The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

If Ken got his P.O.S. Ford up to the speed of sound, and then got scared, could he hear himself screaming like a little girl?

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Crash, you're slipping. Did you miss this post?

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

You're sharper than a lawyer I know! LOL

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Crash? This one, too.

Got em. Thanks for keeping an eye on things.

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/i...%20Fun/Eye.gif

:whistling::whistling::whistling:

Have you tried removing you tin-foil lined red pointy hat?

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Have you tried removing you tin-foil lined red pointy hat?

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You know that Crash is going to move that post, right? Are you trying to waste his time? I think he should BAN YOU, YOU MORON!

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Originally Posted by Ken

You know that Crash is going to move that post, right? Are you trying to waste his time? I think he should BAN YOU, YOU MORON!

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Moron? I'm not the one having trouble posting.

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Something to wake up to.

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Forget the bacon. I'd rather wake up next to the pig than be that alarm clock and wake up next to you, 2Dumb.

There. I'm happy now. Feel free to move my post to the other thread now, Crash.

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

Ken, you've been nominated to give 2D away at his upcoming wedding. And don't leave any bread crumbs (or bacon bits, in 2D's case) behind you.

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Give him away? I've gotta' pay his fiancée millions to take him. :yes:

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Originally Posted by Ken

Forget the bacon. I'd rather wake up next to the pig than be that alarm clock and wake up next to you, 2Dumb.

There. I'm happy now. Feel free to move my post to the other thread now, Crash.

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Careful....it appears that waking up next to a pig too many times, makes you mad enough to sell their golf clubs. Hahaha.

Nice. :sneaky2: You name a thread ":cool: Finally...!" and I get all excited because I think that 2Dumb got BANNED. And then I read about your lousy bullets.

Please don't do anything like that again.

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Originally Posted by Rick

Folks....let's leave politics out of it and refrain from name calling.

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I'm okay with the politics part, but are you saying :sneaky2: that I can't call 2Dumb a MORON? :confused1: If THAT'S what you mean, I'll go and join a basket weaving forum. :crying:

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"I Don't Want to Have this Conversation."

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Who among us has ever talked to Ken and NOT thought that?
(Snicker, snicker)

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Who among us has ever talked to Ken and NOT thought that?
(Snicker, snicker)

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Let me get this straight..... You got MARRIED yesterday. It's 3:30 am on the morning after your wedding, and WHERE ARE YOU? POSTING IN THE FORUMS?????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :lol:

Just because I'm not union, doesn't mean that I don't get to take a break every now and then. LOL

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Just because I'm not union, doesn't mean that I don't get to take a break every now and then. LOL

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Got thrown out of the bedroom already, huh?

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She's thinking...15yrs together and I might as well make it official...get half of his $hit when the time comes. The ammo alone would be worth it. :yes:

Not to mention the bacon stash.

The Official 2Dumb & Mrs. 2Dumb Wedding Photo

http://brocrastinator.com/wp-content...fe-300x225.jpg

Attachment 9163 This is from the early years. 2D upgraded from a parrot to a mule.

So.... 2dumb's been on his Honeymoon since last weekend. :fisticuffs: I sure hope they're having a great time! :clap:

On another note, has anyone noticed that the average I.Q. on the Forums seems to have jumped about 20 points in the last few days? :smartass: I wonder why..... :confused1: Do you have any thoughts on the subject, Crash?

Me? No, not really.:winkiss:

So I see Crash logging in, and the VERY NEXT thing I see is this:

crashdive123+

08:26 PM

Moderator Control Panel Login,

and I say to myself, DANG HE'S QUICK!

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Originally Posted by Ken

So.... 2dumb's been on his Honeymoon since last weekend. :fisticuffs: I sure hope they're having a great time! :clap:

On another note, has anyone noticed that the average I.Q. on the Forums seems to have jumped about 20 points in the last few days? :smartass: I wonder why..... :confused1: Do you have any thoughts on the subject, Crash?

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Hahaha.....It's because things are being compared to you, rather than me. I'm surprised that it only appears to be 20 points higher.

Well, heck....if you want to see a dumb arse lawyer getting his butt outwitted by a dumb redneck....

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...-VS-Ken-Thread

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Well, heck....if you want to see a dumb arse lawyer getting his butt outwitted by a dumb redneck.... DON'T LOOK HERE:

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...-VS-Ken-Thread

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Drank a bit too much at your wedding, didn't you 2dumb?

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Originally Posted by Ken

Drank a bit too much at your wedding, didn't you 2dumb?

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Still delusional, aren't you....Dopey?:whistling:

(You see, Rick....this is even funnier, 'cuz it could be
1. Aren't you Dopey?
or
2. Aren't you, Dopey?)
Snicker, snicker.......I crack myself up.

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Still delusional, aren't you....Dopey?:whistling:

(You see, Rick....this is even funnier, 'cuz it could be
1. Aren't you Dopey?
or
2. Aren't you, Dopey?)
Snicker, snicker.......I crack myself up.

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or
3. Aren't you....(signed) Dopey

Here, 2dumb. Buy one of these and study hard.


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Originally Posted by George Harkenrider

Well dang I feel stupid....

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Don't. That's 2dumb's job. :whistling:

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Originally Posted by Ken

Why Didn't I Think of This? :brickwall:

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Because you're a moron?

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Because you're a moron?

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Did YOU think of it, you dimwitted mule?

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

2D has URANUS covered, so there!

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He's one of them dingleberries, ain't he?

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Tell the truth.....you just want to meet the three breasted midget hooker, from that Schwarzenegger movie.:whistling:

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:ban::ban::ban:

Cool! Now, can you make Ken disappear?:munchies:

Moron. MORON. M-O-R-O-N!!!!

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Originally Posted by welderguy

Ken Isnt that a HOT AIR BAG dummy?

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Technically speaking, yes. Yes it is!

Ken, you moron....do you ever clear out your inbox?

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

If you used the strands to fish, you might catch yourself a 2D. Is that what you really want?

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That won't happen. I saw 2Dumb walking down the street holding a sign.

Oh, there he is now! http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...KkfjDRI1SrbveE

I never expected to see the words, "Good thinking!" in any of your posts, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

I can't believe this thread is still going. This is fantastic. I'm making popcorn, and watching the show.

2dumb will never catch up with me. Here he is following me when I was riding my horse: :knight: