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    Default Hopeak FAN CLUB

    Since Ken has already taken on the responsibilities of promoting Hopeak for president in 2012, I feel I must take on the burden, errrrrrrrr priviledge, of starting up the fan club.


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    He has kinda' hinted around that he'd like his own fan club ...........
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    Hopeak Fan Club
    Membership Application

    Your First Name: ______________________

    Your Member Name: ______________________

    How many single women do you know? ________________

    Are they wealthy? ______________________

    Are they willing to relocate? _______________

    With their money? ______________________

    Do they tend geese? ______________________

    Do they cook? ______________________

    Do they hunt? ______________________

    Field dress? ______________________

    Do they go fishing and clean fish? ________________

    Do they drive a D-8 dozer? ______________________

    Do they reload their own ammo? _______________

    Lyman Loader? ______________________

    If "yes" to one or more of these questions, please provide names, pictures, telephone numbers, and e-mail addresses for each of these women. Attach as many sheets and photos as necessary.

    Your membership application may or may not be processed some day in the future. We'll see.

    Oh, yeah. Please send your $100.00 application fee (cash only - no stamps) to Ken.

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    Gee, Hopeak, if only Sarah Palin was single...........
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    I just sent in my application, WITH the application fee. (The application fee arrived a few minutes ago............)

    C'mon everyone, get in line and apply!!!!
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    You might want to add:

    Do they use Outhouses?_____________
    Does the Outhouse need a Door?___________
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    Quote Originally Posted by RangerXanatos View Post
    You might want to add:

    Do they use Outhouses?_____________
    Does the Outhouse need a Door?___________
    Good thought. I'll run it by Hopeak. Will you be sending in your application and APPLICATION FEE today?
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    I would, but the mail doesn't run on Sundays.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RangerXanatos View Post
    I would, but the mail doesn't run on Sundays.
    Well, it doesn't get DELIVERED on Sundays. Run to any Postal Service mail box - they'll collect it today, for delivery this week!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Gee, Hopeak, if only Sarah Palin was single...........
    If only I were single lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountain mama View Post
    If only I were single lol
    If only I were a female!
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    That outhouse is going to get mighty crowded!!

    Is that a one holer or a two holer, Hopeak? We might even have to convert it to a voting booth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge47 View Post
    If only I were a female!
    Rick, where's that pic of Sarge in a skirt again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountain mama View Post
    Rick, where's that pic of Sarge in a skirt again?
    Please MM,don't get Rick started with the pictures again....he gets WAY to carried away!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nell67 View Post
    Please MM,don't get Rick started with the pictures again....he gets WAY to carried away!
    Fortunately, he doesn't appear to be the only one lol

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    At least this one is fully clothed.
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    Gawd,you guys are on a roll tonight,what's the matter,the weekend too long for you????
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashdive123 View Post
    After a tough day of driving the bus....

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    Can you BELIEVE that? Sarge is wearing FOUR DIFFERENT SHADES OF BLACK!

    Someone call the fashion police ...............
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