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    Quote Originally Posted by natertot View Post
    Be careful what you ask for.......
    natertot's right. Remember, 2dumb used to be a guest here, and just look at what happened after that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    Hang on now. We haven't seen what the prostitutes looked like. I mean, there's a secret or two around I'd be willing to sell.
    Tell me that you have a spare ban button lying around the house and I'll see what I can do!

    (Goodbye, 2dumb!)
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    Pfft. The only spare he has, is a tire.

    Umm, I mean....um...what I meant was.......
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    I actually have two. One for the van and one for the truck. So there.
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    Well, I don't expect that 2dumb will have anything to offer in this thread.
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    Somewhere is there, is a joke about Ken and small claims court.
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    "Sad, but very funny" I thought this thread was going to be your autobiography.
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    Look! It's a washing machine, doing it's impression of Ken, when he gets outwitted by a dumb redneck..

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    How can it do an impression of something that's never happened?
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    Ya'll reckon the one year warranty is good on that? I mean, a fellah could leave something in his pockets.
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    Ken has been caught........Twerking for Twinkies.

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    13 Months at Sea? That's nuthin'! 2dumb's been drifting in SPACE his whole life.
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    Okay, so now you guys should start on the Yo Mamma jokes!

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    Prepare yourselves for the Civil War - Part II. Stay tuned.....
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    I finally got to meet the MORON in person. Will you Mods ban him NOW? PLEEZE?
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    Actually, I just feel sorry for the ladies.

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    Go ahead, Ken. Show them the picture of you standing by a real man. LOL
    (Ken looks like a mini-dumb!!!) Hahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    Actually, I just feel sorry for the ladies.
    You mean the three of them at the table with me? Hahaha.
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    ....as for the survival part of this, we foraged for food. Sunday night we were able to find some seafood. (We were at the beach.) Today, we had to search a little further, but I was able to get Ken to the best hot dogs in town and some Krispy Kreme doughnuts. We were also able to bring a new person in to the world of firearm usage.
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