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    Here's a rumor we can start. They had to give him plasma in the hospital and they used the white cells from pigs blood.

    This is sure to be on Snopes in a couple of weeks. (teehee)
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashdive123 View Post
    Since it'll be a fair trial, why not the county fair and then hang hime from the ferris wheel.
    Can a ferris wheel go fast enough, to make him go thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump.....
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    God Bless America!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    Can a ferris wheel go fast enough, to make him go thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump.....
    No, but if we hang him under the roller coaster.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    No, No, No, Rick! Use your head. We need to use a firing squad.
    (And make sure he see's them dip the bullets in pigs blood!)
    You could always use a rope made from pig intestines. Just sayin'.
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    We could tie him behind the car. If he can keep up then we'll set him free. Ft. Hood to the Nation's Capital should be about right.
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    Here's a little dish I like to call Death by Bacon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crashdive123 View Post
    Here's a little dish I like to call Death by Bacon.

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    If he ate that, he'd probably try to convert..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    We could tie him behind the car. If he can keep up then we'll set him free. Ft. Hood to the Nation's Capital should be about right.
    Or just feed 2dumb a large pot of PORK & beans and lock Hasan in a small room with him..........
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    I've lived a good long life. Where can I find that?
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    Oh, wait....while he's still doped up, can we get all the doctors and nurses to wear these? LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    I've lived a good long life. Where can I find that?
    Which one? Death by Bacon or 2dumb farts?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    Oh, wait....while he's still doped up, can we get all the doctors and nurses to wear these? LOL
    Again. You made me do it again. I hate you.
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    Or ---- after he comes around and looks in the mirror - Honest - the plastic surgeons did everything they could to put you back together again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crashdive123 View Post
    Or ---- after he comes around and looks in the mirror - Honest - the plastic surgeons did everything they could to put you back together again.

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    Where on earth did you get that picture of my ex-wife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Where on earth did you get that picture of my ex-wife?
    You should see the pictures he has, of your girlfriend!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    You should see the pictures he has, of your girlfriend!
    I'll be showing her your post in a few minutes. May I suggest you hide here?

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    Blasphemy....we can't waste all that delicious pork on him.
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    Well then I like 2D's idea about when he wakes up.

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