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11-18-2009, 06:51 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I don't think it's being tired, so much as being hungry!:innocent:

......and dumb as a stump. :innocent:

I'll be heading out for dinner around 6:30 with Mom and my kids. Gonna' go to a place near New Bedford (Moby Dick, Herman Melville, you know the place) I've never been to before. I hear they have a great baked stuffed lobster (3½ lbs. :)) that I've just gotta' try. :innocent:
11-18-2009, 06:54 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old GI

Saw somethng about a deer doing that? When the car pulled over after two fuel stops, etc., a LEO removed it and it was alive. AND THEN ... some *** shot at it from a moving car while the cop was standing right next to it. Needless to say the cop thought he was being fired on. Moving on, the bad guy was apprehended and there were four of them and the gun in the car and nobody 'fessed up. They were all four arrested!!!! The deer survived and all is well.

That musta' been in North Carolina. 2dumb strikes again. :sneaky2:
11-18-2009, 06:56 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

I'll be heading out for dinner around 6:30 with Mom and my kids. Gonna' go to a place near New Bedford (Moby Dick, Herman Melville, you know the place) I've never been to before. I hear they have a great baked stuffed lobster (3½ lbs. :)) that I've just gotta' try. :innocent:

Oh, thanks a lot! I'm sitting here, waiting for my Hamberger Helper to get done.:sneaky2:
11-18-2009, 06:58 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

......and dumb as a stump. :innocent:

I'll be heading out for dinner around 6:30 with Mom and my kids. Gonna' go to a place near New Bedford (Moby Dick, Herman Melville, you know the place) I've never been to before. I hear they have a great baked stuffed lobster (3½ lbs. :)) that I've just gotta' try. :innocent:

Sooooo....Just where do they stuff that 3½ pound lobster?:innocent:
11-18-2009, 06:59 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Oh, thanks a lot! I'm sitting here, waiting for my Hamberger Helper to get done.:sneaky2:

Better than Tuna Helper, 2dumb.

Hmmmm. "Tuna Helper." Is that the name of your assistant? :innocent:
11-18-2009, 07:02 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Sooooo....Just where do they stuff that 3½ pound lobster?:innocent:

They split it all the way down the middle on the underside. Then, they clean out the abdominal cavity (like field dressing! :)) and spread the tail and stuff it all the way down with a cracker-bread-herb stuffing with additional large chunks of lobster and scallops mixed in. Serve it with drawn butter. Mmmmmmmmmm. :blushing:
11-18-2009, 07:03 PM
Rick

What the hey is Dr. Wan butter?
11-18-2009, 07:04 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

What the hey is Dr. Wan butter?

Huh? :innocent:
11-18-2009, 07:05 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

That musta' been in North Carolina. 2dumb strikes again. :sneaky2:

Nope...not me!
BTW...this is what happens to a 'yote, that mixes it up, with a redneck.

Warning; Graphic.

http://jalopnik.com/5336603/nascar-d...ote-at-190-mph
11-18-2009, 07:06 PM
Rick

Now who's messin' with the post? You just have no ethics at all do you?
11-18-2009, 07:07 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

They split it all the way down the middle on the underside. Then, they clean out the abdominal cavity (like field dressing! :)) and spread the tail and stuff it all the way down with a cracker-bread-herb stuffing with additional large chunks of lobster and scallops mixed in. Serve it with drawn butter. Mmmmmmmmmm. :blushing:

Oh.......I was hoping that they would stuff it up your....:blushing:

...as a side note, Don't worry Rick.....I saw it, before he changed it.:sneaky2:
11-18-2009, 07:08 PM
Rick

The man is despicable.
11-18-2009, 07:09 PM
2dumb2kwit

I wonder if my hamburger helper would taste better, with some Dr. Wan Butter on it?:innocent:
11-18-2009, 07:09 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Nope...not me!
BTW...this is what happens to a 'yote, that mixes it up, with a redneck.

Warning; Graphic.

http://jalopnik.com/5336603/nascar-d...ote-at-190-mph

Looks like it got hurt. :innocent: You guys take them home and eat 'em, don't ya?
11-18-2009, 07:11 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Rick

The man is despicable.

You're talkin' 'bout 2dumb. right? :innocent:
11-18-2009, 07:14 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Looks like it got hurt. :innocent: You guys take them home and eat 'em, don't ya?

Yeah...with Dr.Wan Butter on them. LOL:innocent:
11-18-2009, 07:17 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Yeah...with Dr.Wan Butter on them. LOL:innocent:

This is Dr. Wan. I wonder how he "churns" his butter? :innocent:

Dr WAN SOON BEE serves as an Independent Director of the Company. He is also currently the chairman of the Council of Advisors to the Singapore Industrial & Services Employees Union and the Advisor of the Union of Telecoms Employees of Singapore.

Dr Wan was a political secretary and a Minister of State in the Prime Minister’s office and a Member of Parliament from 1980 to 2001. He was also the Vice President of the International Confederation of Free Trade Unions for the Asian Regional Organisation.

Dr Wan holds a Dottore Ingegnere in Electronics Engineering from the University of Pisa, Italy. Dr Wan also has
directorships in several public listed companies.

http://www.lianbeng.com.sg/Pictures/BOD/WanSoonBee.jpg

http://www.lianbeng.com.sg/05%20boar...0directors.htm
11-18-2009, 07:20 PM
2dumb2kwit

Yeah, Yeah....what-ever.

Don't you have a crustacean, to catch?:sneaky2:
11-18-2009, 07:26 PM
Ken

http://webspace.webring.com/people/e...ib/lobster.jpg
11-18-2009, 07:27 PM
Rick

Enjoy your lobster.

http://www.calacademy.org/exhibits/v..._scorpion2.jpg
11-18-2009, 07:28 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

Enjoy your lobster.

http://www.calacademy.org/exhibits/v..._scorpion2.jpg

That's not my dinner. It's my birth sign. :)
11-18-2009, 07:30 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

Enjoy your lobster.

Thanks, Rick! I'll post a Q.C. Report tomorrow.

Bye Bye!
11-19-2009, 10:13 AM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

That's not my dinner. It's my birth sign. :)

So...you were born with your arse up on your shoulders?:sneaky2:
11-19-2009, 10:48 AM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

So...you were born with your arse up on your shoulders?:sneaky2:

2dumb, go back to bed and try to wake up intelligent. Okay? :sneaky2:
11-19-2009, 10:53 AM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

2dumb, go back to bed and try to wake up intelligent. Okay? :sneaky2:

That would just be insane.........Doing the same thing and expecting different results. LOL:blushing:
11-19-2009, 10:54 AM
2dumb2kwit

....and where's that Q.C. report????

Or were you lying, to Rick?
11-19-2009, 10:57 AM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

That would just be insane.........Doing the same thing and expecting different results. LOL:blushing:

Buy this book, 2dumb. Have somebody read it to you. :sneaky2:

http://www.graphics.iparenting.com/a.../brainfood.jpg
11-19-2009, 11:09 AM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Buy this book, 2dumb. Have somebody read it to you. :sneaky2:

Dang it...now you tell me.
I just made my once a year trip, to a book store, and got Petersons Edible Wild Plants.

I still need to find someone, to read it to me.:blushing:
11-19-2009, 11:22 AM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Thanks, Rick! I'll post a Q.C. Report tomorrow.

Bye Bye!

Read it below!

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

....and where's that Q.C. report????

Or were you lying, to Rick?

:sneaky2:

Quality Control Report - First Draft
3½ lb. Baked Stuffed Lobster

Ho, Hum.

For a restaurant that owns 4 of its own fishing boats, one would think that this place (that shall remain nameless out of fear that their blood-sucking lawyer will sue me) would do a better job of preparing its catch.

The lobster itself was full - probably half-way to its next shed. The claws were proportionately small, but the tail was proportionately large, and that's where the best meat is, anyway! However, it was a bit overcooked by say, maybe 3 minutes or so. And with lobster, that does make a difference.

The stuffing was a disappointment. With the exception of one (just one) little scallop that was sliced wafer thin and laid in a line over the stuffing, the rest of the seafood was so finely diced that it was not discernable in the stuffing itself. Sad. The stuffing itself was blended into fine crumbs (WRONG!) and, on top of that, there was way too much wine and butter in the stuffing. This lousy recipe resulted in a stuffing that was like boiled greasy mush. It was cooked, but not "baked."

Couple this with the fact that the beer wasn't cold enough.........

Our waitress was another story. A horror story. The fact that she looked (and trudged through the dining room) like a linebacker was of little consequence. The fact that she never smiled, had no personality, and never returned to check on things once after she delivered our meals was inexcusable.

I'm told that this place does a great business. In fact, the dining room was almost full when we arrived at 7:30 on a Wednesday night. That's amazing, considering that there's a McDonalds just down the road. :innocent:
11-19-2009, 11:29 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by finallyME

Actually, taking him hunting might just work. It would be much easier to loose him in the actual woods then in a city environment.

Invite 2dumb over. I'm sure everyone else will leave quickly on their own account. :innocent:
11-19-2009, 11:34 AM
Ken

Hit by a car at 75mph, embedded in the fender, and dragged for 600 miles - but Tricky SURVIVED

I wonder if 2dumb would fit in front of that radiator....... :innocent:
11-19-2009, 12:17 PM
Rick

Ouch! I don't think this write up will make Conde Nast. Just sayin'....
11-19-2009, 12:22 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Hit by a car at 75mph, embedded in the fender, and dragged for 600 miles - but Tricky SURVIVED

I wonder if 2dumb would fit in front of that radiator....... :innocent:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

I wonder if 2Dumb would fit in that car.

Hey....what the......
11-19-2009, 12:30 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Rick

Didn't touch it. Honest.

Sorry...thought maybe you had pulled a Ken.:blushing:
11-19-2009, 12:33 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Sorry...thought maybe you had pulled a Ken.:blushing:

Just what are you implying, 2dumb? :sneaky2:
11-19-2009, 12:39 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Just what are you implying, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

That you don't mind using the edit function.:sneaky2:

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...376#post169376
11-19-2009, 12:45 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I'd be like that, if I couldn't get 7-11 coffee.:sneaky2:

How does somebody convince 7-11 to stop selling coffee? :innocent:
11-19-2009, 12:46 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

That you don't mind using the edit function.:sneaky2:

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...376#post169376

Huh? :innocent:
11-19-2009, 12:48 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Yeah....not all of it is below sea level.

And NONE of it's below 2dumb's level!
11-19-2009, 12:48 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

How does somebody convince 7-11 to stop selling coffee? :innocent:

By never posting on an internet forum, ever again. Good luck!:innocent:

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