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Rebel, what the he// are you talking about.
No no, now that you've explained it, I'm in.
rebel,of course you win,you opened the game in the middle of the night when only a few members are online and then closed it before everyone got a chance to see it,you can't win by the way,Rick,Sarge and Coot didn't judge it yet,per your rules.
Winning a one man competition is kind of like winning the Gong Show. It may make you feel good for a spell, but you're sure not gonna tell your friends about it.
How'd I do?:D
I'll vote for that,but according to the rules set forth by rebel,my vote doesn't count:(
hmm seems vagely familar something about mopeds( i'll be politcally polite here cuz i know one member here that rides one)Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
It is truly an honor to bring wisdom in a clear precise way that everyone can understand. I CAN be bribed, not cheap but reasonable. I realize setting a goal that none can attain is lofty but as sure as someone comes close I will admit it. Good Luck and sorry Son, can't play favorites.
I'm honored to be judged an official judge. Perhaps the neatest thing since drop seat underwear.
My Eyes!!!!!
You are in serious need of a spirit talker......or wild turkey.
Probably both.
Now there's something I can drink to.
Kinda sounds like y'all want to be Dad when you grow up, lucky for him he already is.
Trax, from what I know of you're dad, I'd say being like him wouldn't be a bad thing.
I'm certain that he'll give that statement it's full and due consideration and consider it from every perspective that he possibly can before agreeing with you completely.Quote:
Originally Posted by chiye tanka
You know me well Son. Need I say more?
Now fellas, see with a ringing endorsement such as that, I'd say the winner of the 1st Annual Cootism Award is as clear as, why it's as clear as that first beautiful drop of shine that hangs tenaciously off the end of the worm on your still, a-gleaming in the sunshine, before dropping gently into the crock with the tiniest of splashes...promising great things to come. That's just how clear that is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ole WV Coot
sorry folks need to speak slower around me i left my book on translations at home and we all no i don't know nothin unless i read it or allan teaches me it
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Originally Posted by trax
That is just sheer poetry. Kinda brings a tear to my eye. You've done me proud and I am glad you waited to show your profound wisdom and way with words. I am just at a loss for words of praise it warms an ole man's heart.:):):):)
Thanks Pop, I know it doesn't warm yer heart the way a few drops of that good ol' shine I was talking about would, but still, one does what one can....
Jeepers, I think we have a winner. I mean, who am I to judge when the very inventor of Cootisms does the judging.
To build a house you have to pound a few nails
To break a horse you have to get on his back
To skin a deer you have to kill it first
To sound like Coot you have live like Coot
popping a cork or three also helps.
not to nit pic butQuote:
Originally Posted by klkak
depends on the type of house
to gentle a horse you just have to earn its trust
unless its road kill
that i'll agree on
I detect a wee touch of jealousy in this post. I can't argue with TRAX, he learned from a master. Listen, but remember you can't hear unless you keep your trap shut. I must admit you DO have potential but you have far to go youngster. This is the end of your FREE advice. I have far to go, naps to take, young ladies to impress and a winter's supply of 'shine to make. Many attempt to gain my wisdom, only one has almost grasped the correct attitude and his wisdom ain't cheap. I would thank you for your compliment, but my position in life forbids it.:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by wareagle69
I didn't say it to instruct someone on horsemanship, building a house or skinning a deer. They are very old sayings.Quote:
Originally Posted by wareagle69
Other examples:
You have to crawl before you can walk
To have a friend you have to be a friend
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
If you can't hit your mark then move closer to the target
Or my Dad might say:Quote:
Originally Posted by klkak
You have to crawl if you roll off yer barstool after those 18 tequila shooters
A bird in the hand is worth keeping some paper towel handy
se i miss things like this sometimes, i remember a day amny moons ago these two old cowboys were leaning on the fence and talking about a horse in the corral when ol footer says to wayne that mare is wild as a march hare, didn't get it so sitting around the dinner table that night i asked the ramrod what that meant, there was alot of coffee and beans to clean up as several cowboys broke out in laughter, but thats ok now i see what ya meant, thats why i hain't a competin in this here competition
Aristotle once said a man has two ears and one tongue that he might listen twice as much as he speaks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Coot
Coot....Aristotle....Yeah, we're talking classics, here. Near genius.
Aristotle said that? Son of a gun, I didn't even know Aristotle spoke English, he was a pretty smart fella, alright.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
Almost as smart as Coot. Almost.
Oooooooo Yea!
A trophy? How bout something we can sink our teeth (or tooth as it may be) into.
AAaaaaaa, Angus ribeye, slow grilled over an open fire.:D
Wait a minute. This gig is fixed. The only one qualified to judge is Coot and Lord knows he doesn't (trax) have any (trax) favorites (trax) on here (trax).
Kind of like being asked to pick your sister out of the police line-up. Just ain't right.
Actually I was asked to do that once and I told the officer I couldn't tell, so I'd have to go into the lineup room and give 'em all a kiss....Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
Now that right there is just kinky. Kissin' your own sister? Well, if she was real good lookin', okay.
Let me tell ya' brother, some of them girls that wind up in a police lineup can put a serious liplock on a fella, it wasn't a pretty sight:D
Trax that is just plain gross....yak yak yak........puuuukkkkkeeeee:eek:
Hold on a second there mister.......have you seen pics of sis?