The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

[Ken]

How does somebody convince 7-11 to stop selling coffee?

By never posting on an internet forum, ever again. Good luck!

Show me some data to back that up, 2dumb. I think you're lying just to get EVERYONE here to stop posting.

[2dumb2kwit]

Huh?

...oh yeah. And acting like you didn't use it.

[Ken]

...oh yeah. And acting like you didn't use it.

What's an "edit function?"

[Ken]

Melt away. That would just give me an excuse to move further west. Western NC has beautiful mountains!

Jerk. Can't you read? He's predicting that ALL of NC will be underwater.

I guess some guys need a slap upside the head every few seconds....

[2dumb2kwit]

Show me some data to back that up, 2dumb. I think you're lying just to get EVERYONE here to stop posting.

Let's break that into two parts.

Show me some data to back that up, 2dumb.

Why, isn't my word good enough?

I think you're lying just to get EVERYONE here to stop posting.

Nope....just you.

[Ken]

Why, isn't my word good enough?

[2dumb2kwit]

Jerk. Can't you read? He's predicting that ALL of NC will be underwater.

I guess some guys need a slap upside the head every few seconds....

I was politely letting him know, that his statement was incorrect.
I guess you didn't recognize that approach.

[Ken]

I was politely letting him know, that his statement was incorrect.
I guess you didn't recognize that approach.

You? Polite? Like when you force yourself to fart everytime you're in a crowded elevator and then smile and say "excuse me?"

[2dumb2kwit]

What's an "edit function?"

It's the button that says "power"....try it.

[2dumb2kwit]

You? Polite? Like when you force yourself to fart everytime you're in a crowded elevator and then smile and say "excuse me?"

It would be rude, not to say "excuse me"! Pfft!

[Ken]

It's the button that says "power"....try it.

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[2dumb2kwit]

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You mean you don't know??? aaaaaahahahahahaha!

[Ken]

It would be rude, not to say "excuse me"! Pfft!

It's also rude for you to keep posting here, but THAT hasn't stopped you.......

[2dumb2kwit]

Let's see...I'll put this over here....and that over there.

*voice in the distance* Hey, 2dumb.....what the heck are you doing?

I'm making room, for when crash logs on!

[2dumb2kwit]

It's also rude for you to keep posting here, but THAT hasn't stopped you.......

That's just your opinion, and you know what they say.
Opinions are like........yankee lawyers!

[Ken]

I'm making room, for when crash logs on!

There would be plenty of room here if you just went back where you came from.

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[Ken]

That's just your opinion, and you know what they say.
Opinions are like........yankee lawyers!

Oh. So you DO have a yankee lawyer, huh, 2dumb? How much does he charge you per appearance?

2dumb Arrested. Again

Police interrogated 2dumb2kwit by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, 2dumb confessed.

[Ken]

Thank you very much. The opportunity IS to move there, and stay. The area is beautiful, the weather is nice and cool, and family will be too far away to just "drop in" for a "couple" of days.

Oh. Same reason 2dumb's family moved to Angola, huh?

[Ken]

I paste pictures of 2dumb (face down) under my boots. It helps protect the soles.

[Ken]

Hey 2dumb, guess who missed a post here.