The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

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Originally Posted by Ken

2dumb, how much, within reason, will I have to pay you to never log-on to this site again? :sneaky2:

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....and a pound of bacon.:innocent:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

....and a pound of bacon.:innocent:

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Okay. You're a man who can be bought. What kind of bacon? :innocent:

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Originally Posted by Ken

Okay. You're a man who can be bought. What kind of bacon? :innocent:

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Any good quality bacon, will do.:smash:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Any good quality bacon, will do.:smash:

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Good. I'll send you some pork from our Massachusetts State Capitol on Beacon Hill. Errr, make that "Bacon Hill."

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-TEUEU1JBO...Bacon+Hill.jpg

And 2dumb? Some of this, too!

http://www.synthstuff.com/mt/archive...on-revenge.jpg

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Originally Posted by Ken

It's just not fair that I can't put you on my "Ignore List." :sneaky2:

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You could stop posting. That would show him!:innocent:

You guys are hilarious. :lol:

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Originally Posted by Eu_citzen

You guys are hilarious. :lol:

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Thanks, Eu c. You know....since you're new here, you probably haven't seen the video of Ken trying to be romantic...so, here it is.:innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUtwNtE1NBA

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Thanks, Eu c. You know....since you're new here, you probably haven't seen the video of Ken trying to be romantic...so, here it is.:innocent:

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2dumb, have you read the second sentence of your comforting company's quote? If not, here it is:

"Every critter has enough brains to tan it's own hide, except buffaloes (and some people I know)."
-Jim Miller

I have to conclude one of two things. Either your comforting company knows you or you must be a buffalo. :sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by Ken

2dumb, have you read the second sentence of your comforting company's quote? If not, here it is:

"Every critter has enough brains to tan it's own hide, except buffaloes (and some people I know)."
-Jim Miller

I have to conclude one of two things. Either your comforting company knows you or you must be a buffalo. :sneaky2:

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Did someone fart?
('cuz I could have sworn, I just heard an ***hole speak.):innocent:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Did someone fart?
('cuz I could have sworn, I just heard an ***hole speak.):innocent:

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Time to consult a psychiatrist, 2dumb. You're hearing those voices again, aren't you? :innocent:

2dumb, the Forum is electronic print media. It doesn't talk to you, you idiot. :sneaky2:

2dumb's been reading my last post for a while now. His brain cell must be working overtime trying to think of something dumb to say in response. :innocent:

Maybe he's taking a break to work on his autobiography. :innocent:

Where you talking to me?:sneaky2:
(Doing my best De Niro.)

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Where you talking to me?:sneaky2:

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No, I was responding to the other moron that goes by the name "2dumb2kwit." :innocent:

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Originally Posted by Ken

No, I was talking to the other moron that goes by the name "2dumb2kwit." :innocent:

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No, moron....you were typing a message to me, in an "electronic print media".
(I can't believe you fell for that one! LOL)

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Originally Posted by Ken

No, I was responding to the other moron that goes by the name "2dumb2kwit." :innocent:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

No, moron....you were typing a message to me, in an "electronic print media".
(I can't believe you fell for that one! LOL)

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Do you always talk to your computer?:blushing:

And if I ever wrote a book, it would have to be titled "Arguing with Idiot's" (A guide to perplexing jerk lawyers.)!

Gee, 2dumb, look at the posts you quoted, and compare it to my original unedited post. :innocent: A little inconsistent, ain't they? You messin' with the quotes, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by Ken

Gee, 2dumb, look at the posts you quoted, and compare it to my original unedited post. :innocent: A little inconsistent, ain't they? You messin' with the quotes, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

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Nope...I just wasn't paying attention to the fact, that you had gone back and tried to edit away your stupidity.:sneaky2: