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Just tring to make it seem like old times.
Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
I'm trying to make it sound like it's all Kens fault.:innocent:
It is.Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
He just didn't know that if he had stayed away from nuts (of the 2D variety) he wouldn't have come down with diverticulitis.
You don't PLAY a champagne flute, 2dumb, you DRINK from one.Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:8...UTE112A2SS.jpg
However, 2dumb,
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:g...SKIN-FLUTE.jpg
:sneaky2:
Found a new avatar for you, 2dumb.......... :innocent:
http://www.shirtsuck.com/images/assets/skinflute.jpg
Nice, Crash. You won't even cut a sick guy some slack, huh? :innocent:
Welcome home.
(snicker, snicker) Welcome home, Danny........I mean, Ken.:innocent:(snicker,snicker)
Maybe if you were ;Ken.:innocent: LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Ken
With all the x-rays and scan's, Kens doctors have found that Kens "inner child" is a spoiled little girl. :phone: LOL
Oh, come on guys......if people in Mass. had their heads up their butts, they'd end up with diverticu..........heeey......wait a minute.....
I had to make some phone calls and promise the moon to some folks (like I'm every going to deliver! HA!) but I managed to get one of his xrays.
http://static.desktopnexus.com/wallp...gthumbnail.jpg
I dunno, figure you come awful close to delivering a moon every time you post one of those godawful thong pics.
Welcome back Ken, 2D has been so dramatic without you.
No problem, OG.
Just wait 'till 2dsBF logs in. :innocent:
Yeah, Ken told me the reason that he hasn't been on here, much, is that he can't sit at the computer. Something about the fear of the void from finally getting his head out of his arse, acting like a big suction cup, and permanently sticking him to the chair.:innocent:
(Kinda like a Ken bobble-head. LOL)
OK, crash. Go ahead.....I'm ready.:innocent:
Right you are, 2dumb! :clap:Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
I figure you're just about responsible enough to use this, but DON'T HURT YOURSELF, okay?
http://marvmackey.com/gun%20dart.jpg
(HEY CRASH!!!! Before you even think about moving this post, please consider:
1. I told 2dumb that he was right, and didn't even call him a moron or anything like that; and
2. I expressed sincere and heartfelt concern for his personal safety.
So, since I only tried to protect him and didn't bash him in any way, you really shouldn't move this post, should you? :innocent:)
Hey Ken, Byte Me...........
..is a fairly new member, of the forum, but I think he has about the same firearm responsibility thoughts, as we do. (Judging from a few of his post, that I've read.)
See crash...no need to move my post, either.:innocent:
2dumb, thank you for sharing your thoughts on this subject! :)
May I suggest that you review the following homonyms:
bight: middle of a rope
bite: a mouthful; a chomp
byte: eight bits
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Z...ictionary2.jpg
Did you REALLY mean to type "byte," 2dumb? :innocent:
How kind of you, 2dumb! You called me "sir!" :)
"Sir" must have been a very difficult word for you to spell. I'm proud of you, 2dumb! You spelled the word correctly on your first try! :clap:
(Crash, I think that 2dumb deserves a lot of credit for his efforts. Do you agree? :innocent:)
Rick, as is the case with temperature, dumbness is measured in degrees. The term "2dumb" suggests the equivalent of approximately 1/10th. of a degree above absolute zero. :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
Hey Ken...you've been on for a while, today. Did you finally figure out that if you drill a hole in the bottom of a chair, that your suction cup won't hold you there????:clap:
...or did you not figure that out, and you're just stuck.:innocent:
2dumb:
1. Find some traffic.
2. Go play in it. :sneaky2:
If I wanted to, I could.....'cuz, you see, my butt isn't suction cupped to a chair!!!!!! LOL:clap:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
Oh, Oh, Oh....you could get a list of Kens list's , and read them at bedtime.:innocent:
All this talk about Mercury.....Ken, we haven't forgotten that you are having trouble with Uranus, we're just starting a little closer to home.:innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by trax
(That, and we really don't want to think about Uranus.)
2dumb, you idiot, :sneaky2: the only problem I have with "Myanus" is caused by you being a pain in the @ss. Other than for you, the problem I suffer from is a lot further up than that.Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
What about that suction cup they made, when they took your head out of your arse???:sneaky2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
2dumb, that was YOUR HEAD that they removed. Now that you're gone, how come you're STILL a pain in the @ss? :sneaky2:Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."
It's a noun, 2dumb, not a verb.
You think Heinz Ketchup is SPICY.
It is. Once you add some horseradish, black pepper, diced habanero, and lemon juice. That's when we call it "cocktail sauce."
You have no problem pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.
I don't, but that's 'cause there's a city about an hour away named "Worcester." Can you pronounce the word "sauce" correctly, 2dumb?
For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits.
I hate potatoes au gratin. I had grits for breakfast - minus the usual cheese - with my eggs this morning. So there.
You don't even know what a Moon Pie is.
I love the dang things with a tall glass of ice cold milk. It's just that you can't often find 'em up this way.
You've never had grain alcohol.
Yes, I have. The best stuff (other than some of our local variety) came from West Virginia and Kentucky. Betcha' you've never had Portuguese grain alcohol. I only have about two gallons (various types) left in stock.
You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
I eat fried chicken with a roll of paper towels sitting nearby. Napkins just don't survive the mess they make when you eat 'em with your hands - like God wants us to do.
You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips.
2dumb, I live in a rural area with more chickens and cows than you've ever seen. The "Rhode Island Red" was first bred about a mile from my livingroom.
You have no idea what a polecat is.
It's the one on the right. http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...ine=1251850495
Whenever someone tells an off-color joke about farm animals, it goes over your head.
Whenever someone tells an off color joke about farm animals, I know they're talking about you.
You see nothing wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.
Actually, you have that mixed up. I see nothing wrong with putting a poodle on a sweater.
http://www.shessavvy.com/store/inclu....jpg&Width=350
Soooooo....you're a yankee, but you're not very good, at it. LOL:blushing:
BTW, that was a copy and paste...I didn't write it.
Speaking of which....now that you have that void, when you go outside in the wind, does your butt whistle?:innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
Now that right there is funny. Cruel, but funny.
Sorry, buddy, you're still off on the anatomics involved. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
Nope...what I'm talking about, has nothing to do with your illness.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
That is the part that you're not getting.:innocent: LOL
Actually....Scott Brown getting elected makes me think that a lot of people up your way, have gotten their heads out of their arses! LOL:smash:
BTW......did you actually write "analtomics"??? HaHaHa!!!:blushing:
You are preachin' to the choir, 2dumb. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
Fantasy time again, 2dumb? "A friend?" Must be an imaginary one. :sneaky2:Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
(I just couldn't resist!)
Mind ur own bidness, Ken....If I was talking about you, I'da said I was just pickin' on a @%^#$&!:innocent: LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Ken
Probably, Klkak. We all know that deep down inside that 2dumb is nuthin' but a WIMP! :sneaky2:Quote:
Originally Posted by klkak