The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb, how much, within reason, will I have to pay you to never log-on to this site again?

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....and a pound of bacon.

[Ken]

....and a pound of bacon.

Okay. You're a man who can be bought. What kind of bacon?

[2dumb2kwit]

Okay. You're a man who can be bought. What kind of bacon?

Any good quality bacon, will do.

[Ken]

Any good quality bacon, will do.

Good. I'll send you some pork from our Massachusetts State Capitol on Beacon Hill. Errr, make that "Bacon Hill."

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[Ken]

And 2dumb? Some of this, too!

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[2dumb2kwit]

It's just not fair that I can't put you on my "Ignore List."

You could stop posting. That would show him!

[Eu_citzen]

You guys are hilarious.

[2dumb2kwit]

You guys are hilarious.

Thanks, Eu c. You know....since you're new here, you probably haven't seen the video of Ken trying to be romantic...so, here it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUtwNtE1NBA

[Ken]

Thanks, Eu c. You know....since you're new here, you probably haven't seen the video of Ken trying to be romantic...so, here it is.

2dumb, have you read the second sentence of your comforting company's quote? If not, here it is:

"Every critter has enough brains to tan it's own hide, except buffaloes (and some people I know)."
-Jim Miller

I have to conclude one of two things. Either your comforting company knows you or you must be a buffalo.

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb, have you read the second sentence of your comforting company's quote? If not, here it is:

"Every critter has enough brains to tan it's own hide, except buffaloes (and some people I know)."
-Jim Miller

I have to conclude one of two things. Either your comforting company knows you or you must be a buffalo.

Did someone fart?
('cuz I could have sworn, I just heard an ***hole speak.)

[Ken]

Did someone fart?
('cuz I could have sworn, I just heard an ***hole speak.)

Time to consult a psychiatrist, 2dumb. You're hearing those voices again, aren't you?

2dumb, the Forum is electronic print media. It doesn't talk to you, you idiot.

[Ken]

2dumb's been reading my last post for a while now. His brain cell must be working overtime trying to think of something dumb to say in response.

[Ken]

Maybe he's taking a break to work on his autobiography.

[2dumb2kwit]

Where you talking to me?
(Doing my best De Niro.)

[Ken]

Where you talking to me?

No, I was responding to the other moron that goes by the name "2dumb2kwit."

[2dumb2kwit]

No, I was talking to the other moron that goes by the name "2dumb2kwit."

No, moron....you were typing a message to me, in an "electronic print media".
(I can't believe you fell for that one! LOL)

[2dumb2kwit]

No, I was responding to the other moron that goes by the name "2dumb2kwit."

No, moron....you were typing a message to me, in an "electronic print media".
(I can't believe you fell for that one! LOL)

Do you always talk to your computer?

[2dumb2kwit]

And if I ever wrote a book, it would have to be titled "Arguing with Idiot's" (A guide to perplexing jerk lawyers.)!

[Ken]

Gee, 2dumb, look at the posts you quoted, and compare it to my original unedited post. A little inconsistent, ain't they? You messin' with the quotes, 2dumb?

[2dumb2kwit]

Gee, 2dumb, look at the posts you quoted, and compare it to my original unedited post. A little inconsistent, ain't they? You messin' with the quotes, 2dumb?

Nope...I just wasn't paying attention to the fact, that you had gone back and tried to edit away your stupidity.