Here's a rumor we can start. They had to give him plasma in the hospital and they used the white cells from pigs blood.
This is sure to be on Snopes in a couple of weeks. (teehee)
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Here's a rumor we can start. They had to give him plasma in the hospital and they used the white cells from pigs blood.
This is sure to be on Snopes in a couple of weeks. (teehee)
I for one was almost brought to tears by Crashes speech. Now I am sure that I am affiliated with the best d**n forum in the universe. Thanks to all moderators for being who you are
Can a ferris wheel go fast enough, to make him go thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump.....:innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
God Bless America!
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No, but if we hang him under the roller coaster.......Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
You could always use a rope made from pig intestines. Just sayin'. :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
We could tie him behind the car. If he can keep up then we'll set him free. Ft. Hood to the Nation's Capital should be about right.
Here's a little dish I like to call Death by Bacon.
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If he ate that, he'd probably try to convert.......... :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
Or just feed 2dumb a large pot of PORK & beans and lock Hasan in a small room with him.......... :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
I've lived a good long life. Where can I find that?
Oh, wait....while he's still doped up, can we get all the doctors and nurses to wear these? LOL:sneaky2:
Which one? Death by Bacon or 2dumb farts? :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
Again. You made me do it again. I hate you. :sneaky2:Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
Or ---- after he comes around and looks in the mirror - Honest - the plastic surgeons did everything they could to put you back together again.
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Where on earth did you get that picture of my ex-wife?Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
You should see the pictures he has, of your girlfriend! :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
I'll be showing her your post in a few minutes. May I suggest you hide here?Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
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Blasphemy....we can't waste all that delicious pork on him.
Well then I like 2D's idea about when he wakes up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9dwKQ6xyIs