19&tbnid=gB4BrYT9OlM-HM:&tbnh=124&tbnw=125&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dskin%2Bflute%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa %3DG)

:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Found a new avatar for you, 2dumb.......... :innocent:

http://www.shirtsuck.com/images/assets/skinflute.jpg

[Ken]

Nice, Crash. You won't even cut a sick guy some slack, huh? :innocent:

[crashdive123]

Welcome home.

[2dumb2kwit]

(snicker, snicker) Welcome home, Danny........I mean, Ken.:innocent:(snicker,snicker)

[2dumb2kwit]

Nice, Crash. You won't even cut a sick guy some slack, huh? :innocent:

Maybe if you were ;Ken.:innocent: LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

With all the x-rays and scan's, Kens doctors have found that Kens "inner child" is a spoiled little girl. :phone: LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

Oh, come on guys......if people in Mass. had their heads up their butts, they'd end up with diverticu..........heeey......wait a minute.....

[Rick]

I had to make some phone calls and promise the moon to some folks (like I'm every going to deliver! HA!) but I managed to get one of his xrays.

http://static.desktopnexus.com/wallpapers/26913-bigthumbnail.jpg

[trax]

I dunno, figure you come awful close to delivering a moon every time you post one of those godawful thong pics.

[oly]

Welcome back Ken, 2D has been so dramatic without you.

[Ken]

No problem, OG.

Just wait 'till 2dsBF logs in. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Yeah, Ken told me the reason that he hasn't been on here, much, is that he can't sit at the computer. Something about the fear of the void from finally getting his head out of his arse, acting like a big suction cup, and permanently sticking him to the chair.:innocent:
(Kinda like a Ken bobble-head. LOL)


OK, crash. Go ahead.....I'm ready.:innocent:

[Ken]

I don't like it.
Looks like one more attempt, to remove people from responsibility.:sneaky2:

Right you are, 2dumb! :clap:

I figure you're just about responsible enough to use this, but DON'T HURT YOURSELF, okay?

http://marvmackey.com/gun%20dart.jpg



(HEY CRASH!!!! Before you even think about moving this post, please consider:

1. I told 2dumb that he was right, and didn't even call him a moron or anything like that; and

2. I expressed sincere and heartfelt concern for his personal safety.

So, since I only tried to protect him and didn't bash him in any way, you really shouldn't move this post, should you? :innocent:)

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey Ken, Byte Me...........


..is a fairly new member, of the forum, but I think he has about the same firearm responsibility thoughts, as we do. (Judging from a few of his post, that I've read.)

See crash...no need to move my post, either.:innocent:

[Ken]

2dumb, thank you for sharing your thoughts on this subject! :)

May I suggest that you review the following homonyms:


bight: middle of a rope

bite: a mouthful; a chomp

byte: eight bits


http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Zuabr2-kgykQxM:http://getfancy.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/easy_english_dictionary2.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://getfancy.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/easy_english_dictionary2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://getfancy.wordpress.com/2009/03/&usg=__B-SxboB_Zh16nU57fzXACYK_gkM=&h=400&w=307&sz=24&hl=en&start=7&tbnid=Zuabr2-kgykQxM:&tbnh=124&tbnw=95&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddictionary%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3 DG)


Did you REALLY mean to type "byte," 2dumb? :innocent:

[Ken]

How kind of you, 2dumb! You called me "sir!" :)

"Sir" must have been a very difficult word for you to spell. I'm proud of you, 2dumb! You spelled the word correctly on your first try! :clap:

(Crash, I think that 2dumb deserves a lot of credit for his efforts. Do you agree? :innocent:)

[Ken]

Even you are not 2Dumb to leave a loaded weapon around where there are kids....are you?

