the pain is terrible

**wareagle69** · 03-22-2010, 10:00 PM

oh it hurts so much, the pain is intolerable, oh the humanity, i have an eyelash stuck in my eye, oh man i think i'm permanaltly scared
just wondered if anyone "cares"

what ? just saying..........

**nell67** · 03-22-2010, 10:23 PM

I care WE,want me to come up and dig it out for ya???

**Sourdough** · 03-22-2010, 10:29 PM

Originally Posted by nell67

I care WE,want me to come up and dig it out for ya???

Sure......Thats it I am moving to Canada. .....

**sthrnstrong** · 03-22-2010, 10:36 PM

Drink one bottle of Southern Comfort, watch really sad movie and maybe you could cry it out. If not the whiskey should dull the pain.

**Justin Case** · 03-22-2010, 10:51 PM

How to Get Eyelashes Out of Your Eye
Contributor
By an eHow Contributing Writer
Article Rating: (11 Ratings)

Eyelashes in your eye are very irritating and an uncomfortable experience. This is a common annoyance that has happened to us all. I have some tips that will help you remove that unwanted lash.
Difficulty: Moderately Easy
Instructions
Things You'll Need:

* antibacterial wash
* 1 clean rag
* 2 q-tips
* eye wash

How to get eyelashes out of your eye
1.
Step 1

Wash your hands thoroughly with antibacterial wash.
2.
Step 2

Place fingers around the eye that is infected.
3.
Step 3

Gently pull out ward on the top eyelid.
4.
Step 4

Pull upper eyelid out and over lower lid.
5.
Step 5

Holding eye closed look up and down with your eyeball. This will dislodge the lash. At this point release hold on your eyelid and your eyelash should be in sight. Take q-tip and using a sweeping motion remove the eyelash.

http://www.ehow.com/how_2299926_get-...s-out-eye.html

**Sarge47** · 03-23-2010, 12:07 AM

See, if you'd of stayed in the Boy Scouts you'd of learned how to take care of that.

Justin posted one way, another way is to blink your eyes really hard a lot until moisture wells up inside the area & washes the eyelash out. An eyewash glass can also help, but you'll have to go to a drug store to find one......"trust me."

**Ken** · 03-23-2010, 12:34 PM

I've got about 10 eyewash glasses. One in every kit. WE, if all else fails, bypass the safety switch with a magnet and stick your head in the washing machine. Remember to keep your eye open. I care.

**wareagle69** · 03-23-2010, 08:47 PM

geeze people do i have to spell out everthing here, (sigh) here we goes.

OK. so i was complaining of being in pain and asking for sympathy asking if anybody "cares" see the quotation marks? and the innocent smily face? its a scam people i was looking for the DOC to send me a fiddy spot so i could buy a botany book for me b-day, but i guess that scam failed, oh well back to bashing sarge.

**crashdive123** · 03-23-2010, 08:55 PM

DOC discussed it. We saw through the attempted scam. Suck it up Buttercup.

**Rick** · 03-23-2010, 08:57 PM

Man! You are never going to make it in Free Traxistan at this rate. An eye lash? You weeny. Try this.....

I was out walking barefoot in the snow today. I guess I ventured out much farther than I intended because after about 9 hours I got back to the house and it looks like I have frost bite. Doc says I may lose three toes.

See the difference. Eyelash. Lose three toes.

Now, you get the money then.....low and behold the doctor saved 'em. Put maggots on them to eat away the dead skin and viola! Whole toes.

No creativity on the other side of the border. I gotta talk to President Harper. Ooops, I mean Prime Minister Harper.

**wareagle69** · 03-23-2010, 09:05 PM

snow? what is this mythical creature you refer to. haven't seen snow in a coons age
and besides rick, steven is a goof, i follow our true un-elected leader trax, that is why i am his director of security

**wareagle69** · 03-23-2010, 09:06 PM

oh forgot to add
yes nell i know you would like to help out my beautiful baby blues, as you are the only one here who has had the priveldge of gazing at them.

**Rick** · 03-23-2010, 09:15 PM

Uh oh. Sounds like the director of security is getting a bit too secure if you ask me. Time for me to conjure up my disappearing act before the Grand Pubbah shows up.

**nell67** · 03-23-2010, 09:40 PM

Originally Posted by wareagle69

oh forgot to add
yes nell i know you would like to help out my beautiful baby blues, as you are the only one here who has had the priveldge of gazing at them.

They are a VERY nice shade of blue at that WE!!!

**Ken** · 03-23-2010, 09:46 PM

Originally Posted by wareagle69

you are the only one here who has had the priveldge of gazing at them.

Me thinks that there may be some advantages to being "underprivileged."

**wareagle69** · 03-23-2010, 09:48 PM

aw shucks,

thanks nell

**Sarge47** · 03-23-2010, 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by wareagle69

...oh well back to bashing sarge.

Ya think? Bring it on! Ok, you know the story, I've been married....twice; I've been "dissed" by Army Ranger Rick;(sounds like an action figure, doesn't it?) I drink out of a HARD PLASTIC Nalgene bottle! That's right! I said HARD PLASTIC! So what are YOU gonna do?

**Sarge47** · 03-23-2010, 09:59 PM

Originally Posted by wareagle69

oh it hurts so much, the pain is intolerable, oh the humanity, i have an eyelash stuck in my eye, oh man i think i'm permanaltly scared
just wondered if anyone "cares"

what ? just saying..........

Ya see, WE, this is why spelling is so important. You said permanatly scared, not "permanatly scarred! See what difference just omitting one little letter can make?