Why Didn't I Think of This?

[Ken]

All of you guys who want to squat on someone else's land and live for free better forget about THIS solar system. Why Didn't I Think of This?

For Sale: Acre Lots on Moon With Earth View, $19.99

"Planetary properties he has sold range in size from a single acre, on up to nation-sized parcels. The buyers of the biggest parcels, he claims, have included 1,800 corporations, including two leading U.S. hotel chains. "The very biggest property we've sold was 2.66 million acres. We sold that for $45,000. Today, that same parcel could run you $2.66 million."

http://gma.yahoo.com/lunar-lots-sale...ews-money.html

[BENESSE]

One can never underestimate a fool and his money.

[Davidlastink]

I have some kitty litter on Cassiopeia for sale if any one is interested.

[crashdive123]

I have some kitty litter on Cassiopeia for sale if any one is interested.

Ya big silly. You'd do better if it were in Kittyopeia.

[Rick]

Moon. Not moron. The subject is moon. Sheeeeeesh.

[Rick]

I'll calling dibs on Mars so ya'll just stand back and get out your check books. I get the rovers too. You can have your picture taken with one of them if you want.

[BENESSE]

2D has URANUS covered, so there!

[Sarge47]

Drat! I was going to call dibs on Mars but Rick beat me to it! Then I was going for Uranus, but 2D beat me to that one...Is Venus spoken for yet?...

[2dumb2kwit]

Drat! I was going to call dibs on Mars but Rick beat me to it! Then I was going for Uranus, but 2D beat me to that one...Is Venus spoken for yet?...

Careful.....I understand that Venus is the chicks planet. According to at least one book, that's where they're from.


By the way.....someone should tell Rick that Mars isn't a candybar.

[2dumb2kwit]

I'll calling dibs on Mars so ya'll just stand back and get out your check books. I get the rovers too. You can have your picture taken with one of them if you want.

Tell the truth.....you just want to meet the three breasted midget hooker, from that Schwarzenegger movie.

[Wildthang]

I already own the sun, so you guys behave or I'll turn out the lights and let you freeze

[BENESSE]

I already own the sun, so you guys behave or I'll turn out the lights and let you freeze

Now don't confuse owning the sun with someone blowing sunshine up your...
(Just looking out for you)

[Wildthang]

Now don't confuse owning the sun with someone blowing sunshine up your...
(Just looking out for you)

I would have swore that was " pounding sand " up your

[Sarge47]

Tell the truth.....you just want to meet the three breasted midget hooker, from that Schwarzenegger movie.

Also to tell the truth, the chick with the 3 mammary glands wasn't the midget. The movie was the 1st version of "Total Recall.......

[Sarge47]

Careful.....I understand that Venus is the chicks planet. According to at least one book, that's where they're from.

Now that's what I'm talking about!............

[2dumb2kwit]

Also to tell the truth, the chick with the 3 mammary glands wasn't the midget. The movie was the 1st version of "Total Recall.......

Dang.....Sarge sure knows his Martian hookers. Hahaha.

[Davidlastink]

Dang.....Sarge sure knows his Martian hookers. Hahaha.

o.O

I call dibs on all the space between planets. You will all have to pay tolls PM for the account to wire funds too!

[Ken]

o.O

I call dibs on all the space between planets. You will all have to pay tolls PM for the account to wire funds too!

Here we go again. Why Didn't I Think of This?

[Rick]

Psssst, Ken. He wants nothing. But don't tell him. We'll let him sit around wait for those PMs.

[hunter63]

I was given a star as a gift once.....in Orion...fool and their money...Also have a dead for one square foot of land in the Yukon, Shredded Wheat box when Sargent Preston of the Yukon was on TV is the '50's....around here some where.

I guess I better buy me some "moon".