Hey, does anyone on this forum know what the BEST survival nife is? hmmmmm.....or is it spelled with a k? :)
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Hey, does anyone on this forum know what the BEST survival nife is? hmmmmm.....or is it spelled with a k? :)
Howdy Cajunlady, glad to see ya. Im too old to box I fight dirty these days.
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Originally Posted by mountainmark
Hands down I'm saying double barrel super soaker :)
hehehehe
I would suggest a survival knife like the one below. First, it says Survival Knife right on the blade so you'll not be apt to grab the wrong one. Second, it has a hollow handle so you can store important items in it like breath mints and cotton swabs (good hygiene is really important in the bush). Finally, it has those ear thingies sticking up on both sides that give it a really awesome cool factor.
http://www.specialforces.com/image/data/SD/g217lb.jpg
For all of our new friends finding their way around their new home........as with any place you sometimes hear new words and phrases. One of those is hong. Trust me, you don't want to know. The other is F.A.R.T. and well, who knows ----- you could be saved by a F.A.R.T. one day. Here's an explanation. http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...-a-F-A-R-T-Day!!
That there is a beaute! I'm just thinking those "really awesome cool" thingies might end up gouging into my tender little hands, Lol! Ahhh.... cotton swabs.....I just had a craving for a manicure!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
Oh no, I got a feeling Crash is going to post that big moma of a knife that he's got! :scared:Quote:
Originally Posted by mountainmark
Crash is 100% right! Don't ask what the "hong" is! Only tried and true survialists can survive the "hong!" It is not for the weak! :creepy:Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
Hey, Sarge47! Do you wear heavy wool trousers and wool shirts when out in the wild? Do you sleep under a canvas tarp, set up with a low pitch, in a diamond-shape configuration? I may be confusing you with a different "sarge." But, if I have the right "sarge," then I sure would like to know what a "hong" is.
Sarge - are you talking about my Rambo Super Deer Slayer Delux with Scope, Laser, Holo, Tac Light?
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/i...boKnife002.jpg
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/i...boKnife001.jpg
Crash y'all got put wheels on that thing.........
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Originally Posted by tjwilhelm
There are certain sensitive types, who's name I will not mention, that have forbid me from ever using the word T-hong. She refers to it as the "T" word. Never use the T word around me she whines. Fine. So I refer to it as a hong. It's a well known fact amongst highly trained warrior killer men that a "hong" is proper attire when preparing to enter combat, performing HALO missions, underwater demolition, LLRP missions, Ninja or simply just wannabes. If you've never heard of wearing a "hong" under these conditions then you obviously were never trusted enough to be a TRUE highly trained warrior killer man. It's even possible these highly trained warrior killer men were all around you at some given time and you didn't know it, couldn't see them and they could have snuffed you out at a moments notice. Why, just seeing one is enough to put you off food for a while. As it happens....ahem....I am one of the aforementioned individuals. Mom even gave me a certificate that says I'm certifiable. Anyway, I do happen to have one picture of said attire. The boots and hat complete the combat wardrobe.
After all.....you did ask. If you can't handle the answer don't ask the question.
http://to55er.files.wordpress.com/20...ong_stairs.jpg
You got the wrong "Sarge," but now you know what a "hong" is! Snicker, snicker. Sucked another one in! Oooohhh, I'm so mean! :sneaky2: :innocent: :whistling: :drool:Quote:
Originally Posted by tjwilhelm
Yep, that's it! I couldn't remember the name, but that's definitely the one! :sneaky2:Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
Noooooooooo hongs
Sooooo... I must be made of tough stuff because I just ate dinner checked in here and scrolled down the thread and
WHOA! Hong sighting.
It's been a while. Yeah, I think that thing is too tight.
On those occasions where I'm wondering just what is wrong with that Rick. (forehead slap) Duh, Hong is too tight....
Nice boots.
It didn't bother you? Wow! You must be a candidate for a highly trained killer woman. But! We have to make certain the warrior gear fits. So......we'll need to see you in a hong to determine if further training is required.
(How'd I do, guys?)
Well, you tread where others may not have. You took one for the team. Sort of like.......Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...L1nnwbuX4sbvKQ
Pfffft. I actually did that as a kid. Only I used a wire. Didn't affect me none. Well, I do get the shakes now and then and my wife uses me for a night light on occasions.
Well, darn. I'm sure I'll never be able to fill your hong Rick...boots either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
***Mental Note*** No salad No fruit, more Twinkies and bacon or I'll never make the team!!!!
I think we all did it. Fork and screwdriver were my weapons of choice (yeah, sometimes it takes me a while to figure things out). I wonder how we survived without all of those child safety thingies.
That's the spirit!!! She's a keeper, fellahs.
I am here! Wow I thought I had been banned!
Yep! A wolf for sure! :clap::thumbup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
Glad you made it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ruffingit
It took me awhile to find some of my old friends from the ST site. I wish someone would have gave us all a heads up before killing the site. I wish there was a way to let everyone else know where we have roosted. I was just plain "ratshooter" over there. Someone else has my old name here.
Join the party.
Hey cowgirl, I do believe I have the ultimate food item to give us a superboost to make the team, it's called JERKKY! There aren't too many people who'd turn us down to get their hands on this tasty treat. I just made a large batch as Mother's Day gifts. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by cowgirlup
Only if it's made with Twinkies and bacon, otherwise Rick won't bother! :creepy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cajunlady87
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/i...ingBaby1-2.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Cajunlady87
Mmmm bacon.
Right On CGU, battle hardened in the survival trenches and ready to take on any water purification task!Quote:
Originally Posted by cowgirlup
You to huh!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
I had bacon sammiches tonight.
Hey Cajunlady, here's my world famous jerky recipe. Don't share it though 'cause it's top secret!!!
Beef Jerky
2 lbs. of flank steak
2/3 cup of soy sauce
2/3 cup Worcestershire sauce
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon onion powder
2 teaspoons of seasoning salt (recommend Lawry's)
Slice flank steak diagonally with the grain of the meat into very thin slices (If slightly frozen it slices more easily). Combine ingredients and marinate meat overnight or 12 hours. Be sure all pieces are covered (coated) with marinade. Drain excess marinade. Place meat on paper towels to soak up marinade. Meat should be squeezed as dry as possible in paper towels. Place individual pieces of meat on rack in oven at 140 to 160 degrees for seven to 12 hours, or until meat is dry throughout. Leave oven door ajar (slightly open) during the drying process. Meat can also be hung in the oven by placing a wooden toothpick in each piece and strung from the rack. Store finished jerky in an airtight container. It keeps for several months, but it is likely that it will be consumed by the master hunter, kids, or the cook within a few days.
at least rick you didnt burn yourself with your dads soldering iron like i did. had that scar a long time lol
I now know what a hong is .... and wish I didnt Arghhhh !!!
Holy Crap!!!
I don't know what ever caused me to look at old threads,,,,,, but now I am forever visually impaired!
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Originally Posted by Rick
Didn't need to see that.
Nice boots.