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02-21-2010, 10:49 PM
BENESSE

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

If you want to shoot at something small, on me, you'll have to shoot my ego.:innocent: LOL

I think I'll aim just little more south. If you don't mind of course.:winkiss:
Wouldn't want to hurt your ego now, you might need it for later.
02-21-2010, 10:53 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by BENESSE

I think I'll aim just little more south.

That's confidence! Aiming for something THAT small. :innocent:

Take the shot, BENESSE! I know you can do it!
02-21-2010, 10:54 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by BENESSE

I think I'll aim just little more south. If you don't mind of course.:winkiss:
Wouldn't want to hurt your ego now, you might need it for later.

B.....I gotta ask.....Wouldn't it be more satisfying for you, to shoot a lawyer?:innocent:
02-21-2010, 10:55 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

B.....I gotta ask.....Wouldn't it be more satisfying for you, to shoot a lawyer?:innocent:

http://rlv.zcache.com/the_only_words...47qjha_400.jpg
02-21-2010, 10:55 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

That's confidence! Aiming for something THAT small. :innocent:

Take the shot, BENESSE! I know you can do it!

She said that she wasn't going to shoot at my ego.:innocent: LOL
02-21-2010, 10:57 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

http://rlv.zcache.com/the_only_words...47qjha_400.jpg

You should pay closer attention.....you just might learn something.:sneaky2:
02-21-2010, 11:01 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

LOL......jokes on you. He's a mod. He CAN make you disappear!:innocent:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarge47

I was waitin' for somebody to mention that! :sneaky2:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin Case

I Know when to shut up LOL
I remember that old saying about "sleeping dogs" LOL

I think that you oughta' give Justin a stronger warning, Sarge. Something that will scare him a bit. :innocent:

I know! Make 2dumb disappear just to show Justin you can really do it! :sneaky2:
02-21-2010, 11:04 PM
2dumb2kwit

Hey Ken....did you see that video, of young Rick???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgKR-...88D58&index=63
02-21-2010, 11:12 PM
BENESSE

Ah, the embarrassment of riches!!! Go for the cheap sob or the one with the fresh mouth?:tongue_smilie:
I'll just have to consult your girlfriends and see what they say.
02-22-2010, 08:44 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batch

I was in Tandy Leather store today and an older gentleman was telling the clerk that he had a picture of a Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake that was 15' long!

Turns out it was 7' 3". Folks just don't like dealing with the truth.

Sorta' like 2dumb claiming he has 15 working brain cells. :innocent:
02-23-2010, 01:05 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by klkak

This is fair warning.

If you start telling lies on here we will call you out and embarrass you!!!

You hear that, Ken???
Now you're gonna get it!!!:sneaky2:
02-23-2010, 02:28 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by klkak

This is fair warning.

If you start telling lies on here we will call you out and embarrass you!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

You hear that, Ken???
Now you're gonna get it!!!:sneaky2:

2dumb is a genius! :)

Okay.....Humiliate me...........I just told a really big lie............... :blushing:
02-23-2010, 02:49 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

2dumb is a genius! :)

Okay.....Humiliate me...........I just told a really big lie............... :blushing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg
02-23-2010, 05:18 PM
2dumb2kwit

Dang it, Ken!!! I thought you yankees finally got something right, but I should have known better.

Your boy Scott Brown, snuggled right up to those liberal idiots!!!:sneaky2:
02-23-2010, 06:22 PM
BENESSE

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

[B][SIZE=5][SIZE=4]
Okay.....Humiliate me...........I just told a really big lie............... :blushing:

klkak what are you gonna do about this?
Ken's beyond embarrassment, he wants to be humiliated.
02-23-2010, 09:01 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

What falls but doesn't break, and what breaks but doesn't fall?

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Wind???:blushing:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

Uh, Yea...no. Not wind.

