I thought the OP was a little "come on-ie"..... sorta like a lot of E-mails I was getting for a while....Hey, Big boy, you wanna have some fun?
In a previous life I was asked by a young lady in the HR department......."Hey, do you want to play some adult games?.....with a wink.
So I said, "Yeah sure, would love to......" heh, heh,
The she said, "Fine,... you are in charge of the egg toss at the company picnic"......
I guess that wasn't was I was expecting?
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It's better than the cookie toss.
Well I haven't heard anything from her so you may have scared her off!
I know what hunts you.
Oooh. Sorry we scared "her" off. My bad.
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No, but I leave the toilet seat down! Besides, FS said "PATIENT & strong.' Sourdough ain't the patient kind! Anybody who knows anything about women knows that you have to not only be patient, but always take the blame when anything goes wrong! I can do that! I'm ALWAYS wrong...btw, like the bus pic!....Originally Posted by Rick
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
Albert Einstein
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They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin
Damn!
Whoa! She's hot! I'm volunteering for sure! (pssst, not really...I know that's just a picture of Rick without his hong!)....
SARGE
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
Albert Einstein
Proud father of a US Marine....SEMPER FI!
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin
Well, I'm truly insulted. First, I AM wearing a hong and second you didn't say a word about my ability to accessorize.
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But definitely NOT better than a fruitcake toss. Only thing, we need Kyrat to play it right.
Told you I had a hong on!
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Oh My GOODness... I think we have a suicide streaker on our hands....is he strapped with....
weapons of mass distruction??
Preparing to hit the streets in a town Near You....?
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In the end you find no one wins, and the race was only with yourself.
Well he doesn't even have a long gun....... just saying.
I know what hunts you.
I heard he lives in Alaska!!
I Wonder Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out?"
Wow so I forgot to check back on this thread and I was not expecting 4 pages of replies!
You guys are hilarious, I laughed so hard reading this. I didn't mean to come off as "hey big boy, you wanna have some fun?", Sorry if it came off that way lol.
Anyways, I really AM a freelance balloon twister. I dress up like a clown and sell balloon penguins, guitars, flowers, bears...whatever you want.
I don't mind having an old guy tutor as long as he knows what he's talking about!
Now what was that about being woo'ed?
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Did I ever mention that I can twist a balloon into a perfect replica of the Earth? Here's a pic of the last one I twisted:
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Now for another 4 pages of replies.....
“Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.”
W. Edwards Deming
"Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils."
General John Stark
You did get at least one serious reply before the thread derailed where Sarky, who lives in your neck of the woods asked you to send him a PM.
It is good see you reply, I noticed you logged back in after you posted this on the 19th but didnt reply, So I as well as others figured you were just having some fun. Its good to know you are serious about learning. Good luck and send Sarky a PM he may be the guy to get you started.
I Wonder Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out?"
I've never liked that Sarky.(LOL!)
“Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.”
W. Edwards Deming
"Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils."
General John Stark
We should start a survivalist dating site. There's match.com, farmersonly.com, blackpeoplemeet.com..... shouldn't there be a survivalistmeet.com??? I mean, there is strength in numbers right?
"Despite what your momma told you violence does solve problems"....... SO2 Ryan Job USN (SEAL)
Lol start one up Slvrbk. Me and Sourdough will post the first profiles hahhahaha.
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There's something like that already out there. I think I saw a link on a survivalblog.com
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