Pfft. The only spare he has, is a tire.
Umm, I mean....um...what I meant was.......
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Honey, just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid. (Jake- Sweet Home Alabama)
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I actually have two. One for the van and one for the truck. So there.
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Don't forget the new IPhone app. The banalamadingdong app.
Well, I don't expect that 2dumb will have anything to offer in this thread.![]()
“Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.”
W. Edwards Deming
"Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils."
General John Stark
Somewhere is there, is a joke about Ken and small claims court.
Writer of wrongs.
Honey, just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid. (Jake- Sweet Home Alabama)
"Stop Global Whining"
"Sad, but very funny" I thought this thread was going to be your autobiography.![]()
“Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.”
W. Edwards Deming
"Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils."
General John Stark
Look! It's a washing machine, doing it's impression of Ken, when he gets outwitted by a dumb redneck..
Writer of wrongs.
Honey, just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid. (Jake- Sweet Home Alabama)
"Stop Global Whining"
How can it do an impression of something that's never happened?
“Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.”
W. Edwards Deming
"Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils."
General John Stark
Ya'll reckon the one year warranty is good on that? I mean, a fellah could leave something in his pockets.
Tracks Across the High Plains...Death on the Bombay Line...A Touch of Death and Mayhem...Dead Rock...The Griswald Mine Boys...All On Amazon Books.
Ken has been caught........Twerking for Twinkies.
Writer of wrongs.
Honey, just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid. (Jake- Sweet Home Alabama)
"Stop Global Whining"
13 Months at Sea? That's nuthin'! 2dumb's been drifting in SPACE his whole life.![]()
“Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.”
W. Edwards Deming
"Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils."
General John Stark
Okay, so now you guys should start on the Yo Mamma jokes!
Prepare yourselves for the Civil War - Part II. Stay tuned.....
“Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.”
W. Edwards Deming
"Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils."
General John Stark
I finally got to meet the MORON in person. Will you Mods ban him NOW? PLEEZE?
Last edited by Ken; 11-16-2014 at 09:01 PM.
“Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.”
W. Edwards Deming
"Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils."
General John Stark
Actually, I just feel sorry for the ladies.
Go ahead, Ken. Show them the picture of you standing by a real man. LOL
(Ken looks like a mini-dumb!!!) Hahahaha
Writer of wrongs.
Honey, just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid. (Jake- Sweet Home Alabama)
"Stop Global Whining"
....as for the survival part of this, we foraged for food. Sunday night we were able to find some seafood. (We were at the beach.) Today, we had to search a little further, but I was able to get Ken to the best hot dogs in town and some Krispy Kreme doughnuts.We were also able to bring a new person in to the world of firearm usage.
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Writer of wrongs.
Honey, just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid. (Jake- Sweet Home Alabama)
"Stop Global Whining"
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