found this at a yard sale today

[Ken]

And to sweeten up the pot even more!!!!!!! .... I'll kick in a rubber band, 4 left over ("extra") screws from something I assembled years ago, a half-used Bic lighter, 3 assorted K-cups because I don't like those flavors, an almost brand new SAK toothpick, 12 assorted keys - on a key ring - from locks I've changed over time, some expired coupons that will make good fire starters, and the last chocolate covered Entenmann's donut in the box I've got in the fridge. And 3 individually wrapped spearmint candies I fished out of my suit pocket on Thursday.

[Rick]

I ALSO included BAN BUTTON in the deal, lest you forget. Not that I would stoop so low mind you....just sayin'........Then again......

[Ken]

.... a pair of old reading glasses, a pencil with an unused eraser, some loose change from the cup holder in my truck, a coffee can full of assorted nails, a box full of wire coat hangers that were only used once, some Styrofoam coolers from Omaha Beef orders I got as gifts, 7 doubles from my beer can collection, and a framed sheet of $3.00 Confederate Bonds payable at 6%.

[Ken]

....and a scrabble player's dictionary.

[Rick]

Pfffffft. (cough). That was me blowing the dust off the Ban Button. I wonder if I still know how this thing works? Hmmmm. Oh, Crap. Sorry Crash. I'll be right back.

EDIT: Just a test. Everybody's fine. Move along.

[Ken]

.... a camping spatula, 6 fishing weights, a "Nixon/Agnew" button, 51 playing cards, a can full of rusty razor blades, a "Nick Gravenites" LP that I won at a church dance sometime around '67, a can of Break Free with a few squirts left, a package of rubber night crawlers, 2 oak duplex wall plates, some Cross mechanical pencil refills, a 42 cent postage stamp, and a jar of Newman's Own Vodka Sauce.

[welderguy]

I still dont know, maybe if ya had a bunch of used hypodermic needles and a bag of medical wast to add to the list I may be interested

[hunter63]

Shush, ......he's cleaning out his drawers......(get it?...drawers)

[Ken]

I still dont know, maybe if ya had a bunch of used hypodermic needles and a bag of medical wast to add to the list I may be interested

I can have them by noontime tomorrow.

[welderguy]

I can have them by noontime tomorrow.

but they gotta include at least one amputated body part.

[Ken]

but they gotta include at least one amputated body part.

Human?

[welderguy]

Human?

let me think about it!

[Wingman]

Sweet looking find! Thanks for sharing

[Rick]

You don't take warnings very well do you? I have this ban button right here. Right here in my hand. All I have to do is....uh oh. I just banned sarg...never mind....I'll be back in a minute.

[Ken]

You're starting to sound like my Mom did when I was a kid.

Hey Welder? Need any thumbtacks? Maybe an unopened bottle of baby aspirins? Gotta' stay heart healthy, ya' know.

[Ken]

Welder, scratch the chocolate covered Entenmann's donut from the list. It seems to have disappeared.

[Rick]

Disappeared. Yeah, right.

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[Wildthang]

Well if you will give that stove to me, I will have the girls put on thier hongs and rub all over you for 10 minutes, and give you a big kiss on the cheek. But that's all you get
Besides, you are not a hobo so you don't need it anyway!

[welderguy]

Well if you will give that stove to me, I will have the girls put on thier hongs and rub all over you for 10 minutes, and give you a big kiss on the cheek. But that's all you get
Besides, you are not a hobo so you don't need it anyway!

Ya never know about the hobo thing, I could be one paycheck away from living under a bridge

[crashdive123]

WG - I'd hold out a little longer. In 8 or 9 more of Ken's posts you'll have enough to open your own thrift store.