The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

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05-16-2013, 08:42 PM
Stargazer

That's wrong, funny but wrong. Ok it's just funny.
05-16-2013, 08:57 PM
welderguy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

2dumb will never catch up with me. Here he is following me when I was riding my horse: :knight:

Was that 2D2K that jumped off the horse onto the ground?
05-16-2013, 09:05 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by welderguy

Was that 2D2K that jumped off the horse onto the ground?

Yes it was.
05-16-2013, 09:14 PM
2dumb2kwit

Hahaha......That would mean, that Ken is dumber than horse $hit!
05-16-2013, 09:35 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Hahaha......That would mean, that Ken is dumber than horse $hit!

Outstanding! You've finally acknowledged that you're horse $hit! I sense that your inner denial may be eroding. Realizing that you have a problem is the first step toward getting better. Now if we could only do something about your I.Q. Moron!
05-16-2013, 09:37 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by welderguy

Was that 2D2K that jumped off the horse onto the ground?

You mean "fell out of Ken".....and no, it's not me. LOL
05-16-2013, 09:38 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Outstanding! You've finally acknowledged that you're horse $hit! I sense that your inner denial may be eroding. Realizing that you have a problem is the first step toward getting better. Now if we could only do something about your I.Q. Moron!

You could divide it by four.

Oh, wait....that'll make me four times smarter than you. Hahaha.
05-21-2013, 06:11 PM
2dumb2kwit

You two keep it up and Rick is going to move your post to a thread with your names on it.:tt2:.
05-23-2013, 05:31 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by BENESSE

When someone prints out a new brain for 2D, I'll be duely impressed. :tongue_smilie:

You don't need a 3-D printer for that. It would look like this, only much smaller: ●
05-23-2013, 05:38 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by BENESSE

When someone prints out a new brain for 2D, I'll be duely impressed. :tongue_smilie:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

You don't need a 3-D printer for that. It would look like this, only much smaller: ●

Here it is again, magnified 1,000,000 times.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yRxoAs5pDt...20/dog+poo.jpg
05-23-2013, 06:46 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

You don't need a 3-D printer for that. It would look like this, only much smaller: ●

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Here it is again, magnified 1,000,000 times.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yRxoAs5pDt...20/dog+poo.jpg

I get the feeling that these 2 post's are not going to pass the crash test.....dummy.:scooter:
05-23-2013, 10:01 PM
crashdive123

Am I that predictable?
05-24-2013, 01:40 PM
Ken

I read

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Good news!

and got all excited :banana: because I figured that you were finally getting BANNED. And then I read the rest of your post. :sneaky2:
05-25-2013, 09:09 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

Mr. Got His Feelings Hurt and Needs a Group Hug.

Really, why go through all that effort? :confused1: I have a different suggestion! Ban him! :shifty: Call it a "Group Ban!"

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05-31-2013, 09:45 AM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by BENESSE

p.s. hold the 3-way comments

Pay attention, 2dumb! :angry:
06-25-2013, 06:53 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Well, today's the day that the Peoples' Republic of Massachusetts holds its special election to fill the United States Senate seat most recently held by John Kerry, our new Secretary of State - the guy that Vladimir Putin just laughed at.

So I'm heading out in a few minutes to cast what I expect will be yet another futile vote in ultra-liberal Massachusetts. I sure hope I'm wrong.

This post is very "political". You have been warned several times, about this. If you continue to break the forum rules, Rick will have no choice, but to ban you.

(So, please keep posting political crap. Please, please, please!):tt2:
06-25-2013, 09:02 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

This post is very "political". You have been warned several times, about this. If you continue to break the forum rules, Rick will have no choice, but to ban you.

(So, please keep posting political crap. Please, please, please!):tt2:

I point out that he was breaking the rules, and my post gets moved.

Nice.

When did Eric Holder become a mod, here?
06-25-2013, 10:48 PM
BENESSE

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I point out that he was breaking the rules, and my post gets moved.

Nice.

When did Eric Holder become a mod, here?

