But think of the training Doug would have under his belt for when Doug jnr arrives:)Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
Baby poo has a remarkable spreadability factor:innocent:
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But think of the training Doug would have under his belt for when Doug jnr arrives:)Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
Baby poo has a remarkable spreadability factor:innocent:
Wow, I never thought anything could tamper with my deep and abiding love for chocolate, but this conversation has some potential to do just that.
Just to reset your mind then Trax...... smooth, dark, 80% cocoa content, slowly melting in the mouth, slightly bitter with a rich glowing aftertaste.Quote:
Originally Posted by trax
Need I say more?
Oh.....and Doug....DO NOT play this song to her!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o3m1FwhusY
Now I'm lost for words.....almost
HA HA HA I think I'll pass on that mess.Quote:
Originally Posted by Winnie
Oddly enough she is the only pregnant lady I know who doesn't want chocolate.Quote:
Originally Posted by owl_girl
NO, I just say screw it and go float in my ducky ring
Mischief
Okay then. Just how many pregnant ladies do you know and does your wife know you know them? And do you have any ultra sounds of those kids and if you do why do have them? Hmmmmmm? Inquiring minds want to know?
OK, guys....in the interest of safety, I have to add something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Winnie
For those guys, that are suddenly thinking about covering your manhood with chocolate, and calling for the little lady, I want you to pause for a moment, and think back to Easter. You remember what she did, to the ear of the chocolate bunny???
Just sayin'.:innocent:
caramel?...Quote:
Originally Posted by doug1980
Oh, well, holy cow!!
http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/200...B40B3E875A785D
Dottie just read this and says she agrees!~! Sorry Folks but I've got to go now. I'm going to the store to buy Chocolate!!!!!!!!!:sneaky2::thumbup1::nod::idea:Quote:
Originally Posted by owl_girl
ME afterwards...:triage::D
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Originally Posted by pocomoonskyeyes
Enjoy!:smash::smash::innocent:
Has anyone else noticed the number of threads that start off perfectly normal, then pooffff! all of a sudden it revolves around s*x and/or food??
Yeah, but give credit, where credit is due....this thread went for the 2fer! (As in 2 for 1) It has both!!!:innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by Winnie
thats because this is a survival forum and our primitive minds witch are so well adapted to survival know perfectly well that those 2 things are essential to human survival
Now that is a great explanation. I was going to say that we all have dirty minds...I like yours better. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by owl_girl
Agreed Doug!
Speaking of food and sex, I saw a guy wearing a t-shirt, a while back, that said...
Since food has replaced sex in my life; I can't even get into my own pants. ... :innocent:
That's awesome. :thumbup::banana:Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit