Rick.....I think you need to build us one of these, down at the F.A.R.T.'s headquarters.
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Rick.....I think you need to build us one of these, down at the F.A.R.T.'s headquarters.
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Now that is Red Neck Engineering at it's finest.
Me likey...
impressive!
LOL Thanks for the laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I actually had one of those all drawn up. I was going to use the paddle wheels on the F.A.R.T. boat but sadly, someone, who's name I won't mention (Pal) lost the boat. It turned out okay, however, because I've lost the plans.
Can't trust you lot with anything.... this is how it's done.
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Well, now, as we all know a UK gallon is bigger than a US gallon, and then the the density of the pig and rotational direction have to be factored in ...and if 2dumb is driving, well that makes a whole lot of difference as he's a race driver and you get a faster rotation than if say, Rick were driving, who drives a steady 3 1/2 MPH. Sooooooo.
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Dang, I always forget about that Imperial conversion factor. Then again, I never got the pounds shilling thing sorted out either.
In any event, BBQing something smaller for Memorial Day (done pig once, don't want to do it again unless you loan out the Deere). While thinking about our own service people, here's thinking about yours. My father was a bridge officer on a battlewagon in WWII and once told me that the British and Australian guys he saw were top notch all the way.
Sadly, no shillings since we decimalised in 1971, it's just pennies and pounds.
Ok... a quid is a pound. so fifty quid = fifty pounds. Or in JC parlance..50,000 quid is A LOT!:D
I guess it is like our dollar=buck.
Jeremy cracks me up. I love how his tool box has this one drawer just for him, and all that is inside are hammers.
Just so we F.A.R.T.s have our story straight...if anyone from Geico stops by asking about Maxwell you haven't seen him. Ixnay axwellMa. In other news...the F.A.R.T.s will be holding their annual June pig roast this 4th of July. Anyone know where we put the charcoal? D@#$# it, grab that pig. Maxwell!!!!!
Not sure about the charcoal, but I think the matches were in the boat.
What kind of wilderness guys are you if you can't start a fire without matches.
Where's my zippo....?
At our age rarely anything matches. The nice thing about that is the one red and one blue sock I have own match a similar set in the drawer. It's kinda like a twofer.
He should be ready in fifteen minutes or less.
Who says nobody pays attention to commercials on T.V.?
I'll bet I can reduce him by 15% in 15 minutes.
Y'all gonna have to wait in line behind the yoga class.....They want bacon first....LOL
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