In the event of Societal Upheaval (i.e., "Stuff" HTF) - the Feral Pet Problem

[BENESSE]

with wanting that kind of neighbor, they keep asking me if I know what's happened to, let's see: Mr. Paws, Boots, Frisky, Tigger, Tiger, Fluffy, and the list goes on ad naseum. Why do they always suspect I know?

I was just being facetious.
Things got to be pretty slow when one starts shooting neighborhood cats with a pellet gun.

[crashdive123]

I was just being facetious.
Things got to be pretty slow when one starts shooting neighborhood cats with a pellet gun.

Oh sure, and the next thing you find......

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[Sourdough]

I was just being facetious.
Things got to be pretty slow when one starts shooting neighborhood cats with a pellet gun.

We chase Grizzly Bears off our property and over to the neighbors. If your mad at your neighbor you don't call him........ you let it be a supprise......

[BENESSE]

We chase Grizzly Bears off our property and over to the neighbors. If your mad at your neighbor you don't call him........ you let it be a supprise......

Well now, that's more like it!
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[Rick]

I would not want to be a mouse in that room.

[BENESSE]

I would not want to be a mouse in that room.

Or an asthmatic.

[Rick]

Or an asthmatic mouse.

[Camp10]

I would not want to be a mouse in that room.

I wouldnt want to be anywhere near that room if Klkak is in it...

Quote:
I kill every feral animal I see and as many neighbor hood cats I can get my pellet gun sights on.

"Here kitty kitty kitty..............BLAM!!! he he he,

Here kitty kitty kitty,

[BENESSE]

Or an asthmatic mouse.

Or a quadriplegic asthmatic mouse.

[Rick]

Or a quadriplegic asthmatic mouse with gas.

[BENESSE]

Or a quadriplegic asthmatic mouse with gas.

Or a quadriplegic asthmatic mouse with gas accompanied with vomiting and diarrhea.

[Rick]

Well that's just sick.

[Camp10]

Well that's just sick.

The mouse?

[BENESSE]

Well that's just sick.

So is shooting neighborhood cats with a pellet gun

[Rick]

What cat in its right mind would pounce on a a quadriplegic asthmatic mouse with gas, diarrhea and vomiting? I mean, that mouse would be pretty safe.

"Get it, Killer."
"I ain't touching that thing. It's going at both ends."
"Where's Mikey?"

[Rick]

Klkak would need a machine bun pellet gun with that many cats.

[BENESSE]

What cat in its right mind would pounce on a a quadriplegic asthmatic mouse with gas, diarrhea and vomiting? I mean, that mouse would be pretty safe.

"Get it, Killer."
"I ain't touching that thing. It's going at both ends."
"Where's Mikey?"

Well, if certain people don't mind eating maggot infested road kill these kitties could probably overlook a little smudge here and there.

[Rick]

I just threw up a little.

[crashdive123]

I just threw up a little.

Careful. Bear Grylls might try and eat it.

[klkak]

Dang, I leave for a little bit to plow some snow and when I get back I discover that I've become "infamous"!

I can't help it if I have a malignant place in my heart for cats.

Don't blame me, blame "preachtheWORD" for starting this thread which led me into confessing my quirky behavior.