Since Ken has already taken on the responsibilities of promoting Hopeak for president in 2012, I feel I must take on the burden, errrrrrrrr priviledge, of starting up the fan club.
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Since Ken has already taken on the responsibilities of promoting Hopeak for president in 2012, I feel I must take on the burden, errrrrrrrr priviledge, of starting up the fan club.
He has kinda' hinted around that he'd like his own fan club ........... :innocent:
Hopeak Fan Club
Membership Application
Your First Name: ______________________
Your Member Name: ______________________
How many single women do you know? ________________
Are they wealthy? ______________________
Are they willing to relocate? _______________
With their money? ______________________
Do they tend geese? ______________________
Do they cook? ______________________
Do they hunt? ______________________
Field dress? ______________________
Do they go fishing and clean fish? ________________
Do they drive a D-8 dozer? ______________________
Do they reload their own ammo? _______________
Lyman Loader? ______________________
If "yes" to one or more of these questions, please provide names, pictures, telephone numbers, and e-mail addresses for each of these women. Attach as many sheets and photos as necessary.
Your membership application may or may not be processed some day in the future. We'll see.
Oh, yeah. Please send your $100.00 application fee (cash only - no stamps) to Ken.
Gee, Hopeak, if only Sarah Palin was single........... :innocent:
I just sent in my application, WITH the application fee. (The application fee arrived a few minutes ago............)
C'mon everyone, get in line and apply!!!!
You might want to add:
Do they use Outhouses?_____________
Does the Outhouse need a Door?___________
Good thought. I'll run it by Hopeak. Will you be sending in your application and APPLICATION FEE today?Quote:
Originally Posted by RangerXanatos
I would, but the mail doesn't run on Sundays. :rolleyes:
Well, it doesn't get DELIVERED on Sundays. Run to any Postal Service mail box - they'll collect it today, for delivery this week!Quote:
Originally Posted by RangerXanatos
If only I were single lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Ken
If only I were a female!:online2long::blushing::sneaky2::innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by mountain mama
That outhouse is going to get mighty crowded!!
Is that a one holer or a two holer, Hopeak? We might even have to convert it to a voting booth.
Rick, where's that pic of Sarge in a skirt again?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarge47
Please MM,don't get Rick started with the pictures again....he gets WAY to carried away!Quote:
Originally Posted by mountain mama
After a tough day of driving the bus....
http://www.bbc.co.uk/gloucestershire...y4_257x300.jpg
Fortunately, he doesn't appear to be the only one lolQuote:
Originally Posted by nell67
At least this one is fully clothed.
Gawd,you guys are on a roll tonight,what's the matter,the weekend too long for you????
Severe thunder storms...makes the mind wander and the fingers roam the keyboard.
Can you BELIEVE that? Sarge is wearing FOUR DIFFERENT SHADES OF BLACK!Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
Someone call the fashion police ...............
Ok, anybody that knows me can tell that that's not me! 1st that guy is a lot younger & 2nd I don't do heels....really...honest!:blushing:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
Well.....that was an older picture. This one is a little more recent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarge47
http://www.gamerevolution.com/images.../man_dress.jpg
Down, Jason, down!
I never knew there could be sooooo many levels of wrong. (shaking head)
I'd like to see anyone SURVIVE THAT!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
A really precious pink flowery hat - $7.89
A size 5XL pink tutu - $43.76
Having your dad wear that stuff on the internet - Worth just about anything to prevent it!
Don't laugh. I would bet if you drank a tad that would beat out the usual "holler hogs" you would fight over.
Doesn't that look like Rick?:innocent::sneaky2::cool2:Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
Careful now, Rick. There's more than one Rick on here.
..you're the only one with facial hair!:innocent::sneaky2::cool2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
Have you looked at your avatar lately? Hmmmm?
Somebody find that pic of Rick wearing the "GI Joe" T-shirt! Let's look at that resemblance & see!:innocent::sneaky2::cool2:
I've got one of me wearing a thong. Is that it?
Don't even go there Rick...ggrrrrrr!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
Oh wait. Here it is. Scroll down if you want to se it.
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Now that's just wrong......you wanting to see that picture again and all.
!@*!???**!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
my thoughts exactlyQuote:
Originally Posted by Jay
AAHHHHH please no more pictures!!! :sad:
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