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01-11-2011, 08:08 PM
crashdive123

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Hey Ken.....lets be positive. Maybe the new forum will make it harder for crash to move our posts around. LOL

So much for that plan.
01-11-2011, 08:10 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Ken......we're sending some snow, up your way. We know how much you like the stuff! LOL:FRlol:

Enough to bury you until the spring thaw.
01-11-2011, 08:11 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

So much for that plan.

Pfft! OK...so far I haven't found anything that I like about the new stuff.

There are a few things that I don't like about it.
01-11-2011, 08:12 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Enough to bury you until the spring thaw.

What? No smilie???
01-12-2011, 08:41 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Rick

In the show they were looking at a specific sea organism that only lives at specific depths and in specific temperatures. They have found fossilized remains 80 feet higher on land at the same time frame that the shelf melted. That's all I know.

Sea worms. They found 'em in North Carolina, near the Virginia border. At least one of them is still alive and posting.
01-12-2011, 08:50 PM
Ken

Crash? Did I mention any names? Well? Did I? Why do you automatically assume I'm referring to 2dumb? Huh? Whyyyyyyyy?
01-12-2011, 11:07 PM
2dumb2kwit

I guess crash is asleep, in his chair....again!
01-14-2011, 07:37 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. *shakes head* Read all those old PMs I sent you. You should have known that already!

BTW - I'm not flexible enough to put my head where you told me it was about 5 PMs back...........

Wait, wait, wait......Kevin can tell the difference between your head, and your....

...huh, well I'll be......
01-15-2011, 07:56 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Rick

That level of fix is in the bowels of the forum. I'm not at all surprised that you'd be there but it's not something I can remedy. Chris will have to twik the tables or fix the forms or correct the code of whatever it is he does. It's all quite beneath me.

Oh....I was looking for Ken.
He must be on levels even lower. LOL
01-16-2011, 06:24 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Ah, reminds me the good old days, before I became a lawyer, when banks used to pay me, among other things, to break into their shareholder service (mutual funds) systems. I remember that Asst. VP in Boston in 1984. The one at the meeting in the prototype center, where I was about to present my initial security analysis findings to my firm's owner and to a SVP and two VPs from the bank. The same Asst. VP who indignantly said that she had personally designed a tamper-proof system, and that nobody could ever break into it, and that paying my firm to redesign the system was a waste of money. The one whose head snapped up (so I was told) when the demonstration printer started printing out checks payable to me only 5 minutes after I excused myself from the meeting. The very same one who couldn't turn the system off because I had just changed her security access to level "0". The one who didn't even know that the on/off switch was located on the side of the high speed printer. And I always wondered if Marsha Andelman blamed herself or me when they fired her that morning.

So, she was even dumber than you???
01-16-2011, 06:27 PM
Ken

I was gonna' relpy to post #4, but it's only going to get moved, so why bother?
01-16-2011, 07:11 PM
Ken

Come to think of it, 2dumb, you look an awful lot like Marsha would have, after a sex-change operation.
01-16-2011, 08:19 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Come to think of it, 2dumb, you look an awful lot like Marsha would have, after a sex-change operation.

44 minutes, and that's the best you could come up with???

Aaaaaahahahahahah!!!
01-17-2011, 03:05 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Rick

It's your choice. You can have the world of options with IE or Firefox or shuffle around in the dark with Chrome and Opera. Safari doesn't work either. :)

Or you could draw pictures on the screen with a Sharpie.....like Ken does. LOL:drink:
01-23-2011, 05:52 PM
2dumb2kwit

Look.....up in the sky.....it's Gay-man and Handi-man, joining forces, to try and defeat 2dumb! LOL

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Ken 04:45 PM Private Messaging
Rick 04:43 PM Private Messaging
01-23-2011, 05:53 PM
BENESSE

What, now?!?
01-23-2011, 05:59 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

What, now?!?

LOL...I was just messin' with Ken and Rick.

