The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

**crashdive123** · 01-11-2011, 08:08 PM

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Hey Ken.....lets be positive. Maybe the new forum will make it harder for crash to move our posts around. LOL

So much for that plan.

**Ken** · 01-11-2011, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Ken......we're sending some snow, up your way. We know how much you like the stuff! LOL

Enough to bury you until the spring thaw.

**2dumb2kwit** · 01-11-2011, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by crashdive123

So much for that plan.

Pfft! OK...so far I haven't found anything that I like about the new stuff.

There are a few things that I don't like about it.

**2dumb2kwit** · 01-11-2011, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by Ken

Enough to bury you until the spring thaw.

What? No smilie???

**Ken** · 01-12-2011, 08:41 PM

Originally Posted by Rick

In the show they were looking at a specific sea organism that only lives at specific depths and in specific temperatures. They have found fossilized remains 80 feet higher on land at the same time frame that the shelf melted. That's all I know.

Sea worms. They found 'em in North Carolina, near the Virginia border. At least one of them is still alive and posting.

**Ken** · 01-12-2011, 08:50 PM

Crash? Did I mention any names? Well? Did I? Why do you automatically assume I'm referring to 2dumb? Huh? Whyyyyyyyy?

**2dumb2kwit** · 01-12-2011, 11:07 PM

I guess crash is asleep, in his chair....again!

**2dumb2kwit** · 01-14-2011, 07:37 PM

Originally Posted by Ken

Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. *shakes head* Read all those old PMs I sent you. You should have known that already!

BTW - I'm not flexible enough to put my head where you told me it was about 5 PMs back...........

Wait, wait, wait......Kevin can tell the difference between your head, and your....

...huh, well I'll be......

**2dumb2kwit** · 01-15-2011, 07:56 PM

Originally Posted by Rick

That level of fix is in the bowels of the forum. I'm not at all surprised that you'd be there but it's not something I can remedy. Chris will have to twik the tables or fix the forms or correct the code of whatever it is he does. It's all quite beneath me.

Oh....I was looking for Ken.
He must be on levels even lower. LOL

**2dumb2kwit** · 01-16-2011, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by Ken

Ah, reminds me the good old days, before I became a lawyer, when banks used to pay me, among other things, to break into their shareholder service (mutual funds) systems. I remember that Asst. VP in Boston in 1984. The one at the meeting in the prototype center, where I was about to present my initial security analysis findings to my firm's owner and to a SVP and two VPs from the bank. The same Asst. VP who indignantly said that she had personally designed a tamper-proof system, and that nobody could ever break into it, and that paying my firm to redesign the system was a waste of money. The one whose head snapped up (so I was told) when the demonstration printer started printing out checks payable to me only 5 minutes after I excused myself from the meeting. The very same one who couldn't turn the system off because I had just changed her security access to level "0". The one who didn't even know that the on/off switch was located on the side of the high speed printer. And I always wondered if Marsha Andelman blamed herself or me when they fired her that morning.

So, she was even dumber than you???

**Ken** · 01-16-2011, 06:27 PM

I was gonna' relpy to post #4, but it's only going to get moved, so why bother?

**Ken** · 01-16-2011, 07:11 PM

Come to think of it, 2dumb, you look an awful lot like Marsha would have, after a sex-change operation.

**2dumb2kwit** · 01-16-2011, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by Ken

Come to think of it, 2dumb, you look an awful lot like Marsha would have, after a sex-change operation.

44 minutes, and that's the best you could come up with???

Aaaaaahahahahahah!!!

**2dumb2kwit** · 01-17-2011, 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by Rick

It's your choice. You can have the world of options with IE or Firefox or shuffle around in the dark with Chrome and Opera. Safari doesn't work either.

Or you could draw pictures on the screen with a Sharpie.....like Ken does. LOL

**2dumb2kwit** · 01-23-2011, 05:52 PM

Look.....up in the sky.....it's Gay-man and Handi-man, joining forces, to try and defeat 2dumb! LOL

Ken 04:45 PM Private Messaging
Rick 04:43 PM Private Messaging

**BENESSE** · 01-23-2011, 05:53 PM

What, now?!?

**2dumb2kwit** · 01-23-2011, 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by BENESSE

What, now?!?

LOL...I was just messin' with Ken and Rick.

Did you watch the videos in the "super-hero thread"?

**Ken** · 01-23-2011, 06:01 PM

Nope. I don't PM Rick anymore. Why should I? Over 10,000 requests to BAN 2dumb so far, and no results yet.

**2dumb2kwit** · 01-23-2011, 06:16 PM

Originally Posted by Rick

Aaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahah ahahahaahaha!!!!!!!!

Stop it. You're killin' me. (wipes tears). The Sovereign Independent. There's unbiased reporting for sure. Ahahaahahahaha

Now, what was that you told me, when I said something about you reading the huffington post???