Rick, as is the case with temperature, dumbness is measured in degrees. The term "2dumb" suggests the equivalent of approximately 1/10th. of a degree above absolute zero. :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
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Rick, as is the case with temperature, dumbness is measured in degrees. The term "2dumb" suggests the equivalent of approximately 1/10th. of a degree above absolute zero. :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
Hey Ken...you've been on for a while, today. Did you finally figure out that if you drill a hole in the bottom of a chair, that your suction cup won't hold you there????:clap:
...or did you not figure that out, and you're just stuck.:innocent:
2dumb:
1. Find some traffic.
2. Go play in it. :sneaky2:
If I wanted to, I could.....'cuz, you see, my butt isn't suction cupped to a chair!!!!!! LOL:clap:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
Oh, Oh, Oh....you could get a list of Kens list's , and read them at bedtime.:innocent:
All this talk about Mercury.....Ken, we haven't forgotten that you are having trouble with Uranus, we're just starting a little closer to home.:innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by trax
(That, and we really don't want to think about Uranus.)
2dumb, you idiot, :sneaky2: the only problem I have with "Myanus" is caused by you being a pain in the @ss. Other than for you, the problem I suffer from is a lot further up than that.Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
What about that suction cup they made, when they took your head out of your arse???:sneaky2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
2dumb, that was YOUR HEAD that they removed. Now that you're gone, how come you're STILL a pain in the @ss? :sneaky2:Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."
It's a noun, 2dumb, not a verb.
You think Heinz Ketchup is SPICY.
It is. Once you add some horseradish, black pepper, diced habanero, and lemon juice. That's when we call it "cocktail sauce."
You have no problem pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.
I don't, but that's 'cause there's a city about an hour away named "Worcester." Can you pronounce the word "sauce" correctly, 2dumb?
For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits.
I hate potatoes au gratin. I had grits for breakfast - minus the usual cheese - with my eggs this morning. So there.
You don't even know what a Moon Pie is.
I love the dang things with a tall glass of ice cold milk. It's just that you can't often find 'em up this way.
You've never had grain alcohol.
Yes, I have. The best stuff (other than some of our local variety) came from West Virginia and Kentucky. Betcha' you've never had Portuguese grain alcohol. I only have about two gallons (various types) left in stock.
You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
I eat fried chicken with a roll of paper towels sitting nearby. Napkins just don't survive the mess they make when you eat 'em with your hands - like God wants us to do.
You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips.
2dumb, I live in a rural area with more chickens and cows than you've ever seen. The "Rhode Island Red" was first bred about a mile from my livingroom.
You have no idea what a polecat is.
It's the one on the right. http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...ine=1251850495
Whenever someone tells an off-color joke about farm animals, it goes over your head.
Whenever someone tells an off color joke about farm animals, I know they're talking about you.
You see nothing wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.
Actually, you have that mixed up. I see nothing wrong with putting a poodle on a sweater.
http://www.shessavvy.com/store/inclu....jpg&Width=350
Soooooo....you're a yankee, but you're not very good, at it. LOL:blushing:
BTW, that was a copy and paste...I didn't write it.
Speaking of which....now that you have that void, when you go outside in the wind, does your butt whistle?:innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
Now that right there is funny. Cruel, but funny.
Sorry, buddy, you're still off on the anatomics involved. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
Nope...what I'm talking about, has nothing to do with your illness.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
That is the part that you're not getting.:innocent: LOL
Actually....Scott Brown getting elected makes me think that a lot of people up your way, have gotten their heads out of their arses! LOL:smash:
BTW......did you actually write "analtomics"??? HaHaHa!!!:blushing:
You are preachin' to the choir, 2dumb. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
Fantasy time again, 2dumb? "A friend?" Must be an imaginary one. :sneaky2:Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
(I just couldn't resist!)
Mind ur own bidness, Ken....If I was talking about you, I'da said I was just pickin' on a @%^#$&!:innocent: LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Ken
Probably, Klkak. We all know that deep down inside that 2dumb is nuthin' but a WIMP! :sneaky2:Quote:
Originally Posted by klkak