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  1. 09-24-2009, 03:52 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    But don't have the heat too high. You could melt the chocolate....then you'd just look like a naked idiot, that made a mess! LOL
    But think of the training Doug would have under his belt for when Doug jnr arrives
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    Wow, I never thought anything could tamper with my deep and abiding love for chocolate, but this conversation has some potential to do just that.
    some fella confronted me the other day and asked "What's your problem?" So I told him, "I don't have a problem I am a problem"
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    Quote Originally Posted by trax View Post
    Wow, I never thought anything could tamper with my deep and abiding love for chocolate, but this conversation has some potential to do just that.
    Just to reset your mind then Trax...... smooth, dark, 80% cocoa content, slowly melting in the mouth, slightly bitter with a rich glowing aftertaste.
    Need I say more?
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    Oh.....and Doug....DO NOT play this song to her!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o3m1FwhusY
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    Now I'm lost for words.....almost
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    Quote Originally Posted by Winnie View Post
    How about taking the lead, covering yourself in chocolate and see what Mrs Doug thinks??only make sure you have the heating on, it can be a bit nippy where you are!
    HA HA HA I think I'll pass on that mess.

    Quote Originally Posted by owl_girl View Post
    well if mrs doug likes it you might both be a mess so it will all be good
    Oddly enough she is the only pregnant lady I know who doesn't want chocolate.
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    NO, I just say screw it and go float in my ducky ring

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    Okay then. Just how many pregnant ladies do you know and does your wife know you know them? And do you have any ultra sounds of those kids and if you do why do have them? Hmmmmmm? Inquiring minds want to know?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Winnie View Post
    Just to reset your mind then Trax...... smooth, dark, 80% cocoa content, slowly melting in the mouth, slightly bitter with a rich glowing aftertaste.
    Need I say more?
    OK, guys....in the interest of safety, I have to add something.

    For those guys, that are suddenly thinking about covering your manhood with chocolate, and calling for the little lady, I want you to pause for a moment, and think back to Easter. You remember what she did, to the ear of the chocolate bunny???

    Just sayin'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doug1980 View Post
    Oddly enough she is the only pregnant lady I know who doesn't want chocolate.
    caramel?...
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    Oh, well, holy cow!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by owl_girl View Post
    a mans place is in the kitchen.....

    on the table....

    covered in chocolate
    Dottie just read this and says she agrees!~! Sorry Folks but I've got to go now. I'm going to the store to buy Chocolate!!!!!!!!!
    ME afterwards...
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    Quote Originally Posted by pocomoonskyeyes View Post
    Dottie just read this and says she agrees!~! Sorry Folks but I've got to go now. I'm going to the store to buy Chocolate!!!!!!!!!
    ME afterwards...

    Enjoy!
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    Has anyone else noticed the number of threads that start off perfectly normal, then pooffff! all of a sudden it revolves around s*x and/or food??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Winnie View Post
    Has anyone else noticed the number of threads that start off perfectly normal, then pooffff! all of a sudden it revolves around s*x and/or food??
    Yeah, but give credit, where credit is due....this thread went for the 2fer! (As in 2 for 1) It has both!!!
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    thats because this is a survival forum and our primitive minds witch are so well adapted to survival know perfectly well that those 2 things are essential to human survival
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    Quote Originally Posted by owl_girl View Post
    thats because this is a survival forum and our primitive minds witch are so well adapted to survival know perfectly well that those 2 things are essential to human survival
    Now that is a great explanation. I was going to say that we all have dirty minds...I like yours better.
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    Agreed Doug!
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    Speaking of food and sex, I saw a guy wearing a t-shirt, a while back, that said...


    Since food has replaced sex in my life; I can't even get into my own pants. ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    Speaking of food and sex, I saw a guy wearing a t-shirt, a while back, that said...


    Since food has replaced sex in my life; I can't even get into my own pants. ...
    That's awesome.
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