Rick, as is the case with temperature, dumbness is measured in degrees. The term "2dumb" suggests the equivalent of approximately 1/10th. of a degree above absolute zero. :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey Ken...you've been on for a while, today. Did you finally figure out that if you drill a hole in the bottom of a chair, that your suction cup won't hold you there????:clap:

...or did you not figure that out, and you're just stuck.:innocent:

[Ken]

2dumb:

1. Find some traffic.

2. Go play in it. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb:

1. Find some traffic.

2. Go play in it. :sneaky2:

If I wanted to, I could.....'cuz, you see, my butt isn't suction cupped to a chair!!!!!! LOL:clap:

[2dumb2kwit]

Oh, Oh, Oh....you could get a list of Kens list's , and read them at bedtime.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Part 1: I would like to speak on behalf of the tuna of the world and say emphatically yes (they, {the tuna,} would like to recommend you try dolphin once in awhile...just their suggestion)

Part 2: Planetary alignment questions (issues with Mercury) should be addressed to the 2012 thread.

I have to add that I'm just a wee bit disappointed in my Minister of Science for not catching that one. I guess he was busy with those nasty toxic dumper types.

All this talk about Mercury.....Ken, we haven't forgotten that you are having trouble with Uranus, we're just starting a little closer to home.:innocent:

(That, and we really don't want to think about Uranus.)

[Ken]

All this talk about Mercury.....Ken, we haven't forgotten that you are having trouble with Uranus, we're just starting a little closer to home.:innocent:

(That, and we really don't want to think about Uranus.)

2dumb, you idiot, :sneaky2: the only problem I have with "Myanus" is caused by you being a pain in the @ss. Other than for you, the problem I suffer from is a lot further up than that.

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb, you idiot, :sneaky2: the only problem I have with "Myanus" is caused by you being a pain in the @ss. Other than for you, the problem I suffer from is a lot further up than that.

What about that suction cup they made, when they took your head out of your arse???:sneaky2:

[Ken]

What about that suction cup they made, when they took your head out of your arse???:sneaky2:

2dumb, that was YOUR HEAD that they removed. Now that you're gone, how come you're STILL a pain in the @ss? :sneaky2:

[Ken]

You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."

It's a noun, 2dumb, not a verb.

You think Heinz Ketchup is SPICY.

It is. Once you add some horseradish, black pepper, diced habanero, and lemon juice. That's when we call it "cocktail sauce."

You have no problem pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.

I don't, but that's 'cause there's a city about an hour away named "Worcester." Can you pronounce the word "sauce" correctly, 2dumb?

For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits.

I hate potatoes au gratin. I had grits for breakfast - minus the usual cheese - with my eggs this morning. So there.

You don't even know what a Moon Pie is.

I love the dang things with a tall glass of ice cold milk. It's just that you can't often find 'em up this way.

You've never had grain alcohol.

Yes, I have. The best stuff (other than some of our local variety) came from West Virginia and Kentucky. Betcha' you've never had Portuguese grain alcohol. I only have about two gallons (various types) left in stock.

You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

I eat fried chicken with a roll of paper towels sitting nearby. Napkins just don't survive the mess they make when you eat 'em with your hands - like God wants us to do.

You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips.

2dumb, I live in a rural area with more chickens and cows than you've ever seen. The "Rhode Island Red" was first bred about a mile from my livingroom.

You have no idea what a polecat is.

It's the one on the right. http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/image.php?u=3276&dateline=1251850495

Whenever someone tells an off-color joke about farm animals, it goes over your head.

Whenever someone tells an off color joke about farm animals, I know they're talking about you.

You see nothing wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.

Actually, you have that mixed up. I see nothing wrong with putting a poodle on a sweater.

http://www.shessavvy.com/store/include/image.asp?path=\store\images\large\poodle%20big.jp g&Width=350

[2dumb2kwit]

Soooooo....you're a yankee, but you're not very good, at it. LOL:blushing:

BTW, that was a copy and paste...I didn't write it.

[2dumb2kwit]

What about that suction cup they made, when they took your head out of your arse???:sneaky2:

Speaking of which....now that you have that void, when you go outside in the wind, does your butt whistle?:innocent:

[Rick]

Now that right there is funny. Cruel, but funny.

