The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

[Ken]

Even you are not 2Dumb to leave a loaded weapon around where there are kids....are you?

Rick, as is the case with temperature, dumbness is measured in degrees. The term "2dumb" suggests the equivalent of approximately 1/10th. of a degree above absolute zero.

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey Ken...you've been on for a while, today. Did you finally figure out that if you drill a hole in the bottom of a chair, that your suction cup won't hold you there????

...or did you not figure that out, and you're just stuck.

[Ken]

2dumb:

1. Find some traffic.

2. Go play in it.

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb:

1. Find some traffic.

2. Go play in it.

If I wanted to, I could.....'cuz, you see, my butt isn't suction cupped to a chair!!!!!! LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

Oh, Oh, Oh....you could get a list of Kens list's , and read them at bedtime.

[2dumb2kwit]

Part 1: I would like to speak on behalf of the tuna of the world and say emphatically yes (they, {the tuna,} would like to recommend you try dolphin once in awhile...just their suggestion)

Part 2: Planetary alignment questions (issues with Mercury) should be addressed to the 2012 thread.

I have to add that I'm just a wee bit disappointed in my Minister of Science for not catching that one. I guess he was busy with those nasty toxic dumper types.

All this talk about Mercury.....Ken, we haven't forgotten that you are having trouble with Uranus, we're just starting a little closer to home.

(That, and we really don't want to think about Uranus.)

[Ken]

All this talk about Mercury.....Ken, we haven't forgotten that you are having trouble with Uranus, we're just starting a little closer to home.

(That, and we really don't want to think about Uranus.)

2dumb, you idiot, the only problem I have with "Myanus" is caused by you being a pain in the @ss. Other than for you, the problem I suffer from is a lot further up than that.

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb, you idiot, the only problem I have with "Myanus" is caused by you being a pain in the @ss. Other than for you, the problem I suffer from is a lot further up than that.

What about that suction cup they made, when they took your head out of your arse???

[Ken]

What about that suction cup they made, when they took your head out of your arse???

2dumb, that was YOUR HEAD that they removed. Now that you're gone, how come you're STILL a pain in the @ss?

[Ken]

You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."

It's a noun, 2dumb, not a verb.

You think Heinz Ketchup is SPICY.

It is. Once you add some horseradish, black pepper, diced habanero, and lemon juice. That's when we call it "cocktail sauce."

You have no problem pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.

I don't, but that's 'cause there's a city about an hour away named "Worcester." Can you pronounce the word "sauce" correctly, 2dumb?

For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits.

I hate potatoes au gratin. I had grits for breakfast - minus the usual cheese - with my eggs this morning. So there.

You don't even know what a Moon Pie is.

I love the dang things with a tall glass of ice cold milk. It's just that you can't often find 'em up this way.

You've never had grain alcohol.

Yes, I have. The best stuff (other than some of our local variety) came from West Virginia and Kentucky. Betcha' you've never had Portuguese grain alcohol. I only have about two gallons (various types) left in stock.

You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

I eat fried chicken with a roll of paper towels sitting nearby. Napkins just don't survive the mess they make when you eat 'em with your hands - like God wants us to do.

You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips.

2dumb, I live in a rural area with more chickens and cows than you've ever seen. The "Rhode Island Red" was first bred about a mile from my livingroom.

You have no idea what a polecat is.

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Whenever someone tells an off-color joke about farm animals, it goes over your head.

Whenever someone tells an off color joke about farm animals, I know they're talking about you.

You see nothing wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.

Actually, you have that mixed up. I see nothing wrong with putting a poodle on a sweater.

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[2dumb2kwit]

Soooooo....you're a yankee, but you're not very good, at it. LOL

BTW, that was a copy and paste...I didn't write it.

[2dumb2kwit]

What about that suction cup they made, when they took your head out of your arse???

Speaking of which....now that you have that void, when you go outside in the wind, does your butt whistle?

[Rick]

Now that right there is funny. Cruel, but funny.

[Ken]

Speaking of which....now that you have that void, when you go outside in the wind, does your butt whistle?

Sorry, buddy, you're still off on the anatomics involved.

[2dumb2kwit]

Sorry, buddy, you're still off on the analtomics involved.

Nope...what I'm talking about, has nothing to do with your illness.
That is the part that you're not getting. LOL

Actually....Scott Brown getting elected makes me think that a lot of people up your way, have gotten their heads out of their arses! LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

BTW......did you actually write "analtomics"??? HaHaHa!!!

[Ken]

Nope...what I'm talking about, has nothing to do with your illness.
That is the part that you're not getting. LOL

Actually....Scott Brown getting elected makes me think that a lot of people up your way, have gotten their heads out of their arses! LOL

You are preachin' to the choir, 2dumb.

[Ken]

Awww, I was just picking on a friend. (I just couldn't resist!)

Fantasy time again, 2dumb? "A friend?" Must be an imaginary one.

(I just couldn't resist!)

[2dumb2kwit]

Fantasy time again, 2dumb? "A friend?" Must be an imaginary one.

(I just couldn't resist!)

Mind ur own bidness, Ken....If I was talking about you, I'da said I was just pickin' on a @%^#$&! LOL

[Ken]

What happened to 2D2K's post? Did he delete it because he thought Ken might read it and that idea scared him? inquiring minds what to know!

Probably, Klkak. We all know that deep down inside that 2dumb is nuthin' but a WIMP!