Hopeak FAN CLUB

[mountain mama]

Since Ken has already taken on the responsibilities of promoting Hopeak for president in 2012, I feel I must take on the burden, errrrrrrrr priviledge, of starting up the fan club.

[Ken]

He has kinda' hinted around that he'd like his own fan club ...........

[Ken]

Hopeak Fan Club
Membership Application

Your First Name: ______________________

Your Member Name: ______________________

How many single women do you know? ________________

Are they wealthy? ______________________

Are they willing to relocate? _______________

With their money? ______________________

Do they tend geese? ______________________

Do they cook? ______________________

Do they hunt? ______________________

Field dress? ______________________

Do they go fishing and clean fish? ________________

Do they drive a D-8 dozer? ______________________

Do they reload their own ammo? _______________

Lyman Loader? ______________________

If "yes" to one or more of these questions, please provide names, pictures, telephone numbers, and e-mail addresses for each of these women. Attach as many sheets and photos as necessary.

Your membership application may or may not be processed some day in the future. We'll see.

Oh, yeah. Please send your $100.00 application fee (cash only - no stamps) to Ken.

[Ken]

Gee, Hopeak, if only Sarah Palin was single...........

[Ken]

I just sent in my application, WITH the application fee. (The application fee arrived a few minutes ago............)

C'mon everyone, get in line and apply!!!!

[RangerXanatos]

You might want to add:

Do they use Outhouses?_____________
Does the Outhouse need a Door?___________

[Ken]

You might want to add:

Do they use Outhouses?_____________
Does the Outhouse need a Door?___________

Good thought. I'll run it by Hopeak. Will you be sending in your application and APPLICATION FEE today?

[RangerXanatos]

I would, but the mail doesn't run on Sundays.

[Ken]

I would, but the mail doesn't run on Sundays.

Well, it doesn't get DELIVERED on Sundays. Run to any Postal Service mail box - they'll collect it today, for delivery this week!

[mountain mama]

Gee, Hopeak, if only Sarah Palin was single...........

If only I were single lol

[Sarge47]

If only I were single lol

If only I were a female!

[Rick]

That outhouse is going to get mighty crowded!!

Is that a one holer or a two holer, Hopeak? We might even have to convert it to a voting booth.

[mountain mama]

If only I were a female!

Rick, where's that pic of Sarge in a skirt again?

[nell67]

Rick, where's that pic of Sarge in a skirt again?

Please MM,don't get Rick started with the pictures again....he gets WAY to carried away!

[crashdive123]

After a tough day of driving the bus....

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[mountain mama]

Please MM,don't get Rick started with the pictures again....he gets WAY to carried away!

Fortunately, he doesn't appear to be the only one lol

[crashdive123]

At least this one is fully clothed.

[nell67]

Gawd,you guys are on a roll tonight,what's the matter,the weekend too long for you????

[crashdive123]

Severe thunder storms...makes the mind wander and the fingers roam the keyboard.

[Ken]

After a tough day of driving the bus....

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Can you BELIEVE that? Sarge is wearing FOUR DIFFERENT SHADES OF BLACK!

Someone call the fashion police ...............