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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
Crash? Did you see that? é
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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
Crash? Did you see that? é
As a newb , I sort of see this as " hand bags at fifty paces " . In my brief time on this forum I have looked up to you Ken. I think this is below you. as for you dumb dood , Chill out a bit
Relax. This is just a bit of Forum entertainment. 2dumb is my friend. His family pays me to say that. :innocent:
Cool , obviously misread :huh:
You actually read all 2564 posts?
erm . yes :smartass:
Oh the innocence of new membership... You have to be careful in here. Tin helmet and Flak jackets are mandatory. Hurled abuse can give a nasty papercut!
*slips quietly away, hoping no-one has seen*
I maintain a ready supply of cold noodles in case flogging becomes necessary. We only tolerate so much around.
It would be really hard to get the full context of most of the jokes/insults of this thread. A large portion of the post are moved here from other threads. Ken and I take jabs at each other, any chance we get....then it usually goes far enough that crash moves the comments here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nighthawk01
Don't tell him, but I actually have a lot of respect for Ken. We just abuse each other in fun.:innocent:
(And just so you know....it's not just me and Ken. Anybody can get picked on around here.)Hahaha.
Cold noodles :devil:
I see you recognize the seriousness of the situation. Lashes with cold noodles will send shivers down your spine. (Lashes? Shivers down your spine? No kidding, I slay myself).
You don't say! :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
So now you need to " know the hong " to round out your brief on this forum!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nighthawk01
Hahaha. Good one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wildthang
Remember there is a moratorium on sexy pictures.........scary ones too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wildthang
I'm guessing 1 kitchen, 1 bedroom....and 8 bathrooms. (5 with doors.) :tt2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
Smart arse response #2....Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
That's a lot of rooms, in that tree trunk! How many of them are for baking those cookies?:whistling:
His house has spacious 5'8" ceilings!:thumbup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
LMAO! 2dumb just called me and asked me if he could be one of my dogs. He would have made a good pet, but he couldn't pass the intelligence test.
Told you. I knew it wouldn't last long in the other thread.
natertot's right. Remember, 2dumb used to be a guest here, and just look at what happened after that. :sneaky2:Quote:
Originally Posted by natertot
Tell me that you have a spare ban button lying around the house and I'll see what I can do!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
(Goodbye, 2dumb!)
Pfft. The only spare he has, is a tire.
Umm, I mean....um...what I meant was.......
I actually have two. One for the van and one for the truck. So there.
Don't forget the new IPhone app. The banalamadingdong app.
Well, I don't expect that 2dumb will have anything to offer in this thread. :innocent:
Somewhere is there, is a joke about Ken and small claims court.
"Sad, but very funny" I thought this thread was going to be your autobiography. :sneaky2:
Look! It's a washing machine, doing it's impression of Ken, when he gets outwitted by a dumb redneck..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq6T5BojXc8
How can it do an impression of something that's never happened?
Ya'll reckon the one year warranty is good on that? I mean, a fellah could leave something in his pockets.
Ken has been caught........Twerking for Twinkies.:oops:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q66IdTIgds
13 Months at Sea? That's nuthin'! 2dumb's been drifting in SPACE his whole life. :whistling:
Okay, so now you guys should start on the Yo Mamma jokes!
Prepare yourselves for the Civil War - Part II. Stay tuned.....
I finally got to meet the MORON in person. Will you Mods ban him NOW? PLEEZE?
Actually, I just feel sorry for the ladies.
Go ahead, Ken. Show them the picture of you standing by a real man. LOL
(Ken looks like a mini-dumb!!!) Hahahaha
You mean the three of them at the table with me? Hahaha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
....as for the survival part of this, we foraged for food. Sunday night we were able to find some seafood. (We were at the beach.) Today, we had to search a little further, but I was able to get Ken to the best hot dogs in town and some Krispy Kreme doughnuts.:chef: We were also able to bring a new person in to the world of firearm usage. :m107: