The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

[Ken]

Enjoy your lobster.

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That's not my dinner. It's my birth sign.

[Ken]

Enjoy your lobster.

Thanks, Rick! I'll post a Q.C. Report tomorrow.

Bye Bye!

[2dumb2kwit]

That's not my dinner. It's my birth sign.

So...you were born with your arse up on your shoulders?

[Ken]

So...you were born with your arse up on your shoulders?

2dumb, go back to bed and try to wake up intelligent. Okay?

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb, go back to bed and try to wake up intelligent. Okay?

That would just be insane.........Doing the same thing and expecting different results. LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

....and where's that Q.C. report????

Or were you lying, to Rick?

[Ken]

That would just be insane.........Doing the same thing and expecting different results. LOL

Buy this book, 2dumb. Have somebody read it to you.

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[2dumb2kwit]

Buy this book, 2dumb. Have somebody read it to you.

Dang it...now you tell me.
I just made my once a year trip, to a book store, and got Petersons Edible Wild Plants.

I still need to find someone, to read it to me.

[Ken]

Thanks, Rick! I'll post a Q.C. Report tomorrow.

Bye Bye!

Read it below!

....and where's that Q.C. report????

Or were you lying, to Rick?

Quality Control Report - First Draft
3½ lb. Baked Stuffed Lobster

Ho, Hum.

For a restaurant that owns 4 of its own fishing boats, one would think that this place (that shall remain nameless out of fear that their blood-sucking lawyer will sue me) would do a better job of preparing its catch.

The lobster itself was full - probably half-way to its next shed. The claws were proportionately small, but the tail was proportionately large, and that's where the best meat is, anyway! However, it was a bit overcooked by say, maybe 3 minutes or so. And with lobster, that does make a difference.

The stuffing was a disappointment. With the exception of one (just one) little scallop that was sliced wafer thin and laid in a line over the stuffing, the rest of the seafood was so finely diced that it was not discernable in the stuffing itself. Sad. The stuffing itself was blended into fine crumbs (WRONG!) and, on top of that, there was way too much wine and butter in the stuffing. This lousy recipe resulted in a stuffing that was like boiled greasy mush. It was cooked, but not "baked."

Couple this with the fact that the beer wasn't cold enough.........

Our waitress was another story. A horror story. The fact that she looked (and trudged through the dining room) like a linebacker was of little consequence. The fact that she never smiled, had no personality, and never returned to check on things once after she delivered our meals was inexcusable.

I'm told that this place does a great business. In fact, the dining room was almost full when we arrived at 7:30 on a Wednesday night. That's amazing, considering that there's a McDonalds just down the road.

[Ken]

Actually, taking him hunting might just work. It would be much easier to loose him in the actual woods then in a city environment.

Invite 2dumb over. I'm sure everyone else will leave quickly on their own account.

[Ken]

Hit by a car at 75mph, embedded in the fender, and dragged for 600 miles - but Tricky SURVIVED

I wonder if 2dumb would fit in front of that radiator.......

[Rick]

Ouch! I don't think this write up will make Conde Nast. Just sayin'....

[2dumb2kwit]

Hit by a car at 75mph, embedded in the fender, and dragged for 600 miles - but Tricky SURVIVED

I wonder if 2dumb would fit in front of that radiator.......

I wonder if 2Dumb would fit in that car.

Hey....what the......

[2dumb2kwit]

Didn't touch it. Honest.

Sorry...thought maybe you had pulled a Ken.

[Ken]

Sorry...thought maybe you had pulled a Ken.

Just what are you implying, 2dumb?

[2dumb2kwit]

Just what are you implying, 2dumb?

That you don't mind using the edit function.

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...376#post169376

[Ken]

I'd be like that, if I couldn't get 7-11 coffee.

How does somebody convince 7-11 to stop selling coffee?

[Ken]

That you don't mind using the edit function.

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...376#post169376

Huh?

[Ken]

Yeah....not all of it is below sea level.

And NONE of it's below 2dumb's level!

[2dumb2kwit]

How does somebody convince 7-11 to stop selling coffee?

By never posting on an internet forum, ever again. Good luck!