How much food.....Short rations...How long could you last.

**doug1980** · 07-29-2009, 02:36 PM

Well sadly not very long. We only shop for a week at a time. Basically we, well my wife, plans a meal for every day of the week and buys only the items to make those meals along with other basic items we use regularly. We still spend over $100 each week on groceries. I think out of the three of us, our dog would last the longest since he always has at least 40lbs of food.

**2dumb2kwit** · 07-29-2009, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by doug1980

Well sadly not very long. We only shop for a week at a time. Basically we, well my wife, plans a meal for every day of the week and buys only the items to make those meals along with other basic items we use regularly. We still spend over $100 each week on groceries. I think out of the three of us, our dog would last the longest since he always has at least 40lbs of food.

LOL, I think my dog could out last me and the other half, on his treats alone.

**Ken** · 07-29-2009, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Until you start eating squirrels!

Quote:
The New York Times
July 25, 2009

Squirrel Meat Linked
To Erectile Dysfunction

By Tess T. Osterony
__________________

Just another reason not to harm the furry little fellas, ain't it?

**crashdive123** · 07-29-2009, 03:15 PM

I understand that feeding them from you window can have the same affect.

**Ken** · 07-29-2009, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by crashdive123

I understand that feeding them from you window can have the same affect.

WRONG!

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Say Ken.....you know where we can get them some testosterone?LOL

Well, I do in fact. I produce more than the average 10 men need.

**pocomoonskyeyes** · 07-29-2009, 03:39 PM

What kind of Lab do you have set up and where do you get the materials?

**Sourdough** · 07-29-2009, 03:44 PM

[QUOTE=Ken;138617]Quote:

Squirrel Meat Linked
To Erectile Dysfunction

Has something to do with the NUTS.............

**Ken** · 07-29-2009, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by pocomoonskyeyes

What kind of Lab do you have set up and where do you get the materials?

*shakes head sadly and in sympathy for those less fortunate "average" men*

Poco, my friend, if I explained it, you would never feel good about yourself again.

**Ken** · 07-29-2009, 03:50 PM

[quote=hope;138626]

Originally Posted by Ken

Quote:

Squirrel Meat Linked
To Erectile Dysfunction

Has something to do with the NUTS.............

Hope, did you see the entire New York Times article?

**Rick** · 07-29-2009, 03:55 PM

Hey, Hope! How long can you last if they nailed the cabin door shut?

**2dumb2kwit** · 07-29-2009, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by Rick

Hey, Hope! How long can you last if they nailed the cabin door shut?

He....oh wait......you said cabin door.

**2dumb2kwit** · 07-29-2009, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by pocomoonskyeyes

What kind of Lab do you have set up and where do you get the materials?

Hahaha....get him!

**2dumb2kwit** · 07-29-2009, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by pocomoonskyeyes

What kind of Lab do you have set up and where do you get the materials?

Ya know......maybe that's why he has to move out of "the old house".

**oldsoldier** · 07-29-2009, 04:55 PM

If I have my jeep in the garage. 2 weeks there.. Garage storage... 9-10 weeks... house...5-6 weeks eating normal 3 meals a day.16-18 weeks total.

**Rick** · 07-29-2009, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by Old Soldier

If I have my jeep in the garage. 2 weeks there.. Garage storage... 9-10 weeks... house...5-6 weeks eating normal 3 meals a day.16-18 weeks total.

Of course, if he happens to stop by with the trunk then he'll have 25,000 Honey Buns, 14,500 Danish (the desert not the people), 500,000 Twinkies. What can I say? He has good taste.

**Ken** · 07-29-2009, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by Rick

Of course, if he happens to stop by with the trunk then he'll have 25,000 Honey Buns, 14,500 Danish (the desert not the people), 500,000 Twinkies. What can I say? He has good taste.

An obvious "suck-up" in advance of the Jamboree.

**2dumb2kwit** · 07-29-2009, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by Ken

An obvious "suck-up" in advance of the Jamboree.

Sucking up doesn't do any good, around here.

I called you a good lawyer, and was ready to send you a "big retainer", and you still threw me under the bus!

LOL

**Ken** · 07-29-2009, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Sucking up doesn't do any good, around here.

I called you a good lawyer, and was ready to send you a "big retainer", and you still threw me under the bus!

LOL

Watch what happens when I receive a big retainer.

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