He should be feeling better by now so....
It's been so cold the past few days, I'm seeing lawyers with their hands in their own pockets!
Bash Ken time!
He should be feeling better by now so....
It's been so cold the past few days, I'm seeing lawyers with their hands in their own pockets!
Ken has helped me out so much with legal stuff, I need to keep track of it so I can pay him back. I will be placing a 'score card' in my sig as a reminder.
DEBT:
Repaid:
"... It's been so cold the past few days, I'm seeing lawyers with their hands in their own pockets! ..."
That can't be our Ken!!!!
When Wealth is Lost, Nothing is Lost;
When Health is Lost, Something is Lost;
When Character is Lost, ALL IS LOST!!!!!!!
Colonel Charles Hyatt circa 1880
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services.
Yeah, but it only takes ONE to sue your @ss for defamation of character. Win or lose, you'll be broke in a month.Originally Posted by Justin Case
“Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.”
W. Edwards Deming
"Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils."
General John Stark
Haha,, I have been broke for a year now,, after being layed off and losing my house,,Yeah, but it only takes ONE to sue your @ss for defamation of character. Win or lose, you'll be broke in a month.
Still own any shoes?Haha,, I have been broke for a year now,, after being layed off and losing my house,,
“Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.”
W. Edwards Deming
"Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils."
General John Stark
Yes, But I doubt you could fill themStill own any shoes?
We'll soon find out, won't we?Yes, But I doubt you could fill them
“Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.”
W. Edwards Deming
"Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils."
General John Stark
Here Take em , they hurt my feet anyway,, and they stink !!We'll soon find out, won't we?
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What, no socks?
“Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.”
W. Edwards Deming
"Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils."
General John Stark
told you I was poor..What, no socks?
Well, I could use another computer.told you I was poor..
“Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.”
W. Edwards Deming
"Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils."
General John Stark
got a library card?
Liar.
“Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.”
W. Edwards Deming
"Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils."
General John Stark
What’s wrong with lawyer jokes?
Wait,, I know,
Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and nobody else thinks they’re jokes.
First time I've ever heard that one!
“Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.”
W. Edwards Deming
"Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils."
General John Stark
what about this one,,
If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer twice.!
*yawn* Heard it before.what about this one,,
If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer twice.!
“Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.”
W. Edwards Deming
"Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils."
General John Stark
What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
I've been getting lawyer joke books as gifts for almost 30 years - a full book shelf's worth. I even have one in the bathroom in case I run out of TP. Wake me up when you have a new one.
“Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.”
W. Edwards Deming
"Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils."
General John Stark
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