Big fat lies!

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Originally Posted by klkak

I road over 100 miles and didn't not get injured in any way.

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Klkak

Road 100 miles and didn't get hurt??!!

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Oh, stop it. You're killin' me.

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Originally Posted by Ken

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Klkak

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wow you see the size of that mole on her forehead

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I'm sprawled out on my couch next to a girl who could have passed as Pamela Anderson.

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Originally Posted by Camp10

By that do you mean she had hepatitis?:innocent:

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Nooooo. He meant that she was mostly silicone.:tongue_smilie: LOL

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Nooooo. He meant that she was mostly silicone.:tongue_smilie: LOL

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LOL, "More bounce for the ounce" ha ha LOL

Hey, um, AS, I do believe that if you were drying hides for a tipi liner they wouldn't have been nailed to a cabin wall, but I believe your story about the traffic conscientous (sp?) moose to be true.

I never believe anything Ken says to begin with, so I won't even go there.

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Nooooo. He meant that she was mostly silicone.:tongue_smilie: LOL

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Ok Im curious exactly how did you know such a Doll like that existed

I just caught this..........

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Originally Posted by klkak

I road over 100 miles and didn't not get injured in any way.

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A double negative! He DID get injured! That's our klkak! :innocent:

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Originally Posted by trax

I never believe anything Ken says to begin with, so I won't even go there.

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:sneaky2:

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said to ken:

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Originally Posted by Rick

A large coke? That's two lies. You're good at this part.

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and no one made a lawyer joke???

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Originally Posted by Ken

New Yorker. Way too cynical. It's all true, every word of it. :)

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Cynical, maybe.....but she looks great in skimpy lingerie.:tongue_smilie:
(Thanks for the pics, B!):smash:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Cynical, maybe.....but she looks great in skimpy lingerie.:tongue_smilie:
(Thanks for the pics, B!):smash:

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What? :sneaky2: ........................... (:tongue_smilie:)

That would have been the big fat lie part.

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

That would have been the big fat lie part.

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Which part?

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Thanks for the pics, B!

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Or.......

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

....she looks great in skimpy lingerie.:tongue_smilie:

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:innocent:

Yes.............

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Originally Posted by Ken

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Klkak

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Well you know what they say about a guy with a big nose!

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Originally Posted by klkak

Well you know what they say about a guy with a big nose!

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He smells funny?:innocent: LOL

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Originally Posted by Ken

I once ate 1 tenderloin steak, 2 plates of clams and shrimp, 1 plate of assorted salads, 1 roll, 22 lobsters, and two plates of assorted desserts, in one and a half hours.

I washed it all down with a single beer.

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I believed it right up to that single beer lie.

I'm going to post two statements. One is a lie the other is the truth.
I've died three times and been brought back to life by medical help.
I've turned down more offers from women to have sex in my life than most men ever hear.
Can you tell which is true?

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Originally Posted by hoosierarcher

I'm going to post two statements. One is a lie the other is the truth.
I've died three times and been brought back to life by medical help.
I've turned down more offers from women to have sex in my life than most men ever hear.
Can you tell which is true?

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The first statement is true. The second statement can't be true, because if it was, Sourdough would be following you around 24/7 instead of living up there in Alaska. :innocent: