The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

[RangerXanatos]

It's not that he can't dance,it's just that he is a cheap drunk,one beer and he was falling all over himself and called it dancing....

Now THAT'S funny. I might have to use that line.

[Ken]

....If I timed things right, a rack of ribs, baked potatoes, and corn on the cob, will all be ready on my grill, in about 2 minutes!

Just when did you buy those ribs, 2dumb?

http://www.usfoodsafety.com/02ac0015.asp

I'll be back!

Maybe. Maybe not.

[2dumb2kwit]

Here's 2dumb dancing.........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL8sk4T_e_g

Pfft! I only wish I could dance that good. I dance like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK0Q2...eature=related

[2dumb2kwit]

Just when did you buy those ribs, 2dumb?

http://www.usfoodsafety.com/02ac0015.asp
Maybe. Maybe not.

Don't get excited, Ken......I'm OK.

[Ken]

.... thou Ken and 2D2K arent always so civil to each other...

It's all 2dumb's fault. I guess you just forgot to mention that.

[Ken]

I AM forgetfull.......

Do you remember what 2dumb says about us Northerners?

[Ken]

Don't get excited, Ken......I'm OK.

How long has it been since you ate those ribs?

[Ken]

........On another note. I had to get the tire's on my wife's van rotated today and I was thumbing though the September copy of some hunting magazine. It had an article about some guy that had shot 35,000 grouse in the last 50 years, how to shoot deer from above, how to hunt squirrels and an article on fire tinder (hopefully with all that info someone will know the magazine).

2dumb called me on the phone. He thinks it was the September issue of Ladies Home Journal.

........He said the best fire starter was his underwear. No kidding. He pulled them off and lit the crotch and he said he had a four foot fire going in no time and it burned a long time.

That won't work for 2dumb. Rumor has it that he's been wearing the same underwear since 1981. He's reportedly stated that he'll NEVER take them off.

[Ken]

Gee, Crash, 2dumb and I have been PMing each other and we've agreed to ask you to return all these posts you've moved back to their original threads. Is that okay?

[2dumb2kwit]

One little,
Two little,
Three little post moved,.....

[2dumb2kwit]

Four little,
Five little,.....

[Ken]

One little,
Two little,
Three little post moved,.....

Dang, 2dumb! You've impressed us all! Nobody here thought that you could count that high!

[2dumb2kwit]

So Ken.....running your mouth, in the wrong place, again?

[Ken]

So Ken.....running your mouth, in the wrong place, again?

Whoooa, 2dumb! You're the one who's been whining and sniveling about all the posts getting moved.

Besides, the members provide an opening, what am I supposed to do? Ignore it?

[2dumb2kwit]

Dang, 2dumb! You've impressed us all! Nobody here thought that you could count that high!

I'm glad you're impressed.
I'd be impressed, if you would stop telling lies.

[2dumb2kwit]

Besides, the members provide an opening, what am I supposed to do? Ignore it?

It's called self control.

[Ken]

I'm glad you're impressed.
I'd be impressed, if you would stop telling lies.

Okay. I'll tell the truth. You've actually never done a thing that would impress me. Is that better, 2dumb?

[Ken]

It's called self control.

Don't talk to me about self control until you stop using

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[2dumb2kwit]

Okay. I'll tell the truth. You've actually never done a thing that would impress me. Is that better, 2dumb?

Don't talk to me about self control until you stop using

You talkin' to me?

[Ken]

You talkin' to me?

Why are you asking? Are you hearing those voices again, 2dumb?