1st Annual Cootism Competition Classic

[trax]

Thanks Pop, I know it doesn't warm yer heart the way a few drops of that good ol' shine I was talking about would, but still, one does what one can....

[Rick]

Jeepers, I think we have a winner. I mean, who am I to judge when the very inventor of Cootisms does the judging.

[klkak]

To build a house you have to pound a few nails
To break a horse you have to get on his back
To skin a deer you have to kill it first
To sound like Coot you have live like Coot
popping a cork or three also helps.

[wareagle69]

To build a house you have to pound a few nails
To break a horse you have to get on his back
To skin a deer you have to kill it first
To sound like Coot you have live like Coot
popping a cork or three also helps.

not to nit pic but
depends on the type of house
to gentle a horse you just have to earn its trust
unless its road kill
that i'll agree on

[Ole WV Coot]

not to nit pic but
depends on the type of house
to gentle a horse you just have to earn its trust
unless its road kill
that i'll agree on

I detect a wee touch of jealousy in this post. I can't argue with TRAX, he learned from a master. Listen, but remember you can't hear unless you keep your trap shut. I must admit you DO have potential but you have far to go youngster. This is the end of your FREE advice. I have far to go, naps to take, young ladies to impress and a winter's supply of 'shine to make. Many attempt to gain my wisdom, only one has almost grasped the correct attitude and his wisdom ain't cheap. I would thank you for your compliment, but my position in life forbids it.

[klkak]

not to nit pic but
depends on the type of house
to gentle a horse you just have to earn its trust
unless its road kill
that i'll agree on

I didn't say it to instruct someone on horsemanship, building a house or skinning a deer. They are very old sayings.

Other examples:
You have to crawl before you can walk

To have a friend you have to be a friend

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

If you can't hit your mark then move closer to the target

[trax]

I didn't say it to instruct someone on horsemanship, building a house or skinning a deer. They are very old sayings.

Other examples:
You have to crawl before you can walk

To have a friend you have to be a friend

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

If you can't hit your mark then move closer to the target

Or my Dad might say:

You have to crawl if you roll off yer barstool after those 18 tequila shooters

A bird in the hand is worth keeping some paper towel handy

[wareagle69]

se i miss things like this sometimes, i remember a day amny moons ago these two old cowboys were leaning on the fence and talking about a horse in the corral when ol footer says to wayne that mare is wild as a march hare, didn't get it so sitting around the dinner table that night i asked the ramrod what that meant, there was alot of coffee and beans to clean up as several cowboys broke out in laughter, but thats ok now i see what ya meant, thats why i hain't a competin in this here competition

[Rick]

you can't hear unless you keep your trap shut

Aristotle once said a man has two ears and one tongue that he might listen twice as much as he speaks.

Coot....Aristotle....Yeah, we're talking classics, here. Near genius.

[trax]

Aristotle once said a man has two ears and one tongue that he might listen twice as much as he speaks.

Coot....Aristotle....Yeah, we're talking classics, here. Near genius.

Aristotle said that? Son of a gun, I didn't even know Aristotle spoke English, he was a pretty smart fella, alright.

[Rick]

Almost as smart as Coot. Almost.

[Runs With Beer]

Oooooooo Yea!

[klkak]

A trophy? How bout something we can sink our teeth (or tooth as it may be) into.

AAaaaaaa, Angus ribeye, slow grilled over an open fire.

[Rick]

Wait a minute. This gig is fixed. The only one qualified to judge is Coot and Lord knows he doesn't (trax) have any (trax) favorites (trax) on here (trax).

[crashdive123]

Kind of like being asked to pick your sister out of the police line-up. Just ain't right.

[trax]

Kind of like being asked to pick your sister out of the police line-up. Just ain't right.

Actually I was asked to do that once and I told the officer I couldn't tell, so I'd have to go into the lineup room and give 'em all a kiss....

[Rick]

Now that right there is just kinky. Kissin' your own sister? Well, if she was real good lookin', okay.

[trax]

Let me tell ya' brother, some of them girls that wind up in a police lineup can put a serious liplock on a fella, it wasn't a pretty sight

[klkak]

Trax that is just plain gross....yak yak yak........puuuukkkkkeeeee

[crashdive123]

Hold on a second there mister.......have you seen pics of sis?