[Ken]

Speaking of which....now that you have that void, when you go outside in the wind, does your butt whistle?:innocent:

Sorry, buddy, you're still off on the anatomics involved. :)

[2dumb2kwit]

Sorry, buddy, you're still off on the analtomics involved. :)

Nope...what I'm talking about, has nothing to do with your illness.
That is the part that you're not getting.:innocent: LOL

Actually....Scott Brown getting elected makes me think that a lot of people up your way, have gotten their heads out of their arses! LOL:smash:

[2dumb2kwit]

BTW......did you actually write "analtomics"??? HaHaHa!!!:blushing:

[Ken]

Nope...what I'm talking about, has nothing to do with your illness.
That is the part that you're not getting.:innocent: LOL

Actually....Scott Brown getting elected makes me think that a lot of people up your way, have gotten their heads out of their arses! LOL:smash:

You are preachin' to the choir, 2dumb. :)

[Ken]

Awww, I was just picking on a friend. (I just couldn't resist!)

Fantasy time again, 2dumb? "A friend?" Must be an imaginary one. :sneaky2:

(I just couldn't resist!)

[2dumb2kwit]

Fantasy time again, 2dumb? "A friend?" Must be an imaginary one. :sneaky2:

(I just couldn't resist!)

Mind ur own bidness, Ken....If I was talking about you, I'da said I was just pickin' on a @%^#$&!:innocent: LOL

[Ken]

What happened to 2D2K's post? Did he delete it because he thought Ken might read it and that idea scared him? inquiring minds what to know!

Probably, Klkak. We all know that deep down inside that 2dumb is nuthin' but a WIMP! :sneaky2:

[klkak]

I just read this entire thread. It was like talking to my mother when she's off her meds and on whiskey.

[Ken]

I just read this entire thread. It was like talking to my mother when she's off her meds and on whiskey.

Unfortunately, you're entirely correct, klkak. That's EXACTLY what 2dumb is like. That's why Crash set up this little thread, so 2dumb would be confined to an "isolation ward" where I can keep him under control to the greatest degree possible. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

I just read this entire thread. It was like talking to my mother when she's off her meds and on whiskey.


Unfortunately, you're entirely correct, klkak. That's EXACTLY what 2dumb is like. That's why Crash set up this little thread, so 2dumb would be confined to an "isolation ward" where I can keep him under control to the greatest degree possible. :sneaky2:

It would make my head hurt, to read this thread.

It gets all jumbled up and confusing. Ya see, when crash moves our post here, they line up by time. If Ken and I are throwing jabs, at each other in several threads, they end up here all out of order. You get one post from thread "B", then one from thread"F", then one from thread "A", then 2 more from thread "F"...etc, etc. Not to mention that most aren't nearly as funny, when they are read out of context.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

I just read this entire thread. It was like talking to my mother when she's off her meds and on whiskey.


Wait....BENESSE isn't your mom...is she???:innocent: LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

Guys, I understand. Yes I do. :innocent: I had the same thing happen to me as Rick did, except in my case it was a bull and not a doe. There's a lot of bull around here......... :sneaky2:
...and a lot of it seems to be coming from Mass.:innocent:

[BENESSE]

Wait....BENESSE isn't your mom...is she???:innocent: LOL

You back on crack?

[trax]

BENESSE.....that little poster was cruel and uncalled for, we both know 2d thinks before he says something stupid, then he goes ahead and says it anyway!! :rolleyes:

[Ken]

Trax? There's gotta' be some thought process involved even when a worm comes out of his hole. Just sayin'. :innocent:

[klkak]

klkak - Did you read the thread "Praise report for the Mora 2000" in the knife section? If not you should. 2d2k volunteered you for a promotion.

Ken - I'll check it out now. Musta' been posted when I was down for the count.

klkak - I just went to the thread and I'll be damned if 2d2k didn't delete his post. That big chicken.

Ken - Kev, I found it. Crash moved it to the 2d v. Ken thread. I missed the whole thing. Thanks!

klkak - No problem, It's just wrong to kick a guy when he's in a hospital bed.

Ken - Kev, I really don't mind. It just shows how much he missed me. Honestly, after I got out of the hospital, that @sshole called me every other day because he was worried about me. For a guy with the brains of a can of soup, 2dumb's a pretty good guy.

klkak - (Spits mouth full of rum all over monitor).


Hey Ken can I share this conversation we had with 2D2K?

[Ken]

Ya' kinda' let the cat outta' the bag, Kevin. :innocent: Something about that name - Kevin - my youngest brother's name is Kevin, and he's a piece of work, too. :sneaky2:

Well, Kev, you can share it with 2dumb, as long as he doesn't get the impression that I like him - or anything of the kind - anymore than I like a CAN OF SOUP!

[2dumb2kwit]

Just think how good they'd taste after a steady diet of Mixed Nuts packed in Sea Salt! You wouldn't even have to salt the little buggers! & everyone knows how much healthier Sea Salt is for you...just sayin' :innocent:

That's what I was thinking, Sarge!

Ken has corn fed beef, beat all to heck! LOL

Hey Ken....can you give them just a little garlic, and get them to roll around in a little puddle of E.V. olive oil???:innocent::drool:

[BENESSE]

BENESSE.....that little poster was cruel and uncalled for, we both know 2d thinks before he says something stupid, then he goes ahead and says it anyway!! :rolleyes:

Well tough toenails, mate.
Maybe 2D needs some meds or at least a 2X4 upside the head.

[2dumb2kwit]

Mmmmmm....soup!!!:drool:

[BENESSE]

Somebody's drinking heavily on this thread and it ain't me.

[2dumb2kwit]

Well tough toenails, mate.
Maybe 2D needs some meds or at least a 2X4 upside the head.


Somebody's drinking heavily on this thread and it ain't me.

Ohhhhhh, you're just upset, that we pointed out that you are as far out there, as Ken and I. LOL:tongue_smilie:

[BENESSE]

Ohhhhhh, you're just upset, that we pointed out that you are as far out there, as Ken and I. LOL:tongue_smilie:

And how far might that be suga?

[2dumb2kwit]

And how far might that be suga?

Excellent question.
I wish I had an answer.:blushing: LOL

[BENESSE]

Excellent question.
I wish I had an answer.:blushing: LOL

Well then, don't start something you can't finish.

[Ken]

Mmmmmm....soup!!!:drool:


:innocent:

Want

some

pea

soup,

2dumb?

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/134659_main.jpg

[Ken]

I think I saw 2dumb walking in front of me the other day. I snapped this pic with my cell phone! :)

http://freelanceswitch.com/images/ounceofprofessionalism.jpg

[Ken]

Another one of my favorites, is Tony Chachere's Jambalya mix. Just add water and a half a pound of smoked sausage, and it's some kind of good. It wouldn't be as good without the sausage, but it would be better than plain rice....by a long shot!:drool:

This is my favorite sausage for this recipe!

http://images.b105.com.au/2009/09/11/263035/FunGames-WeirdFood-10-600x400.jpg



Now there's a surprise, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Well lets see.....I bought 6 packages of infant diapers, an odor eater diaper pail, a glider rocker, a few more bottles and some baby clothes. Also packed two overnight bags and put them in the Jeep. Can anyone guess what I'm preparing for? :)

Ken's coming to visit?:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey Ken.....I figured I'd put this here, so crash won't have to move it. LOL


I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx

[Ken]

Will you be visiting 2D2K........as long as your in the area.....??????:)

Hell, yeah! I've gotta' practice using my snow shovel, and I'd hate to see 2dumb shovelling all by himself.........

http://ty.cooldog.com/images/Snow2003/SnowTyShovel04Good.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

It took me over 50 years, but I just figured it out! :blushing:

It's not the snow that I hate, it's the cold! :cold:

If the temperatures were in the 90's, I wouldn't mind a couple of feet of snow. Maybe I should call Al Gore.........:phone:

Well....I never accused you of being terribly bright.:innocent:

[Ken]

Well....I never accused you of being terribly bright.:innocent:

Well, then. Shovel your own driveway, ALONE, 2dumb! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Well, then. Shovel your own driveway, ALONE, 2dumb! :sneaky2:

Read the Weather thread, moron. I don't have any snow in my driveway!:tongue_smilie:

.. but if you're on your way...how about swing by 7-11, and pick me up a cup of coffee.:innocent:

[Ken]

Well, there's the key! Now that they have un-plugged you, you are carrying a lighter load of......well, you know.:blushing: LOL

OK, OK,....good for you. I'm glad to hear that you're doing well.