Wind? What a dumb answer. C'mon, 2dumb, think. The answer's clear as night and day. :innocent:
02-25-2010, 12:33 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

http://www.zianet.com/maxey/killer2.jpg

What does Ken have to do with this?:innocent:

(Oh, sorry......I meant Kenhuahua.)LOL
02-26-2010, 08:36 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Ya see....and at first, nobody would believe me.:tongue_smilie:

Like my sig line says.....just because I talk slow, don't mean I'm stupid!:innocent:

Don't you have a rock to crawl under? :sneaky2:
02-26-2010, 08:42 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Wanna' know what my ring tone is for my Sweetie? I'll bet you do. :sneaky2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo
02-26-2010, 08:46 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Wanna' know what my ring tone is for my Sweetie? I'll bet you do. :sneaky2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRopmfinsWk
02-26-2010, 08:47 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo

She runs 7 miles a day. Nice small round butt. :) And she just told me to tell you that she's gonna' kick your big flabby butt all over North Carolina if she ever meets you in person. :clap:
02-26-2010, 08:48 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Wanna' know what my ring tone is for my Sweetie? I'll bet you do. :sneaky2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=387ZDGSKVSg
02-26-2010, 08:48 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRopmfinsWk

2dumb, you moron, Lola is our Bassett Hound's name. :sneaky2:

And DON'T even think it, 2dumb. :sneaky2:
02-26-2010, 11:45 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by LostOutrider

I don't know, are his shoulders strong enough to support that weight?

This is great! Had I posted that, it would have been moved to another thread. :innocent:
02-27-2010, 05:28 PM
Ken

Good thing they made the decision they did, or 2dumb would have no purpose in life. :innocent:
02-27-2010, 07:02 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stargazer

Happy Birthday Kens mom.

@ Kens Mom. If Ken should reach for the bowl of peanuts give him a swift back hand.

Thank you,
Joe

Even if he doesn't reach for.....:innocent:

Just sayin'
02-28-2010, 10:35 AM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I'm not real smart, but I knew better than to ask for something different.:innocent:

No need for any excess intelligence, right? :)
02-28-2010, 10:39 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by gryffynklm

Hmmm, difficult decision, Silicone or Kevlar?

I'll pass on both. :innocent:

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Kevlar isn't near as much fun, to play with. :blushing:

Try this instead!

http://pjbottoms.files.wordpress.com...8/play-doh.jpg
02-28-2010, 10:42 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Oh.... I forgot to tell y'all!
Yesterday, I made some of those brownies, with the bacon and cheesecake.
Not as good a combo, as I had hoped for. I think I'd rather have regular brownies.

I swear, I thought you were gonna' say, "Yesterday, I made some of those brownies, with http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:P...juanaLeaf2.gif :innocent:
02-28-2010, 10:51 AM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

I swear, I thought you were gonna' say, "Yesterday, I made some of those brownies, with http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:P...juanaLeaf2.gif :innocent:

My brain already works like it's stoned....you wouldn't want me to make it any worse, would you??? LOL:innocent:
02-28-2010, 12:12 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

When thinking long term, about a girl, always check out her mom....'cuz that's what you're gonna have, in about 20 years.

Oh my God, 2dumb! That observation was..........

BRILLIANT! and so very true. :innocent:
02-28-2010, 01:02 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

No need, Ted.

I weighed as much as I do now at one time in the past, and I still have those clothes. Bell bottom jeans, Nehru jackets, double knit leisure suits, ........ :innocent:

See.....I told y'all!!!
Ken, in his skinny clothes. :innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQZrC3ljtuM
02-28-2010, 01:07 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQZrC3ljtuM

WARNING: Goldfish were killed in the making of this video! :sneaky2:
02-28-2010, 01:14 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Oh my God, 2dumb! That observation was..........

BRILLIANT! and so very true. :innocent:

Dang...look at that.
Somebody finally says that I did good, and it gets swept away, to another thread.:sneaky2:
02-28-2010, 03:09 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

She's gonna' hurt you for saying that. :sneaky2:

Moron, I was insulting you...not her.:sneaky2:
02-28-2010, 03:14 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

She runs 7 miles a day. Nice small round butt. :) :clap:

Probably to get to a county, that you're not allowed in.:innocent:
02-28-2010, 03:14 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Moron, I was insulting you...not her.:sneaky2:

Some things cut both ways. Just sayin'. :innocent:
02-28-2010, 03:17 PM
Ken

You did it AGAIN, 2dumb! :offtopic:http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-signs108.gif
02-28-2010, 03:17 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Some things cut both ways. Just sayin'. :innocent:

Small women are are sexy. :clap:

Small men are....well....small men.:innocent:
02-28-2010, 03:19 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

You did it AGAIN, 2dumb! :offtopic:http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-signs108.gif

To be honest, I figured crash would move this stuff, as fast as I could type it......but it appears he has logged off. LOL:tongue_smilie:

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