Alaska Experiment

**Rick** · 05-07-2008, 02:29 PM

I'm pretty sure they are dumbest bird every to grace the planet. I've walked past them not three feet away and I guess they thought they were hidden. They just sat there.

**trax** · 05-07-2008, 02:30 PM

They're waiting for you to come closer...killers man, they're killers

**klkak** · 05-07-2008, 02:31 PM

Up here some folks refer to Ptarmigan and Spruce hens as "Stupid chickens". They do make a nice meal.

**Rick** · 05-07-2008, 02:32 PM

Are they ninja birds? I've heard that ninja birds will do that. Once you see them they pretend to be stupid. When you get close it's lights out. Or maybe zombie birds. Either way would be pretty bad.

**canid** · 05-07-2008, 02:33 PM

yeah, it's not like you can just pick them up, but i bet you could kick them.

**klkak** · 05-07-2008, 02:34 PM

It amaze's me the directions some of these threads go.

**Rick** · 05-07-2008, 02:36 PM

We're pleased that you are so easily amazed. We haven't even gotten warmed up yet.

**klkak** · 05-07-2008, 02:36 PM

I just noticed that I've made over 200 posts. No wonder I'm not getting anything done around the house.

Rick, your place must be a reck!

**trax** · 05-07-2008, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by klkak

It amaze's me the directions some of these threads go.

The result of a bunch of people staring at monitors and occassionally looking out at the nearest woods and thinking "I'm supposed to be out there....."

**nell67** · 05-07-2008, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by trax

The result of a bunch of people staring at monitors and occassionally looking out at the nearest woods and thinking "I'm supposed to be out there....."

Yep,thats what I was just thinking too,except my sister is keeping me updated via the web on how her sons surgery is progressing,so I dare not venture too far away today.

**Rick** · 05-07-2008, 02:39 PM

I just type fast.

**klkak** · 05-07-2008, 02:41 PM

ha ha ha......,O......K....,

**trax** · 05-07-2008, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by Rick

I just type fast.

Apparently that's true based on some of his comments. I just don't really care if I get fired or not, since I'm sitting at work...I think typing in here makes me look busy to any passers-by, as opposed to staring out the window and humming old Johnny Cash tunes to myself (which makes me look musically challenged

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**klkak** · 05-07-2008, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by trax

Apparently that's true based on some of his comments. I just don't really care if I get fired or not, since I'm sitting at work...I think typing in here makes me look busy to any passers-by, as opposed to staring out the window and humming old Johnny Cash tunes to myself (which makes me look musically challenged

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That gave me a chuckle. I had someone at church ask me to sing a little quieter once. Later I overheard her saying "The man sitting behind me must be tone deaf". After that I sang louder. she has since moved to a different pew.

**trax** · 05-07-2008, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by klkak

That gave me a chuckle. I had someone at church ask me to sing a little quieter once. Later I overheard her saying "The man sitting behind me must be tone deaf". After that I sang louder. she has since moved to a different pew.

I used to work in mines and at the end of the shift I'd always sing in the shower. Of course there's 20 other guys showering in open stalls in the same room. One guy walked up to me one time when I was dressing after and said

"You know, I really can't stand your singing"

I said, " You know, I wasn't singing for you."

Glad you sang louder man.

**Rick** · 05-07-2008, 06:00 PM

Hey! I don't get no respect. My wife asked me to sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away from here. She wanted me to sing solo. So low she couldn't hear me.

I said, "Look gorgeous, I'm a singer. You know the difference between God and me"?
She said, "Yea. God doesn't think He's a singer."
I told her, "I've had it up to my neck with your complaining about my singing."
She said, "Looks like I need to complain just a bit more."
She once asked me, "You know what's black and brown and looks good a lousy singer?"
I said, "What sweetest"?
"A Doberman."

I'm tellin' ya' I don't get no respect.

**Last Mohican** · 05-09-2008, 11:21 AM

I just got done watching the 3rd episode of TAE. Beats watching "Survivor". No immunity idols to find, no getting voted off the island, no girls walking around in bikini's. Oh wait, darn, no bikini's, that sucks.