Haven't you heard, 2D, that there was 2 Americas?:sneaky2:
07-05-2013, 08:17 AM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

While the concept is real the photos were apparently created via photoshop. They are still in development. I was looking for a price. Grrrrrrr!

http://solarcooking.wikia.com/wiki/Wilson_Solar_Grill

You see. This is what happens, when Ken believes everything he reads in GQ. (Gnome Quarterly.)
07-05-2013, 07:13 PM
2dumb2kwit

I didn't say a word about the appearance of a broke back Gnome.

(Snicker, snicker)
07-11-2013, 02:58 PM
2dumb2kwit

1 Attachment(s)

Before Ken touched it up.

Attachment 9293
07-11-2013, 03:33 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Before Ken touched it up.

Attachment 9293

2Dumb, I think they want you over at the "How to Tie Your Shoelaces Forum." They say that 7 years in the remedial class is enough for you.
08-23-2013, 07:45 PM
Ken

How do I delete 2Dumb's account? :innocent:
08-23-2013, 07:54 PM
Ken

Old guy's slowing down a bit......
08-23-2013, 07:57 PM
crashdive123

In the words of Cal Smith.....It takes me all night on to do what I used to do all night long.
08-23-2013, 10:16 PM
BENESSE

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Old guy's slowing down a bit......

You forget he is married now. His honey do list doesn't include lollygagging on WSF. It's all he can do to survive at home.
08-23-2013, 10:36 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by BENESSE

You forget he is married now. His honey do list doesn't include lollygagging on WSF. It's all he can do to survive at home.

No, no, no.... I wasn't referring to the subject of my post. I'm talking about the guy who keeps moving my posts. And I'm also thrilled to report that I slipped one by him recently! :ohno:
09-03-2013, 12:23 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cast-Iron

Personally I like my DNA chain just the way it is....

I'll bet you never hear 2dumb say that. :lol:
09-03-2013, 12:32 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

I'll bet you never hear 2dumb say that. :lol:

YES!!!!! Crash just logged off. I snuck one by!
09-03-2013, 02:17 PM
Ken

And you all realize, of course, that your quotes of my post prolly won't get moved. Unless Crash changes his strategy.
09-03-2013, 02:40 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by BENESSE

Nothing will get moved...you were much too easy on 2D.

I don't want to upset the few functioning brain cells that he has left.
09-03-2013, 03:36 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by BENESSE

You should. If they don't get "exercised" he'll loose them as well. You owe it to him and us.

Most of them ran away the last time he let them loose for exercise.
09-03-2013, 04:25 PM
Ken

It's the small successes that make it all worthwhile.
09-03-2013, 04:29 PM
crashdive123

Glad I could oblige.
09-03-2013, 04:43 PM
2dumb2kwit

What is it about my DNA chain, that makes Ken want to yank it? LOL:boxer:
09-03-2013, 07:59 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

What is it about my DNA chain, that makes Ken want to yank it? LOL:boxer:

The fact that it's unique.

Normal DNA

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A..._6TjykPMswB4wo

2dumb's DNA

http://www.demilked.com/magazine/wp-...a-thumb640.jpg
09-03-2013, 10:05 PM
Rick

You might find it interesting that humans and bonobos share 99% of their DNA. I'll let both of you run with it from there.
09-03-2013, 10:08 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

You might find it interesting that humans and bonobos share 99% of their DNA. I'll let both of you run with it from there.

Bonobos are a lot more generous than you give them credit for. They shared 100% of their DNA with 2dumb.
09-04-2013, 08:17 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

The fact that it's unique.

Normal DNA

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A..._6TjykPMswB4wo

2dumb's DNA

http://www.demilked.com/magazine/wp-...a-thumb640.jpg

Sooooo, you're saying that my DNA is Abby Normal? Hahaha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH97lImrr0Q
09-04-2013, 08:20 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Bonobos are a lot more generous than you give them credit for. They shared 100% of their DNA with 2dumb.

If they have 100% and I have 100%, then it must be made of electrons.....right?
(Quantum physics, Ken. Look it up.)

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