Taking a trip II

[Sarge47]

I'm looking for volunteers to go with me to the South Pole. You get nothing but a loin cloth and a feather. No whale fat, we don't want you to "blubber". Any takers? C'mon, we can do this, we're as good as Grylls & Stroud, right?

[Stealth]

i dont think youre going to get many volunteers if you are in a loincloth

[Rick]

It's going to take days to get that picture out of my head. My eyes are even burning.

[Proud American]

LOL Sarge lets do it! Dont forget the webcam so people can see us become iceblocks. The feather sarge thats a litle to much i dont think your getting the true survival experience! Bear Gryls never took one so we dont need one!We can laughf at the penguins and hunt Polar Bears with are frozen feathers!

[Sarge47]

How could I forget the Web-Cam? Discovery won't sign us without footage! Oh, one other piece of equipment...everybody gets an egg!

[Stewart]

I'll come, but no loin cloth. All natural baby.

[nell67]

Uhh Sarge,I would need a little more than a loincloth,unless I can make that feather work

[Jay]

I'm looking for volunteers to go with me to the South Pole. You get nothing but a loin cloth and a feather. No whale fat, we don't want you to "blubber". Any takers? C'mon, we can do this, we're as good as Grylls & Stroud, right?

Sarge, I have a hard time trying to figure out why you need the feather!! I'm almost afraid to ask.

[Rick]

Jay! I can't believe you asked that! I don't want to hear the answer.

It's the old joke about the guy that decided to homestead and moved to the back country. He had been there about a month when a big guy knocked on the door.

"I'm your neighbor. Live 10 miles that way," he said. "Having a party Friday night. Like for you to come over."

"Sure."

"Gonna be some drinkin'."

"That's okay. I don't mind that."

"Gonna be some fightin'."

"Don't mind that, either."

"Gonna be some wild sex."

"Well, I've been out here a month. Sounds good. What times the party?"

"Anytime you want to show up. Just be the two of us."

[Proud American]

WHAT THE.....WHO THE......RUN FOR IT HOMESTEAD MAN RUN RUN! O BTW Sarge if those are your plans im not goin!

[trax]

and who's trading? I'll trade my loincloth and egg for a couple of extra feathers I have plans No...I'm not telling what they are

[Sarge47]

Sarge, I have a hard time trying to figure out why you need the feather!! I'm almost afraid to ask.

You mean to tell me you don't know? Rick, did you have a good time? Trax, no need to trade, I've got plenty of feathers, they're Turkey feathers, will that work?

[trax]

Trax, no need to trade, I've got plenty of feathers, they're Turkey feathers, will that work?

that's great but I really have no need for the loincloth so......(told you I have plans!!) Turkey feathers will be just fine

[Rick]

I'm sending out a penguin alert. They don't need to see this. It's gonna be just ugly.

[trax]

I'm sending out a penguin alert. They don't need to see this. It's gonna be just ugly.

Well sir, I think that's a bit forward of you and the penguins should make their own determination on what is or is not ugly. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to practicing my penguin calls...all part of the plan.

[Rick]

Penquin calls? They have phones?

Hello?

Yeah. You gotta Sir Walter Raleigh in a can?

Who is this? Stop callin' here you little...Hello?

[trax]

they get a lot of telemarketers from formal wear companies....

[Rick]

Oh, man. I laughed out loud. That was pretty good.

[trax]

...and party planners. dick clark calls to let them know he's available for New Year's that sort of thing.....

[nell67]

and who's trading? I'll trade my loincloth and egg for a couple of extra feathers I have plans No...I'm not telling what they are

I'm in,wondering about those feathers though