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  1. 04-01-2010, 01:01 PM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by klkak View Post
    I road over 100 miles and didn't not get injured in any way.
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    Road 100 miles and didn't get hurt??!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
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    wow you see the size of that mole on her forehead
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    I'm sprawled out on my couch next to a girl who could have passed as Pamela Anderson.
    Quote Originally Posted by Camp10 View Post
    By that do you mean she had hepatitis?
    Nooooo. He meant that she was mostly silicone. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    Nooooo. He meant that she was mostly silicone. LOL
    LOL, "More bounce for the ounce" ha ha LOL
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    Hey, um, AS, I do believe that if you were drying hides for a tipi liner they wouldn't have been nailed to a cabin wall, but I believe your story about the traffic conscientous (sp?) moose to be true.

    I never believe anything Ken says to begin with, so I won't even go there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    Nooooo. He meant that she was mostly silicone. LOL
    Ok Im curious exactly how did you know such a Doll like that existed
    I Wonder Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out?"
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    I just caught this..........

    Quote Originally Posted by klkak View Post
    I road over 100 miles and didn't not get injured in any way.
    A double negative! He DID get injured! That's our klkak!
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    Quote Originally Posted by trax View Post
    I never believe anything Ken says to begin with, so I won't even go there.


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    said to ken:
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    A large coke? That's two lies. You're good at this part.


    and no one made a lawyer joke???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    New Yorker. Way too cynical. It's all true, every word of it.
    Cynical, maybe.....but she looks great in skimpy lingerie.
    (Thanks for the pics, B!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    Cynical, maybe.....but she looks great in skimpy lingerie.
    (Thanks for the pics, B!)
    What? ........................... ()
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    That would have been the big fat lie part.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashdive123 View Post
    That would have been the big fat lie part.
    Which part?

    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    Thanks for the pics, B!
    Or.......

    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    ....she looks great in skimpy lingerie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by klkak View Post
    Well you know what they say about a guy with a big nose!
    He smells funny? LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    I once ate 1 tenderloin steak, 2 plates of clams and shrimp, 1 plate of assorted salads, 1 roll, 22 lobsters, and two plates of assorted desserts, in one and a half hours.

    I washed it all down with a single beer.
    I believed it right up to that single beer lie.
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    I'm going to post two statements. One is a lie the other is the truth.
    I've died three times and been brought back to life by medical help.
    I've turned down more offers from women to have sex in my life than most men ever hear.
    Can you tell which is true?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hoosierarcher View Post
    I'm going to post two statements. One is a lie the other is the truth.
    I've died three times and been brought back to life by medical help.
    I've turned down more offers from women to have sex in my life than most men ever hear.
    Can you tell which is true?
    The first statement is true. The second statement can't be true, because if it was, Sourdough would be following you around 24/7 instead of living up there in Alaska.
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