I'm looking for volunteers to go with me to the South Pole. You get nothing but a loin cloth and a feather. No whale fat, we don't want you to "blubber". Any takers?:rolleyes: C'mon, we can do this, we're as good as Grylls & Stroud, right?:confused:
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I'm looking for volunteers to go with me to the South Pole. You get nothing but a loin cloth and a feather. No whale fat, we don't want you to "blubber". Any takers?:rolleyes: C'mon, we can do this, we're as good as Grylls & Stroud, right?:confused:
i dont think youre going to get many volunteers if you are in a loincloth :p
It's going to take days to get that picture out of my head. My eyes are even burning.
LOL Sarge lets do it! Dont forget the webcam so people can see us become iceblocks. The feather sarge thats a litle to much i dont think your getting the true survival experience! Bear Gryls never took one so we dont need one!We can laughf at the penguins and hunt Polar Bears with are frozen feathers!
How could I forget the Web-Cam? Discovery won't sign us without footage! Oh, one other piece of equipment...everybody gets an egg!:rolleyes:
I'll come, but no loin cloth. All natural baby. ;)
Uhh Sarge,I would need a little more than a loincloth,unless I can make that feather work:confused:
Sarge, I have a hard time trying to figure out why you need the feather!! I'm almost afraid to ask.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarge47
Jay! I can't believe you asked that! I don't want to hear the answer.
It's the old joke about the guy that decided to homestead and moved to the back country. He had been there about a month when a big guy knocked on the door.
"I'm your neighbor. Live 10 miles that way," he said. "Having a party Friday night. Like for you to come over."
"Sure."
"Gonna be some drinkin'."
"That's okay. I don't mind that."
"Gonna be some fightin'."
"Don't mind that, either."
"Gonna be some wild sex."
"Well, I've been out here a month. Sounds good. What times the party?"
"Anytime you want to show up. Just be the two of us." :eek:
WHAT THE.....WHO THE......RUN FOR IT HOMESTEAD MAN RUN RUN! O BTW Sarge if those are your plans im not goin!
and who's trading? I'll trade my loincloth and egg for a couple of extra feathers :D I have plans :D No...I'm not telling what they are :eek:
You mean to tell me you don't know?:rolleyes: Rick, did you have a good time? :eek: Trax, no need to trade, I've got plenty of feathers, they're Turkey feathers, will that work?:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Jay
that's great but I really have no need for the loincloth so......(told you I have plans!!) :eek: Turkey feathers will be just fine :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarge47
I'm sending out a penguin alert. They don't need to see this. It's gonna be just ugly.
Well sir, I think that's a bit forward of you and the penguins should make their own determination on what is or is not ugly. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to practicing my penguin calls...all part of the plan.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
Penquin calls? They have phones?
Hello?
Yeah. You gotta Sir Walter Raleigh in a can?
Who is this? Stop callin' here you little...Hello?
they get a lot of telemarketers from formal wear companies....
Oh, man. I laughed out loud. That was pretty good.
...and party planners. dick clark calls to let them know he's available for New Year's that sort of thing.....
I'm in,wondering about those feathers though:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by trax
"tickle tickle tickle":D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by nell67
AAAHHHH!!!!!LMAOOOOOOOOOO!Quote:
Originally Posted by trax
I'm sure that by now you've all guessed.....
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>I plan on acquiring a tuxedo while I'm down there, hence no need for the loin cloth
>what? did you guess something else? with enough turkey feathers I can sneak right up on the penguin flock....heheheheheh
Yea, right. They're pretty tough!
http://bosses.epost.googlepages.com/icebear.jpg
The feather is a safety feature. If there's a hungry Polar Bear around you camoflage yourself to look like a Turkey. Oh, wait a minute, wouldn't the Polar Bear eat a Turkey? :eek: Crap! Back to the drawing board! I really did want to see Trax in a loin-cloth. Maybe get him into professional Wrestling.:rolleyes:
Rick were you get all those pics you always have them and there always so great...........Im jealous!
Just do a Google search on your topic then click on "Images" on the top bar.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarge47
Kinda think that I'd be the guy getting thrown through the table by the big mean guy from parts unknown there Sarge. WE and Beo would have to use what's left of the table to cart off whatever's left of me...bad idea, that definitely ain't surviving in my books. Now....disguising myself in turkey feathers and tackling an unsuspecting penguin for his tuxedo....I'm pretty sure I can take him.
I used to have that pic of the penguin with the cymbals behind the polar bear as my desktop. Haven't seen it in a while. It's a goodun.
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