Did you watch the videos in the "super-hero thread"?
01-23-2011, 06:01 PM
Ken

Nope. I don't PM Rick anymore. Why should I? Over 10,000 requests to BAN 2dumb so far, and no results yet.
01-23-2011, 06:16 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Rick

Aaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahah ahahahaahaha!!!!!!!!

Stop it. You're killin' me. (wipes tears). The Sovereign Independent. There's unbiased reporting for sure. Ahahaahahahaha

Now, what was that you told me, when I said something about you reading the huffington post???:whistling:
01-23-2011, 06:21 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Now, what was that you told me, when I said something about you reading the huffington post???:whistling:

My thoughts excatly. +1, 2dumb.
01-23-2011, 06:24 PM
crashdive123

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Now, what was that you told me, when I said something about you reading the huffington post???:whistling:

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Originally Posted by Ken

My thoughts excatly. +1, 2dumb.

You guys knock it off or I'll be moving posts. It'll really confuse other members to see you two agreeing.
01-23-2011, 06:27 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

You guys knock it off or I'll be moving posts. It'll really confuse other members to see you two agreeing.

I can't seem to help it. It's like having a scrawny brother....it's O.K. if I pick on him, but.....LOL
01-23-2011, 06:27 PM
Ken

2dumb? I say we should hit every thread here. EVEN WITH THE SAME POSTS! Let's keep this guy busy!!!!
01-23-2011, 06:29 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I can't seem to help it. It's like having a scrawny brother....it's O.K. if I pick on him, but.....LOL

Brains over fat any day, 2dumb. Break any more scales today?
01-23-2011, 06:30 PM
Rick

There's another one gone.
01-23-2011, 06:31 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Brains over fat any day, 2dumb. Break any more scales today?

Nope....you make anyone think their gnome came to life, today?
01-23-2011, 06:32 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Rick

There's another one gone.

Crash started it!
01-23-2011, 06:33 PM
Rick

and another one.
01-23-2011, 06:36 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Nope....you make anyone think their gnome came to life, today?

You see that other post by Chris today in the thread about sugar? The one where he said he majored in genetics?

I'll betcha' he'd have a field day with you! I can just imagine what your family tre....... I mean ......... weed must look like.
01-23-2011, 06:37 PM
Rick

Crash is gonna be a busy man.
01-23-2011, 06:39 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Rick

Crash is gonna be a busy man.

Well, if he's such a good exterminator, how come 2dumb's still here?
01-23-2011, 06:40 PM
Camp10

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Originally Posted by Ken

I'll betcha' he'd have a field day with you! I can just imagine what your family tre....... I mean ......... weed must look like.

wait, I thought down south the family tree was a wreath...it just goes around and back to itself...
01-23-2011, 06:43 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Rick

Crash is gonna be a busy man.

No big deal.. 2dumb and I are PRIVILEGED! Were the only members ('cept for you admins and mods) who can continue to insult another member AND NOT GET BANNED!!!!!

I don't care if we can only insult each other! In my case, 2dumbs insults don't amount to a hill of beans. In his case, well, he ain't bright enough to realize he's even been insulted.
01-23-2011, 06:44 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Camp10

wait, I thought down south the family tree was a wreath...it just goes around and back to itself...

Excellent point! 2dumb, you just run off and complain to your uncle/brother/grandpa and see what he has to say!
01-23-2011, 06:44 PM
crashdive123

Don't make me use my right arm.
01-23-2011, 06:48 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

Don't make me use my right arm.

You keep any special buttons near your right hand?
01-23-2011, 06:49 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

You keep any special buttons near your right hand?

Yeah...the yankee banner. He can take out you and camp, with one motion! LOL
01-23-2011, 06:50 PM
crashdive123

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Originally Posted by Ken

You keep any special buttons near your right hand?

None that I can't reach with my left.
01-23-2011, 06:59 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

It kinda tickles, when I think! LOL

But doesn't your butt get sore?
01-23-2011, 08:21 PM
2dumb2kwit

Did y'all see that Ken has a new movie, coming out?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxbjC7e8lGA

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