I'm pretty sure they are dumbest bird every to grace the planet. I've walked past them not three feet away and I guess they thought they were hidden. They just sat there.
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I'm pretty sure they are dumbest bird every to grace the planet. I've walked past them not three feet away and I guess they thought they were hidden. They just sat there.
They're waiting for you to come closer...killers man, they're killers :D
Up here some folks refer to Ptarmigan and Spruce hens as "Stupid chickens". They do make a nice meal.
Are they ninja birds? I've heard that ninja birds will do that. Once you see them they pretend to be stupid. When you get close it's lights out. Or maybe zombie birds. Either way would be pretty bad.
yeah, it's not like you can just pick them up, but i bet you could kick them.
It amaze's me the directions some of these threads go.
We're pleased that you are so easily amazed. We haven't even gotten warmed up yet.
I just noticed that I've made over 200 posts. No wonder I'm not getting anything done around the house.
Rick, your place must be a reck!
The result of a bunch of people staring at monitors and occassionally looking out at the nearest woods and thinking "I'm supposed to be out there....."Quote:
Originally Posted by klkak
Yep,thats what I was just thinking too,except my sister is keeping me updated via the web on how her sons surgery is progressing,so I dare not venture too far away today.:(Quote:
Originally Posted by trax
I just type fast.
ha ha ha......,O......K....,
Apparently that's true based on some of his comments. I just don't really care if I get fired or not, since I'm sitting at work...I think typing in here makes me look busy to any passers-by, as opposed to staring out the window and humming old Johnny Cash tunes to myself (which makes me look musically challenged :o)Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
That gave me a chuckle. I had someone at church ask me to sing a little quieter once. Later I overheard her saying "The man sitting behind me must be tone deaf". After that I sang louder. she has since moved to a different pew.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by trax
I used to work in mines and at the end of the shift I'd always sing in the shower. Of course there's 20 other guys showering in open stalls in the same room. One guy walked up to me one time when I was dressing after and saidQuote:
Originally Posted by klkak
"You know, I really can't stand your singing"
I said, " You know, I wasn't singing for you."
Glad you sang louder man.
Hey! I don't get no respect. My wife asked me to sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away from here. She wanted me to sing solo. So low she couldn't hear me.
I said, "Look gorgeous, I'm a singer. You know the difference between God and me"?
She said, "Yea. God doesn't think He's a singer."
I told her, "I've had it up to my neck with your complaining about my singing."
She said, "Looks like I need to complain just a bit more."
She once asked me, "You know what's black and brown and looks good a lousy singer?"
I said, "What sweetest"?
"A Doberman."
I'm tellin' ya' I don't get no respect.
I just got done watching the 3rd episode of TAE. Beats watching "Survivor". No immunity idols to find, no getting voted off the island, no girls walking around in bikini's. Oh wait, darn, no bikini's, that sucks.
unless voted off the island is slang for cannibalized... it's gonna be a long winter and none of them are ready.
The two daughters would cook up real nice.
Plus the b*tch factor would go down about ten notches.
For those that are interested, episode 4 airs tonight.
Well, I figured it out in Episode 4. The girls majored in minors in college. "You said two so we thought 1, 2. Then you said three but we didn't know you meant 4." And dad's response to all of it was classic. "They still have to mature." Ya THINK?!" Well, no food and winter is on you. Good luck with that maturity thing.
Glad the one guy got the goat. It would have been nice to see the other cat get the moose, though.
For the couple living on the bay, they have bears in their camp daily and they are looking for food. Am I nuts but couldn't they shoot a bear? Hmmm. I suppose that was two questions. Oh, well. Answer which ever one you want.:p
Good point. However a bear that has been feeding on fish is almost not fit to eat. They stink inside and out. The flesh smells and tastes like bad salmon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
I don't think their guide was a very good guide. If they could hear the moose they should have been able to get close enough to kill the moose. Getting close enough to kill a goat is alot harder then getting close enough to a moose.
Which is worse, starvation or smelly food?:D
Geeese, Louise this stinks. Did you give me the butt again?
I was glad to see that one group get the goat. The guy that shot it seems to have his head on pretty straight. His friend????? "I'm tired - you go hunting" Yeah, that's the kind of attitude I'd want along.
Thought it was kind of funny when they were reviewing the medical tests of the folks. With the dad and two daughters - dad lost about 20lbs, daugter one lost about 20lbs, daughter two must have hidden the extra jar of peanut butter.
I thought the guy that dropped the goat was being a bit of a whiner. If he didn't have the guide with him he wouldn't have bagged it. I do have to give him credit for sticking it out and being able to go far enough to get it.
Going out into the bush while you are out of shape and overweight is never a good idea. It is generally how accidents happen. You get tired, then get careless and finally make an idiotic mistake that hopefully won't cost you your life.
I think that team has a great mindset though. He went and grabbed the goat, and meanwhile she was catching fish even though she had never tried before. Great attitude, I hope they keep it up.
The father daughter team won't make it. I can't believe that "man" takes so much from those snotty little brats.
I think we're talking about two different teams. Last night the team of three got a goat. The guy with the dreadlocks went out with the guides son.Quote:
Originally Posted by grundle
Crash - I thought the same thing when they called off the weight loss. It was like, wait a minute. How is she staying so healthy. I think if I were that dad I'd be looking for the stash of Ho Ho's.
oops, I missed last nights episode :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
Maybe I can find it online :P
The Ho Ho's are on the new bunkbeds........oops did I just say that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
I'm sorry but I can't resist...
The ho ho's are his daughters. ho1 and ho2
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Grundle - I think that's what klkak meant.
ahhh, a subtle joke. Well slap me silly, that is what that was. I'll be darned, guess its too deep for simple folk' like me :)
Sorry to tread on your joke klk, I tend to take the high brow stuff and make it low brow
Sap shows up in other threads too, doesn't it grundle?
I seem to remember leaving a few threads feeling mighty sticky
Speaking of bunks beds. Did you catch the comment that "She'll fart on me."? Those girls are classy! Yes, sir, couth with a smidgen of fetchin up thrown in.
RE: Your comment in the other thread about sappy jokes.
Who you call'n a "Sap"?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...ead.php?t=2879 Post #3 courtesy of Grundle.:D
Kansas City only sends Alaska her finest. Without a doubt they live in Olathe, only people from there act that clueless and idioticQuote:
Originally Posted by Rick
The pleasure is all mine!Quote:
Oh, got it. I'm slow but I do catch on eventually.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick