In the event of Societal Upheaval (i.e., "Stuff" HTF) - the Feral Pet Problem

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Originally Posted by trax

with wanting that kind of neighbor, they keep asking me if I know what's happened to, let's see: Mr. Paws, Boots, Frisky, Tigger, Tiger, Fluffy, and the list goes on ad naseum. Why do they always suspect I know? :innocent:

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I was just being facetious.
Things got to be pretty slow when one starts shooting neighborhood cats with a pellet gun.

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

I was just being facetious.
Things got to be pretty slow when one starts shooting neighborhood cats with a pellet gun.

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Oh sure, and the next thing you find......

http://www.zannel.com/webservices/co...68x758-JPG.jpg

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

I was just being facetious.
Things got to be pretty slow when one starts shooting neighborhood cats with a pellet gun.

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We chase Grizzly Bears off our property and over to the neighbors. If your mad at your neighbor you don't call him........ you let it be a supprise......:)

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Originally Posted by Sourdough

We chase Grizzly Bears off our property and over to the neighbors. If your mad at your neighbor you don't call him........ you let it be a supprise......:)

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Well now, that's more like it!
Free entertainment, Alaska style.

I would not want to be a mouse in that room.

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Originally Posted by Rick

I would not want to be a mouse in that room.

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Or an asthmatic.

Or an asthmatic mouse.

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Originally Posted by Rick

I would not want to be a mouse in that room.

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I wouldnt want to be anywhere near that room if Klkak is in it...:)

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I kill every feral animal I see and as many neighbor hood cats I can get my pellet gun sights on.

"Here kitty kitty kitty..............BLAM!!! he he he,

Here kitty kitty kitty,

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Originally Posted by Rick

Or an asthmatic mouse.

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Or a quadriplegic asthmatic mouse.

Or a quadriplegic asthmatic mouse with gas.

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Originally Posted by Rick

Or a quadriplegic asthmatic mouse with gas.

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Or a quadriplegic asthmatic mouse with gas accompanied with vomiting and diarrhea.

Well that's just sick.

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Originally Posted by Rick

Well that's just sick.

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The mouse?

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Originally Posted by Rick

Well that's just sick.

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So is shooting neighborhood cats with a pellet gun:)

What cat in its right mind would pounce on a a quadriplegic asthmatic mouse with gas, diarrhea and vomiting? I mean, that mouse would be pretty safe.

"Get it, Killer."
"I ain't touching that thing. It's going at both ends."
"Where's Mikey?"

Klkak would need a machine bun pellet gun with that many cats.

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Originally Posted by Rick

What cat in its right mind would pounce on a a quadriplegic asthmatic mouse with gas, diarrhea and vomiting? I mean, that mouse would be pretty safe.

"Get it, Killer."
"I ain't touching that thing. It's going at both ends."
"Where's Mikey?"

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Well, if certain people don't mind eating maggot infested road kill these kitties could probably overlook a little smudge here and there.

I just threw up a little.

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Originally Posted by Rick

I just threw up a little.

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Careful. Bear Grylls might try and eat it.

Dang, I leave for a little bit to plow some snow and when I get back I discover that I've become "infamous"!

I can't help it if I have a malignant place in my heart for cats.

Don't blame me, blame "preachtheWORD" for starting this thread which led me into confessing my quirky behavior.