Now, back to the abuse!:sneaky2:

Ya' still don't get it, do ya'? The problem was a bit higher up than that.

And from what you tell me, you've probably found every pound that I've lost, you fat %astard!

Now - what kinda' abuse would you like? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Ya' still don't get it, do ya'? The problem was a bit higher up than that.


That's my point! You must have been backed waaaaaay up!:blushing:

[Ken]

Read the Weather thread, moron. I don't have any snow in my driveway!:tongue_smilie:

.. but if you're on your way...how about swing by 7-11, and pick me up a cup of coffee.:innocent:


I see. So, in other words, and in your case......... "Snow" is to "Driveway" as "Brains" is to "Skull." :innocent:

I'll stop by the 7-11 down the street from me. You may have to nuke the coffee by the time it arrives! :)

[2dumb2kwit]

And from what you tell me, you've probably found every pound that I've lost, you fat %astard!


Yeah, Yeah.:blushing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6xx-Xv2Luc&feature=related

[Ken]

Right, 2dumb? :innocent:

[Ken]

Right, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Right, 2dumb? :innocent:


Right, 2dumb? :sneaky2:


No. 2dumb needed to use the bathroom. :blushing:

Yeah, dang it....right!
(Sheez...don't even give a guy time to wipe.):sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

I just snow machined over to feed and water the geese. When I got the corral gate open, I nearly wet myself watching 17 twenty pound geese with 5" legs plow through 12" of heavy wet fresh snow, just these heads sticking up. They had fun, and I got a giggle.


Sourdough, sometime around the 5th. of last month, we got about 2 feet of snow here. Among other critters, we have 2 Beagles and a Bassett Hound. I understand. :)

That's why Ken doesn't live in Alaska. A 4.5 foot snowfall, and Ken would have to use a periscope to get around.:innocent: (snicker, snicker)

[Ken]

That's why Ken doesn't live in Alaska. A 4.5 foot snowfall, and Ken would have to use a periscope to get around.:innocent: (snicker, snicker)

2dumb, MY periscope is long enough to get the job done. :sneaky2:

Betcha' YOURS ain't.

[Ken]

A couple of times a season. You know how it is. Most snows are 1-3 inches but we do have our moments.


Kinda' like 2dumb, huh? Twice a year and 1-3 inches.......... :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey Ken.........I'm gettin' kinda hungry. Do you think it's too late to make one of these, for supper???:drool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1IiUAtoNBk

[Ken]

Hey Ken.........I'm gettin' kinda hungry. Do you think it's too late to make one of these, for supper???:drool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1IiUAtoNBk


Hell no! Make one, 2dumb! Bring some over for me, too!

Just a few thoughts.................

1. You tryin' to make me jealous, 2dumb? That's on my diet, and since my metabolism is probably much faster than yours is now, it won't affect me nearly as much as it will you, you fat tub of $hit! Just a small piece for me, though. Say, 1" thick.

2. Use THICK SLAB bacon, not that paper thin "thick-cut" that Charlie Daniels was using. And hold the cheese.

3. Did you notice that Charlie went and stuck that thermometer in the pork and then back in the sheath WITHOUT WASHING IT? How's he gonna' clean it NOW??? Relative of yours, 2dumb?

[2dumb2kwit]

06:05 PM 2dumb2kwit Viewing Who's Online

05:56 PM Ken+ Replying to Thread
The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

The drool on his keyboard must be slowing him down.:innocent:

[Ken]

The drool on his keyboard must be slowing him down.:innocent:

Naaa. Had to let the dogs out and back in. It's cold out there.

[2dumb2kwit]

1. You tryin' to make me jealous, 2dumb?


Nah...I just wanted someone to be drooling, besides me! LOL:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Naaa. Had to let the dogs out and back in. It's cold out there.

I just did the same thing.
The temp. is dropping pretty good, here. All that rain we got will be a frozen mess, by morning.

[Ken]

Nah...I just wanted someone to be drooling, besides me! LOL:innocent:

Hey 2dumb, were you here the last time that recipe was posted?
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I'm not sure who posted that one, but check out some of the recipes here: [URL]http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?t=2992 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?t=2992)

Tahyo was a great guy. I really miss his posts. :blushing:

[Ken]

The drool on his keyboard must be slowing him down.:innocent:

2dumb2kwit
Last Activity: Today 06:23 PM
Current Activity: Viewing Thread The Weekly BBQ Thread (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?t=2992)

8 minutes and counting.............

NOW who's drooling, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

[Ken]

All those little bags do is make it easier to know when you get to 1000 calories.

Not if you're 2dumb to count to 10. Just sayin.' :innocent:

[Ken]

Not if you're 2dumb to count to 10. Just sayin.' :innocent:

Wow, Crash is slowing down! It took him 5 minutes to move THAT post. :innocent:

[Ken]

2dumb2kwit
Last Activity: Today 06:23 PM
Current Activity: Viewing Thread The Weekly BBQ Thread (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?t=2992)

8 minutes and counting.............

NOW who's drooling, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

2dumb2kwit
Last Activity: Today 06:44 PM
Current Activity: Viewing Thread The Weekly BBQ Thread (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?t=2992)

Will somebody please check 2dumb's pulse?

[Ken]

27 minutes. Good thread, huh, 2dumb?

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey 2dumb, were you here the last time that recipe was posted?
[/URL]
I'm not sure who posted that one, but check out some of the recipes here: [URL]http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?t=2992 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?t=2992)

Tahyo was a great guy. I really miss his posts. :blushing:

The one that I posted, I found one day when I was looking for a good rub recipe. I think I've posted it before, but I'm not sure.

I'm gonna have to go back and read the whole weekly BBQ thread! LOL:drool:

[2dumb2kwit]

27 minutes. Good thread, huh, 2dumb?

I only got to read part of it. My other half was leaving so I had to do the, kiss her bye, and promise that I was going to be there later, etc.
(They're having a dance tonight, to raise money for Relay for Life.):innocent:

[Ken]

Whoooopie! They've built me a BBQ pit!

Too bad that 2dumb will never get up here to try it. 2dumb likes BBQ. :innocent:

[Ken]

I only got to read part of it. My other half was leaving so I had to do the, kiss her bye, and promise that I was going to be there later, etc.
(They're having a dance tonight, to raise money for Relay for Life.):innocent:

Well hurry along now. We all know how much you like to dance. :taz::tt2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Well hurry along now. We all know how much you like to dance. :taz::tt2:

We all know that I can't dance, but the sad part, is that with her and I driving seperately, I won't even be able to drink.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

We all know that I can't dance, but the sad part, is that with her and I driving seperately, I won't even be able to drink.:sneaky2:

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/chris-brown-got-milk-ad.jpg

[2dumb2kwit]

So, it wasn't dingleberryitus, huh?:innocent:

[Ken]

So, it wasn't dingleberryitus, huh?:innocent:

:sneaky2: Hey 2dumb? Guess who had chicken with REAL dumplings tonight?

[2dumb2kwit]

:sneaky2: Hey 2dumb? Guess who had chicken with REAL dumplings tonight?


EEEewwwww....you had dingleberry dumplin's? Yuck! :sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Damn trunk was way too short. :innocent:

That's what she said, huh?
(snicker, snicker)

[Ken]

I feel a seense of relief. So I know how you feel Ken.

I musta' missed something. When did 2dumb get banned? :innocent: